#rubs my evil little hands together

[ask-thearchivists]

Oh huh. Do the children tend to not grow fangs till way later or...?

The Compelor: I'm the second oldest being currently in this Archive-

The Copyist: Tied with me.

The Compelor: As for my lack of fangs, it's not something you need to be privy to. I've made my peace with it.

#ask blog #ask the archivists #asks are open #the owl house #toh #id in alt text #toh oc #collector oc #meteor shower event #rubs my evil little hands together

[iceicewifey]

don’t mind me, 4am vanishay cringeposting 🫶

shay wonders what happened to make vanilla ice so distant so suddenly. they used to get along just fine, but lately he’s been so short with her, unable to be around her for an extended period of time without snapping at her or lashing out. it’s like he’s been continually stressed about something for weeks, but she can’t figure out what and doesn’t want to attempt to ask, lest her chew her out again. she’s always known he was a bit cold, but this is new to her, and conflicts with what she’d been feeling. she is no stranger to random feelings bubbling up every now and then—in fact she’d considered it a bit of a problem back in high school, but it’s so hard to squash a crush like that when the person of interest is your tall and tan live-in coworker with a pretty face... she’s considered confessing her attraction since said feelings had such a strong grip on her, but his recent behavior was beginning to make her want to reconsider. he may be been rather stoic with most others, but she’s wiggled her way beneath that seemingly permanent scowl. she didn’t know what camaraderie looked like with a man like that, but she figured they’d reached that point once he went out of his way to invite her along to the usual hookah cafe on the odd occasion their master would permit an outing... now it was rare for him to attend himself. had she done something wrong without realizing and inadvertently pushed him too far? if only she could get him to stop avoiding her so she could ask.

vanilla ice has never felt anything like this before and it feels as if it’s devouring him from the inside out, like some ironic twist on his stand. he’s never cared about a woman like this—no, he’s never cared about anyone like this. he idolizes lord dio, but he’s never felt anything of this caliber before. he doesn’t know how to process this feeling. the fact that he can’t be around her without breaking out in a cold sweat is destroying him, he’s a wreck. why did this have to happen and why did it have to be her. he tries to reason with himself about this godforsaken feeling that threatens to consume him. he’s not in love with her, a four letter word that nearly brings him to his knees. he’s not in love with her, he tells himself… but the thought of ever having to see her in the arms of another man fills him with a profound dread, the kind that spreads thru his body like a kick in the ribs. it terrifies him, and he hates it. deep in a section of his heart that he dares not acknowledge, he wants it to be him, nobody else. he hesitates to act on it; he has important duties, he shouldn’t even be thinking about her. he could never forgive himself for jeopardizing his master’s plans… but he doesn’t know how much longer he can keep this suppressed.

#vanishay #posts my cringe ramblings at 4am so nobody has to see #i’m half asleep sorry if these are worded strangely #i’m a sucker for when characters have so many feelings that they just. cannot process them all #these two were a mess /aff #this is what i mean when i said it hit vanilla like a ton of bricks. except it gets worse from here #shay being all ‘he doesn't like ne anymore? :(’ meanwhile vanilla is literally fighting back the desire to just pick her up and shake her #and scream to high heaven that he loves her #he’d never admit that… or would he? :) #rubs my evil little hands together #love inflicting them with feelings <3 #oc x canon #long post

[errorhalo]

yall have no idea what im cooking up

#rubs my evil little hands together

[soleiltm]

me after asking my girlfriend to illegally record the post credit scenes for me bc they work at the theater: >:)

#rubs my evil little hands together #i just wanna see em one more time ok

[brandwhorestarscream]

Three questions (technically) about hindsight:

What were Arcee's parents like?

Did no-one notice Airachnid's egg being destroyed?

How did Electroshock and Illuminate meet?

3 in 1, my favorite kind!! 😊

1. Arcee had very typical parents. They loved her very much and did their best to support her and give her a good life. They become fundamentally different people--more hardened, angrier, more exhausted--in TL2. They never really get a spotlight in the story, but if you're interested in actual character personalities, names, and backstory I could write them up :)

2. Did they notice as it was happening? No. Did they notice after the fact? Yes. Airachnid's (very premature) death doesn't have much impact on the second timeline, but she will tie in importantly in the happenings of TL3 as well as TL4. Both will see her in vastly different roles, and in TL4 we take a deep dive look at insecticon hives and the circumstances of her birth.

3. At a social event, of course 🤭 Illuminate was a daughter of serious generational wealth. Her family had one of those massive business conglomerates and dealt a lot with global off-planet imports and exports. Both in the things they were shipping, and in the means of shipping them. Her grandsire was an incredible astrophysicist and her grandcarrier an interstellar engineer--they had a hand in designing some of the most complex and energy efficient intergalactic travel vehicles cybertronians had at the time. And Electroshock was the eldest child of a previous Senator, born and bred to rise to their seat of power. Two wealthy princesses in their own right, of course they were immediately pushed together at a social function in the hopes of 'networking'.

