#she’s so appetizing

[bri-sonat]

#brienne of tarth #i’m screaming #she’s so attractive #i feel like an hungry animal #i’m drooling #she’s so appetizing #respectfully #mine #bri-sonat

[hecateisalesbian]

what my mom probably thinks I do when I’m home alone: she’s probably drinking and smoking and doing drugs and inviting friends over and partying-

what im actually doing: *speedruns baking*

#I’m baking a pumpkin bread for my friends cuz we’re having a friendsmas on Friday but I didn’t tell my mom #And right now she’s gone out but I’m not sure for how long so I basically made a batter in like 5 minutes and now it’s in #The oven the thing is I halved the ingredients and also I used almond flour cuz I don’t have regular flour #So I’m not sure how long to cook it it also didn’t look that appetizing but idk I hope it turns out okay

[moralomnivore]

Met up with family for the holidays and for the one dish at Christmas dinner my family agreed to keep vegan (garlic brussel sprouts) my dad let my aunt take the recipe over. She added honey. When I said I wouldn't eat it because I don't eat honey she said "your loss." I know! I had a dish and then I didn't! Not eating your recipe wasn't the loss, you changing it to something I don't eat when we had a plan was!

#they were already going to take my portion out before they were done cooking to add bacon to the rest so i wasn't SUPER gized about it #but it turns out having only an appetizer to eat at christmas SUCKS #also she worked in food service but didn't know what qualified as vegan? oof

[upwards-descent]

I'm so tempted to post my final Grumpuses once I have everyone fully transformed, my partner and I are so dedicated we're planning out everyone's theme and everything

#bugsnax #drunk text #I've got fresh & fruity Filbo and fibrous Wambus and sweetie treaties Snorpy so far #and then I'm doing party appetizers Wiggle and oh! i have junk food Beffica #my partner said Triffany should be Pickle Rick so she's got Ribblepede limbs and a pickle body #i wanna do frozen treats Chandlo #and then we're undecided on the rest #idk if i want Gramble to go unsullied or not #if i did mutate him maybe I'd do Peelbug + Strabby so like each limb is a different Peelbug #anywho #this game is my life now #edit: partner wants Gramble unsullied so Imma do Peelbug + Strabbies for Floofty whenever I find that bastard #they're such a bitch lmao

[softquietsteadylove]

Proposal AU

Thena takes care of a very exhausted Gil!

Something sweet and soft 🤭

Gil groaned, trying to turn his face away from the light.

"It's almost over."

He blinked, finding his nose buried in a head of blonde brighter than sunshine. He could have just nestled in further, which was damn tempting of course. But he groaned, adjusting in the...hammock?

"You know, you're actually quite lucky," Thena continued in a whisper. Her fingers ran through his hair. "Had I not joined you here, I'm sure your mother or sisters would have no trouble awakening you for what is actually our own party. But with me in here as well, everyone thinks we're too wrapped up in pre-marital snuggling to bother you."

"You're doing an awful lot of talking for someone determined to let me sleep."

She gave his cheek a poke. "I know very well you're awake. You stopped snoring."

"I do not snore," he grumbled, moving his head so she could pull away and look at him. He pouted.

"You snore a little," she broke it to him gently at least, poking his lip back into place. "But I'll forgive you because you're so exhausted."

He yawned completely reflexively, but he at least pressed it into the shoulder of her cardigan. "How long?"

"A couple of hours."

That scared him. He jolted, not that it did much in their hanging basket arrangement. "No."

Thena nodded, though, confirming the statement that had sent fear shooting through him. "Just over two hours, assuming I found you relatively close to when you fell asleep."

"Thena, no," he groaned again, attempting to drown himself in the fabric suspending them off the ground. "No, no, no--my mom worked her ass off for this party, I can't have been asleep for that long."

"Sh," Thena hushed him from those soft lips again. She was being awfully tender with him. "I told her that I was the one who lulled you into sleep. If anyone is to blame, it's me."

He whimpered, though. "I'm a bad son."

"On the contrary," she had the nerve to laugh at him when he was upset. "You are the son who cooked every morsel of food at this party. If you happened to spend most of it in a hammock with your own fiance, I can't imagine she would have anything to say about it."

Well, she had a point. He did cook all of the food. And Ajak was always telling him to try and relax - with Thena - more. He sighed again, unfolding his arms from around himself and resting one over the curve of Thena's waist. "Guess I can't argue with that."

"You haven't missed much," she informed him. "Ajak announced how pleased she was for us."

Gil snorted, pulling Thena closer to him as a breeze rocked the hammock faintly. "That wasn't what she said when I first told her. Nearly took my ear off demanding to know why I hadn't said anything until now."

"You have a lovely family, Gil."

