#sasauge

[uhohsstuff]

WHAT ABOUT ME???

-my favourite colour is green🐸

-You can call me Sonyaa😛

-i'm 12 y.o.

-My zodiac sign is Gemini♊

-I love sausage🤯

#art #Meee #It s me #green #frog #sasauge

[m0th-gh0st]

i wonder how that person who gave up being a vegetarian for a shitty sausage I met at a haunt is doing

#pine moment #i never got any of yheir social medias but they were chill #for context they were complaining aiut wanting a hot dog all night despite being vegertsition #and they said fuck it and ate a sasauge #fun times

[tadpolesinyourshoes]

I don't think I will ever again experience the pure bliss of eating summer sausage, cheese, and buttered saltine crackers in my grandmas kitchen after playing in mud puddles and living our my little fairy goblin studio ghibli fantasies again

#i miss this #goblincore #saltines #did anyone else ever eat summer sasauge #is it even called summer sausage or were we a weird family

[ylskquevmxv]

British insight for those military men fics

Coming from a British person

Use this for your angsty british backstory

Will include:

-insight to healthcare and low income situations

- opinions on the royal family (all negative)

- british food

- talks about home life and low income

• none of them would care for the queens death. They would not be mourning, they would not be sad, they're not tories. If anything theyd be glad and wishing death upon the rest of them. The monarchy sucks the only downside is that we have Charles and camilla now. Diana rest in peace

• to add on to this they wouldnt care for the coronation they would most likely insult it, they probably hate the entire royal family like almost all of the entire uk does. I am repeating this again but they are NOT tories 🚫nuh uh🚫 stop painting, price, gaz and ghost as people who love the royals while soap hates them 💀💀 they all hate the monarchy

• they most likely wouldnt drink fancy tea Pg, Yorkshire, tetley etc are their go to because that's what most of the uk drink especially low income houses as it's the cheapest. Taste of home I guess.

• also they're not out here eating beans on toast whenever they get the chance💀 they're probably eating an entire meal because they're giant men??? Like beans on toast is what parents give to their kids because it's cheap and fills them up, the only time they're having beans is with:

1) breakfast

2) jacket potatoes

3) sasauge and mash

4) Gregg's bean and sausage pasties

• also soap probably eats beans too?? I've seen fics where hes wholeheartedly against beans like??? Hes Scottish?? I know he ate beans as a kid, no one grows up and decides to have a mohawk otherwise

• they're all meat and potatoes type of men (like all british men) that's it. That's the facts

• fries =/= chips

• also british people are like really lazy when they speak

"would you like a cup of tea?"= "fancy a cuppa?"

"I'm just not in the mood to do that" = "cant be arsed"

"How are you?" = "ya alright?"

"Should we get some Chinese/Indian/Italian/etc food?" = "you want a chinese/Indian/italian/etc?"

• we tend to just drop words off In sentences because the person were talking to probably already understands what we mean and because like I said we're lazy

• British accents also vary so much!!! Even if you're from the same street you'll probably have a different accent and we also swear a lot, we also use a bunch of mixed slang as thete are people from everywhere over here (poland, Bulgaria, Romania, Lithuania, india named from just my class)

• Irish travellers are also really common so their would probably be a few in recruitment  idk why people dont add Irish people to their fics ?? maybe they fear putting Scotts and irish people together (watch big fat gypsy wedding for more insight I used to love that show)

• Aussies understand us pretty well (shout out to my uncle Andy) a lot of our language dialects are pretty similar and our humour is both pretty dry and blunt

• also British people dont care for like anything?? Even tho we have free healthcare most of us just slap a wet paper towel on it and call it a day. The most reaction you'll get is a room temperature ice pack

• british teeth are also something that Americans dont really understand since we have free healthcare but I'll they to simplify it. our Healthcare is free and so is dental care but only if you're younger than 16 except for check ups etc and unfortunately alot of us are born into low income households whose parents are a)mentally unwell b) physically unwell c) involved with drugs or are just simply neglectful so that means a lot of us arent taken to the dentist and by the time we are old enough to take ourselves we would have to pay for it and some of us just dont have the money for things like braces

