#shut up cat no one cares

[laurabenanti]

to the very very kind person who sent me two prompts on this ask game that i have not posted/responded to:

i promise i am going to do them still. i got a little preoccupied and my brain did not want to work. i appreciate you much and please know i'll post them this weekend at the latest!

#shut up cat no one cares #thank you tho v kind person!! i'm not tagging you here but i think you're online right now #i appreciate you and your patience #legit anyone who send me those - i appreciate you #it is really helping with my creative block that's creeped into my mind after posting that he gifset #if you all want to send more don't hesitate to #shit even send your ship of choice - if i'm familiar with it and it's not a nono ship (check my biases page) #i will use your ship 10/10 #also because i'm legit writing out a gd and about to outline the supercorp one even because i liked them so much #apparently tipsy/slightly intoxicated me does good domestic shit #i'm such a freaking wine!aunt #i became the meme #<- i babbled in the notes again so #long post #hush cat

[shu-of-the-wind]

things loudly announced in a household with cats: NO, I CAN SO POOP WITHOUT YOU

#cats #anyway my calico refuses to let me defecate in peace #shut up alix no one cares

[hysterical-cats]

no offense but i think anyone who comes away from Cats thinking grizabella didn't deserve to be the jellicle choice just. wasnt paying attention

#cats the musical #grizabella is injured and old and dying and she has no one that cares about her #she deserves to be reborn into a happy life!!! #gus is old yes but he is surrounded by loved ones and lives a happy life!!! #thats the point of his character!!! to show the difference between how he is treated vs griz #'wah wah they just chose grizabella because they didnt want to deal with her anymore' literally shut up please #yeah i just finished watching cats again and im feeling it okay???

[maudiemoods]

YOU ALSO LIKE WARRIORS?????👀👀👀👀 WARRIORS TO DCA PIPELINE REAL??? /silly pos

YEAH!!! all throughout middle school and into highschool I read warrior cats and it was my entire personality! It still holds a very special place in my heart jsndjsndjeh I stopped reading after the 6th series though! I think I got three books into one of the newer ones and just couldn't stick with it! I used to have so many warrior cat oc and I used to play warrior cats at the park near my old house! I was usually a medicine cat sjmsksmdkeksj

#the only one i can really remember was my oc oceaneyes and they were a medicine cat/deputy #which makes no sense jdnwjsnsj but i was too young to care lmaoo #ren won't shut up #btw hiiihi hi #i kinda went warrior cats→ invader zim→ dca kskdkskfksjdj

[siriussunday]

sirius in the background?! move over lime, it's

SIRIUS SUNDAY!

#checked iz's twitter again and the comissions they've been doing w/ witchs heart characters are SO GORGEOUS #the most recent one was sirius and claire i wish i could put that here so bad 😭😭😭 #but alas... i dont steal.... in another timeline where i do not care for this world youd see it here tho its soooo cuuuuteeee #u guys should go check it out its alice in wonderland themed so sirius is like ermm the cheshire cat and claire is alice #and theyre having some cake and tea #ISNT THAT SO CUTE?? i miss them so bad :[[ #when im not so insanely busy with college and work id already be replaying wh #ok ill shut up now sorry i think the energy drink is kicking in #sirius sunday #sirius gibson #wh #witch's heart #witchs heart

[killerchickadee]

Every time I see that post about bids for attention, or whatever it is, I think about my mom.

I don't really talk to anyone in my family, and I hate that and don't know how to reconnect.

My mom is also into birds so last summer when I saw the whooping crane I texted her a shitty excited picture and like all caps, "I saw a whooping crane!!!"

Her response was "lol". That's it. No follow up or chit chat, just a shut down of my attempts to connect with her.

The other week I sent her a link to the crane cam and told her to check in on it at sunrise and sunset (which is when the cranes are there, though lately they've been hanging out later in the day) and her response was "Cool!"

That's it! Again, completely shut me down. If I died tomorrow the last thing my mom said to me was "Cool".

#last message from my sister was two weeks ago #last text from my dad was january 16th #and we don't talk on the phone #like last time i talked to anyone on the phone was a year and 1/2 ago when my grandma died #i don't know what's wrong with all of us and I don't know how to fix it #i have two people i talk to outside of work #and we don't hang out because we're busy and/or live too far apart #anyway GUESS I'M LONELY AND FEELING PRETTY BAD ABOUT IT TODAY #mostly I'm like cool to do shit on my own #but sometimes it's like... i don't have a choice anyway #at work when I'm like well I'm gonna have to drag my cat on a 1200 mile round trip cause i don't have another choice #people are like you really don't have ANYONE who could watch him? #i don't know what part of “i have only one friend in milwaukee and i don't have a family” people don't understand #sorry i know no one reads this shit who the fuck am i apologizing to #i want to take a Big Trip for my 42nd year but even if i find the money am i going to travel alone? #like all the way to alaska or scotland or fucking somewhere alone? #road tripping alone is fine cause at least i have my car #ok anyway shut up sarah no one cares

[simpalert]

idk why but starting a seres where I draw my fav au sans/papyruses as cats:first up, @rainbowsans sir

u can also request to have ur sans/papyruses catified [if that's the right word for it]

#no one cares kira #shut the f*ck up kira #kira rambles #kira talks #art #fs sans #fellswap sans #fellswap #sans/papyruses as cats

[bo0zey]

good morning y’all regrettably it seems that i have woken up against my will ONCE AGAIN……..

