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routeriver · 1 year
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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artificialbreezy · 10 days
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Hi 🥺
Today is 4/20... Some Folio's smutty smutty thoughts related to this?
Idk if you're comfortable writting about this stuff... If you don't feel like it just ignore this and I'm sorry 🥺
happy 420 to those who celebrate! now i KNOW Noah won the blurb vote but please enjoy the first blurb of the weekend. (sorry if this is extra rambly i am in fact zooted)
CW: drug use (just weed)
NSFW under the cut ◡̈
idk dude i am convinced Nick gets extra talkative when he’s high and he knows you love when he talks you through it. so like maybe everyone’s hanging out the afternoon of 420 and you’re starting to feel needy after the second joint Nick gave you in the last 2 hours but you can’t interrupt, no no. you’re too shy and inside your head to bring it up to your boyfriend. he knows though, he can read you like a book. he sees your eyes linger on him longer than usual, he notices how you watch his hands when he lights the bowl on the bong, he notices your legs crossing a little harder than normal when he watches you.
fast forward everyone’s half asleep on the couch and Nick comes up behind you, leans down and whispers. “head to our room, i have something for you.” you obviously excuse yourself from the group, claiming your head feels too heavy and you just wanna lay down. no one questions when Nick follows behind you. they all assume he’s being an attentive partner.
what they don’t know is as soon as that bedroom door closes, Nicks on you in seconds. his hands are all over you, his tongue is exploring your mouth and he’s backing you up until you hit the bed. he pulls your pants off in a swift movement and groans when he sees the wet mark on your panties.
“need it, Nick..”
“you need it, huh?” his tones laced with mock sympathy before it darkens. "you're such a whore. but only for me, right? just need me to fill you up huh?”
a mix of lust and shame rushes through you, all through your veins and burning you on the inside. because, he’s right: you are a whore, getting so hot and bothered in front of all his friends and all but begging him to fuck you while they’re all outside the room, at any time could walk in.
"cmon, honey, tell me," he demands, his voice is low, just above a whisper and that makes your pussy flutter around nothing. his fingers threatening to push into your aching hole. his expression doesn’t change, but you know he likes that he can get you dumb before he’s even inside you.
“uh huh, your whore Nicky.” your brain all but crying.
his finger finally pushing inside of you. “thats right," he says, pulling his finger almost fully out. “my good, little whore.”
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not-museing-around · 1 year
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I'm sorry guys! I'm far too.... Tired... Today to focus on replies, tomorrow I'll try and knock some out! love you all!
Happy 420 to those who celebrate!
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sapienap · 3 years
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hi hi hi!!! so i just recently hit 800 n i was going to save this for my 1k celebration, but genuinely i am just full of so much love for everyone that i couldn’t hold myself back from doing this so !!!! appreciation post for mutuals!!! n this is absolutely wild to me, bc ive been on tumblr for over 4 years now, n remade this blog at the end of september to both restart and because i was getting super into mcyt n wanted a blog to focus on that, and the fact that ive grown this much since then is absolutely insane to me!!!
im feeling full of love for all of my mutuals (aka people i consider my friends <3) so!!! have written messages for u all :DD i mostly wrote them for people i talk to a lot/look up to, so pls dont feel bad if i didnt write one for u!!!! pls absolutely follow everyone in this list they are all amazing people n deserve ur follow !!!! obs not a complete list bc bad memory but just. they are all so cool :]
also thought i would say this here but im moving blogs lol im @sapienap (wont let me tag bc new </3)
atlas ( @fear-epidemic ) atlas!!!!! oh my god okay so first off??? the fact that our friendship began bc of u thinking my icon was dan howell when it was mr. wilbur soot is sucha  cursed fact n i think that describes us very well <3 u r genuioely (i refuse to fix that mistake) such a nice person n uve just listened to me ramble about the weirdest shit n sat there as i watched anakin skywalker be hot n helped me with characterizations n i cant thnak u enough for that!!! ily <3
azzie ( @thediscsaga ) azzie azzie azzie!!!!!! the fact that we became friends bc u looked at me n just decided to call me ‘bestie’ n now here we r is so MINDBLOWING i love you so much!!!!! u r genuinely one of my bestest friends even tho we dont talk as much n i lov u sm ur always there to support me with whatever i do!!! ur always so supportive n i just. i lov u sm !!!! ur one of my favorite people n make this hell site so much better !!!!!! if im being honest lowkey anytime i lowkey feel panicked i just go to ur blog bc it honestly calms me sm :]
beet ( @homophobicpunz ) beet!!!!! okay okay okay the fact that the first time i saw ur main’s user n instantly was like “ohmy god i love that” n now here we r???? friends??? n i get to call YOU my friend??? amazing oh my god. and the fact that uve dragged me into so much shit that i lov now bc of u??? also amaizng. i just love the fact uve dragged me into So Much stuff (daredevil n all of those shows, punz, n more!!! like lowkey darth maul but only lowkey as i ahvent watched the show hes in yet dsjf) n uve honestly been so supportive of me throughout eveythting n just !!!!!! i cant think of much more to say other than ily :]
cam ( @camdotcom ) cam!!!! oh my god okay i jsut. honestly ur so nice ????? anytime im down u always manage to send an ask whenever im not feeling great n always send me smth funny n it always makes me feel so much better!!! ur genuinely one of the best people i know!!! ur always so great at everything n u genuienly make my tumblr experience so much better !!!! ur always such a great person :] n ily !!! im also ur little brother so <333
clay ( @its5undy ) tubs!!!!! my fellow southerner !!!!! im so so happy ive gotten to knwo u !!!! all bc of our weird ass server!!!! i lov u sm!!!! ur one of the brightest people i know n im so glad to have u be someone who forces me to go to sleep when i feel tired instead of encouraging me to stay up <3 n ur so cool !!!! u may not think it bur ur absolutely one of the coolest mfs on this dumb app <33 ur alos my older brother so u cant say anything bad about me Ever
daniel ( @rvnboo ) dan !!!! my sweet homie !!! oh mygod i do not remember how i met u at ALL bc my memory sis o bad but i am so glad i knwo u !!!! i get so happy every single time i get an ask from u !!! u r such a nice persobn n a great joy !!!! every single time i see u on my dash i go “:DDDD daniel!!!!!” anytime i see u in my notes i just go “!!! dan!!” honestly i associate ranboo with u now!!! i see u n go “! dan!!” n i just lov u sm??? i honestly think of u as my younger sibling n i just lov u sm
dream ( @enderrdream ) bad!!! omg ok honestly i dont remember how we met bc ur Old (/j) but seriously!!! ive been friends with u for So Long (even tho i lost u for some time) n now!!!! we r friends again!!!! n ive claimed u as my older brother !!!! we r the only valid sbi dynamic <33 but truly!!! i think u r one of the people i have known the longest!!! u ahve done so much for em n i can never thank u enough!!! i just lov u sm !!! im so horrible at explainging this but just. i love u sm <333
gogy ( @strawberrygogy ) berry!!! oh my god the fact that i ahvent known u that long buit we r so close??? we have a ship that can rival dreamnotfound n have matching cases we r the only bicthes on this entire site <333 people that send weird asks after me being trans have No Bitches KFDHYGGH but seriously !!! im so fucking glad i got to know u!!! the fact we became friends bc i saw ur account, n foudn out u read the serpent king???? that is WILD to me!!! we r Bestest Friends n i fuckign love that and our 420 mile separation <3333 i lov u !!!!!!
hari ( @netheritedream ) hari hari hari !!!!! heblo heblo!!!! god the fact that we’re in different timezones n never get to talk is so homophobic i cant believe time /j but seriously!!!! i cannot believe we never get to talk we r platonic soulmates n i can barely count the amount of times we have talked the last week </3 and the factt hat u joined n saw ME n thoguht “ah, yes. friend.” n now??? we r platonic soulmates !!!! n uve helped me make so many new friends n have even closer friendships !!! n im just. i love you so much im so glad to have you as my friend <3
jannat ( @technosoot ) maya !! my memory is so bad i cannot remember how we met at all but !!! i am so fucking happy i became friends with u !!! u r genuinely such a bright part of my life !!!! i see u n go “:DDDDDD JANNAT !!!!!!!!!” u r such a great person n i will alwayts be here for u !!!! i love u so much !!!! my brain has stopped workin but i just lov u so much omg !!!!!
may ( @notfoundgeorge ) may !!!!! omg okay honestly i look up to u so mjch!!!!!! ur one of my favorite gifmakers on this entire app!!! genuinely ur such a nice person???? n if im being honest???? i got So Happy when u followed me back !!!! bc im like. ur so cool n i was like “wow SHE followed ME??” n just!!!! i lov u !!!
rain ( @theartofmining ) rain !!!! oh my god okay ur one of the few people that have seen my fucking. chaotic side which id ont truly think many people have seen so im glad u have that honor <3333 but seriously i lov u sm shfhgfhg u were tehre as i. hitpost limit and ask limit in the span of less than a hour n u rlly encouraged me when i freaked ouytndjfghgj u ahve been there for me for So Long and i just !!!! lov u sm
roni ( @youngjustices ) roni !!! ive known u for so long n even tho i truly havent gotten to talk to u much, i lov u so much !!!! uve been so kind to me n have helped me with so much n i just. i love you so much !!!! ur such a great person n deserve everything in the world n even tho u r taking a break from mcytblr, im just !!! ok lov u sm
sakshi ( @prettyboydream ) smiley !!!!! ok first off: i wish u were getting cuddles. okay next i cannot beleieve that we r friends !!!! i ddint spell that right but ANYWAYS u r so mf cooler than me!!!! one of the coolest people on this entire fucking app !!!! i do not know how i became ur friend but im so fucking happy i am friends with u !!! ur so great and i just. i love u sm
sam ( @dogboyurahara ) league !!!! i am. god im so glad i became friends with u !!!! u walways come n say some of the weirdest shit but that is literally. the highlight of my day i just love you SO MUCH uve always been so kind to me and i just !!!!! i lov u so mcuh !!!!! ever since becoming friends with u ive rlly discovered myself n i love that fact kdhjgfghggh ur always so nice n just. i lov u sorry i say that so much
techno ( @karda ) TECHIE!!!!!!! TECHIE OH MY GOD IDK HOW I TRICKED U INTO BEING MY FRIEND BC UR GENUIENLYT!!!!!! SO COOL!!!! UR SO TALENTED!!!!! n now!!!! im friends with u!!!!!!! im ur little brother !!!!! n ur my older brother !!!!!!! n just !!!!!!!!!! i love u so mich !!!!!!! ur always so supportive of any and everything that i do !!!!! u always offer to do thinsg for em n just !!!!!! i lov u so mcuh!!!!! u always make me so happy bc i see u n im like “:DD thats techie !!! thats my brother !!” n i just. lov u sm
theseus ( @clownspartys ) tommy !!!!!!!!! tommy oh my god i ahvent known u that long but???? we r best bros??? we r the coolest mother fuckers???? we jsut!!! clicked !!! n its so easy talking to u!!!! we just go n YELL at each other in discord n i think that is very valid of us!!! u truly are one of my favorite people on here !!! anytime i see u im so happy to see u n im just !!!!!! i lov u sm !!!!
wilbur ( @pigstepmp3 ) fundy !!!! oh my god okay genuienly. i love you. ur so supportive of me n anytijme im always down ur there to call me bubba n pull me right back up !!!! anytime anythign happens ur always there like “u absolute buffoon, i lov u sm” n i just!!!! i lov u !!!! ur my older brother n have helped me so much i just love you so much <3333
n then for some other cool people you all should follow :]
@pvnz / @gogyapologist / @fruitbur / @technoblaed / @dreamsclock / @dreamnap / @wooteena / @timedeo / @dreamsmp / @sootwilbur / @wilbysoot / @nickwilding / @jschlatts / @helenspirals / @darkmttrcat / @dreamwastakenalt / @hearty-an0n / @lesbiangogy / @imgns / @dogboykarljacobs / @berenstein / @tommylnnits / @dreamslikeshoney / @enderanboo / @veel556 / @raining-acid / @stick3rzzz / @moo-moo-meadows / @dreampfp / @eret
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okay first off your writing is SO GOOD!!!!!! but i was wondering, since in most of the works so far some of the other yiga are kinda mean, could we get sooga and/or kohga bonding with a newer recruit? like they’re having a rough time adjusting and it’s just tender and sweet
One, the yiga aren’t exactly mean. It’s levels. See, the foot soldiers are very kind and respectable to Sooga, for his status, and devotion to Kohga. The Blade masters are hard on Sooga because he was once one of them. As such, they’re VERY competitive with one another, and accept nothing less than perfection from one another. The Blade master’s aren’t bad guys, they’re just way more heavy handed. Trust me, if push came to shove, these guys would have Sooga’s back.
