#spoiled conversations

[harrywavycurly]

sarah, hows princess and eddie doing,, really miss them

Hiii babes!! Awe I miss them too and I could totally use some spoiling right now so I hope you enjoy these super duper random conversations between Eddie and his Princess💖

-find all things Eddie x Princess!Reader here✨

“You sure you don’t mind waiting while I look around for a book? I might be a while…” “I don’t mind at all baby I’ll just be right over there…let me know if you need help reaching for something.” “Ohh look they have some new Stephen King books!” “Uh…sweetheart you know what happened the last time we tried to read one of his books…” “I had two nightmares but it was also the one about the kid eating sewer clown so…I’d say that’s not that bad.” “It’s not bad but I’d rather you read something that won’t give you any nightmares at all…why don’t you go look in the romance section?” “I do love a good romance…” “that’s my girl.” “Eddie?” “Yes baby?” “Will you carry these for me?” “Of course…ready to check out?” “I think-” “why do you have a book called the Priest?…please tell me this isn’t one of those sexy books?” “Fine then…I won’t tell you.”

“Red or white Princess?” “Surprise me.” “Okay…red it is then…now how was your day? Steve behave himself?” “He was on his best behavior and I didn’t have to do inventory at all…so I’d say it was a good day…thanks for the wine honey.” “You’re welcome…want me to braid your hair for you before you get in the bath?” “I was thinking maybe just a bun?” “I can do that…let me go get the water running while you go pick out your bath bomb?” “Okay…oh do we have that one that makes the water pink? I like that one.” “I think so…yup here it is.” “Oh can I toss it in?” “You have to wait for the water to fill up a little more baby then you can toss it in.” “That always takes so long…” “remember good things come to those who wait? You just have to be patient sweetheart.” “I’m gonna go get some more wine.” “That sounds like an excellent idea…this is gonna be your last glass though okay? You can’t be all loopy in the bath it’s dangerous.” “That’s why you’ll be in there to keep me nice and safe.” “Oh you want me to join you huh?” “Yes…please?” “Don’t waste your puppy eyes on me baby…you know I can’t ever say no to you…now come on toss in your bath bomb and let’s get ready for our bath.”

“Did you use a new fabric softener on the sheets?” “I did…I got one that says it’s calming and figured you’d like it…left foot please baby.” “I do like it a lot…are these new socks?” “No you just haven’t worn them in a while…okay your feet are all cozy now…what does the Princess want to wear to bed hmm? Hearts or just black?” “Hearts please.” “Okay…arms up…good girl now lay back and I’ll tuck you in.” “You think somewhere else in the world someone is getting tucked in by their outrageously handsome boyfriend? Or is it just me?” “You’re always so silly when you’re sleepy…but I’d like to think someone else is also getting tucked in right now…hopefully by their outrageously handsome boyfriend or maybe a husband?” “Husband sounds nice.” “Yeah?” “Yeah I’d like one of those…oh and uhm some…ice cream.” “A husband and some ice cream huh? I’ll see what I can do…sweet dreams baby…I love you.” “I love you…too.”

#spoiled conversations #eddie munson au #eddie munson series #eddie munson fluff #Eddie Munson x spoiled!reader #eddie Munson x princess!reader #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x fem!reader fluff #eddie munson fanfiction #stranger things au #modern!eddie munson #stranger things fanfiction #Eddie Munson #my little dungeon master baby

[grassbreads]

I've been doing a lot of reading lately about the history of vampires in fiction and how the vampire as we know it today first entered literature, and the subject is honestly fascinating. The traditional folklore around vampires and vampire-like creatures is largely very different from what we'd think of as a vampire today, and it's also very different from how vampires appeared in even their earliest literary incarnations.

For one thing, there's nothing particularly alluring about most traditional vampires. They're bloated corpses that have crawled out of their graves, not dashing mysterious counts in lonely castles. They're not a particularly stylish or sexy monster.

However, from pretty much the moment that western literature first turned to the vampire myth for inspiration, writers saw something in the concept to sexualize. The poem "Der Vampir" (The Vampire) by Heinrich August Ossenfelder is often cited as the first ever true literary depiction of a vampire (published 1748!), and it is about a man corrupting a chaste and religious woman through his unwanted kiss/vampiric bite. John William Polidori's 1819 short story "The Vampyre" is widely seen as the first work to truly codify vampire fiction, and the titular Vampyre Ruthven is in large part inspired by the womanizing Lord Byron. Le Fanu's Carmilla depicts an intense attraction between Carmilla and her victim Laura. Stoker's Count Dracula is a man with overly flushed lips and hair on his palms, marks of Victorian fears of sexuality.