#and w a migraineheadache ewwwww #i started getting it last night before bed but i was like eh it’ll go away #but then i woke up at like 8am to my cat doing some bullshit and the headache was still there but like more prominent? #i was tired tho so i went back to bed n here i am awake at 1130 n my head huuuurrrts #i’m forcing myself to eat these lil mini chocolate rice cake things then imma go make coffee #caffeine is good for headaches btw #also my dads like ‘we need to take ur storage boxes to the storage place’ n im like uhh i literally just woke up w a migraine no #also i had a bad day yesterday n no one cared abt me to check on me #n ik that’s dramatic cuz like i didn’t even leave my room but try explaining that to my inner irrational child who wants to be comforted #wike a whiny wittle baby lol #anyways i’m gonna b less dramatic today than i was last night sooooo sorry to anyone who witnessed that lmaoooooooooo #shut up cianna

[sebek-zigbolt]

I see ppl being sad that grim ssr is running now with glo mas but I just hate grim SO much w ALL my heart <333 so if im mad abt anything its him having an ssr in the 1st place. Oh and being rollos DUO of all things.

#i hate him so much i hate him his dialogue ruins the tone of ANY scene hes in #plus SO unfunny #we have THREE other gluton types that r better at it and funnier than him #he has TWO jokes n both r bad n annoying #he ruins serious moments #he ruins exposition by asking the STUPIDEST shit #he even ruins FUNNY moments bcause whatever input he has is sO unfunny that it detracts frm the joke happening #couldt we get a Silent mascot #just be a cute cat #he already is basically that cat mascot frm cardcaptor at least dont actively try to be WORSE #like fr glutton n they didnt even change the colors #n his voice... why did they direct it like that.... #i try to shut up abt characters i hate bcause theres a few but like who CARES abt who i hate i want to talk abt characters i LOVE #BUT GRIM JUST I HAVE BEEF WITH. SHUT UP. HE TAKES U OUT OF THE STORY LIKE IMMEDIATELY #u can cut out 100% of his dialogue and not only will u not get an impact but ull get a better less annoying story #like twst writing has so many issues but being unfunny is NOT one of them #the humor is 💯 #consistently good #or it WOULD be if grim would SHUT HIS FUCKING MOUTH #text

[fizzlehead]

why are people so fucking intent on coming into the notes of that stupid roller coaster post just so they can tell me i don’t know anything about horses. “op has never met a horse in their life” i’ve met countless horses and consider each and every one of them to be one of my closest friends. “horses are evil and want to kill you” maybe they want to kill YOU but not me. i literally think you all just suck and have terrible vibes

#this post makes it seem like I’m joking but I’m not. you people are so fucking annoying #horses are literally not evil they are just animals. if you treat them correctly and take the necessary safety precautions they will not #hurt you. revealing myself as an annoying horse girl here but like. it really is that fucking simple. so maybe stop coming into my notes and #telling me I don’t know anything about horses because if I did I’d know that they’re evil creatures with a thirst for blood. you arent funny #revealing myself as even more of an annoying horse girl but like. i took horseback riding for several years. it is not that fucking hard to #avoid getting hurt by a horse. don’t walk directly behind them make sure they can always see you keep your fingers away from their mouths #so they don’t mistake them for carrots. like they teach you all of these things day one. and they are not difficult to follow. a horse is #not going to kick you in the fucking head for no reason unless you are essentially going out of your way to make it happen #the horses are evil jokes are already overused and unfunny but coming into my notes and going out of your way to tell me I don’t know #anything about horses just because you’re stupid and misinformed is so unnecessary. fuck off for real #this is such unnecessary anger. but I don’t care I’m sooooooo sick of it. shut up make your own post etc etc #and also like. accidents happen even if you are being safe but this is true of literally any animal on earth. dogs hurt people. cats hurt #people. they’re animals and it happens. it doesn’t make them fucking evil #taylor xoxo

[laurabenanti]

can the anon who has left me hate for the past 2 weeks regarding my feelings toward otp: i like you... kindly bugger off at this point

#shut up cat no one cares #i am just really annoyed #i am not posting what you send #i know tumblr has changed a lot since i've been gone but damn #some things really don't #it's so stupid #also who has time to send me 3-5 messages a day about the same thing #/come on/ #like i don't wanna turn off anon so just #*shoo motions* #hush cat

[todayisafridaynight]

Hey so ive been this reading this manga called "ojisama to neko" ( eng: "a man and his cat" ) and its sosososo cute so sweet 10/10 would recommend also THE MAIN MAN LOOKS. KINDA LIKE SAWASHIRO EVEN IF THEIR PERSONALITIES COULDNT BE MORE FAR APART. His name is Fuyuki Kanda and he is very dear to me just thought to share hope u have a wonderful day

NOOOO I LOVE OJISAMA TO NEKO SO MUCH !!!! I REMEMBER WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT YEARS AGO AND I REALLY WANTED PHYSICAL COPIES OF IT DESPITE IT BEING ONLY IN JAPANESE AT THE TIME AAAAAA SUCH A GOOD SERIES I LOVE FUKUMARU SO MUCH….