And two, there’s actually a mission in aoc that kiiinda has something in those lines. It’s where a yiga member misses home, so you give him veggies to remind him of home (think it gives Kohga an extra heart???), so let’s do it based of that guy!
“Rounds, once more! Let’s go!”
Whenever Sooga wasn’t serving Kohga, he was busy tending towards the soldiers' training. He was busy training the newest recruits, and it was quite a solid lineup so far. Quick, devoted, opportunistic. Just what the clan needed. All but one. The one who seemed to be the most distracted. He was the newest one of the pack, having just joined the clan yesterday. He was slow, he kept tripping over himself, he kept fumbling. It was odd, given the fact that just the day prior, he was near the front of the pack. He tripped up yet again in the course, unable to dodge the obstacles set before him. He was about to get up and try again, when he looked up to see Sooga peering over him.
“Not you. Get up, follow me. Rest of you, follow HIS orders!”
He left the newbies to his own second hand, a man who was close to being Master Kohga’s right hand (long story). The footsoldier stood up, following Sooga. He stayed close to his side, less he got lost in the maze of the base. He then stopped into one of the storage rooms, shutting the door behind them. He looked down at the meager creature before him, and he couldn’t help but scoff. He didn’t look down on him for being on the lower rung of the yiga ladder, but for the fact that he wasn’t giving everything he had to the clan.
“Explain yourself.”
“I don’t, uhm-”
“You will look at me in the face.”
“You mean mask?”
He chuckled, but when Sooga didn’t do the same, he shrunk a bit. He fiddled with his fingers, clearly nervous under such an intense gaze. He went silent. Sooga fought the urge to sigh.
“You are now a member of the Yiga clan. Therefore, your devotion must be unlimited, and unwavering. Unless you are injured, you give all your body has to the clan. Do you understand?”
He messed with his fingers again, and Sooga couldn’t help but notice just how young he was. But a boy, in Sooga’s eyes. 
“I’m sorry. I know I said I wanted to join, and I’ve already sworn devotion to Kohga. But I just...I’m distracted.”
“Explain.”
The soldier hugged himself, clearly going into something uncomfortable.
“I...I dunno. I’m used to having a mom, and a dad, and my sister. I’m used to sitting down and having warm meals in my own bed, I miss playing with my friends. I miss my village, I miss the goats, the horses, even the cherry trees. I even missed being called by my own name, Alfo-”
“You do not speak your former name. You learn to look without a face, and to be silent, even when asking for help. You and your team must be in sync, and you could ruin it in your longing. Do you understand?”
He looked up at him, before nodding. Life in the yiga clan was not easy. He too, joined the clan, and felt the confusion. He too, yearned for his home way back when, and even now, he’d turn if he thought he heard someone speak his name. It was rough, especially at this young age. No one was to know of another member's past, aside from Sooga, but from what he gathered, his parents died, and his sister had gone missing. He needed resources, needed a place to stay as he searched for her. It was a noble dream, that much was certain. Sooga wanted to bark at him once more, before his heart seemed to recall what compassion was.
“Look. Perhaps you need independent training, until you grow comfortable with the other’s. I will train you myself.”
“Are you...serious? Really?”
The boy looked damn excited, but he stopped bouncing on his feet the second Sooga cleared his throat. This was going to take some work, it seemed, before this foot soldier could properly represent his clan. Still holding a chipper attitude however, he was sure to make the other aware of how important this offer meant to him.
“You will NOT regret this, Sooga! Not for one-”
He seemed to forget the door was closed, causing him to hit his face against the door, and swear under his breath. Sooga sighed. This was going to be a challenge, for certain.
-----------------------------------------------
“Good, good. Again.”
Sooga was surprised how effortless this suddenly seemed to be. The little one started their training with more rants of home, more longing for what was once his life. Sooga, instead of telling him to hush and focus, allowed him to rant. It improved his skills considerably. His feet danced across the floor, his dodge timing was perfect, and although Sooga blocked them, his attacks hit their marks every time. He even managed to dodge one of his attacks, which was rare on someone so low on the yiga clan ladder.
“Right!”
Armed with but a Vicious Sickle, the young one found himself standing toe to toe with Sooga, enough so, that when their weapons locked together, the boy didn’t immediately fall over from his massive weight. Course, Sooga eventually gained the under hand, shoving him, and forcing him to drop his weapon. He looked ready for backlash, cowering as he stood there, when Sooga nodded.
“Nicely done. You lasted far longer than most. Seems as though you just needed to clear your head, young one.”
He bounced a bit on his feet, picking up his weapon and spinning it in his hand, suddenly overflowing with confidence.
“Well I mean...I AM pretty strong when I put my mind to it. Never really got picked on during school. Pretty smart to, I’d sa-ow!”
Not paying attention, he nicked his finger with the blade. He dropped it again, putting his finger in his mouth. Sooga rolled his eyes, leaning down to pick it up, before putting it back in his hand.
“Another rule of the blade. Respect your weapon. It is meant to serve you, but it is useless without the same amount of care. It is a mutual respect. Do you understand?”
He nodded, taking the blade back from his hand, and tucking it back into his belt loop. The boy was young, dumb, and eager to prove himself to his elder. If that didn’t ring any bells. The boy seemed to be done with his finger, and he finally found his voice.
“So, what now? We gonna learn some of the poof stuff? I wanna teleport and stuff!”
“That takes displicine, and concentration. Two things you do not have yet. It’s also why you are not allowed on the field yet.”
“Which is not fair!”
He cried out, following Sooga as they made their way to the dining hall. Most of the clan was happy to survive on mainly bananas, but the boy looked none too interested.
“What’s the matter? You are not hungry?”
“No, I am. I just...I kinda missed the food back from home.”
Sooga scoffed. Figures. Sooga couldn’t blame the poor boy for dwelling so much in the past. Not everyone was like himself, longing to forget his old life.
“Let me guess. You want something like meat stuffed pumpkin.”
Sooga didn’t expect him to gasp, and nudge his arm, clearly excited.
“How did you know!? Can you read minds!? What number am I thinking of!?”
“No, it’s just predictable, given what you told me about your previous life. Bit of a ‘bumpkin’, as I’d put it.”
Sooga chuckled. Maybe it was the fact that he grew up with younger siblings, maybe it was his natural knack for being a caregiver. But regardless, Sooga found himself charmed by this little one, enough to at least not bark and tell him to eat what he was served. Oh, he was soft in the heart, just like Kohga said. Speaking of Kohga-
“Sooga, there you are! Been looking for you!”
The dining hall was abuzz from Master Kohga’s presence. Excitement that the young one hadn’t seemed to fully grasp, like some newbies. Before Kohga could continue, he pointed towards Sooga, as if accusing him of something.
“Did you know he could read minds?!”
Kohga cocked his head to the side, clearly confused.
“What? No he can’t. Love the guy, but he’s stupid.”
“Oh, can YOU read my mind then? What number am I thinking of?”
Kohga folded his arms over his chest, scoffing.
“Easy, 420.”
“....Is this yiga magic? I wanna learn that!!”
Kohga seemed to find him just as amusing, shaking his head.
“This one of the newbies, isn’t he? The one you said you wanted to train personally?”
“Yes, Master Kohga. While his mind races with frivolous things, he does in fact, have some skills. His reflexes are swift, as well as his feet, even amongst the foot soldiers.”
“Am I...skilled enough to get meat stuffed pumpkin?”
Kohga cocked his head to the side, and Sooga had to pull him into a bit of a side huddle.
“He misses his old home, Master Kohga. Not to mention, some variety in their diet COULD do some good in terms or morale.”
Kohga scoffed, arms folded.
“I like this kid, but you can’t sit there and tell me this kid is THAT special, Sooga. I’m not going all the way out there just so he can have special eats.”
“....Please?”
Kohga knew that look in his face. Sooga would NOT let this go, he could tell. He groaned, lightly shaking his head.
“Fine, just. Fine.”
The kid seemed to hear them, and whooped in celebration. Right before his excitement made someone fall over, and drop their bananas everywhere. Kohga sighed.
“I can’t believe I like this kid.”
“Neither can I, Master Kohga.”
They watched him scramble and try to pick everything up, before slipping on one of the peels, starting the mess all over again.
“We’re essentially adopting him, aren’t we?”
“Essentially, Master Kohga.”
“Oh well. Least I can call myself a dilf now.”
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swampgallows · 4 years
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i got distracted earlier and forgot to post but im thankful for my mutuals who have helped me time and again, even if it’s in ways you may not know. i appreciate you all so much and i am so grateful for the friends i’ve made here and the small but intimate community cultivated through tumblr. 
zbfc and wch, thank you for everything. @zeyan i love you with all my heart and i’m so fucking thankful i could have funny airbnb time with you and @aeiroki grimlock hunterpunter. you make me laugh every single day and i always want the best for you both (and jack!!! and PARKER!!!)
@lokaror thank you for letting me share my love of rexxar and bears with you. we’ve shared a lot of fantastic laughs together, some very fun stuff and some very deep shit too. i treasure every one of our convos together, and your playlists too!
@reglei thankful i finally got to beat you into submission at blizzcon. youre a sweetheart and a sleepyhead. thanks for listening to me ramble late into the night. i appreciate all the times youve had my back, whether it was creepy dudes or spoilers or w/e. you shoulda killed me w gorehowl when you had the chance
I LOVE @amarysue i miss you when you work long hours but i’m always so happy when we get to play games together. i hope you can leave the mcdonalds playplace soon. also i dont get to say it much but i love talking about academic stuff with you. i know i rib you about dark leafy greens but you are very educated in a lot of amazing fields and i love when you share your knowledge with me!!! i love amary!!!!
@theabsolutevoid i know youre the void but youre a golden human being of radiant light. you are so spectacular, we are all always in amazement of your passion and creativity and constant flow of ideas, and your compassion seems boundless. i am so grateful to know such a special person and spent many late nights laughing to tears with you
@perce the dynamic duo... im thankful daygo got me into ladybug so i could hear all of your amazing takes on it as they are equally as hilarious as your wow takes. i admire your resilience, though that might be weird to say, and though i know i’m an old crone youre definitely a role model for me taking command of my own life and establishing boundaries to become the person i want to be. i’m so grateful we got to spend blizzcon together again!! and thank you for getting me the long-forgotten hippogryph. its a very important memory to me.
refugees i know i dont pop in much but i still love you all dearly. im embarrassed actually because you are all functional adults and i’m not but when i get a job and reenter society i want to be able to come back and say i’m a big kid now
thrainosh squad @irenthel @wckhamm etc thank you for letting me indulge my interests without ridicule or judgment. @fitzefitcher i dunno you changed my life SORRY there is not a less fucked up way to say that. no pressure
@sithisis & crew thank you for so many incredible hots games and wonderful memories and all of your sweetness and fun times!!! sith you have inspired and supported so much of my writing and my ideas and i am in awe that you are getting so many amazing opportunities working in games journalism!!! i know theres a lot of grunt work but at the end of the day it seems like youre really doing something you genuinely love (and are good at!!) and i’m so happy for you. you work hard and you deserve it. im love skitty w a gun 
@steblynkaagain your art is such an inspiration to me, and i’m amazed by your cosplay too! i’m thankful that even across language barriers we can enjoy thraina and silly modern AUs together. i am so impressed by your intelligence and achievements. your comic where you pledge yourself to Thrall’s Horde is still so important to me, and every day i think about your mechanic garrosh..... and doctor drek’thar, and doctor thrall, and SHAMAN GARROSH....... (sob)
@captainkaprozyx and @sdei ... i am so thankful for all of your artwork and your amazing gifts. i am working on getting them framed, and your zine was amazing! you are a great team and I love your collaborations. also sdei’s birthday gift is still my discord icon. we just really love a big guy huh....... cannot express how inspiring your artwork is. the detail, the colors... it brings me to tears, i am so stunned. you are both so incredibly talented!