They actually hit it off because of:

A) Mutual (masterfully hidden, but mutual nonetheless) gay panic, and

B) They both enjoyed the same entertainment program on the datanet and fell into the rabbithole discussing their favorite character and theories for the upcoming season with each other. Finding a fandom buddy is a magical thing and they were caught up for hours

They ended up trading comms and their families were each pleased

Their bonding was technically arranged, but they were already planning to ask one another to become conjunx before they ever found out about the arrangement. As I said, very few high caste bondings were for love, but theirs was. They got lucky 💖

Honestly I could go on for hours about thess two, but I'm gonna cut it there cuz this post is getting long

#but i mean if you wanted to send me more asks about the lesbian power couple i wouldn't complain 👉👈 #👀👀👀 #or about anything else pertaining to hindsight ok this au is like my baby #I'm also very excited to get into the insecticon hive bit in tl4 because it is a WILD ride #i have so many plans >:) #rubs my evil little hands together #hindsight au

[sennamybeloved]

OH YEAH. ahem. i totally forgot to bring my star guardian senna meltdown here! who’s ready for some posts

#lotus rambles #rubs my evil little hands together

[braeveries]

❛ aw, did you miss me? ❜ poe to rai

❛ Do not start your shit, Dameron. ❜ Mirai grumbles, climbing into the ship with an exaggerated sigh. She looks down at him in the cockpit, furrowing her brows. ❛ What hunk of junk is this? Why are we flying this? And where am I supposed to sit? ❜

#decimatlas : poe dameron #interaction : mirai caveel #nyehehehe #rubs my evil little hands together

[lotus-pear]

doing a social experiment where i am introducing my friend to bungou stray dogs solely through knkdz content/official art and portraying kunikida and dazai as the "main" implied relationship in bsd. no skk, she does not know chuuya, i have not mentioned chuuya, and she will not meet chuuya until episode nine. this is solely for the purpose of seeing whether or not new bsd fans' pyscholgies are skewed bc of skk or whether they start the show solely for them. after she meets chuuya i'll ask her which pairing she prefers more

#LISTEN DONT YOU THINK IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED FOR ONCE #SKK AS THE RAREPAIR??? KNKDZ AS THE MAIN PAIRING?? #this is so evil and delicious of me i am rubbing my sick twisted little hands together and grinning maliciously #what happens when a pairing is forced down someone's throat since the start of the exposure to the media they are indulging #will they stick by the pairing bc they associate it w the introduction of the show? or will they move on to another pairing? #only time will tell #bsd #skk #knkdz

[cupcakeslushie]

i love your separated au!! i was wondering if you think donnie would ever end up building shelldon in this au, and if so how/if he’d be different from cannon o.o

🤐

Hey I can weaponize this! 😈

#ask slushie #separated au #*rubs my evil little gremlin hands together*

[vanweezer]

so brave of ava to admit that zombies would eat janine for being hot at only the second episode

#REWATCHING BABYYYYY #abbott elementary #avanine #rubbing my evil little hands together ...avanine worlddd

[iceicewifey]

idk how to upload images to the jojo wiki or i would but jumping up and down i didn't know these settei sheets existed

#!!! #this will be very useful #*rubs my evil little hands together* #spankz chat

[vampyrsm]

i'm corrupting people with sukuna brain worms one person at a time

#— alex rambles #rubbing my hands together like an evil little fly

[verysmallcyborg]

hmmm what're they chattin' about 🤔 (ryssrael belongs to @oneiroy)

#fornax #ryssrael #femroe #in that moment i regretted not having the back of the seat facing the ocean at my house sfgbjhwlsd #rubbing my evil little hands together I CAN DO SO MANY CRIMES NOW #the sun and star

[fizzytoo]

fren bikinis & tans r available on dhm 🤭

when i get to my pc it’s over for y’all

#*fizzyanswers #rubbing my hands together like a freak little fly #evil laugh 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏽

[iliketodecompose]

current ask game

thank u @cankersoregirl :-3333

Current time: 18:31 to b specific hehe

Current activity: im making a silly collage out of a sweet wrapper & some printed out Images in my journal >:3 i realised i only like to write abt my feelings when i have Created smth pretty to write it next to lmao. i am like A Little Baby.

Currently thinking about: uh. takeout pizza 4 dinner and ghost files (and school in the back of my brain. im getting dangerously close to my deadlines with barely anything done LMAO. i have 2 photoshoots to do too. I Trust Myself I Think)

Current fav song: maze in the mirror by txt </33333 (& if u want another that lyrically goes rlly well with it; in the mirror by fromis_9. she has the same subject matter but its a LOT more hopeful lmao. they r dating.) i was listening to it last night in the dark rlly depressed & absently reading the lyrics scroll that spotify has and i genuinely started tearing up at the bridge lmao..... 이젠 날고 싶어/ 영원을 나는 피터팬처럼/별이 되고 싶어...... (i want to fly now, endlessly like peter pan, I want to be/become a star......) OH MY GOD. head in hands. THE LYRICAL CONNECTION BETWEEN THIS PART AND TINNITUS ........ (돌멩이 되고 싶어 I wanna be/become a rock specifically) the emotional progression between them and the acceptance of what ur life Is instead of what it Could Be... oo baby.. papa likey

Currently reading: LMAO. i dont think i can say.. Anything? im ABOUT to start king lear for school but idk if that counts.

Currently watching: ........nothing.?? WAIT.. can i count ghost files. im going to be watching ghost files. literally at present moment i am watching a wendigoon video tho

Current fav character: ummmmmmmmmmmm... oooooo... going to cheat and say jihyun AND jaewon. they come in a pair do not separate. IDK . i just lov their Dynamic and i see myself a lot in both of them. the fact that they r gay boyfriends only enhances this 4 me so they go together.

Current wip: uh i write a lot of fic 4 myself!!! and i do currently have one but it feels 2 personal n precious to fully speak into the void. but ITS THERE. its abt cool and hip topics such as Childhood Emotional Abuse and Suicidal Ideation. very lighthearted <3 xxx

#tag game #teehee #rubbing my hands together evilly concocting an evil little plan

[widowshill]

GOOD MORNING

#rubbing my hands together like an evil little fly. #➤ ooc. ┊ she’s nauseous，she’s hysterical，and exhausted.