From the very start, vampires in literature have been a sexual monster. They're emblems of the seductive and terrible—the kiss of death that you can't help but be drawn to anyway. A violent forced intimacy that will corrupt you and drain away your very life force. There's a great deal of xenophobia and fear of the un-christian in early vampire fiction as well, but the fear of sex and sexual assault have always been a driver of literary vampires' horror and allure. Writers seem eternally split between desire for the vampire and revulsion at that very lust, even from the moments that the creatures first graced the page.

There's a great tradition of vampiric fiction both using vampirism to evoke sexual predators and making vampires themselves desirably sexy. Thus, given that it is very concerned with sexual assault and bodily autonomy as themes, often uses predation by a vampire to evoke sexual violence, and is deeply horny about vampires and blood drinking, Jun Mochizuki's The Case Study of Vanitas is actually one of if not the best modern successor to the canon of early vampire literature. In this essay, I will

#rare vnc post on main bc starting off with my obvious vnc icon and url would spoil the punchline #wanna take y'all by surprise a little ;P #anyway this post is a joke but the point I'm making genuinely kinda isn't #you know how it is #I am genuinely fascinated by the ways that vnc is in conversation with the literary sources that it pulls from #it really is riffing on a LOT of the same ideas through a modern lens #vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas #invasion of the frogs

[sollucets]

On a boring day, I would just go to the airport and pick where I want to go without caring about the cost.

#only friends the series #ofts #only friends #raysand #sandray #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #rowan gifs #khaotunq #tuserhidden #tusersilence #tostrangers #this conversation is so important to me ;u; #it's a double whammy of sandray coming to a compromise about their money differences #and ray expressing an interest of his own (in the hostel) #my boy's going to live ;u; #and sand's Gonna get spoiled some day :> #(and these days. the guitar >>)

[artemismoorea03]

DP x DC (Or Marvel) Prompt: Pirate of the Underworld

(Again, this can work for either and I have no issues people changing up which Fandom they use because they're both good)

Youngblood was a great kid and that would never change. That being said he was a Ghost kid with a huge imagination and because he was a kid a lot of ghosts would play with him. Not normally a problem until Youngblood, Ember, Skulker, Kitty and Johnny decided to 'play' together in an alternate dimension after going through a natural portal!

But there they were,continuing to play and raise hell for a dimension who had little to no experience with the Ghost Zone. Thankfully, Danny had plenty of experience dealing with all of them, and while he wasn't used to it being so public he wasn't about to let the five (six counting Youngbloods bird-thing) torment this new dimension.

Now if only the heroes from this dimension would stop trying to interfere.

----

The last thing Bruce expected to see in the Gotham Harbor was a massive glowing pirate ship that seemed to rise up out of the ocean itself before sitting in shore. He also didn't expect flying figure's to start taking 'treasures' from all throughout the city. Gold, jewels, people, anything they could get their hands on.

His city was in trouble, that's all he knew and he wasn't going to stand for it.

Now if only this weird white haired meta would stop trying to interfere and let him and his team do their jobs.

#dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #my prompts #dp x marvel #if you want #There needs to be more Danny and Bruce getting on each others nerve fics #Bruce doesn't like people on his turf without telling him what's going on and Danny is too protective of these idiot ghosts to leave them #also you know damn well the other ghosts are trying to convince Danny to not be such a spoil sport and play with them for his cores sake #“you have a baby core babypop just play with us it'll be good for you :D” #“maybe some other time when you're not kidnapping people but until then not a chance” #I imagine their conversations have the same vibe as “get out of the fuckin' tank”

[mishapen-dear]

THATS WHY BBH THINKS CELLBIT CAN BE SNAPPED OUT OF HIS RAGE. BECAUSE BAD WAS SNAPPED OUT OF HIS. with the fucking appreciation room ohhh gijuaskldlkjfskldfsa., "i felt the same way" I WAS WONDERING WHY HE FELT SO DIFFERENT- that Fucking appreciation room. forever has been trying so so so hard to save bad, but what he doesn't know is that he already did.