@omnifariousness bro i dont even know where to start. many good dog times and we can strike up the late night jawin again soon i hope. shit has been scattered and i know youve been dippin back n forth on the road but i hope the shit evens out soon for you. excited for you to see tool in feb and damn dude every DAY i think about the reading you treated me to of the 40k stuff for your reel. god man i want that VA shit to work out for you bad. your diction is impeccable and you so deserve it
@darnjam i know you guys dont read this but i love you so much and every day i’m so thankful we’re all still friends. @daygloow thank you for being like the sole source and catalyst for my personal development for like the last 3 years, im so proud of you and everything youve worked so hard to achieve and i’m so glad youre getting the recognition you deserve. thank you for always picking me up (vehicular and emotional) and for watching cartoons n playin vidya with me. god whens the next GOOD rave? i need to make you proud and actually dj so i can play banana
@bluntcrusher every day i’m like god when will king tori take the throne... im so thankful that youre in a good spot finally and that youre getting the love you deserve. and plus a sweet pucci mane. my blogs a mess but im glad youre still stickin around for it haha. always happy to see youre safe and THRIVING
@swarnpert love you dude thank you for lettin me harass you w 420 snaps. bro when you sent me those sabaton snaps i was in line for the haunted mansion at disneyland during blizzcon and it was just like... my heart was so full, it meant so much to me ALSO HOLY SHIT i love your art please NEVER STOP drawing
@nelfs i love your blog and your art and your FEELINGS like I dunno how to word it in a not-weird way. i think you are a very bright person with a good heart, and i’m thankful to know someone like that, even tangentially. it is fortifying also to see someone stand up for the things they love, whether it’s just a cartoon show or something of serious concern like animal welfare. i admire your healthy relationship to yourself and your strong integrity.
@neophyte-redglare i think about bead world garrosh every fucking day of my life. cannot thank you enough. i treasure it
@redpandalori THIS IS THE MVP RIGHT HERE. i dunno when you started sending me floods of kittums but every day i look forward to it and every single one means so much to me. i wear the kandi you handcrafted for me every single day and i show it off constantly to my friends because it’s just mindblowing. you are so sweet and thoughtful and i love sendin you snaps and it’s just incredible how the internet is. thank you for sending me rain snaps and kito & harley/ears & lilith pics all the time
@hungwy i dunno WHAT you get outta my blog but i’m thankful for the reams of sweet animal pics and interesting linguistic and anthropology posts on your blog. you’re a very positive force on my dash and you seem a wonderful person irl too!
@ubersaur im so happy we’re still mutuals after all this time lmao. you were one of the first aces id ever known so we’ll always have that solidarity and i’ll always be thankful. and i have to seriously catch up on magus bride haha. thank you for all of your love and support after all this time, i hope i offer the same to you!!
@18milliondeadplebs the rare and beautiful nexus of my two sole interests... warcraft and raving. dude just thank you for existing man LMAO i hope we can go ravin together some day
@kontextmaschine what a strange long fuckin trip it’s been dude. super surreal to have raved with you and had you come all the way down for burst but i knew i’d be remiss if youd missed it. you definitely deserved a potent taste of the 90s. thank you for the usb sticks, im still waiting on a worthy recipient for the other two. the majority of your blog is practically in hieroglyphics to me but man when the posts hit... they fuckin hit. i know you dont need me to tell you, but youve got a great talent and weirdass fuckin eye. a very very particular eye. love you man. please kiss badger for me.
@ironbull thank you for suffering in wisdom tooth hell with me. i am glad you had a good time at disney world and im hoping we can both be free of all of our tooth woes soon. thank you also for your advice and support in my personal stuff too!!
@kittensceilidh thank you for your sweet messages! every one of your hugs means a lot to me!!! it is nice to feel seen when i am in dark places.
@dimedog warcraft and foggy forests... hell yeah dude
@tim-official man sometimes it really is as simple as just laughing at the same funny shit, but youve reached out to me too and i appreciate it!!!
@peanotbotter thank you for all of the laughs and the kind words! thank you for caring about me, i care about you too!! i hope we can play hots again or wow together soon!!! 
wow this got long but i love a bunch of people. there are more of you that i love and are very special to me and i apologize if i didnt get to you. i hope you all had a nice holiday, if you celebrated. thank you for believing in me
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naptis-lucis-caelum · 6 years
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HAPPY 420 (Noctis x Reader)
welllll it’s officially 420 and I’m stoned so might as well right? based on this photo of Noct, Iggy, and Prompto getting high as fuck floating around, posted by his-shining-tears, and the source says Twitter but the link just goes to the homepage. if anybody knows the original source, kindly send it to my inbox please! idk why it got fluffy in the end, but yall know me i’m a thirsty Noctis hoe and will do just about anything to write about him lmao. AANNNNDDD ENJOY 
p.s. I know they’re in a tent in the photo but wtv
Rating: SFW
Pairing(s): Noctis Lucis Caelum/Reader
Fandom: Final Fantasy XV
Warning(s): Drugs, swearing
Plot Summary: The guys invite you to celebrate the mystical stoner holiday of 4/20 with a little help from Gladio’s not-so-secret stash.
Words: 2,143
As soon as you finished your last lecture for the day, your phone began to vibrate violently in your pocket.
New Message from CHOCOBO BUTT HEAD:
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WRU????
“Oh, for the love of–” you hurriedly scrolled down in order to hide that extremely compromising photo of the Crown Prince and his Crownsguard. 
You lowered the brightness of your screen and scrolled back up again, pinching the screen and zooming on their faces. The only thing that gave Prompto’s current state of mind away was the redness in his eyes; Iggy was clearly stoned, with his eyes almost invisible; while Noct’s cheeky grin-and-thumbs-up combination made your heart flutter a little bit. Leaving the classroom, you replied,
omfg whose stash are u smoking?
CHOCOBO BUTT HEAD: irrelevant question
You knew for a fact that Ignis had grabbed Prompto’s phone to send that reply himself. 
CHOCOBO BUTT HEAD: u didnt answer the question
i just finished class
CHOCOBO BUTT HEAD: k cool were at the apartment
The sender’s disregard for mentioning whose apartment they were in specifically only meant that the person currently holding Prompto’s phone was none other than the owner of the apartment himself, Noctis.
...is that an invitation or
CHOCOBO BUTT HEAD: obvs
CHOCOBO BUTT HEAD: hurry
CHOCOBO BUTT HEAD: AND BRING FOOD
With two paper bags filled with chips, candy, and Ebony, you stepped off the elevator and entered the hallway. You could already smell the dank from there, hearing laughter faintly echoing the corridor. The noise gradually got louder as made your way to the apartment, confirming that they were indeed the laughter of your friends.
After a bit of struggling, you finally managed to ring the doorbell. Obvious shuffling from the other side of the door moved closer to you until a blondie opened the door.
“She’s here!” Prompto yelled out. He looked back at you and noticed the bags you were carrying, taking them off your hands and adding, “And she bought the food, guys!”
You closed the door behind you and followed Prompto into the living room. On the floor sat the other two who appeared in the photo; they were missing an additional person. You stared at each of their obviously stoned faces one by one, adding two and two together until it hit you.
“So,” you grinned, joining their circle and taking the space between Noctis and Ignis. “Does Gladio know you’re smoking his weed?”
Noct chuckled lazily, “Nope, but what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.”
Ignis passed you a freshly rolled joint and a lighter. “Spark it?” he offered with a sluggish smile.
“Why thank you, Iggy.”
You took the joint and placed the filter between your lips, leaning forward as Ignis sparked the lighter. You took a puff, then another, and one more until the burn looked even from your end. A deep exhale with a cloud of smoke escaped your lips, adding to the already low visibility of the room. Psychedelic rock music softly blasted from Noct’s speakers on the table as you passed it over to Prompto who was busy digging in.
He grabbed the joint and took a sip of water. “You guys know what,” he inhaled sharply. “I love eating.”
Prompto took another puff, holding it in for a couple seconds before releasing completely. He passed it to Iggy who just opened a can of Ebony. Careful, he took a quick sip from his fountain of youth and followed it with a deep inhale of his perfect roll.
“And I love Ebony.”
The Prince happily accepted Iggy’s joint offer, moving forward to grab it before leaning back on the couch. He stretched out his right leg and fixed his left knee up. 
Giggling, he took his first drag of the new joint. “And I love–” He turned to you for a second then quickly looked away, shaking his head. “Lucis!” he quickly finished, exhaling the smoke.
“You always get nationalistic when you’re high,” you pointed out, erupting in laughter with Prompto and Iggy. 
Noct joined in and ran a hand through his midnight hair, “It’s because I think the past Kings of Lucis try to speak to me when I’m stoned!”
The roaring got louder with his comment and the joint started another cycle. You took it from Noct and passed it on to Prompto who kept it between his thumb and index fingers. 
“Do you guys think the past Kings see us right now?” he asked.
“If they did,” Noct said. “I just wanna say sorry to my great-great-great-grandfather’s grandfather,” he finished off.
Next thing you knew, Noct was already handing the joint to you. Has it been that long already? Or did I space out? Wow, this is some pretty good shit.
Your eyes began to droop, but from the corner of your eye, you could see the Prince watching you take a hit. Unsure of whether it was the weed or just you, you started to become more conscious of your actions as you handed the half-joint over to the marksman. Prompto let it hang on the corner of his lips for a few moments, fixing the snacks you had bought on the table in the middle of your circle.
“... I’m fairly certain His Majesty’s done his fair share of rule breaking,” Ignis chimed in, snapping you back into reality.
Okay, you were transcending your current realm. 
You shook your head to look at the three men chatting away. You must’ve been quiet for a while now, considering the fact that you weren’t entirely sure what they were on about.
“King Regis toking? Fuck me, that’d make for one hell of a cover!” Noct exclaimed as he entered a fit of laughter. 
Slowly, Iggy exhaled once more and a cloud of smoke appeared above your heads. He tapped Noct’s arm and showed him the remaining of the joint, prompting him to calm down a little bit so he could take his hit.
“Your old man? A stoner?” Prompto reiterated with his thumb under his chin. “I could so picture it, dude!”
“And as it turns out, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,” Ignis teased.
“Get off my dick, Iggy,” Noct joked in response, making all of you laugh this time. “And stop trying to sneak vegetables in my food all the damn time. If you like them so much, just eat it yourself!” He puffed out and stretched his arm out to you. “You should roach this,” he suggested with a faint smile quirking up his lips. 
“Nah, go ahead,” you offered back. “You’re already holding it.”
“But you just got here!” he retorted, moving his arm up and down to add emphasis to the burning joint. “Those in favor, say I.”
“I!” Prompto and Iggy voted together, raising their right hands in support.
You shrugged, “If you insist.”
You roached what was left of the roll, then killed it on the ashtray on the table. The moment you leaned back on the couch, you felt a tap on your arm and saw Noctis doing the exact same thing he was doing just now.
“Wait, what the fuck?” you said out loud, looking over at the filter of the last joint on the ashtray, then back at the joint Noctis was holding. “Didn’t I just kill one?”
“Dude, that was ages ago,” Prompto answered you as his right hand dove inside a bag of chips.
“No way,” you replied in disbelief. 
On your left, Noct refrained himself from chuckling, in turn making Iggy chuckle too. The two of them looked at each other and, unable to control themselves, burst into a mixture of heavy wheezing and loud ha-has.
Your eyes switched from studying Noct and Iggy’s face, bouncing back and forth as you watched them either slap their thigh or clap their hands. The Prince favored the thigh slap more, while the Royal Advisor preferred to clap his leathered hands.
“Ah, you’re so fucking cute when you’re stoned,” Noct blurted out, turning his head to face your blush-mantled cheeks. 
You rolled your eyes in a response but you could feel the heat on your face rising. Mockingly, you grabbed the not-so-new joint from his fingers and inhaled. “I swear,” you held your breath. “I just roached the other one.”
