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Don’t Kiss My Daddy

an oc x oc collaboration between @seanfalco & @super-unpredictable98 for @ockissweek

Word Count: 3.9k Tags/Warnings: Lots of cuteness, a continuation of Fancy Restaurant Featuring: Sean & Blossom Falco and their daughter, Simone, as well as the Quad’s twins, Charlie & Ellery.

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"Hey, Moony! Y’know who's comin’ tomorrow t’spend the weekend with us?" Blossom asked excitedly as she walked into the flat and dropped her bag, joining her daughter and husband on the couch.

"Charlie and Ellie!" Simone cheered.

"That's right! We can set up a fort in the living room so the three of you can sleep here, we'll eat junk food and stay up late watching movies, it's gonna be so much fun!"

"Sounds like a blast!" Sean exclaimed. "You're one lucky kid," he chuckled, tousling Simone's hair.

"I miss them, they live too far away most of the time," Simone murmured.

"They miss you too, baby, and they miss their uncle Sean!" Blossom ran her fingers through his hair. "I think they mentioned something about Time Out Market, they also wanna go to drag queen story hour at the Lincoln Center. I haven't been there since I was a girl taking those classes at SAB."

"What's a Time Out Market?" Sean asked quietly.

"And you've lived in New York for decades... “ Blossom murmured, shaking her head in amusement. “It’s that market next to the Brooklyn Bridge, those cute restaurants with a view of the East River? We went there for our tenth anniversary or something," she answered, trying to remember. "Then we went to Jane's Carousel."

"Oh, I thought it was a game the kids made up or somethin'," Sean chuckled ruefully. "I may live here, but I'll never be a New Yorker."

"I know, you're Irish to the bone, I love that about you," Blossom said, looking down at her wedding ring, a Claddagh ring. "I don't really feel like a New Yorker either, I'm so British I'm still angry about the tea in Boston."

Sean snorted. "Coulda fooled me," he teased, leaning in to peck Blossom on the lips.

Simone watched the scene unfold with a pout. "I'm going to my room," she announced with a little huff, suddenly jumping from the couch and marching to her bed. Blossom exchanged a confused look with her husband.

"What's gotten into her?"

"That's strange," Sean murmured, frowning. "I'll go talk t'her."

When he got to her bedroom, he found the door slightly ajar and he knocked before pushing it open further, peeking his head inside. "Hey Moony, mind if I come in?”

"No... I suppose" Simone finally agreed, turning her head and folding her little arms in front of her chest, very much like her mum when she was upset.

Joining her on the bed, Sean craned his head to catch her eye. "What's wrong, darlin'? What's with th'long face?"

"Nothing... my face is normal," Simone insisted. "I just... nothing."

"You can talk t'me, dearest," he assured her, pulling her into his lap.

"I don't want you and Mommy to kiss," she whispered.

Sean had to fight back a snort of laughter, glad that she couldn't see his face. "How come, love?" he asked instead, tucking her hair behind her ear.

"You’re my Daddy and Mommy is my Mommy, I don't like it when you kiss, you should only kiss me!" Simone whined, hiding against his chest.

"Oh darlin'!" Sean exclaimed, rubbing her back as she hugged him. "Are y'sayin' it makes you feel jealous when Mummy and Daddy kiss?" he asked, glancing over to see Blossom standing outside the door.

"Yeah! It makes me angry," she mumbled.

"Hey, sweetie," Blossom cooed, joining them. "We're really sorry you're upset, but y’know Mummy and Daddy are married right? Usually married couples like t’kiss and hug and cuddle... one day when you're married you'll wanna do all of that."

"I'm not! I'm marrying Daddy!" Simone exclaimed, squeezing him tighter possessively.

"But honey, Daddy's already married to me."

"Uncle Nate and Uncle Nats are married to both my aunties,” the little girl pointed out, knowing all about polyamory from a young age.

If not for how seriously his daughter was taking it, Sean would have laughed. “Honey, daughters can’t marry their daddies, it’s not allowed, but you will always be my special girl,” he reassured her gently.

"Oh..." Simone was hearing that information for the first time and she certainly had some bad news to deliver to her friends, who had the same dream, at school the next day. "But I still don't like it!"