• also I really want to see someone include chavs/roadmen in their stories because i think it would be funny plus some of them are really nice and genuinely curious when asking

• there are things called council houses/ council estates and they arent the nicest places to live and are usually not in the best shape but it's a place to sleep, most of the people who live there are usually people who live on benefits and are really lovely (might be biased I used to live in one tho), you usually have to top up on gas and electric every so often via a card (gas) and a key (for electric) usually able to get these topped up from you local corner shop

• alot of the nosies we make are as if we're cave men

*throws paper ball into trash*

Anyone in a 5mile radius: WOOOOO

• we also make up chants alot?? Idk why but we're just a musical country usually has something about your mum, your nan, a nonce, or one of the many other british wonders *nonce = pedo

• our beauty standards are a lot less extreme like theres obviously beauty standards but there are a lot more regular looking people on tv over here rather than supermodels ?? I've been to America and some of the people on tv you'd swear they were made in a factory for hot people only. Let people be regular

• British tv has a commercial every 15 minutes or so and our commercials dont offer lawyers or medication, some our commercials have songs, silly gags in them or are terrifying (check out: money supermarket, the antibiotic song, the meerkat adverts just to name a few)

• our eggs are orange not yellow

•our sandwiches have butter on them (not all but most) + brits arent much of foodies we just eat to survive really especially during the cost of living

• our drinking culture is a big thing over here, a lot of us start drinking around 13

• we have stores like asda, tesco, lidl, aldi, iceland, sainsburys and big Tesco, corner shops are really common depending on if they're owned by a large company or not some of them arent in perfect shape and are run my people from other countries but they have good stuff so who cares about how they look

• you have to be 16 to buy an energy drink and 18 to buy alcohol/ cigarettes

• outside cats are a thing, they're not homeless they just come as they go

• for some reason people are really classist?? Because how dare the poor be alive, and I'm not talking about just rich people being bad to the poor if you have bad living conditions expect to be made fun of by other low income people 💀 you'll be lucky if yoire funny because otherwise you will just be getting bullied.

•our weather is pretty much grey, our grass is almost never fully green and usually patchy, our summers are so hot they cause wild fires because we have no humidity and no air con, our winters are a hit or miss either too cold or a regular day

• tv shows that most of us call soaps: eastenders, coronation street, emmadale and hollyoaks

• some uk shows, naked attraction, snog marry avoid, friday night dinner, bad education, plebs, come dine with me, him & her, some girls, the Keith lemon show, gavin and stacey, not british but Derry girls, inbetweeners, anything with philomena cunk in it, the great british bake off

• Some documentaries (ish) for those who love information: old people homes for four year old, emergency, educating greater Manchester, educating Cardiff, poor kids, anything with stacey Dooley or louis theroux in

• it's kinda hard to describe the uk to someone whose never witnessed or experienced it.

#simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #gaz x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x reader #soap x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #john mactavish x reader #simon riley x reader #big beefy british military men #call of duty x reader #cod x reader

[yaneijin]

Just watched sausage latest video and inspiration hit me like fright train.

A phoenix hanging out with his spirit children.

Every mob sasauge brings home is either a sacrifice or a foster child.

#new life smp #fanart #mythical sausage fanart #mythicalsausage #new life fanart #drawing #artist on tumblr #new life series #new life smp fanart #new life sausage #mythical sausage #nlsmp fanart

[fullmetal-brunette]

I'm currently reading the Blue Lock manga. Currently on volume 2. Anyway...plan to either make OC x canon ships or crossover ships. Because this series is a sasauge fest and desperately needs more girls. That is all for now. Will update in time.

#Brunette ramblings #Blue Lock #Shounen #Shounen manga #Shounen anime #Sports manga #Sports anime #Blue Lock OCs #OC x canon #Crossovers #Crossover ships

[dancingdevildemon]

"Who wants breakfast? I got eggs, bacon....bacon again, sasauge, grits....hashbrowns."