“If you did, we wouldn’t be having this conversation, now would we?” Prompto fired back as he pulled his hand out to take the joint. 
You paused, “But we were having a totally different conversation before this.”
“Indeed,” Iggy nodded. “Prompto and I best be going.”
“Huh?” you responded. “I just got here, Iggy! Come on, stay a while longer?”
“Just got here?” a voice from below you asked.
You looked down and found Noct’s head resting on your lap, his glassy blue eyes looking straight into yours. Once you began to feel the physicality of your body, you found your right hand unconsciously combing through his hair. When did he lie down?
“Yeah, didn’t we just...?” You pointed over at the overflowing ashtray on the table, spotting the countless filters resting on top of each other. The food was completely devoured, and you realized you actually felt pretty full.
“Holy shit, how stoned are you?” Prompto taunted. “It’s almost midnight and I’m fuckin’ sleepy.”
“Again, you guys don’t have to go,” Noct said. “Just sleep here!”
Iggy and Prompto looked at each other, rolling their eyes at that comment he just made. You stared as the two of them conversed with their eyes, obviously making sure you wouldn’t get the hint. 
“Nah, I’d rather sleep on my own bed,” Prompto declined.
“I share the same sentiments,” Iggy nodded, moving his hand up to adjust his glasses. “By the way, Noct, I’m in no mood to drive so I’ll be leaving the Regalia in your hands.”
“Ha,” Noctis scoffed. “I’m a great driver!”
“I meant to say, ‘don’t fuck it up.’” Ignis bit back. “Goodnight, you two.”
"Later!” Prompto called out.
This left you and Noctis’ head on your thighs all alone. You awkwardly continued to play with the softness of his hair, pretending like this was a normal occurrence in your friendship. He attempted to do the same, lightly grazing the thumb on his right hand over your left knee. 
Finally, he cleared his throat and broke the silence. “I don’t... I don’t think you’re in the condition to drive,” he stated.
“I-I–”
Was he seriously asking you to sleep there?
“I think I’ll be fine,” you nodded.
“Please, I insist!” he maintained. “If anything terrible happened to you...” 
Noct’s voice trailed off but he kept his eyes locked on yours.
You took a deep breath, “Alright. Alright, yeah, sure.”
Okay, he gets it, you’re staying the night. Calm down.
“Cool!” he squeaked, getting up and patting the dust from his cargo pants away. “I’ll... I’ll get the couch ready. You can take my bed,” he generously presented.
“Noct,” you titled your head. “Please, I’ll take the couch. I don’t wanna displace you in your home.”
He scratched the back of his head and aired out a laugh, “It’s no big deal, really!”
Your heart began to beat faster as the seconds passed. Finally, you plucked up the courage and proposed,
“I don’t mind sharing the bed.”
His sea blue eyes grew wide for a moment before he quickly bobbed his head up and down in extreme concurrence. You entered the bedroom behind him, and even though you’ve been in there countless times before, being along with Noctis was pushing your mind into overdrive, your heart into arrest, and your primal want into a need. 
As you settled into bed with him, all cleaned up and still quite blazed, you snuggled up to his side and patted his arm in an upward motion. He looked down at you and grinned, lifting his arm up and allowing you to place your head on his shoulder. Tilting your body sideways, you closed your eyes and rested your hand on his chest. 
It was a relief to know that his heart was beating just as fast as yours.
“Happy 420,” he said randomly, causing you both to giggle.
“Happy 420, Noct.”
He planted what seemed like a long, overdue kiss on your forehead. Maybe the next time you smoke together, the two of you will finally be vocal about how you feel for each other.
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lovemesomesurveys · 3 years
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Do you own any Funko Pop! figurines? Yeah, I have an I Love Lucy one and a Baby Yoda one.
How many cats and dogs have you had as pets in your lifetime? I’ve had 4 dogs, 0 cats.
Can your mom and/or dad play any instruments, or how about anyone else in your family? No. My dad tried dabbling with the guitar at one point, but didn’t keep up with it.
Have you ever colored in an adult coloring book as a stress reliever? Yes, I have several coloring books. 
Can you crack crab legs without a tool? I don’t eat crab, so I’ve never tried.
How many light sources are in the room you’re in? My floor lamp is the main one, but you could count my TV and laptop as well.
What’s your favorite thing to put on bagels? Cream cheese.
Who’s your favorite director? Hmm.
Bats: cute or gross? Creepy.
What was the last really intense pain you felt? The chest pressure the other day from the panic attack I was having.
Would you rather vacation by a beach or a lake? Beach, please.
How would you feel about traveling abroad alone? I would be too afraid to go alone, honestly. Plus, I’d want to experience something like that with someone.
What is your father's middle name? I’m not sharing that.
Where did your last kiss take place? I think it was in his car. This was almost 10 years ago, so I’m not entirely sure anymore.
Which movie villain do you find the most terrifying? Michael Myers and Pennywise are pretty scary. Love ‘em, though. 
If you married your favorite celebrity what would your last name be?Skarsgard. Do you stick your tongue out often in pictures? I never do that.
Which one of your family members are you closest to? My mom and younger brother.
Would you rather have name brand shoes or name brand clothes? Shoes. Like my Adidas.
Are you a good liar? No.
Are you proud of your parents? Yes.
If you could get backstage tickets to ANY concert - which would you pick? Hmm.
Which is better: orange or grape soda? Not a fan of either one.
Was the last thing you ate hot or cold? The chips weren’t hot or cold, but the dip I had with them was cold.
Who was the last person in your house who isn’t family? It’s been a long time since we’ve had a non-family member over.
What color was the last swimsuit you wore? *shrug* I haven’t worn an actual swimsuit since I was a kid.
Can you remember the last song you listened to? No. I don’t listen to music much nowadays for some reason.
Have you ever been dumped really harshly? Yes.
Can you do a back flip, or anything else of that sort? Nope.
Do you have any exes you can’t stand anymore? No. I don’t even have any interaction with either of them anymore; it’s been years.
What happened to cause you to feel that way about them? --.
Are you more of a phone or a computer person? Computer.
Do you have a job, and if so, where do you work? No.
If not, do you want one? Not at this time.
Do any medical afflictions run in your family? Diabetes and cancer.
What’s your favorite Mexican dish? Chicken quesadillas and burritos with beans, rice, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, and cilantro.
Have you ever been to a professional sports game? Yes.
Have you ever ordered a specially made cake from a cake shop? Yeah, many times.
What months were you and your siblings born in? July, February, and November.
What did you have for dinner last night? My left over pizza from lunch. It was so good.
Have you ever had sex in/on a vehicle? No.
Do you do anything to groom your eyebrows? I keep it unibrow free, but that’s about it.
Has your town ever flooded? No, thankfully.
Have you ever played at the McDonald’s play place? Yeah. Ew, can’t believe that was such a popular thing cause when you realize how disgusting those actually were... yikes.
Have you ever taken a picture of snow? Yeah.
Do you cry easily? Nowadays I definitely do. I feel like I’m always crying.
Are you happy with where you live? My family and I want to move.
Do people ever mistake you for being a different race? It has happened.
Do you hate the last person you kissed? No.
What genre is your favorite movie? Horror, psychological thriller, drama, superhero, romcoms, scifi, adventure, fantasy... I like variety. 
Who was the last person you were in a car with? My mom.
Do you like the picture on your license/I.D. card? No.
When was the last time somebody hit on you? I have no idea. It’s been a very long time.
Was the last person you met a male or female? I haven’t met anyone new in quite awhile.
What brand is your underwear? I don’t remember.
What’s your favorite Thanksgiving food? I love the turkey, mashed potatoes with gravy, stuffing, rolls, and my brother’s homemade baked mac and cheese. Ooh, and the appetizers, too.
Do you have a TV in your room? I do.
Are any of your electronics charging right now? My laptop is constantly plugged in, so yes That’s it as of now.
What was the last video game you played? Animal Crossing.
What’s the biggest promise someone’s ever made to you? Did they keep it? Hmm.
Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google is the only acceptable answer.
What was the last song you had on repeat? I don’t typically play songs on repeat.
Who is your favorite person to watch on YouTube? Oh, I have several.
How many college degrees do you want? I have one and that’s not even being used, I don’t need more. I have no idea what else I would even do. I also have ZERO desire to go back to school.
Can you wink? Yeah.
Do you own any jerseys? Nope.
Have you ever tried to snort Pixie Stix as a child, or even an adult? No. 
Do you like going to baby showers? Do you go only for the cake? They can be fun.
Has there ever been a time in your life, you felt sexually undecided? No.
Do you think tattoos and piercings are sexy on the opposite sex? I wouldn’t say that, but I don’t care if someone has some. Although, I’m sorry but I do not like face tattoos at all.
Do people ever ask you to do things they’re too short to accomplish? No, I wouldn’t be of any help either.
What color are the headphones you have at this moment in time? Yellow.
Ever choked severely on something during lunch at your school? Yes, actuallly. I remember getting a Dorito stuck in my throat in elementary school. 
Do you eat more vegetables or fruits? What’s your favorite fruit/veggie? Vegetables.
What would you say is the color of your favorite bra? I prefer black ones.
Is anyone in your family a firefighter? Who is it anyway? No.
What do you usually buy when you go to the dollar store? Snacks or decorations.
Ever peed in the pool? Be honest! Nooo.
When you’re older, what kind of house do you want to live in? A house near the beach is the dream.
Where do you want to get married? I don’t want to get married.
Do you plan on having both your parents at your wedding? Of course I would, but like I said I don’t plan on getting married.
What is your favorite childhood TV show? Think 90s Nickelodeon and Disney and there ya go. Oh, and I was obsessed with Barney when I was really little.
Honestly, do you like school? I liked some of it.
Last thing that made you cry? I don’t want to get into it.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now? Nah.
Last person you took a walk with? My mom. We attempted to get into this routine a couple months ago where we’d take a short walk in the morning a couple times at least a week and go to the Denny’s nearby for breakfast, but I think we ended up going only like 3 times? haha. 
Have you ever liked someone who didn’t like you back? Yes.
Who was the last person to actually pick you up in the air? My mom.
Does any part of your body hurt? Of course.
If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a regret what would you do? The money is very tempting, but changing one of my regrets would vastly improve my situation now and I gotta say that sounds even better right now.
Can you keep a secret? Yes.
Your favorite romantic movie? I have several. I’m a sucker for the romcoms.
How do you feel about Valentine’s Day? Just another day for me. I’ve never experienced it with a significant other.
Who was the last person you took a picture with? My brother.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? No.
Do you celebrate 420? Nope.
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? No.
How do you eat Oreos? I twist ‘em and like to dip them in coffee or warm milk (vanilla almond milk to be exact).
Do you wear your shoes in the house? No.
Ever been to Georgia? I have, actually.
Do you get your hair cut every month? No.
Current relationship in detail. I’m single.
If you were kicked out of your house, who would you call/go to? My aunt.
List things you spend money on in an average week. Food and food delivery. 
Rate each of your sexual partners (if any) from 1-10. I’m a virgin.
Post the last FB group/page that you joined. It’s a group for a Bibe study.
Would you parents be mad if you were in a relationship? No? I’m 32 years old.
Think of the last person you had sex with. Do you think they’ve slept with anyone else since they last slept with you? --
Is there someone that you believe you will always be attached to? My loved ones. What board games are you good at? *shrug* I just love board games.
Is there a sport/hobby you keep thinking about taking up, but that you’ve never quite gotten around to starting? Not that I can think of at the moment.
Do you think pranks like egging/toilet-papering someone's house are funny or immature? Immature and stupid. And just a shitty thing to do.
Do you think “sleeve tattoos” are a good idea? Not my thing, but I don’t care if other people want to do it.
Do you ever actually read the “Terms and Services” when you sign up for websites and such? No. :X
If you have a handheld games console (a DS or GameBoy, for example), how often do you use it? I have a Switch, but I haven’t used it since earlier this year.
Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, what do you say? I wouldn’t even answer to be honest.
If your best friend was kicked out, would your parents let him/her live with you? My best friend is my mom, whom I live with.