"You wanna hear a secret?" Blossom asked, taking her little hands in hers. "I was very jealous of my daddy and my brother growing up. I didn't like when Grandpa and Grandma kissed, I didn't like it when Uncle Simon had his first girlfriend... but I wanted them t’be happy."

“Even your uncles were jealous of me,” Sean added, very carefully avoiding Blossom’s eyes.

"Oh yeah! When I started dating Daddy, your uncles were flipping out," Blossom laughed, “but they knew Daddy made me happy."

"I do want you to be happy..." Simone sighed reluctantly.

“You’re a good girl, Moony,” Sean said, giving her a squeeze. “When you get older, you’ll find th’one for you.”

"That’s true and we have plenty of kisses for you as well, don't we?" Blossom tickled her sides before kissing the top of her head. "Love is meant t’be shared."

“I’ll always love yeh, darlin’,” Sean murmured, kissing the top of her head.

The next day, Blossom decided not to send Simone to school, leting her sleep in a bit, and started making breakfast for everyone, including her niece and nephew arriving soon. "Good morning, sweetheart," she smiled when Sean left the room.

“Good morning, darlin’,” he replied, pulling her in for a kiss. “Somethin’ smells good.”

"Thank you, I made loads of bacon, hash browns, scrambled eggs with cheese, and toast for the small army," Blossom grinned. "So... how are we gonna deal with the whole Moony thing? D’you think she's still bothered?"

Sean sighed, glancing at the door to her bedroom. “I dunno, she seemed a little put out about it still when we put her t’bed. Hopefully her cousins’ bein’ here’ll help her get past it.”

"I don't really remember what my parents did with me, it just stopped bothering me as time passed," Blossom mused as she served his plate. "I want her to grow up surrounded by love and I don't wanna have t’hide to kiss you."

“I guess th’best thing t’do is just… make it more normal,” Sean replied, grinning as he picked up a piece of bacon.

"Smells so good." Simone murmured, opening her bedroom door to stumble out, still half asleep, still wearing her pajamas. "Are they here yet?"

"No, baby, but they will be soon," Lydia nodded at Sean. "Let me get you some breakfast."

“C’mere, why don’tcha sit next t’me, huh?” Sean said, lifting his daughter into the seat next to him. “Someone looks sleepy still,” he teased gently as she rubbed at her eyes.

"I had bad dreams," she yawned before taking a bite of her toast. "Why didn't you come sleep with Mummy and Daddy? We always keep the nightmares away," Blossom said, sitting to eat as well.

"Because Elly told me after Mummy and Daddy put their kids to bed they just kiss all night and do special cuddles. I didn't wanna see it or get in the way," she said, which nearly made her mum lose it and laugh.

Sean had to bite his lip to keep from laughing as well, sharing a look with Blossom. “I suppose that’s true sometimes,” he said, clearing his throat, “but you’d never be in th’way, darlin’. We’re always here for yeh if y’need us,” he assured her.

"That's true, usually when mummies and daddies do that, they lock the door. You can always knock and we'll help you no matter what, nothing is more important than you," Blossom assured her.

"Okay, next time I'll knock, but I'll sleep in the middle, just in case," Simone said.

“Good,” Sean said, flashing her a grin and digging into his food. It wasn’t long after when the doorbell buzzed. “That’ll be your cousins no doubt,” he exclaimed.

"Let's see... who do we have here?" Blossom opened the door and was attacked by the two children who jumped into her arms. "Oh my God!" she cried through her laughter.

"Thank you so much for taking them, we just really need some romantic time," Lydia grinned, barely able to contain her excitement.

"Yeah, I'm sure y'do. Heard all about the special cuddles you're gunna do," Sean teased.

"Nate was the one who told Elly adults do special cuddles... she kept asking to join when he invited me for cuddles, tryin’ to steal me away," Lydia laughed while the kids were distracted by their aunt and cousin.

"Come here, we've got food," Simone pulled the twins by the hand.

"If they need us, we'll be only a block away," Nate said, handing Sean Ellery's inhaler. "But try t'make sure they don't need us.

"No problem," Sean exclaimed, watching the children join Simone at the table. "You guys have fun."

"Thank you so much, see you guys on Monday!" Lydia waved and blew a kiss at the children, "We love you, make sure to be good."

"We will," Elly said, paying very little attention to her mum.

