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happyhealthycats · 9 months
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Most cats: "What happened to the carpet. This floor makes weird noises now I hate it-"
My cats: "Oh sweet now I can plop onto my side for attention EVEN LOUDER"
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She's weaponizing the new acoustics.
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i'm afraid it's a slay or be slain world besties 😔
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honorhearted · 5 months
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TURNsgiving Day 8: Memes / AO3 tags from @ao3commentoftheday
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vmpirevnom · 6 months
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Shoutout to my neighbors for being 100 yards away from the back of my house but managing to be so loud I can hear it clearly from my room.
This post is personal /j
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viola-ophelia · 1 year
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TURN characters as pornbot bios, because why not?
abe:
Long Island 🥬 25 🍑 Proud Tory 🤓
ben:
Dragoons 🐎 LIBERTY 🇺🇸🗽Aide-de-camp www.washingtonsboner.ckdws
caleb:
Whaler 🐋⚓️ Sexy beard 😉🍆 Click HERE for a fun time!
anna:
Setauket 👗 Tying the knot?💍 Whig and Proud 💪🏻💪🏻
abigail:
355 🤫 Cicero 💞 “Maid” you look! 🙈🧺🧹
simcoe:
Dominant 😏 Queen’s Ranger 🗡️🧨 Will make you SCREAM https.warmongeringwhore.pttgyslk
john andre:
I can play 🎹 you like my flute 🎺🎵 30 🍆 NYC 🗽
peggy shippen:
Flower 🌸 of Philadelphia 🫣💦 Threesome? 💘➡️
robert rogers:
Ranger 4Ever 🤬😈 Out for Blood 😏 Got Gold? www.notreallysponsoredbykg3.dkelys
robert townsend:
Pious Quaker 🙏🏻📖 Innkeeper 🍻 I have a naughty secret 😘🤐
hewlett:
They don’t call ☎️ me the Oyster Major 🦪 for nothing! Long Island 🌊 Send nudes?
washington:
For Life ☀️ And Liberty 🆓🇺🇸 45 🔥Sexy Dilf General
let me know if i missed anyone HAHA!
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jill--cienfuegos · 8 months
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Ever dream this man?
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book-em-dano · 10 months
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annastrxng · 1 year
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Turn Incorrect Quotes
Simcoe: *grumbles about paperwork and his appointment to the Queen's Rangers*
Andre: Congrats! you're a questionable mercenary and spy-hunter now. Half of your life is going to be paperwork.
Simcoe: *continuing to work on his forms* Can I put you down as my emergency contact?
Andre: seeing as I'm the one most likely to harm you, that seems like a conflict of interest
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happyhealthycats · 3 months
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Simcoe was mad I turned the lights on this morning.
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ceo of scaring the hoes!!!
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TURNSGIVING2022 day 2. My favorite episode is probably this one, the way Abe plays everyone is so smooth.
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vmpirevnom · 11 months
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I thought about this earlier and couldn’t stop thinking about it.
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auraeseer · 5 months
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viola-ophelia · 1 year
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Turn marching band au
my high school didn't have a marching band, just a regular band, and i wasn't in it (i was an athlete LOL) so this is based off of my one year of experience in sixth-grade band haha. (i played the clarinet btw, in case that's relevant)
washington is the exhausted band director
ben plays the trumpet. why? idk, it seems like his vibe
caleb is DEFINITELY percussion
anna seems like a clarinet kinda gal... first chair, of course
abe plays something dumb like the triangle just to get the class credit
john andre plays the flute, ofc! (and every other instrument. he's a theatre kid, he gets the solos)
hewlett plays the piano VERY enthusiastically
simcoe isn't even in the band but is at every rehearsal for mysterious reasons
abigail plays the bass clarinet. she's underrated like her instrument, but lowkey carries every song
peggy isn't in the band. she does ~choir~
robert townsend plays the sax. he's cool like that
mary plays the oboe and is surprisingly girlboss at it
robert rogers plays the flute only because john andre also plays the flute and he wants to bother and stalk him
benedict arnold plays the trombone. he thinks he should get every solo, but he is wrong (and no one wants to hear a trombone solo anyway!)
lafayette plays the FRENCH horn (LOOOL)
hamilton plays the trumpet and talks ben's ear off about politics every rehearsal
baker plays the bassoon, because no one else wanted to and he took one for the team
and richard woodhull is that One Annoying Parent who spams washington with meddlesome emails about how abe should have gotten every solo
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lllostgirlll · 1 year
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE FUCK SAMUEL ROUKIN VOICED GHOST?????? SIMCOE?????
DUDE HE HAS THE RANGE
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