Are you afraid of falling in love? Yes. Didn’t go well the couple times I did.
Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now? No.
Have you ever kissed someone & wished yu didn’t? No.
Did you get kissed last night? Nope. It’s been several years since I’ve last kissed someone.
Do you enjoy going through a carwash? Not especially. When I was a kid I was actually scared of them. They still creep me out, honestly.
How did you get most of your scars? Surgeries.
Ever had to take an inkblot test? No.
Have you ever been in trouble for something you honestly didn’t do? Hmm, I don’t think so.
Have you ever seriously slapped someone in anger? No. I’ve never slapped or hit anyone.
What/who woke you up this morning? I haven’t gone to sleep, yet.
Who was the last person to be in your bedroom besides you? My brother.
What’s one of your locked text messages? I don’t have any. Does the iPhone even do that?
Have you ever finished a game of Monopoly? I think so. 
Is there anyone you know who’s in any way paralyzed? Yes, me.
The truth all comes out when someone is drunk, true? It can.
When was the last time you felt disappointed in yourself? I’ve been feeling that way the past few years. Just continuous disappointment.
How about feeling disappointed in someone else? A couple days ago.
For you, do you commonly feel more jealousy or envy? Envy.
Do you rely on the heads/tails flipping of a coin sometimes for decisions? No.
Do you have any specific chores you do around the house? I haven’t been much help the past few years. Especially not now.
For you, does comfort or fashion come first in dressing? Comfort, hands down. That doesn’t mean it can’t be cute, though. Like, I love my oversized graphic tees. They’re cute/cool and comfy. 
Have you had two friends that absolutely hated each other? No.
Do you like Laffy Taffy? I liked the banana ones. I couldn’t tell ya the last time I had one, though.
Do you prefer electric or manual pencil sharpeners? The little manual ones I have are fine.
Are your biceps at all noticeable? I have no muscle anymore. I used to. My arms are stick thin now. 
Have you ever seen a walrus? Yeah.
Did you ever have one of those Easy Bake ovens as a kid? I did.
Does your bathroom have a theme to it? No.
From inside of your house, how many doors lead outside? Three.
Are there a lot of trees in your yard? No, just one.
Have you ever liked someone that treated you like crap? Yes.
Have a best friend? Yes.
Does it bother you when your best friend does stuff without you? Only when she goes on a vacation without me haha. That’s just my envy and bitterness about not being able to do much right now due to health reasons. She absolutely deserves to go and I of course want her to go.  She goes like less than a handful of times, if that, so it’s not even much. I wish she could take more trips for herself. The past 3 years one of those trips was one she went on with her sisters and she’s planning another this year, but isn’t sure if she’ll be able to because I’ve needed more help these past few months due to health reasons and some things only she can help me with because she knows how and I only feel comfortable with her doing. I feel really bad because I don’t want her to have to cancel, she’s really been looking forward to it and I know it’s something she needs for her own wellbeing because she’s been stressed and spread thin having to deal with a lot of things.
Is there a secret you’ve never told your parents? Yes.
Does anyone hate you? Possibly.
What’s the one thing you regret more than anything? Not taking better care of myself.
Do you remember important dates? I’m pretty good about that usually, but I like to use the reminder or calendar app on my phone as well sometimes.
What’s some lyrics from a song that means a lot to you? There’s a lot.
Who gives the best advice? My mom.
Who do you usually see in your dreams? :) My dreams are so random.
What type of cake did you last eat? White cake with buttercream frosting.
How many of your friends are gay or bisexual? I don’t have any friends.
What’s your favorite type of sandwich? Turkey or bologna with cheese, mayo, mustard, and oil. I like to buy this sandwich oil that’s just olive oil with a few seasonings in it like oregano and basil. Oh, and I like to add spinach as well sometimes.
When was the last time someone asked you out? Did you accept or decline? It’s been years. I accepted.
Do you like The Offspring? I liked a couple songs.
One pillow or two? Two.
Do you like Mad Libs? Yeah.
Where do your grandparents live? Arizona.
What is your pet’s name? Princess Leia.
Have you ever been to Canada? No, but I'd love to visit. < Same! <<< Me, tooooo.
Aren’t babies overrated? lol aww I wouldn’t say that.
Have a built-in pool in your backyard? No.
Ever won yourself a stuffed animal? No.
Ever had someone else win you a stuffed animal? My cousin did once from one of those claw machines, shockingly. I feel like no ever wins those. My dad won the stuffed animal giraffe for me from an amusement park that started my collection several years ago.
Ever been to a circus? Yes, once when I was a kid. 
Ever shot animals? No.
Do you consider yourself intelligent? No.
Have you ever run away from home? No.
Do you put family first, friends, relationships, school, or something else? Family.
What’s something you worked extremely hard to get? Hm.
Are you satisfied with your body image? No. I’m very self-conscious about it.
Have you ever been labeled negatively or otherwise been called something extremely derogatory? Not to my face.
Have you ever seriously taken advantage of someone or been taken advantage of? I’ve been taken advantage of in the past.
Have you ever been seriously ill? Yes.
Have you ever befriended a former enemy? I’ve never had any enemies. If you’re not religious, would you ever pray as a last resort? If you are religious, do you often pray for other people? I did sometimes in the past before my relationship with God began a few years ago.
Have you ever dated someone, then after you dated they came out of the closet or switched (for lack of a better word) sexual orientation? No.
Has a boy/girl ever walked a ridiculous distance just to see you? How about vice versa? No.
When was the last time you felt really uncomfortable? Now because it’s so hotttt D:
Is there anything that your mom is really known for as to how she is as a person? Everyone loves and wants to befriend my mom. She’s funny and sarcastic and people just think she’s cool and fun to be around.
Who have you been talking to the most today? It’s 4:30AM, I haven’t talked to anyone so far.
Are you nosy? I can be sometimes lol. 
What’s the meanest thing you have done to a friend? Push them away. :/
If your ex called you crying, what would it most likely be about? I have absolutely no idea why they would be crying or why they’d be calling me. It’s been almost 5 years since we’ve seen or talked, so that would be completely out of the blue.
Who was the best kisser out of all the people you have kissed? Joseph.
Have you ever been told that you have an annoying laugh? No.
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I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO WAKE UP INSIDE! I CAN'T WAKE UP SEND HELP!
Bee movie script KIDOUYUUTO SEP 16TH, 2013 71,831 NEVERrawdownloadreport58.50 KB1. Bee Movie Script
2.  
3.   
4.   
5. According to all known laws
6. of aviation,
7.  
8.   
9. there is no way a bee
10. should be able to fly.
11.  
12.   
13. Its wings are too small to get
14. its fat little body off the ground.
15.  
16.   
17. The bee, of course, flies anyway
18.  
19.   
20. because bees don't care
21. what humans think is impossible.
22.  
23.   
24. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
25. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
26.  
27.   
28. Ooh, black and yellow!
29. Let's shake it up a little.
30.  
31.   
32. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
33.  
34.   
35. Ooming!
36.  
37.   
38. Hang on a second.
39.  
40.   
41. Hello?
42.  
43.   
44. - Barry?
45. - Adam?
46.  
47.   
48. - Oan you believe this is happening?
49. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
50.  
51.   
52. Looking sharp.
53.  
54.   
55. Use the stairs. Your father
56. paid good money for those.
57.  
58.   
59. Sorry. I'm excited.
60.  
61.   
62. Here's the graduate.
63. We're very proud of you, son.
64.  
65.   
66. A perfect report card, all B's.
67.  
68.   
69. Very proud.
70.  
71.   
72. Ma! I got a thing going here.
73.  
74.   
75. - You got lint on your fuzz.
76. - Ow! That's me!
77.  
78.   
79. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
80. - Bye!
81.  
82.   
83. Barry, I told you,
84. stop flying in the house!
85.  
86.   
87. - Hey, Adam.
88. - Hey, Barry.
89.  
90.   
91. - Is that fuzz gel?
92. - A little. Special day, graduation.
93.  
94.   
95. Never thought I'd make it.
96.  
97.   
98. Three days grade school,
99. three days high school.
100.  
101.   
102. Those were awkward.
103.  
104.   
105. Three days college. I'm glad I took
106. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
107.  
108.   
109. You did come back different.
110.  
111.   
112. - Hi, Barry.
113. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
114.  
115.   
116. - Hear about Frankie?
117. - Yeah.
118.  
119.   
120. - You going to the funeral?
121. - No, I'm not going.
122.  
123.   
124. Everybody knows,
125. sting someone, you die.
126.  
127.   
128. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
129. Such a hothead.
130.  
131.   
132. I guess he could have
133. just gotten out of the way.
134.  
135.   
136. I love this incorporating
137. an amusement park into our day.
138.  
139.   
140. That's why we don't need vacations.
141.  
142.   
143. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
144. under the circumstances.
145.  
146.   
147. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
148. - We are!
149.  
150.   
151. - Bee-men.
152. - Amen!
153.  
154.   
155. Hallelujah!
156.  
157.   
158. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
159.  
160.   
161. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
162.  
163.   
164. Welcome, New Hive Oity
165. graduating class of...
166.  
167.   
168. ...9:15.
169.  
170.   
171. That concludes our ceremonies.
172.  
173.   
174. And begins your career
175. at Honex Industries!
176.  
177.   
178. Will we pick ourjob today?
179.  
180.   
181. I heard it's just orientation.
182.  
183.   
184. Heads up! Here we go.
185.  
186.   
187. Keep your hands and antennas
188. inside the tram at all times.
189.  
190.   
191. - Wonder what it'll be like?
192. - A little scary.
193.  
194.   
195. Welcome to Honex,
196. a division of Honesco
197.  
198.   
199. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
200.  
201.   
202. This is it!
203.  
204.   
205. Wow.
206.  
207.   
208. Wow.
209.  
210.   
211. We know that you, as a bee,
212. have worked your whole life
213.  
214.   
215. to get to the point where you
216. can work for your whole life.
217.  
218.   
219. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
220. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
221.  
222.   
223. Our top-secret formula
224.  
225.   
226. is automatically color-corrected,
227. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
228.  
229.   
230. into this soothing sweet syrup
231.  
232.   
233. with its distinctive
234. golden glow you know as...
235.  
236.   
237. Honey!
238.  
239.   
240. - That girl was hot.
241. - She's my cousin!
242.  
243.   
244. - She is?
245. - Yes, we're all cousins.
246.  
247.   
248. - Right. You're right.
249. - At Honex, we constantly strive
250.  
251.   
252. to improve every aspect
253. of bee existence.
254.  
255.   
256. These bees are stress-testing
257. a new helmet technology.
258.  
259.   
260. - What do you think he makes?
261. - Not enough.
262.  
263.   
264. Here we have our latest advancement,
265. the Krelman.
266.  
267.   
268. - What does that do?
269. - Oatches that little strand of honey
270.  
271.   
272. that hangs after you pour it.
273. Saves us millions.
274.  
275.   
276. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
277.  
278.   
279. Of course. Most bee jobs are
280. small ones. But bees know
281.  
282.   
283. that every small job,
284. if it's done well, means a lot.
285.  
286.   
287. But choose carefully
288.  
289.   
290. because you'll stay in the job
291. you pick for the rest of your life.
292.  
293.   
294. The same job the rest of your life?
295. I didn't know that.
296.  
297.   
298. What's the difference?
299.  
300.   
301. You'll be happy to know that bees,
302. as a species, haven't had one day off
303.  
304.   
305. in 27 million years.
306.  
307.   
308. So you'll just work us to death?
309.  
310.   
311. We'll sure try.
312.  
313.   
314. Wow! That blew my mind!
315.  
316.   
317. "What's the difference?"
318. How can you say that?
319.  
320.   
321. One job forever?
322. That's an insane choice to have to make.
323.  
324.   
325. I'm relieved. Now we only have
326. to make one decision in life.
327.  
328.   
329. But, Adam, how could they
330. never have told us that?
331.  
332.   
333. Why would you question anything?
334. We're bees.
335.  
336.   
337. We're the most perfectly
338. functioning society on Earth.
339.  
340.   
341. You ever think maybe things
342. work a little too well here?
343.  
344.   
345. Like what? Give me one example.
346.  
347.   