He opened his eyes again to look at the woman in the hammock with him. Some of their relatives had arrived early for this party. They were distant, some more family friends than anything. But it was certainly an escalation to their little lie. They were having to do couple-y things more often. A 'love you' here, a 'missed you' there. A brush of his hand over her shoulder--that kind of thing. He smiled, "are you actually in here avoiding them?"

Thena didn't deny it, which was basically a confirmation. She slid her hands up his chest and nestled her head closer again, approaching a position to tuck it under his chin. "Your mother knows a staggering number of people."

Gil chuckled, tucking her against him so she wouldn't have to close the gap herself. She happily accepted his invitation, practically settling into him like a cat in a sunbeam. "Sorry I left you to handle them all yourself."

"I gave up rather quickly," she lamented. "Said I had to find you to ask you something for the wedding. It worked to help me avoid anyone for nigh on half an hour."

"We're both bad hosts."

"Indeed," Thena agreed, not seeming all that upset about it. She sighed, her hot breath hitting his throat. "I'll apologise to your mother later."

"I'm pretty sure you can do no wrong in her eyes," he assured her. He had just had a pretty solid nap, but it was way too comfortable to continue lying there with Thena to even think about trying to roll out of the swaying hammock. "You'll be her first daughter-in-law. To her only son, no less. An eldest son I'm pretty sure she was getting worried wouldn't be settling down at all."

"Hm."

"Hey," he called to her before she could slide down that slippery slope of regret. He rubbed small circles in her back, "don't worry about it."

She didn't say anything else, but one of her hands slipped around his side and to his back, clutching a fistful of his shirt. She pressed her face into his shoulder.

He sighed, ready to settle into sleep again, feeling the familiar position of Thena cuddled up to him. He was nearly there when he heard a grating voice getting closer and closer.

"Yoohoo!--lovebirds?"

Gil kept his eyes closed, not in the mood for his showboat cousin who probably wanted to make some dramatic speech about them or drag him up in front of everyone.

"Gil, mom's lookin' for you!"

Thena stirred but he cradled the back of her head with his hand and held the small of her back. "It's a trap."

She puffed out some air at his joke before whispering, "diabolical."

"Very," he whispered back, eyes still closed.

"Here they-oh!"

Gil resisted the urge to tell his brother - in every way that mattered - to fuck off and not wake his fiance. He held Thena firmly, determined to appear asleep.

"It's so sweet!"

"Let them rest, you two--Makkari, put the stick down!"

His youngest sister was no doubt about to poke him in the face with it. His sweet and elegant mother had raised a bunch of animals.

He only cracked his eyes open when he heard them padding away, complaining why he got to skip out on the party duties, like entertaining guests and cleaning up as things started coming to a close.

"We can't sleep in here all night, you know."

"Why not?" he grinned, immediately pulled back into the little world that was the high sides of the hammock bending around his weight. "It's comfy."

"I would hardly call this lumbar support," she argued, although he was pretty sure she wasn't that far from dozing off herself. "And what if it rains?"

"We're in the trees, it's fine," he laughed. They weren't exactly in the depths of the wooded area surrounding the house, but they were away from everything else enough that they weren't the easiest to find in here.

"Gil," she scolded, but made no attempt to get up, or even separate herself from him.

"Mom wouldn't let that happen," he reassured, although it made her go quiet again. "Fine, just a few more minutes."

"Five, not a second more."

"Deal," he smiled. She sounded like she did when they were at work. It felt so far away, they'd been here so long. Not that they didn't deserve the break. And Thena had even more paid time off than he did. He was pretty sure she never took a day off.

Unless she was sick. In which case he would rush home from work and cook up his most healing chicken soup and noodles for her.

Thena didn't stir as he pressed a kiss to her cheek. If anything, she nestled closer to him, "five minutes."

"Five minutes," he repeated, moving his lips down her cheek, closer to her lips. He didn't close the distance quite yet, but Thena didn't pull herself away either. And he didn't need the next five minutes to make his decision.

It was chaste, just the barest brushing of lips against lips. It was like a peck. Thena didn't make any sudden moves or any sounds at all. Only she could lie perfectly still and straight postured in a hammock. "Was that your attempt at bartering?"

He grinned, their heads still too close to really see each other, breath mixing and lips twitching to meet again. "Depends if it worked."

"No."

"Fine," he conceded, moving his hands to her cheeks. He gave her another little peck before she tucked herself into the crook of his neck again. This was just another couple-y thing to add to the list, apparently. Not that he minded.

