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Imagine Overwatch Christmas

Imagine the Overwatch Groups celebrating separate holidays during December

Imagine Sombra celebrating The Day of the Virgin on the 12th. Imagine Reaper and McCree joining in because they have both have ties to the culture.

Imagine Tracer, Moira, Junkrat and Roadhog all discussing Boxing Day sales and being surprised when no one else has heard of it.

Genji and Hanzo celebrating Omisoka by cleaning the entire house after Christmas.

All the different food made by all the different cultures. Zenyatta sharing kuswar and kidiyo (Kidiyo is Genji’s Favorite.)

Mei giving out apples on Christmas Eve to all of the members. No one recognizing what this means.

Widowmaker insisting on the wood in the fireplace being sprinkled with red wine and leaving it to burn all night. Reaper and Sombra sitting with her when they find her still up, sitting by the fire at 3am.

Zarya baking kozulya cookies and not telling everyone else that she doesn’t normally celebrate Christmas until January 7th but just this once.

Lucio giving small gifts to everyone else throughout the month and never telling anyone but everyone knows its him because whenever they open it, he gets this huge smile on his face.

Moira doesn’t really care for the holiday but the others see her light a small candle in the windowsill of her room. It burns all night.

The Group going out to get a Christmas tree, Reinhardt is insistent on the biggest one and he laughs his face full of joy as he and Roadhog lug it home. He later gets drunk on eggnog and begins singing songs in German that no one else understands but they find it festive anyway.

Reinhardt being very confused when Jack asks him about a Christmas pickle.

Ana cooking fata and bringing a big plate of kahk and scolding Pharah when she nearly eats the entire plate by herself.

Mercy baking cookies with Ana, Pharah and being joined with Zenyatta and Genji. They all start sharing their own cookie recipes with each other.

Doomfist brings his own firecrackers which he lets Efi play with cause its Christmas. Orisa being extremely surprised when these small things burst into loud noise and fire.

Tracer and Sombra put an ugly sweater on Bastion who loves it a bit too much.

Torbjorn bringing a bunch of food that none of them can pronounce right but taste really good.

Symmetra teaching Tracer and Efi how to make a star lantern.

Everyone getting presents and everyone being surprised when Junkrat hands out handmade scrap metal presents of certain objects. (He gives Mei a snowman and she nearly cries.) Junkrat of course gets lots of explosives.

Efi being extremely surprised when she opens up her present to find a limited edition box of lucio-ohs with his autograph.

Just Overwatch Christmas.

Edit: OVERWATCH CHRISTMAS PART2

Torbjorn and Brigitte and their massive family building a giant paper mâché Yule goat in their yard. Everyone else looking in awe until Torbjorn lights a match and the goat begins to burn. The entire Swedish family cheer as everyone else looks on in horror and confusion.

Junkrat dressing up as Krampus for the entire first week of December and frightening the others with his chains and bells. Tracer only pretends to be scared. (She’s pretending, she is.)

Instead of a typical Ham or Turkey for Christmas dinner, Genji and Hanzo bring KFC. Everyone else eating is confused but ya know, this isn’t too bad.

Reinhardt dressing up as St. Nikolaus and leaving all kinds of little chocolate, oranges and toys in everyone’s shoes on December 6th. He sits on a massive bag of presents but in order to get their handpicked presents, everyone has to recite a poem or sing a song or draw a picture (something to make Reinhardt laugh). Some do is gloriously. Everyone adores Lucio’s freestyle beatboxing. Reaper, refuses but quietly hands Reinhardt a hand-drawn card. On the cover is “YOU MAKE ME DIE!” And inside “OF LAUGHTER.” Reinhardt cracks up and gives him two presents.

Zarya getting way to drunk on eggnog with Reinhardt and in according with her tradition, jumps into a freezing lake. She forgets it’s frozen over but it doesn’t matter when the ice breaks upon impact. She comes back and is like ‘THAT IS NOT NEARLY COLD ENOUGH! WEAK ICE!’

Sombra insists on building a Nacimientos in the yard. At first it’s only the donkey but as the month progresses, more and ore characters are added. Widowmaker asking where the butcher is (nobody else understands).

Surprisingly, the faces change of overwatch heroes. Roadhog’s face over Baby Jesus on Christmas Eve is something none of them will forget.

Tracer challenging absolutely everyone to Christmas cracker pulling competitions. Every time she loses, she rewinds time and wins. She and Junkrat become to competitive that the loud sound of the crackers popping sets off Bastion and then nobody is having a good time. Christmas Crackers have been banned.

On January 6th, everybody else is busy packing up all the decorations and tree but Moira just sips wine and relaxes. Sombra and Tracer have already tried to call her out on her abuse of a holiday but good luck telling that to Moira. She pets her new lab rats (who won’t last the week) that she got for Christmas.

Junkrat starting an argument with McCree that Santa doesn’t use reindeer, he uses kangaroos to pull his sled and McCree getting more and more pissed.

Junkrat and Roadhog insist on barbecue for Boxing Day. That is until Junkrat’s bad attempts at barbecue end up setting fire to the tree. Indoor barbecue is banned.

Lucio directs a Os Pastores play. Tracer ends up stealing baby Jesus and Lucio has never been prouder of their production (much to everyone else surprise).

Lucio reminds everybody to leave a sock on their window to exchange for a gift. He’s extremely excited when he wakes up that morning with a brand new soundboard in Lucio colors. No one knows what happened to the sock. Reaper has an extra sock on that morning.

Reinhardt showing Efi, Lucio and D.va how to make ‘Advent Kranz’ using a ring of fir branches and candles.

Baptiste takes everybody’s shoes and cleans them the day before Christmas Eve. Nobody questions him until they all find their shoes missing. A hunt leads them under the porch where every shoe is filled with straw.

Baptiste feeds Efi ‘Anisette’ and despite the sugar, passes out with a red face. Baptiste is forbidden from feeding any of the kids again.

Right next to the christmas tree is a Banana Tree. Symmetra insisted on decorating it herself.

Moira carries a long pole with a holly bush around for days and sings a weird song about a wren. She asks for donations to the wren, (which turns out to be one of her test subjects). Everyone still donates.

Genji and Hanzo make a delicious christmas cake with strawberries and whipped cream.

Sombra makes a piñata for Christmas Day. Everyone as having fun until Reinhardt barged in and hit it with his hammer. The candy was destroyed. She also makes a Rosca de Reyes cake. She ends up getting the piece with a hidden baby Jesus figure and claims she’s now Jesus’ godparent.

Everyone taking the Christmas display way too seriously. D.va takes it so seriously that she even puts lights on their satellite.

Mercy gets drunk and gives everyone party invitations for ‘FIGUGEGL!’. Her party is nothing more than a giant pot of Fondue.

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