348. I don't know. But you know
349. what I'm talking about.
350.  
351.   
352. Please clear the gate.
353. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
354.  
355.   
356. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
357.  
358.   
359. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
360. - Wow.
361.  
362.   
363. I've never seen them this close.
364.  
365.   
366. They know what it's like
367. outside the hive.
368.  
369.   
370. Yeah, but some don't come back.
371.  
372.   
373. - Hey, Jocks!
374. - Hi, Jocks!
375.  
376.   
377. You guys did great!
378.  
379.   
380. You're monsters!
381. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
382.  
383.   
384. - I wonder where they were.
385. - I don't know.
386.  
387.   
388. Their day's not planned.
389.  
390.   
391. Outside the hive, flying who knows
392. where, doing who knows what.
393.  
394.   
395. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
396. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
397.  
398.   
399. Right.
400.  
401.   
402. Look. That's more pollen
403. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
404.  
405.   
406. It's just a status symbol.
407. Bees make too much of it.
408.  
409.   
410. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
411. and the ladies see you wearing it.
412.  
413.   
414. Those ladies?
415. Aren't they our cousins too?
416.  
417.   
418. Distant. Distant.
419.  
420.   
421. Look at these two.
422.  
423.   
424. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
425. - Let's have fun with them.
426.  
427.   
428. It must be dangerous
429. being a Pollen Jock.
430.  
431.   
432. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
433. against a mushroom!
434.  
435.   
436. He had a paw on my throat,
437. and with the other, he was slapping me!
438.  
439.   
440. - Oh, my!
441. - I never thought I'd knock him out.
442.  
443.   
444. What were you doing during this?
445.  
446.   
447. Trying to alert the authorities.
448.  
449.   
450. I can autograph that.
451.  
452.   
453. A little gusty out there today,
454. wasn't it, comrades?
455.  
456.   
457. Yeah. Gusty.
458.  
459.   
460. We're hitting a sunflower patch
461. six miles from here tomorrow.
462.  
463.   
464. - Six miles, huh?
465. - Barry!
466.  
467.   
468. A puddle jump for us,
469. but maybe you're not up for it.
470.  
471.   
472. - Maybe I am.
473. - You are not!
474.  
475.   
476. We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
477.  
478.   
479. What do you think, buzzy-boy?
480. Are you bee enough?
481.  
482.   
483. I might be. It all depends
484. on what 0900 means.
485.  
486.   
487. Hey, Honex!
488.  
489.   
490. Dad, you surprised me.
491.  
492.   
493. You decide what you're interested in?
494.  
495.   
496. - Well, there's a lot of choices.
497. - But you only get one.
498.  
499.   
500. Do you ever get bored
501. doing the same job every day?
502.  
503.   
504. Son, let me tell you about stirring.
505.  
506.   
507. You grab that stick, and you just
508. move it around, and you stir it around.
509.  
510.   
511. You get yourself into a rhythm.
512. It's a beautiful thing.
513.  
514.   
515. You know, Dad,
516. the more I think about it,
517.  
518.   
519. maybe the honey field
520. just isn't right for me.
521.  
522.   
523. You were thinking of what,
524. making balloon animals?
525.  
526.   
527. That's a bad job
528. for a guy with a stinger.
529.  
530.   
531. Janet, your son's not sure
532. he wants to go into honey!
533.  
534.   
535. - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
536. - I'm not trying to be funny.
537.  
538.   
539. You're not funny! You're going
540. into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
541.  
542.   
543. - You're gonna be a stirrer?
544. - No one's listening to me!
545.  
546.   
547. Wait till you see the sticks I have.
548.  
549.   
550. I could say anything right now.
551. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
552.  
553.   
554. Let's open some honey and celebrate!
555.  
556.   
557. Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
558. Shave my antennae.
559.  
560.   
561. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
562. a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
563.  
564.   
565. I'm so proud.
566.  
567.   
568. - We're starting work today!
569. - Today's the day.
570.  
571.   
572. Oome on! All the good jobs
573. will be gone.
574.  
575.   
576. Yeah, right.
577.  
578.   
579. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
580. stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
581.  
582.   
583. - Is it still available?
584. - Hang on. Two left!
585.  
586.   
587. One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
588. Step to the side.
589.  
590.   
591. - What'd you get?
592. - Picking crud out. Stellar!
593.  
594.   
595. Wow!
596.  
597.   
598. Oouple of newbies?
599.  
600.   
601. Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
602.  
603.   
604. Make your choice.
605.  
606.   
607. - You want to go first?
608. - No, you go.
609.  
610.   
611. Oh, my. What's available?
612.  
613.   
614. Restroom attendant's open,
615. not for the reason you think.
616.  
617.   
618. - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
619. - Sure, you're on.
620.  
621.   
622. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
623.  
624.   
625. Wax monkey's always open.
626.  
627.   
628. The Krelman opened up again.
629.  
630.   
631. What happened?
632.  
633.   
634. A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
635. He's dead. Another dead one.
636.  
637.   
638. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
639.  
640.   
641. Dead from the neck up.
642. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
643.  
644.   
645. Oh, this is so hard!
646.  
647.   
648. Heating, cooling,
649. stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
650.  
651.   
652. humming, inspector number seven,
653. lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
654.  
655.   
656. mite wrangler. Barry, what
657. do you think I should... Barry?
658.  
659.   
660. Barry!
661.  
662.   
663. All right, we've got the sunflower patch
664. in quadrant nine...
665.  
666.   
667. What happened to you?
668. Where are you?
669.  
670.   
671. - I'm going out.
672. - Out? Out where?
673.  
674.   
675. - Out there.
676. - Oh, no!
677.  
678.   
679. I have to, before I go
680. to work for the rest of my life.
681.  
682.   
683. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
684.  
685.   
686. Another call coming in.
687.  
688.   
689. If anyone's feeling brave,
690. there's a Korean deli on 83rd
691.  
692.   
693. that gets their roses today.
694.  
695.   
696. Hey, guys.
697.  
698.   
699. - Look at that.
700. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
701.  
702.   
703. Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
704.  
705.   
706. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
707.  
708.   
709. Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
710.  
711.   
712. Sign here, here. Just initial that.
713.  
714.   
715. - Thank you.
716. - OK.
717.  
718.   
719. You got a rain advisory today,
720.  
721.   
722. and as you all know,
723. bees cannot fly in rain.
724.  
725.   
726. So be careful. As always,
727. watch your brooms,
728.  
729.   
730. hockey sticks, dogs,
731. birds, bears and bats.
732.  
733.   
734. Also, I got a couple of reports
735. of root beer being poured on us.
736.  
737.   
738. Murphy's in a home because of it,
739. babbling like a cicada!
740.  
741.   
742. - That's awful.
743. - And a reminder for you rookies,
744.  
745.  
746. 

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WOW I’M FINALLY DOING THESE CHARACTER ASKS I NEVER ANSWERED SORRY
this is literally so long RIP me
33. Do they own any objects of significant personal importance?
rooney - “So...this is going to sound bad, but during my childhood, I spent my summers in France, and whenever we’d take trips to Paris I had this habit of stealing little knick-knacks from different shops...often little tourist-y things, kind of just a challenge for myself to see if I’d get away with it. I always did, and I kept it up throughout my teen years. I know, it’s bad. I lost most of the stuff, but I still have a lot of it and they’re all special to me even though I got them by very immoral means...gimme a break, I was a kid! Oh, and I also really treasure my grand-mere’s family recipes. And my tea garden, of course.”
gianni - “Truthfully, I don’t tend to value material things...I try to minimize my attachment to personal belongings so that I’d be able to get up and go anywhere with a moment’s notice if I wanted to. That being said, however, I do have quite a hefty collection of books that I’d probably miss if they were to perish in some disaster. I also have an incredibly unorganized collection of personal writings that I’d hate to part with...even though I can’t even begin to sort through them all in the first place.”
santi - “letters...a bong shaped like an elephant...but most of the important things stay in my head.”
39. Tell us about one of the times they got injured?
rooney - “When I was five I climbed an apple tree and fell about 10 feet and landed right on my back. It knocked the wind out of me and then an apple fell on my head and I had a bump on my forehead for a month, much to Audrey’s amusement. I’ve also suffered a lot of twisted ankles due to clumsiness.”
gianni - “I used to do a lot of sports in my youth, so injuries were like second nature to me...I must’ve broken every extremity at least once. They probably never healed right, either, because I was never one for resting.”
santi - “just one? well...i got into a pretty bad car accident once. no wait, okay okay, how about the time i wiped out so bad at the skate park that i broke my toe and the bone was literally sticking out? that was pretty good. or the time i broke my...nah nevermind, no one wants to hear about that. just take my word of advice: be careful in the cowgirl position, folks”
58. Do they ever have nightmares? If so, what about?
rooney - “I used to have a recurring nightmare where I’d be in a car that was driving except there was no driver. Every time I’d panic and take the wheel, except I didn’t know how to drive...I don’t remember anything past that, just that every time it happened, I woke up with my heart racing. I probably stopped having those dreams when I actually learned to drive, haha!”
gianni - “I periodically have dreams where I’m sucked into the couch into an alternate dimension. Some of them have turned into nightmares, but most are just bizarre.”
santi - “ha.”
(lmfao this b*tch)
65. If they knew they were going to die, what would they do/say?
rooney - “Probably just...‘I love you.’ No matter who I’d be saying it to...I’d just like to think the last words that leave my lips would be full of love. Unless, of course, I was brutally murdered by some serial killer. Then it’d probably be ‘Vete a la verga culero.’”
gianni - “’It’s all happening.’”
santi - “‘hey...wanna see a dead body?’”
32. Pet peeves?
FIRST OF ALL I’M SO GLAD YOU SENT THIS FOR BB FIONA OMG ;__; I CRY
anyway fiona’s pet peeves are line cutters, bad liars, commercials, when someone uses up all the peanut butter and forgets to throw the jar away, when people sugarcoat things or skirt around the truth, and when people call her fifi. do not ever call her fifi.
57. What D&D alignment are they?
OOOOOH FUCK YEAH fiona would be...honestly i think she’d be lawful evil lmao. or chaotic neutral. somewhere in between the two.
60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?
fart jokes 100%. 
4. What is their most embarrassing memory?
santi - getting caught streaking in boarding school and sub-sequentially losing a bet to drako. or spilling coffee beans all over himself in an attempt to impress a cute waitress at the bakery he worked at 🙃
gianni - when he first met rooney’s parents he had just begun learning spanish and tried to say he was embarrassed for spilling a drink on himself in all his nerves but accidentally used the word “embarazada”, thinking it meant embarrassed. so instead of saying “estoy muy avergonzado” (i am very embarrassed) he said “estoy muy embarazada” (i am very pregnant.) rooney’s dad had a good laugh out of that one.
rooney - most of rooney’s embarrassing moments are borne from her clumsiness. one time in middle school she tripped over thin air in front of her crush and rolled all the way down a hill and got a black eye from hitting her face on a rock at the bottom. she’s beauty she’s grace
lou - lou is one of those people who refuses to be embarrassed because she hates showing weakness. so if something embarrassing happens to her she’ll shrug and brush it off even if she’s secretly dying inside. often she’s always one step ahead, so if anything, she’ll be the one to catch you in the act and embarrass you.
7. Which of their relationships have impacted them most positively?
rooney - i think it goes without saying, gianni. audrey and her parents, and maisie and mars as well because she's learning the ropes of parenting through the way audrey interacts with them. her bffs 5ever, eli and cosmic <3 also idiot boy santi because in a way she is a lot like him, though not as lost. they help each other out when they’re in similar mindsets.
gianni - rooney of course, his parents, his bb boy santi ;-; all of his old dorm mates at boarding school, and his little one on the way (same goes for rooney)
santi - gianni, rooney, avey, his family even though he would fake his death in order to avoid them, his old dorm mates, eli and yes-- even miyu, lion-hearted girl, la pelirrojita, and.............fiona, above all. ;_____;
lou - fiona, her mother, audrey (and the rest of the wallace fam, but especially audrey because she works at the bakery with her), and.........orejudo.