#ic: dancin' demon #open

[lightlykos]

The phantom thieves girls pets I associate them with

i assigned animals for the lads in my previous post so imma do the same with our lovely thief ladies

Ann

now as much as i think Ann is the human version of a Saluki

i cannot deny the trust in my heart that is she is the cute little chihuahua who is the sweetest gorl and everytime you see her she's in a new little adorable outfit and yes she does live with a bubblegum pink bimbo girly who takes her with them everywhere

so i went to google to see If i could find a lovely surprise and

thats a pretty ann lookin dog! but this lovely little doggo is apparently a chihuahua /italian greyhound mix?

Her and ryuji were like street dogs that adopted joker into there gang and together they steel those cartoon sasauge rope

depicted in ms paint

Makoto

just because something is popular does not make it bad,

makoto's a very by-the-book person and beagles are very by-the-book dogs for some reason I just feel like they fit each other well

i could see her being a service animals who takes her job very seriously! and gets anxious if she can't, she gets scared easily but she is so so brave about it , you will never get intruders because she will scream before they even get to the front lawn,

Futaba

futaba would be just a little guy

her previous owner died she's very sad but sojiro has a little jungle gym set up in his house where she is spoilt to the moon, she likes pretending to be a computer mouse

Haru

Haru makes me think of a calico because they are the little ladies of the cat world she's very very sweet , you might want to keep plants in a safe place though because she loves will eat it and even though it's very cute when she jumps in the pot

she loves spending time outside probably has cute little catio where she can sit and watch the bee's

Sumire

She's an cat who thinks she's a dog she would been a lot of time with agility dog when she was young and she started mimicking them

Im feeling the Turkish Angora for her

She's a friendly little sweet girl but doesn't really understand her own limitations She's probably knock over a few glasses because she's trying to copy how people drink and accidentally knocks them off

Sophia

She's a tamagachi you find in a thift store you wonder how she got her because as far you can tell she was really well cared for

#Persona 5 #Ann takamaki #makoto niijima #futaba sakura #haru okumura #sumire yoshizawa #persona 5 strikers #persona 5 sophia

[shinysparklesapphires]

My dads friend came over and all I could think is that he looks like that one tortilla from sasauge party

[the-arcade-doctor]

It put, in this order:

The bun

Mayo

The sasauge

Broken chips

Ketchup

Mustard

hmmm

very interesting assembly..

[shyrose57]

So, Pearl is the last child adopted by Xornoth; and just imagine that the first thing she sees is-

Scott telling Jimmy that their going on a date, and Jimmy immediately agreeing

Gem trying to blast Fwhip with nagic....with smoke on her face and clothes; and Fwhip running away with a metal(?) Box in hand

Shrub and Joey hissing/growling at one another, even though their packs on animals are sleeping/being chill together beside them

Sasauge being dangled from the ceiling in a trap

Katherine messing with her crown and....is that a bloody knife on the table infront of her?

Lizzie and Jo reading a book...about the art of war

And Xornoth holding up adoption papers and a pen like 'sign'

Along with just, choas all around the room like string, blocks, knifes, swords, books, plants spilled, etc

Pearl, who fell asleep at home at woke up to this: ???

Xornoth: You'll get used to it quickly enough, now sign here.

#With Great Power AU #empires smp au

[ghostlyplacetobe]

Teehee~ Sasauge hehe

Yessss

#ask #cupid-beatricereden

[rollercoaster59]

Sasauge casing

[xcookingnetwork]

GRILL OR JERK MEATS (CHICKEN,PORK,SASAUGE)

#youtube

[tonckavoncarstien]

[cookingintheeye]

🎁

Matthew had been working on what to get Tyr for weeks now, but now he had a clear idea for his poor skinny brother. A bone flute made from the femur of an Eldar.

The flesh hadn not been wasited with the donor's meat packed into sweet bloody pies, the blood drained formed into a blood sasauge with a mixture of exotic herbs and the finest oats.

Wrapped carefully into a refrigerated box, Matthew couldn't wait to see the joy on Tyr's face.