#vodblogging #let me CHEW ON THE WALLS #just finished that conversation and i haven't reached some bits i saw spoiled #and ther e has been. so much. ho w the fuck is anyone who watched this live still alive and breathing

[crustaceousfaggot]

Honestly one of the highlights of Malevolent s4 for me has been seeing the soundtrack expand beyond Somber Piano Song 1, Somber Piano Song 2, and Horror Sting

#this is a joke I love faroe's theme so much it's beautiful #but I do think it was becoming a bit overused #literally any time any emotional conversation is going on. there it is #really enjoying the musical variety of this season!! #that song in Intermezzo that I'm not gonna spoil? I was jumping for joy #Malevolent #malevolent season 4 #Malevolent s4

[kindledrose]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled kindledrose tumblr hiatus to bring you a last five minutes of good omens season 2 finale episode reaction moodboard because HUH???????? BECAUSE WHA????????????

#i haven't even FINISHED WATCHING IT he said the freaking. he said the freaking Line and i could not watch. i literally closed my eyes bro #ok i just tried to watch it again and couldn't. ohhh my gosh. what is happening???? #?????????????????????? #how do i tag this Sobs #good omens spoilers #i don't want to spoil anyone idk. cries a little bit #but anyways dear great goodness gracious what am i watching what is HAPPENING #it's so good like ohhhhhkay the conversation i just watched THE THEMES BRO??? THE THEMES ARE SO APPARENT I LOVE #but then they freaking??????? they uh???? whataaysgsdhf #i have one (1) irl good omens friend. should i go cry to them. i think i will #BUT FIRST I'M GOING TO TRY TO WATCH IT AGAIN? WITH MY EYES OPEN THIS TIME? AND FINISH IT? whAAAAt is happening #terra is rambling

[hailsatanacab]

I LIED!! MEMES ARE TODAY >:D

wow a lot of these are about jason lol

now to actually go to sleep, it's much too late for me to be up ily bye!!

MEMES ARE TODAY PEOPLE 🚨🙏🥳🎊🎉🙌

for chapter 9 of cetbwa

#cetbwa #danny phantom #dp dc #dp x dc #batman #literally just finished reading your comment and how you werent doing memes until later #which would have been absolutely fine please dont feel like you have to meme straight away on my account (you do have to meme tho haha) #and i go to put my phone down and see a tumblr notification with MEME TODAY lmao #ilysm bestie #i am very spoiled today thank you so much!!!! #these are fuxking quality too like holy shit - literal laugh out loud funny #the fucking jason office one had me in stitches its so funny #thats exactly the way jason is feeling rn - and i was so in two minds about how long to keep danny pretending to be damian for!! #like on the one hand its not exactly the right way to start off a relationship，but on the other hand.... it absolutely fits into the batfam #also i had this funny little phone text conversation thing mocked up between tim and jason that i was gonna put in the notes but rip me #i have no idea how to do that lmao i tried so hard and for so long but it just kept coming up blank 😔😔 #it was gonna be like 'thanks for telling me he's identical i almost outed red hood!' and then tim would be like #'wow red hood's gay??' #it was funny #BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS THESE #oh fuck i made it big again by accident how do i keep doing that #oH FUCK I FORGOT TO TAG YOU AGAIN FUCK ME #tellmeabtspinos #the butterfly one 'is this a normal undead man?' because thats a sentence normal people say - danny has such a skewed view of normal lmao #also you very much are a psychic with your kitten drawing，apollo really socked you because next chapter 😽🥺 #damn these are all so good like #hope you have a good sleep and thank you again so so much!!! love you bby you are incredible and funny and so so creative ilysm ❤️

[theinfinitedivides]

hello hi yes before i catch up on MITD i would just like to say that Lee Joon Hyuk as Kang Ok/the copycat *cough* in Vigilante is in fact the fandom designated bisexual who serves c*nt and he is glorious in it, that is all

#tv: vigilante #vigilante #vigilante kdrama #nam joo hyuk #yoo ji tae #kim so jin #lee joon hyuk #kdrama #local gay watches Vigilante.txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #he's like a five year old in a candy shop. with a crush on the owner. like i'm sorry i did not buy the misdirection they were giving us #as to the copycat bc the minute i saw him show up and rappel off the roof and then they had the conversation in the ambulance #i said Joon Hyuk. Joon Hyuk beloved that's you you don't get it it's the energy. it's the spoiled bratness of it all it's the kicking #his feet in the air and giggling on the sofa when he gets a text back like a schoolgirl i love him. unhinged little man he's mine #also Ji Tae is serving The Veil walk realness but the head tilt he does every time is uh. it's not doing it for me. like sir you are hot #rn you are giving off bulked up!Namgoong vibes like i said but pls. the head thing is not working give it a rest

[majorproblems77]

A thought occurred to me.