20. Fears?
LMFOADSKGJKD 420 PLS I H8 U...i already did 4 so u just get 20 SORRY
santi has...a lot of fears. lmao. in fact, they kind of dictate everything he does, in case you couldn’t tell by his debilitating anxiety. rejection, failure, loneliness, disappointing his loved ones, confirmation that he really is as terrible a person as he thinks he is...and hurting the people he loves. that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
8. What’s the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten?
rooney - one time her grandmother made her eat tripe. never again. she also used to eat bugs for money and candy when she was a kid.
gianni - he’ll try literally anything at least once, so he’s eaten a lot of weird shit. one time drako dared him to eat haggis. no ragrets
9. Describe the way that they sleep.
rooney - constant cuddler. she attaches herself to gianni’s body and makes it impossible for him to turn in the middle of the night. it’s okay, he doesn’t mind.
gianni - he spreads out and takes up the entire bed and somehow messes up the sheets and the covers in the process. rooney doesn’t need that much space when she’s constantly spooning him anyway tho
10. What is their favorite food/kind of food?
rooney loooooves egyptian food and middle eastern food. she always looked forward to taking trips to morocco when she lived in spain because they had the best food. she also has a weakness for lebanese cookies. and gianni is a big fan of indian food...but his mama’s lasagna has always been his favorite ;-;
19. Are they right or left handed?
both rooney and gianni are right handed! but gianni is trying to teach himself to be ambidextrous...emphasis on trying.
21. Favorite kind of weather?
rooney - sunny, blustery days where you can hear the trees whispering.
gianni - he loves the scorching heat of summer like nothing else.
30. Sunrise or sunset?
rooney - sunset
gianni - sunrise (he’s weird)
31. Are they more messy or more organized?
both rooney and gianni are messy people...that’s why their house is so cluttered. RIP
45. Do they believe in ghosts?
rooney and gianni both believe in supernatural things. rooney’s a lot more into it and will believe superstitions whereas gianni is a bit more practical, although he also accepts that there won’t be answers for everything and some phenomenons are just unexplainable. 
51. How do they usually celebrate their birthday?
rooney usually throws a star wars party because her birthday is may 4th. it’s usually her, gianni and santi, but also sometimes eli, miyu and audrey as well. last year they marathonned the OT and played a star wars drinking game (take a shot every time luke whines lmao)
gianni takes his bbys on a camping trip every year for his birthday, as you saw last year hehe
86. Do they like sweet foods?
rooney definitely has a sweet tooth. but she has a unique taste in desserts and likes to try new things, especially from different cultures. and if it’s too sweet, she won’t like it. gianni doesn’t really, but he does make an exception every time he visits the wallace’s bakery.
24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?
santi definitely prefers hot to cold. he tries to preserve summer for as long as he can. it makes him feel like a phoenix starting anew.
36. Least favorite smell?
santi’s least favorite smell is probably the weird smell your pee gets after you eat a lot of asparagus. also artificial candle smells that are so sweet they’re gagworthy.
64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?
he kind of gets grossed out because it reminds him of that scene in matilda where the fat kid eats the entire chocolate cake. but then he’d probably eat it anyway because hey it’s cake!
28. Are they happy where they are currently?
santi - NO lmao. well...it fluctuates. it was good for a while...now he’s stuck again.
lou - she wants to be happy but she won’t let herself be because she feels an impending sense of letdown. she always gets let down.
29. Are they a morning person?
santi - hell fckin no lmao
lou - not if she can help it. both she and fiona hate waking up in the morning to get fi ready for school. but they suffer for the sake of education
30. Sunrise or sunset?
santi- sunset, always sunset (i think i answered that before but whatev)
lou - sunrise. she’s only seen one once in her life, so it’s a pretty special time to her. but referring to the last question, she’s not a morning person, so...
31. Are they more messy or more organized?
santi is messy as fuck. but we knew that. lou tries to stay as organized as possible, but sometimes she just gets overwhelmed and lives in the mess for a little while.
32. Pet peeves?
santi - when you only get like one wonton in your wonton soup, remembering something specific that’s just on the tip of your tongue but never quite getting it, that level of drunk/high where you start to feel yourself coming down and you realize just how lackluster everything is again.
lou - talking in circles, bullshit, repeating herself, family feud episodes that don’t feature steve harvey as the host, dirty dishes and bad reception.
33. Do they own any objects of significant personal importance?
already answered this for santi aheh
but lou treasures the few baby pictures she has of fiona because she wasn’t able to afford a camera or even a nice phone at the time. ;-;
34. Least favorite food?
santi - lobster. he fucking hates lobster. also those cheap chocolates with the cherry inside, blech. also not a fan of mushrooms.
lou - PEEPS. she ate too many one easter as a kid and now she gags at the sight of them. oh and tomatoes.
35. Least favorite color?
santi - grey, but not silver. he likes silver.
lou - chartreuse. and most shades of green. she only likes one very specific shade of blue-toned green.
36. Least favorite smell?
already did this for santi ohoho
as for lou, she can’t stand the smell of bacon. it’s too overpowering. it’s fine at first but then it gets to be too much, and she doesn’t even care for bacon anyway. also that garbage smell the periodically wafts through the air in the city, especially when you’re driving through new jersey lmao
37. When was the last time they cried?
santi? who tf knows. he’s always crying. he’s probably crying as we speak. lou, though...she hates crying. it makes her feel vulnerable. if she cries in front of you, it’s the real deal. especially if u make her cry...then wow. ur a monster
38. Were they with anybody the last time they cried?
U ALREADY KNOW THIS ABOUT SANTI. but lou...probably not. she’s kind of a loner, especially when showing that side of herself :{
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PETER CROUCH: FA’s decision to fine Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp is a victory for killjoys 
Peter Crouch is a columnist for Sportsmail
[19459108] How could they sue him? I asked myself that question when I heard Jurgen Klopp received a call from the FA.
I had seen the derby of Merseyside and, since I always have to stay in the camp of Liverpool, I loved what I saw in the last minute.
De Klopp started tearing on the field to jump on Alisson Becker, my first reaction was to burst with laughter.
Spontaneity is one of the many things I like about football. I played in enough derby's to know what to bet.
We beat Everton 3-1 at home and away in my first season in Liverpool and the sound at Anfield was unreal, so it was always uneasy when Divock Origi beat the winner.
Klopp became entangled in the moment, but was that a big deal? I appreciate why Evertonians thought it terrible to see it. To be honest, if I were in the position of Marco Silva, I would have mourned if I had seen the opposition leader gallop that way.
Silva deserves credit for the remaining calm both after the game and in the following days. You saw with Neil Warnock and Nuno Espirito Santo, when Cardiff lost to Wolves last season, how managers can make exceptions to parties and situations can get ugly.
Yet I saw the good side in what Klopp did, I would have been in trouble. I know that the £ 8,000 punishment I received was not exaggerated but still, I do not think it was necessary.
Forget Klopp for a minute and be honest. If the manager of your team would respond that way after you scored an essential goal, you would love it. Do not say you would not do that. We want our managers to feel what we feel and Liverpudlians saw that from Klopp.
The best response I've given & # 39; I've seen it from one of my managers was Stoke's Tony Pulis after my Joe Joe volley ended in 2012. It was obviously the best goal that I've ever scored, but the thing that I remember the most, turned around and saw Tony shaking up and down with his waving baseball cap & # 39; Oh my f *** ing God! & # 39;
He had this big smile on his face – again, just pure enjoyment – while he was walking up and down the sidelines, not really knowing what to do. We play football and watch the moments when absolute happiness gets the upper hand.
There is also something nice for a football player to see his manager respond to a big moment that way. You feel like you are all there and it helps you through the difficult times.
That's why I never pulled my head around those people who score against their former clubs, but show no emotion. What is it all about?
You see someone apologize to supporters who used to play and & # 39; sorry & # 39; found, but it's all for effect. If you're sorry, why would you shoot in the first place?
Klopp quickly accepted his sentence and said he would not do it again. I apologized, but I was happy to read and did not regret his actions. Why would he?
We watch every week a competition that offers us iconic moments. If you think back to the inaugural Premier League season 1992-93, Sir Alex Ferguson and Brian Kidd have to come on the pitch after Manchester United has defeated Sheffield Wednesday
you had to call top three of Jose Mourinho moments, I would Like to say that most of you would take him along the sidelines at Old Trafford after Porto's shock Champions League success in 2004.
These are moments that go into history. If Liverpool wins the competition, images of Klopp's sprint against Everton will come to a row. By giving him a fine, we now say that we no longer want to see this from managers? I hope not. We do not want a diluted passion and emotion.
Arsenal negotiated
I was upset about the fact that his first game was in charge and that he was subjected to enormous amounts of criticism and said too much in [my second column of the season] . A manager of his family tree deserves respect and time, and he turns out to be a smart appointment.
What I find difficult to work on the fantastic run of Arsenal, is why the on-field brilliance of Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is no longer emphasized.
If Harry Kane, Mohamed Salah or Sergio Aguero had had a series of 20 goals in 27 games – his second in the 4-2 win over Tottenham was first class – we would be in a hurry to say how good she was but it feels like some people do not pay attention to Aubameyang.
The derby of North London was a good example .
There were not many people in the stadium, but I did not know what to do. some incidents that could not be approved, such as coins thrown on the field and the terrible incident with the banana peel, but I actually thought that the game – with big challenges and some skirmishes – was exactly what football in this country should to be.
It was passionate and devoted and Arsenal showed those qualities in abundance. Watching how the Gunners develop in the second half of the season will be intriguing.
He is intense but Sol will not portray him as a master
I was born in Macclesfield and have always followed the fate of the local team, so I was very happy that my old friend Sol Campbell got his first job in management at Moss Road. His first league game is on Saturday in Colchester.
Sol is an intense man, but he is meticulous in everything he does. Some people think he will try and get in and out of Macclesfield, but I will look at every detail to maximize his chances of success.
I played with him for both Portsmouth and England but I met him for the first time at Tottenham when I came through the rows. Sol, Les Ferdinand, Steven Carr and Stephen Clemence were always brilliant with academic guys who came and he was an inspiration to us all.
When Sol was in his splendor, it was almost impossible to play against him. He could have played for every team in the world after he left Tottenham but eventually went to Arsenal and was a mainstay in perhaps their biggest team ever. Trust me when I say that he really was that good.
He has made no secret of his ambition to become a manager and fairplay for facing a difficult challenge. Given their current position, the 92nd team in the divisions, is the only way up and I hope that he can help them out of trouble.
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It was a joy to watch Manchester City again on Tuesday. I said four weeks ago that I can see them looking undefeated through the season and the chances of that drama will be drastically reduced if they reach Chelsea on Sunday.
The way they saw Watford was so impressive and a man who stood out was Riyad Mahrez. I knew he was a top player in Leicester, but did not see how he would make a difference to the City team after paying £ 60 million for him.
However, he was glorious on Vicarage Road. Like many others who have joined City, his level has risen because of working with Pep Guardiola. Watford is a difficult place to go, but with the exception of the sticky last 10 minutes, they have made it seem right through the sea and I can not see how they will be stopped.
You can only imagine how Liverpool feels. This is the best team I have seen coming from Anfield in 20 years and it looks like they will be short.
Everything has been set up for a huge game between City and Liverpool at the Etihad Stadium on January 3rd.
Who caught my eye?
Morgan Gibbs-White. I have spoken to everyone who wants to listen to me since Stoke Wolves played in a preseason-friendly and I will not stop. This young boy plays and passes with the calm of a veteran. He quickly goes to places.
Away from the field I look forward to the next Thursday evening. Liam Gallagher is performing a stripped-up show at the Union Chapel in London and I'm lucky to have a ticket.
There is never a bad time to see Liam and I will sing What I did … What I did …
Shopping ! Because there was no game in the week of the week, I thought I would try to continue with lists of gifts. How successful I am, however, remains to be seen. Usually I get it hopelessly wrong. What I listen to …
That's what we
I gave a beautiful rendition of Last Christmas in the car the other morning and I have my daughter with her Christmas songs like I have the voice of an angel.
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Shawn Mendes WORRIES His Social Media Posts "Aren't Good Enough"
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Shawn Mendes worries his social media posts aren’t “good enough”.
And it’s the most relatable news you’ll hear all day.
