Dinner party with the royal titans
Ghidorah and mothra have refined regal ways of eating. They know all about the salad forks and all that jazz.
Meanwhile kong and godzilla:
Ghidorah: Hmph! Look at those savages, brazenly scarfing down their food like starved beasts! Ugh, they're drooling and making a mess as well. And the noise! Honestly! They claim to be Kings and yet they eat like uncouth barbarians!
Mothra, swooning over Goji eating: Yeah...
Ghidorah: ...you approve? Why on earth do you approve?
Mothra: Let's just say Goji's a cunning linguist with that mouth~
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️
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ACHTUNG. ACHTUNG.
My first spicy SIGNALIS fic be upon ye!
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