#Thenamesh Proposal AU #always love coming back to this one #poor Gil #he's a hard working boi #he cooks and prepares all the food #he sets out appetizers and mini sandwiches and desserts and fancy cut fruit #then he makes it maybe ten minutes into people arriving #he says hi to everyone thanks them for coming #accepts their well wishes about his wedding to his beautiful fiance #which he agrees with #then he slithers off and falls into the hammock #a few minutes he thinks to himself #and he's out like a light #Thena notices right away that he's gone #she asks everyone who comes up to her if they've seen Gil #great excuse not to have to talk to anyone about anything #then she sees the hammock in the treeline #weighed down with a considerable body of mass in it #she knows it right away #she goes over and he looks so cute and restful that she doesn't want to wake him #she doesn't tell him that at first she's too shy to just jump in #she's worried about landing weird #but eventually she moves to the other side and lets herself fall in #like when scuba divers fall off the edge of a boat backwards #and Gil instantly rolls over to face her #as well as he can in a hammock #Thena is like Gil we have to go to bed and also I am going to tell your mother the truth #hes' like okay honey let's--WHAT?!!

[unovaslankiite]

After doodling Saint Iridia, I’d figured I’d also expand more on the Church of Irene (since canon is sorely lacking).

Sister Diane, a missionary of the church who wanders Rua’an to spread Irene’s teachings and to seek out villages without lords so that the Jury of Nine would instate one. Returning from Brightport after hearing about Lord Burt's absence, she resides in Phoenix Drop in Kiki’s barn to help out the village.

Don’t let her innocent disposition fool you, Diane is quite the uptight and has quite the fiery spirit. Quick to point out how the roads are far too shabby, the guards are aimless and… is that a brothel?! *dramatic nun gasp* In spite of her bossiness, Diane is quite the darling and has a genuine relationship with Aphmau as she helps manage Phoenix Drop in her absence.

#art sneeze #aphblr #aphmau #minecraft diaries #mcd #mcd rewrite #mcd oc #oh my god I had Diane since I was 9 LMFAO #like oh my god she’s my BBG #she’s super dear to me #cannot WAIT to share the story I cooked up for her ✍️ #Diane will get her own dedicated post but this is a teaser for now~ #consider it an appetizer of more to come #honestly tell me in the rbs if you’d want to see me post bout the church of Irene next #I have so many ideas cooking 🔥

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

Sneak peak 2

“I think Lil really likes her,” Camila told Mary, a soft smile lighting up her face.  “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen her so chill.”  She had a point.  Before tonight, if you had asked Mary to describe Lilith’s general demeanor, she would have said something to the effect of “stiff” or “tightly wound”.  Or “constantly on the verge of an anxious breakdown”.  It wasn’t her fault, at least not entirely.  Lil had grown up rough in that very particular way that rich kids sometimes can.  Different from actually growing up rough, but still damaging.  Her parents had really done a number on her, and if Mary ever met them, they wouldn’t walk away unscathed.

That was to say nothing of the shitty situation she was stuck in just before they met.  Lilith seldom talked about it, but what little she had revealed would make anyone a bit of a neurotic wreck.  Years had passed, but she lived her life expecting a fight at any moment, walking around with hackles up and fists at the ready.

Now though, sitting across a tiny table from a cute, bubbly girl, she looked more relaxed than Mary had ever seen her.  “Yeah, I think you’re right.”

#twitch au #my writing #avalil #warrior nun #work absolutely drained me this weekend so i didn't make as much progress as i wanted #it's still more than halfway done but take this little bit as an appetizer #of lilith's friends commenting on what a sad little meow meow she is

[robustcornhusk]

important/foundational food-adjacent writing for me: The Economics of Dining as a Couple

#one of the delights of partner's sister staying with us last year #is that she is a vegetarian too #so every time the three of us went out we'd full-food-communism our way across the menu #there was a meal where we ordered EVERY dish that interested us off the menu #(every appetizer and one main) #i wish i had a cute food tag

[goodnightwindy]

i really like the new theme. its chrismis time 🔥

YEEAAHHH christma🔥🔥🔥

#u have no CLUE how big of a deal christmas is in my family. #xmas shopping starts in like. september. and all year my parents are like Christmas Is Coming! every time i ask them to buy me smth #we basically spend all of november hyping ourselves up and sometimes my mom brings the decorations inside in the #middle of the month #and we'll take an entire day to just decorate the house and play christmas music #every night in december my mom reads a different xmas story to my siblings and i. yeah its childish but its a tradition #[ which i started btw ] #putting the tree up is an all-day thing. mostly bc we cut our own trees so we have to go to the back forest and pick one which takes #a while lol #and all of this leads up to The Big Night. ie christmas eve #in which my mom tends to spend all day baking cookies [ which she does like every day for the whole month. i forgot to mention ] #and my siblings and i either do fuckall or get some last-minute xmas day prep done. ie wrapping the last of the gifts or smth #and then in the evening my mom puts out some appetizers [ ie little slices of salami. sliced vegetables. stuff like that ] #usually we also watch a movie around this time. last year it was national lampoons christmas vacation [ which is a great film btw ] #and then we all sit on my parents' bed and my mom reads ' the night before christmas ' to us. as is tradition #we always put out cookies and milk for santa like most ppl. but also carrots for the reindeer and candy canes for mrs claus :] #theres a bunch more stuff but i dont wanna talk TOO much lol. feel free to ask tho !! #asks #friend tag :]