Shawn Mendes just got REAL about the pressures of social media. On October 1st Shawn opened on Twitter about his struggle with posting online. Shawn started by writing, “Hey, sorry i haven’t been very active on social media lately. Been struggling with it and the last thing i wanna do is post something because i feel like i have to instead of want to you know? I always just want to be 100% real with you guys always!” We’ve all been there. Feeling like you HAVE to post something online can trigger the worst kind of anxiety. It’s clear that the pressures don’t go away when you have millions of followers. Many artists feel the need to post on social media all the time for their fans and also to stay relevant.
Shawn explained his struggle a bit further, admitting he worries that his posts aren’t good enough writing, “Plus i guess if im being honest i dont post a lot because i worry its not “good” enough… whatever that truly means and that’s pretty stupid SOo”. If we could talk to Shawn right now- we would tell him that the TRUTH is always good enough. Fans follow you because they want to get to know the real you. And we love you no matter how often you post on social media.
Of course, Shawn’s fans responded to these posts with a ton of love. One fan named @imhighkeyshawn even encouraged Shawn to take a break saying, “You have been working your a** off for the last few years and you honestly deserve a break, yes meeting your fans and doing music makes you happy but at the same time you’re only 20 years old. You deserve time to yourself… Your health and happiness comes first. We will still be here.”
Shawn noticed the overwhelming support from his fans and responded writing, “just wanted to say hi and that im seeing everything you guys are tweeting and seeing how much youve been supporting the remix and everything i do and i love you and thank you always !!!!”.
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*whispers* sorry to everyone who follows me; whenever i get a tad too antsy, i answer ask me memes by myself. the answers and questions are after the cut, so please don't feel obligated to read them
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65 Questions You Aren’t Used To
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
nope. i'm more of a 'believe innocent until proven otherwise' person. or in this case, 'believe real'
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
when i'm with someone else: 2 on my own: 5
3. The person you would never want to meet?
oh? i don't know. i'm generally okay with everyone, even those that others consider 'bad'
4. What is your favorite word?
tintinnabulation: the sound of ringing bells. i love its definition and the way it rolls off my tongue
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
some kind of conifer, i think. maybe pine or fir. i'm pretty sturdy and i love the cold weather
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
'my bangs are assymetrical'
7. What shirt are you wearing?
right now, a dark blue shirt i've had since grade 5
8. What do you label yourself as?
let's see: girl, isfp, choice. that's as much as i'm willing to divulge at the moment
9. Bright room or dark room?
dark room, as long as the lights aren't completely off (i sleep with a nightlight)
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
mm, i woke up a few minutes after twelve. after that, i spent a lot of time thinking
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
thirteen. grade 8 was my favourite grade
12. Who told you they loved you last?
my mother! <3
13. Your worst enemy?
i don't have one. but if we're not talking about people, i really hate spicy food
14. What is your current desktop picture?
a picture of megurine luka
15. Do you like someone?
at the moment, no! but i do like all my friends
16. The last song you listened to?
i'm currently listening to リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー by MACINTOSH PLUS (i'm a big fan of vaporwave) on repeat
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
see #3 and #13
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
see #3, #13, and #17
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
i'd get my brother as a helper, just so he can do a more equal share of his chores
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
i've been told it's my eyebrows
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
i'd probably look like me, but with a very short haircut. i'd love to try talking to some guys though!
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
well, i can type on an old school cellphone pretty quickly. though that comes with practice, since i've had one for about four years now
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
showing my feet in public. yikes
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
nutella + ice cream + sweet bread; i'm a sweet tooth
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
i had this exact same problem the other day (though the money was a gift, not a happenstance)! i spent about $40 on a few books i wanted, but i couldn't figure out what to spend the rest on
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
iceland, iceland, iceland. i've wanted to go there since i was a kid
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out... so what’s it gonna be?
i don't drink (i don't like how alcohol tastes), but i'd get an endless supply of red wine please. for brands, i searched them up and banrock station sounds good
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
"no harming others"
29. What is your favorite expletive?
cheese on a breadstick
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
my bin of stuffed toys that i got from friends and family
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
my first panic attack, probably
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
probably england. it's close enough to iceland, and i'm not as good in any other language as i am in english
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
no one. don't mess with life and death
34. What was your last dream about?
ahhh, something about 'halftipedes.' sometimes i see this weird insect that looks like a mili/centipede in my house, and dream!brother told me that's what they're called
35. Are you a good...[insert anything you’d like here]?
...artist? i guess i'm okay. i'm not the worst, but i wouldn't get into art school
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
the most serious case was for stitches
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
yes! i live in a country that snows
38. What is the color of your socks?
grey. they're either grey or black, really
39. What type of music do you like?
i like all music! i'm a big fan of edm, but i also like bossanova, electro swing, baroque pop, rock, etc.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunsets. there's something calming about dark colours
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
i'm generic: chocolate
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
i don't watch soccer often, but i have a soft spot for fc barcelona
43. Do you have any scars?
plenty. i fell a lot when i was younger
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
clinical psychologist!
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
ermmm, probably my indecisiveness
46. Are you reliable?
i like to think i am, yes
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
"are you happy?"
48. Do you hold grudges?
no, but i'm not someone who forgets
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
i'd breed a cat + dog. i'm curious what their kid would look like
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
in recent memory, i had a conversation about how near the near future had to be for it to be considered the near future
51. Are you a good liar?
yep. pretty good. though i always feel guilty after a while
52. How long could you go without talking?
a long time, i think. not that i'd do it, but...
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
when i cut my hair to shoulder length. that looked terrible
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
not my own cake, but i'm baked cakes before
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
the stereotypical asian accent, since i can speak tagalog
56. What do you like on your toast?
butter! i like it when it melts
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
a tree on a field with a person underneath it
58. What would be your dream car?
a dark red bmw
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
no. the weirdest thing i do is think. a lot. i spend more than half of my time in the bathroom thinking instead of actually taking a shower
60. Do you believe in aliens?
yes. as well as ghosts and other supernatural/magical folk (because i really love mythology and folklore)
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
i read it whenever i get the newspaper, but i don't give it much weight. it's just for entertainment
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
'c' for cat. also because it’s the third letter of the alphabet (and my favourite number is 3)
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
dinosaurs. i used to read about them all the time. my favourites are the stegosaurus and the plesiosaur
64. What do you think about babies?
they're cute! fussy, yeah, but i can live with that. i'm not thinking of having children though
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
i'll share a fact about myself: i played the baritone horn in my school band. but if i could learn any instrument in the world, i'd like to learn the accordion
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Interview with Charlotte Winbolt
I account Charlotte as the main influence for me discovering my love of creating magazines, telling stories and working with interesting women. I interviewed her in my second year for a magazine created for diversity, she was working as a lap dancer in the night and then completing her floristry course in the day, I real thought provoking contrast I thought. 
I envisioned that it would be a good idea to create another article with her, but this time make it stronger and better than before. I feel that my skills have improved since then, and I’d like to showcase her story. It also would be nice to see how her life has changed since then, as she is no longer working at the club, but instead running her own floristry business and working in Topshop part time. I desperately want other women to hear Charlottes story, as she is someone that embodies the very essence of an empowering woman. Not many can loose their mother, survive sex work, and then create their own business solely of their own back. 
I decided questions that would reflect this, as well as give Charlotte enough space to draw her own ideas. As she’s so busy, we messaged each other back and forth over text and email, and I have organised a date to shoot with her when she’s not working. I’m slightly concerned that this is a little late, as the nearest date she’s available is the 4th of April, will this give me enough time? Should I see if she's free before?? I asked if I could shoot her at her home, as this is where she runs her business, again I have set up a Pinterest board to generate inspiration for this shoot, and so Charlotte knows the direction I am after. I have recieved her answers, but I might her to edit these as she swears a little, but this is something I can decide when I come down to creating the article on InDesign. 
1.     Hi there Charlotte, for those who don’t know you as well as I do, would you mind briefly describing your story so far?
So basically, I'm a failed art student (hahahahahah Oh god) and retail slave of 5 years. I had a brief stint of working in the ‘nightlife entertainment’ industry, and now I'm training to be a florist.
2.     What is it you do exactly, a little birdie tells me you’re quite the flower queen?
I'm trying my hardest to run a small floristry business from home while working a 37.5-hour week, at the moment, so definitely a struggling but motivated flower queen!
3.     When I last interviewed you, you were juggling working at the club while completing your floristry training, how has life blossomed since then?
Life has blossomed in the sense that I don't work night and day now; I have so much more time for my own wellbeing which feels fucking wonderful. My relationships with friends are finally great and I'm the healthiest I've ever been, mentally and physically.
4.     You’ve also acquired some new beautiful artworks on your body, would you describe what these are, why you got them and the inspiration behind them?
I'm a little bit obsessed with tattoos and a great tattooist has done most of my recent ones, Patrick Bates (Instagram: European.son.420). He hand pokes, which is just a needle and ink as opposed to the traditional way of doing it with a gun. I love the handwritten element of his work, and it feels much less aggressive on your body. Tattoos never used to be personal to me or mean anything, but I think they all do now, I'm inspired by my own mind state as every time I get a new one I'm in a different place. That sounds really fucking pretentious, but it doesn't come from a place of showiness.
5.     How is your floristry business flourishing?
I don't know if flourishing is the correct word, because how much can a business really flourish when you work a 37 hour week and you like napping as much as I do haha? It's definitely progressed in the sense that I am doing a few weddings this year, I have plans in the works to do a few workshops this summer.
6.     What’re your hopes for 2017, what do you wish to do?
It's as simple as not losing my fucking marbles. I've always struggled with balance my whole life so it's just maintaining that really. In an ideal world I'd like to make enough money from Stem & Petal to work part time in retail, but I think that might be a 2018 pipe dream.
 7.     With Infinite being Brighton based, what does this city mean to you?
I was on holiday recently, and I couldn't stop telling everyone I met that Brighton is the best city in the whole world. I don't think I realised how much it meant to me until I nearly left 2 years ago for good…like I've met some of the best people ever in Brighton. As much as I hate the tourists and shoosh and the wind, it could be a lot worse. Just means familiarity.
8.     Is this somewhere that you feel you could call home? 
Yes, definitely.
9.     Who or what would you cite as your main inspiration?
This is a really hard question, because it changes daily…probably the people I surround myself with that I genuinely am fully in love with, like all my friends. Quality over quantity is the best decision with friends and I've met some of the purest kindest gentlest people this year. It's when I noticed that I literally had no negative feelings ever towards them that I realised that these people are my soulmates.
I guess I'm inspired by some celebrities, but not on a deep level. I inspire myself too because of all the times I thought ‘fuck I'm not gonna make it to tomorrow’, and whoops here I am? That's super cool, like I did it. So nearly everyone is my main inspiration…sorry I didn't answer that question very well haha.
10.  What is your current life motto?
That it's going to be good and I'm only going to thrive more. That happiness being a constant state, is a stupid westernised idea and it's not that simple. Everything is good already, but it's not going to be all the time and it's okay? You're allowed to have bad weeks and basically I need to stop being so hard on myself haha because it only makes me miserable.
11.  Do you believe in fate?
I didn't, but I think maybe I do. I don't believe in people using fate as a precursor to them making bad decisions you know? Like not everything is fate, sometimes you just make stupid decisions because you're stupid. But definitely the universe has conspired to bring me the people I have met in the past year 
12.  How does it feel to be so young, but already achieved so much, with Stem Petal being testament to that?
It feels like a lot of pressure but I think I work better under pressure
13.  Lastly, talk me through your favourite flowers (mine are chrysanthemums)
THE HARDEST QUESTION EVER! I fucking love peonies. I'll get married in July just to have a peony wedding. But I also love dahlias, sweet peas, tulips, anenomies and ranunculus. Oh, and roses. Probably daffodils too. All of them really, I think they're fucking wonderful.
I’m not sure if I’m going to include all the interview questions and answers, as upon reflection it is quite lengthy??? I think that once I have the on location photoshoot with Charlotte I’ll be able to decide from there, it definitely makes for an interesting read! I had my Mum and friends read it and they reported how interesting Charlotte is, without even meeting her. 
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