#snap chats #kanda and sawashiro do look. Sort Of similar ig LOL #love that his last name’s kanda tho since TTM also plays a chara named kanda #that show- ‘meishi game-‘ was the first ttm thing i watched im p sure. or at least one of them #either way forcing all of you to read ojisama to neko. also maiing all of you to remind me to get the physical volumes sometime #i forget that they have english translations now and i always remember too late or when i alreay have plans to buy another book #i kept up with the series online when it was first announced and did my best to translate everything #so i keep holding off on buying the offiical release since Ive Read It Before but i love owning physical media…. #anyway ty for giving me an excuse to gush about ojisama to neko i love that series so much and its so cute and its my world and everything #tho on the note of comparing sawashiro and kanda.. im reminded of this manga i was disappointed by #i forget the exact title but the premise was a yakuza taking in a stray cat- from the cats POV #and the summary already sounded perfect and right up my alley but then i read the book #and STORY WISE it was what i was looking for but… the yakuza looked like a punk #esp since he was described as being notorious i was expecting an older man No I Dont Have A Thing For Old Men Shut Up #so when it was this chara who didnt look any older than like. 25….. i lost interest #‘snap you shouldnt put down a good story just cause of the art’ LIKE THE ART WAS GREAT #I WAS JUST HOPING THE YAKUZA WAS OLDER….. i love it when scary older men can be cute and care for animals #its why i like the yakuza’s bias. except the yakuza doesn’t take care of an animal he just fangirls over Royalty Free Jimin #i forgot i set an alarm and it just went off so i should prob cap this post. like i shouldve twelve tags ago LOL

[shu-of-the-wind]

she might take revenge shits in my car when I take her to the vet but she's Good actually

#cats #shut up alix no one cares

[lonelyquail]

sometimes a peoples can be an animals. and thats fine. and you should give them pets

#vee shut up #im trying to word what i mean but jeez why does every piece of physical affection have to sound romantic when reading it back #sometimes a peoples can be a dogs and they will curl up on you if you let them and they will love you but not inherently romantically #sometimes a peoples can be a cats and theyll press their cheek to urs and this isnt inherently romantic they just love you #anyway im getting off topic. im thinking abt how physical touch is a love language between us and so many animals #dogs cats reptiles even snails like to have their shells pet. we are not any different and we are not any better #one like equals one headpet for me btw. if you even care.

[yuridovewing]

doesnt matter much bc idk how much content ill make for it anyways but i am so conflicted on whether i want the hawkleaf au to be in my hypothetical rewrite or not. because like i like the idea for that au because the melodrama gets pumped up even more and i love the whole "oh theyre firestar and tigerstars grandchildren.... but not the ones you think" thing, and how it makes the secret even more devastating, but also like. where the hell does that leave the windclan soap opera

#i mean feathertail lives in my au but i never liked feathercrow and even tho im aging up most of the cast #i still dont feel like pairing them up #so much of the interesting stuff you can do with crowfeather by leaning into him being a shitty guy is only possible if you keep #feathercrow and leafcrow #i want to keep breezepelt as a potential antagonist that eventually gets better but like again. SO much of that is rooted in leafcrow #i dont mind not seeing the windclan stuff as much bc hawkleaf would focus on the thunderclan consequences #as the only one in riverclan who'd care is mothwing who. honestly would probably already know #leopardstar and mistystar would probably hate that but leopard kicks the bucket soon after anyways #and tbh mistystar is so inconsistently written i just have no clue how to write her #maybe she hates it but shuts up when the brothers get exiled #ooooo maybe for an extra bit of nastiness riverclan grabs this whole thing and goes ''and this is why you cant take in loners'' #and clan xenophobia only grows all that more powerful #anyways back to crow. i feel like since hes still going on the journey he should still be more involved afterwards #i like my initial idea i rambled about on main where hes still a shitty person but its less motivated by manpain #and more motivated by windclans civil war and perhaps that whole event made him turn against thunderclan #i soooorta want to do a thing similar to the po12 au where the other clans have prophecy cats? #but probably not bc the three's powers are seen as curses from the dark forest after the secret gets out #altho if i did do that then hmmm how would the other prophecy cats besides thunderclan react to all this #rewrite

[5trawb3rry-m1lkk]

i luv my vegan friend dearly but shes the kind of vegan who has to insert animal slaughter facts into every conversation u have and like girl we're just talking abt how yummy we think dinner is stfu about gassing pigs and burning them alive we're not even eating pork

#she also tried to convicne us cat fur gloves was like some huge black market item in australia #but we looked it up and there was only like one pair of glvoes sold recently and when ppl found out it was immediately shut down #but sure #she also tries to like shock ppl out of eating meat by going 'but what if it was a dog' and like yeah what if? some ppl eat dogs coz its al #they have who cares