"Charlie, what if we did for Uncle Sean and Auntie Blossom a romantic night like we did for our mummies and daddies? Wouldn't it be fun?"

"Bye Mummy and Dada!" Charles called before returning his attention to his sister. "Yeah! Maybe Simmi will help us!" he suggested.

"Why do you wanna do that?" Simone asked.

"Because we like t'watch ‘em bein' romantic, it's so cracker!" Ellery exclaimed.

"Between Louise and the boys, she sounds well Irish," Blossom whispered to her husband. "It's adorable."

"Whereas Moony sounds like an American," Sean teased.

"Do you think there's still time to fix that?" Blossom shook her head with a dramatic sigh. "Maybe if we make her watch loads of Paddington," she mused.

"Maybe we need t'spend some time in England," Sean suggested with a grin.

"Yeah, it feels nice t'see how much they love each other," Charlie added.

"I don't like it when my mummy and daddy show they love each other!" Simone huffed.

"Why not?" Elly asked.

"Because... they’re only supposed to love me."

"But they have to love each other," Charlie frowned. "If they didn't love each other, then they wouldn't stay together," he reasoned.

"We're waiting on that audition result, aren't we?" Blossom said. "I passed on to the callbacks, so maybe there's a chance.”

"I can't believe they wouldn't choose you. They'd be daft not to," Sean said, pulling Blossom into his arms.

"I really hope so, it was so much fun to be in Beetlejuice back in the day," Blossom sighed. "I might not be a Lydia Deetz anymore, but I'll gladly be the kookiest Delia ever."

"Oh, I know y'will. You're a right natural kook," Sean teased, quickly avoiding her answering poke.

"D'you want your parents to dissolve?" Ellery gasped.

"It's divorce, sweetie, and nobody is getting divorced," Blossom assured them, finally catching a bit of what the three were talking about amongst themselves.

"No, I want them to stay together forever!" Simone cried.

"Then y'gotta make sure they have some romance!" Charlie exclaimed.

"O-okay, I guess we could," Simone agreed. "How do we do this?"

"First we make the room all romantic, then we make them dinner," Ellery explained.

"Yeah, we're pretty good at it," Charlie boasted. “We did it for our parents too.”

"What if we make mac and cheese with nuggets? I know how," Simone said excitedly.

“Wow! That’s more intense than what we made! Mama doesn’t let us use the stove,” Charlie replied.

"F-U-C-K you! I remember when you used to be romantic!" Blossom laughed, chasing after her husband as he hurried away from her. "A kook? You're the kook!"

“Watch out kids, your Aunt Blossom’s gone kooky!” he exclaimed playfully.

"I usually make it on the microwave and I ask a grown up to take the nuggets from the oven, but I think we can do it," Simone said, laughing when she saw her parents chasing each other around.

"Sean Falco! You are the absolute worst!" Blossom shouted, finally able to cling to his back like a koala. "Maybe you don't wanna have special cuddles with a kook like me... after the kids go to bed, I'll go straight to sleep," she whispered in his ear.

Charlie turned to gape at the adults as they ran past. “Elly, it’s even worse than we thought!” he hissed. “Aunt Blossom doesn’t wanna have special cuddles with Uncle Sean!”

Sean laughed, turning to look at her over his shoulder. “Oh, but didn’t y’know? You’re married to th’biggest kook of all!” he exclaimed.

"Do you think they don't wanna have special cuddles because of what I said? I said I don't like it when they kiss," Simone frowned.

"I don't know... I think you'll have to convince me later tonight. I know how persuasive you are," Blossom purred, slipping off his back to embrace him.

“Oh l can be very persuasive,” Sean whispered back.

"We'll fix it, don't worry, it'll be grand," Ellery said decidedly, finishing her breakfast and jumped from her chair. "You two, tonight we're gonna make you a romantic night and you're gonna smoochy kiss!"

“Oh?” Sean asked, turning to look at his niece. “That sounds nice, darlin’. Did y’do that for your parents as well?” he asked.

"We did and they even slow danced!" Ellery announced proudly.

"And Moony's okay with the smooches?" Blossom asked, running her fingers through her husband's curls, slowly but surely going gray, which was quite sexy.

"Yes, mummy, I want you two to be together," Simone nodded.

Sean couldn't help but grin, turning to share a look with Blossom. "Well that sounds perfect. Our evenin' is in your capable little hands," he said, crouching down and opening his arms for the kids to hug him.

