[ cw: injury mention / jokes about death / ]
Love when people depict Leo like-
Leo, covered in grievous wounds and having several broken bones: Ew, Staten Island? Anyway lmao that sucked-
Leo, with a paper cut: My LIFE is OVER I am SUFFERING I am DYING I leave all my comics to Mikey, Raph gets my posters and figurines, April can have everything else in my room, I guess Dad can have my swords, Donnie you get NOTHING until you admit I was RIGHT back when-
1K notes
·
View notes
Everyone scandalized about Chilchuck being thirsted over, a character who is objectively 29, which is 40+ in human years, who has 3 grown daughters and a divorce, just because of how he's drawn, you have my biggest congratulations. I truly did not think the complex physiological system of a human body could be managed by a creature with not one singular brain cell. How you managed to stagger over to the computer and bash your skull against the keyboard with enough accuracy to post remains a further mystery. I am going to put you in a maze filled with buzzsaw goblins and will use the results to write a second PhD thesis.
140 notes
·
View notes
snotlout + the twins discussing what’s up with hiccstrid and why they’ve been acting strange in shell shocked and coming up with 1) hiccup is dying (tuffnut) 2) astrid is dying (ruffnut) and 3) hiccup has a gambling problem that astrid is trying to conceal (snotlout) all while snotlout yells at them for not knowing how to read people actually kills me
230 notes
·
View notes
Ghost, ever since he and soap made their relationship known to their friends, has been very touchy with soap.
Now physical touch isn’t his preferred type of love language, but he does like touching soap so it could be a close second.
Anyhow, skinship! Ghost initiates it every time soap is near him.
Ghost never misses the opportunity too either, always seeking out the smaller man. It was a little different when they hid their relationship, it was ghost waiting for soap to find him. But ever since they revealed their relationship, it’s been ghost actively searching for the scot. It was like he had a radar or something.
And when soap walks in the room, or ghost can hear that laugh of his, ghost perks up immediately. Getting up from his spot to follow the sound of his lover. No matter what he was doing at the time, putting everything down was only natural when you’re in love. And when ghost finally sees soap? He’s all over his lover. The need to feel soaps skin under his hands is overwhelming.
Simple touches and hand holding lights up that possessive fire in ghost. He wants to pull soap into his arms, keep him there, and order anyone else near to back the fuck up.
And soap is always encouraging it.
Enjoying the feeling of being held by ghost, feeling ghosts hands run over his body.
It’s even worse when ghost is drinking!
Ghost won’t let soap out of his reach and sight. If soaps needs to go do something, ghost is going to come along as well. What if there’s something soap can’t reach? Or too heavy for him? That’s why ghost is next to him, ready to offer help for his lover! (Yes these are all half assed excuses drunk ghost has used when people ask why he’s always following soap)
It would be kinda cute if ghost didn’t have a reputation of being terrifying!
And when ghost finally gets a hold of soap? He is not letting go.
(“Si. Dear. Love of my life. Let me go change!” Soap begged, shifting around in ghosts hold. Nose scrunching up at the aroma of alcohol coming off of his lover. Soap has known for some time how ghost gets drunk, but he’d really like to change out of his sweaty clothes please. “…nah” Ghost mumbled, burying his head deeper into the side of soaps neck. He didn’t mind the smell, they’re men in the military. Sweat is natural. So, despite soaps pleads, Ghost tightens his hug. Holding soap even closer now. Ghost smiled with a smug grin hearing soap sigh in defeat. And if soap really wanted to ghost to let go, he’d obviously fight back. )
Alcohol is called liquid courage for a reason! So there’s a lack of shame in ghost when he pulls soap into his lap. Hands mindlessly roaming under soaps shirt every damn time. If ghosts hands aren’t under soaps shirt it’s on his ass. Groping and squeezing at the round flesh like it’s a fucking stress toy. But if ghost can’t be near soap, he’d give the other his jacket. Forcing the other to wear it so when ghost gets back, soap smells like him. And no one else. (Ghost almost cried when he got back to soap and soap smelled like someone else. Ghost says he doesn’t remember this but soap does. He has pictures!)
Anyways, ghost is touchy. And will be. Gift giving is his main love language but who said there can’t be two? No one!
Soap knows this. It’s what he signed up for in their relationship so 😙
321 notes
·
View notes