[flippedorbit]

i’m exhausted and agitated and i can’t take a nap

#Rasp Rambles #have to watch my sister so she’s not getting into shit. i’d much rather be napping right now #i have been awake for over 24 hours and took a maybe 20 minute nap about an hour ago. i’m also hungry and thirsty but neither #one of those things is even slightly appetizing to my body. everything i consume tastes awful

[cuddleswinchester]

Charles’ daughter being a Girl Scout is a concept I’m very happy with but as @scuzbrains pointed out it means we get Denmother Charles and Donna and you know what that’s even better

#he is serving fancy appetizers the girls are confused donna is getting them chips #a few blissful hours where Charles feels like he has MANY DAUGHTERS #meetings and sleepovers at the Winchester house so his baby girl Can participate #she has many friends he is Many proud

[obsidianmichi]

Just a disaster child trying to be sexy in the Underdark.

#bg3 #astarion #durge #bg3 durge #keres the dark urge drow #she's sexy right? #appetizing #I can just imagine Astarion trying so hard to stay flirty #then going #“well I've eaten worse” #darling you look delicious

[evilyurifan]

i hate when you have shit that you cant like relatably vent post about or talk to anyone about. like my family’s day to day life is just fucking Weird enough that i can only tell people about it when i turn it into jokes.

#im going to fucking explode but its just teehee normal life #like. i know that she doesn’t understand what shes doing but it makes me want to scream watching my cognitively disabled sister routinely #assault my parents like the physical assault is baseline she knows what she’s doing there. she’s malicious and she likes to hurt people. but #she sees grabbing someones breasts or trying to grab their crotch as an extension of that and when you try to tell her to fucking stop it #it just makes her mad and she redoubles on the physical assault #like today she’s been really into ‘esk*mo kisses’ so shes just grabbing my moms face and forcing her own face into it #and my mom cant fucking do anything about it because if she gets mad or even expresses any annoyance at this #my sister will quite literally beat the shit out of her #so im just trying to fucking heat up frozen appetizers for dinner while ignoring her coming up behind my mom and groping her. and like #i cant hold it in i get mad it’s literally bursting out of me to tell her to fucking stop it #but I literally live in the stress dream reality in which expressing anything against her whims makes her angry and the consequences of that #are fucking painful. so we just have to keep her happy and fucking acquiesce to this shit #i feel like ive spent 20 years in a fucking dystopia. my mom is now going to have to try to gracefully ask for her permission to watch tv #lest she come down and start hitting her and screaming at us to not watch it #anyway. sorry i just need to put this somewhere cause literally no one outside my nuclear family even knows about this shit #lime.txt

[izzy-b-hands]

The cat has been screaming at me for hours while i watch OFMD with a friend and i keep getting up to get her snacks she doesn't want and trying to play with her with her fave lil tassel toy

Then i was like. wait. she keeps leading me to the kitchen. I haven't eaten anything since being sick earlier (thank fuck it hasn't happened again. probably a blessing i ate so little of the appetizer)

grabbed a couple of dove truffles i got for xmas and ate them while she watched, then she immediately went to go lay down and nap

yall. she wanted me to eat. im gonna cry, my baby wanted to make sure i ate 😭

#text post #they tasted good going down and hopefully they stay there #would really love some cheese pizza rolls rn but idk if a plate of those would be too much #but maybe i cleared out what little appetizer i ate already so it might be safe??? #it's like fucking defusing a bomb or some shit with my stomach i sweat #any way Nisha is best baby kitty and i love her forever and she's getting a new toy with some of my xmas money

[alex-just-vibing]

y'know what i just won't eat 👍

#my stuff #the only thing that sounds vaguely appetizing is eggs #which i can't make cuz my sister decided she's gonna start baking (EVEN THOUGH THAT'S MY THING) and so the kitchen isn't free

[picavecalyx]

  --silva eats the all of the cherries in the fridge that are supposed to be for cocktails.

#study ;; beneath a piteous smile #calling myself out on this because i did the same fuckin thing- #sorry the little red fruits in the jar on the top shelf in the fridge are just so appetizing #and silva thinks so too #she eats ALL THE CHERRIES!!!