"Leave it to us," Elly exclaimed, wrapping her arms around him. "You'll have so much fun."

"We have complete trust in yeh."

"Good!" Charlie giggled, joining in on the hug.

After playing all day while Blossom worked and Sean edited from home, the kids pushed the couple into their bedroom. "Pick a nice outfit, it's a posh date," Ellery instructed as Charlie and Simone were already working on getting the nuggets in the oven.

"Yes, ma'am," Sean replied, chuckling as he went to the closet.

"Things are going swimmingly, if I do say so m'self," Charlie exclaimed, dusting his hands off as he set the timer on the stove.

"Y'sound like Daddy," Ellery laughed as she set the table.

"This is actually fun," Simone grinned, mixing the pasta that was pre-made and frozen with the cheese and milk before putting it on the microwave.

Charlie giggled even harder, glad to be compared to their fathers. “I’m glad you’re having fun, Simmi!” he exclaimed.

"I hope it makes them happy too," Simone said, taking the bowl from the microwave to stir before putting it back for another couple of minutes. "What should we do for dessert? And what are they gonna drink?"

"Hmm... we could make th'same dessert we made for our parents, unless y'wanna do something different," Charlie suggested.

"I think it's good, can y'make it, Charlie?" Elly asked. "Conjure the ingredients if they don't have ‘em."

"They should drink beer, Mommy gets really happy when Daddy drinks beer," Simone suggested.

"That's weird, our Mummy too," Ellery laughed.

Charlie nodded, opening the cupboards to see if they had what he needed, and getting to work.

"Mac and cheese is ready," Simone announced, serving a portion on each plate.

"Nuggets too," Ellery added, turning off the oven like she watched her mothers do millions of times. Instead of risking a burn, she created a field around the tray and lifted it to the counter.

"I'm ready too!" Charlie exclaimed, hoisting the tray of dessert sandwiches to the table. "I'm so excited t'make Uncle Sean and Aunt Blossom smoochy kiss!"

"Can I help y'pick out what you're gunna wear?" Sean asked Blossom.

"Yes, please," Blossom slowly undressed while he picked something for her. "I'm not saying anything but... you look so hot in that light blue button-up with the dark slacks."

“Say no more,” Sean murmured, pulling out the outfit she’d mentioned before selecting one for her—a purple cocktail dress with sequins that glittered.

"Oh, looks like the dress I wore for my eighteenth birthday party... the night you took my virginity, remember? The first half anyway," Blossom purred as she put the dress on. "I was going insane waiting for you to shag me, you made me wait so long."

"How could I forget?" Sean replied, brushing her hair over her shoulder so he could kiss it. "You were so eager, it made it so hard for me t'hold back," he mused.

"I was a hormonal teenager, what did you expect?" Blossom laughed, as if that had changed.

“You’re just as enthusiastic as you ever were,” Sean chuckled, buttoning up his shirt.

"I would guess you're thankful for that. I love you so much," Blossom turned so he could zip up her dress.

"I love yeh too, darlin'," Sean murmured, stealing a quick kiss. "Y'ready t'experience some romance?" he teased, opening the door.

"I am so ready! Are you ready for us?" Blossom asked, peeking out the door.

"Yes, ma'am, please follow me," Ellery exclaimed, guiding them to the table. She had no idea how many times her own parents had shared that very same table.

"Why thank you," Sean said, taking his seat and unfolding his napkin in his lap. "This all looks amazin'," he exclaimed, gesturing to the food and ambiance around them. You kids did a fantastic job."

"Thank you! We hope you like the food," Simone smiled, for once excited to see them have a moment like that. "You both look very nice."

"We’ll give you some privacy..." Ellery winked, planning on watching from her cousin's room.

"Thanks, babies, we really appreciate it," Blossom nodded.

Sean caught Simone before she could pass, pulling her into his arms to kiss her forehead. "Thank you so much for this, baby. I love yeh so much," he whispered before setting her back down.

"I love you too, Daddy," Simone felt her chest tighten with a feeling she didn't know yet, but she was proud of herself and her cousins.

"Can you believe them? This is so cute," Blossom said before taking a bite of her mac and cheese. "Hmmm I wonder who taught her how to make this..."

“Pretty sure she’s learned from th’best,” Sean said with a grin, popping one of the nuggets into his mouth.

"You are the most handsome man in the world, I really hope I get the job so I can spend more time looking at your beautiful face," Blossom murmured. "Can you imagine? No more late night grading, no more early mornings running to work."

"Is that th'only reason you want th'part?" Sean laughed, offering her a nugget next.

"I miss being on stage," Blossom admitted. "As rewarding as it is to prepare hundreds of kids to live their dream, I kinda forgot about what my dream was."

"Then let's find it again," Sean murmured, taking her hand and bringing it to his lips. "Plus I'll never complain about havin' you around more," he mused, cracking open the can of beer with one hand and taking a long drink for her benefit.

"The children are watching..." Blossom whispered with a giggle, stealing a kiss. "Don't tease me too much or I won't be held responsible for my actions, sexy."

"That's no fun," Sean drawled, leaning in to chase her lips. "Shall I wait til they go t'sleep then?" he asked, chuckling softly.

"I can take a little teasing, but save the big guns for after bedtime," Blossom laughed, scooting her chair closer to him.

"You got it, Mrs. Falco," Sean murmured.

"Fuck, you're getting more charming with age," Blossom breathed.

"It's a gift," he grinned, finally pulling back, not trusting himself not to take it too far. "You ready for dessert?" he asked, picking up one of the sandwiches Charlie had made.

"Y-yeah," Blossom tried to shake off the warmth that threatened to take over and took a bite of her sandwich. "Really good," she said, not noticing how messy her face was with chocolate.

Sean let out a soft chuckle, reaching out to wipe her lip. "Now you're startin' t'look like Nathan," he teased.

"Hey! I spent a lot of time with them growing up," Blossom laughed. "It was fun when Lyds and Win would go to work and we had eating contests. I always lost, but it was a good time. One time I finished a jar of nutella in three minutes, too bad Nats finished in two."

Sean shook his head fondly. "Should we go check on th'kids?"

"Yeah, they shut the door..." Blossom was about to stand up when she decided to steal another kiss. "Okay, now we can go."

"It's working! They look really happy,” Charlie cried in a hushed voice as he peered around the door, holding Simone’s hand.

"See? It's nice to see them enjoyin' themselves," Ellie clapped quietly. "Yeah, I guess they can love each other and love me," Simone finally concluded.

"Yeah, and we love you too!" Charlie exclaimed, pulling both girls into a fierce hug.

"I love you guys," Simone sighed, hugging them back.

"You don't have to watch them smoochy kiss, y’know," Ellery said, offering to hide her cousin's eyes as the adults leaned in.

"No, it's okay. I’ll get used to it," Simone nodded, determined to make it work.

Charlie patted Simone. "How about we play in the blanket fort?"

"Yes! I have legos, we can build a city," Simone shut the door and ran to the fort her mum helped set up.

"Hey kiddos," Sean said, knocking on the door before pushing it open. "Whatcha up to in here?"

"Playin' with legos," Charlie answered, looking up as the adults entered.

"We have a city," Simone pointed at the buildings and houses.

"Whatcha up to out there?" Ellery asked in a teasing voice.

"The food was very nice and we're having a very good time, but we were worried about you," Blossom countered. "Quiet kids aren't usually a good sign."

"What d'yeh mean? We're always good!" Charlie exclaimed, planting his hands on his hips as he looked up at Blossom.

"But you're usually loud, like most little kids."

"We didn't wanna ruin the romance." Simone explained.

"Aww darlin', you're th'sweetest," Sean murmured.

"It's a little early for bedtime and it's Friday, so... how ‘bout this, you kids can keep playing and watching TV, we're gonna watch a movie in the living room and have a cuddle. If you need anything, just call," Blossom suggested, kissing each of the kids on the forehead.

"Don't worry! Go smooch on the couch," Ellery giggled.

"D'hear that, Blossom? I want some special cuddles," Sean whispered, wrapping his arm around her waist. "If you kids need anythin', just give a shout," he said, winking at Simone.

"Okay, Daddy," the little girl winked back before getting up to turn her own TV on.

"Special cuddles sound amazing, we still got some beer left," Blossom whispered back, letting him drag her away from their kid's bedroom. "Wanna put a movie on and not watch it?"

"Sounds perfect."

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