Sky is a knight. He trains every day. He slep a lot, but he trains every day.

And he went toe to toe with Demise, after slapping his sleepwalking bum down like three times.

My point of this. He a strong boi. Which tells me he’s as ripped and strong as Twilight?

Is Blorbo ripped under his clothes and the game just denied us seeing?

OOOHHH a good question, and While I do have a take on this I've gotta be careful how I word it to avoid spoilers. You got me researching things, (And mass comparisons cause I live in kilograms but I know my American friends don't. So I've got both! :D)

So, Here we go :D

Sky is strong, he's very strong, but he's not as ripped as say Twi. He's lived at high altitudes his whole life and trains on the daily, eats pumpkins on the regular alongside what I can only assume is actually quite a healthy lifestyle. But I wouldn't say he's on Twi's level. Twilight is by a long shot the strongest of the links.

He's not a ranch hand like Twilight or say Time. He's not lifting masses of weights on the daily. He's training with a sword that's actually pretty light in comparison.

I did research for this

So taking the master sword as a Longsword blade, from my rough research into the blade. And assuming that Sky always trained with a Longsword. (I don't know about the goddess blade, but I'm working on the master sword dimensions.)

An average longsword weighs approx 1.5kg, (3.3 pounds) - or about a bag and a half of sugar. Which would be heavy, to begin with, but if you lifted that same weight for years without changing it, it would become really easy to lift. Like how if you lift your work or school bag all year it's easy to lift after a while.

After a while it's second nature, it just becomes an extension of yourself.

Sound like anyone? Who can swing a sword like it's nothing??

Whereas in comparison, Twilight works as a wrangler. He wrangles goats. Goats are a little heavier than that. Lets say about (65 - 100kg (between 140 - 220 pounds). Using the midpoint at about 80kg, or 176 pounds. (Or in terms of bags of sugar, 65 - 100 bags) As i couldn't find any information about Ordonian goats but did find information about goats. LOTS OF GOATS

Goats are just heavier. By a bunch.

Man I rambled a tad there

Basically, No, Sky isn't ripped. He's just got one hell of an adrenaline rush. You could even say he was fuelled by spite and hate, the determination to save Zelda and destroy the guy that caused him all the pain in the first place and became superhuman for a while before what I can only assume is crashing so damn hard he slept for several weeks.

But thats all I can say, I don't want to give away spoilers. Spoilers are bad. We ain't here for that.

This was an interesting thing to look into this Friday night, thanks for the ask! :D

#corner answers with major #linked universe #ramble corner with major #lu sky #Now this one was intresting #What an intresting take! #Rastro beloved #linkeduniverse #Me jumpoing around like a headless chicken avoiding spoiling things while also researching things #didnt think I'd add the average weights of goats into my search history but here we are. #I think i've got those weight conversions right as well? #I have never played twilight princess #so looking up twilight princess stuff was facinating #Let me know if youve got anymore takes #i wanna hear themmm! #:D #Should i make a corner for this? #I could make a corner for this #I'll think about it

[athetos]

I can’t believe I have a date with a certified transgender milf today I think this may actually be the best day of my life I’m so…

#I’m basically t4t now I’m sick of cis women not getting me #anyway I know I just said I didn’t particularly want kids but I’m gonna spoil the hell out of them fi I meet them #we’re going to their house then the park then a concert I’m so excited #I’m not even nervous anymore! #I feel so comfy after our conversations I feel like I can be myself #p

[harrywavycurly]

I like how Wayne handled asking about Eddie’s relationship could we get more of that? Maybe Wayne helping Eddie spoil the reader?👀☺️

Hiiii babes!! Of course you can get more Wayne!! I hope you enjoy 💖

- Look here for everything related to Eddie and his Princess✨

*Wayne may not understand why Eddie does what he does but that doesn’t mean he won’t help him when he asks*

“You need what?” “One of those things that when you cut up watermelon or that green melon what’s that called?” “Son you’re asking the wrong person about fruits…” “right..doesn’t matter what it’s called but I know you have one of those things that makes it into like little balls and shit I need to borrow it.” “Ohh you’re talking about a melon baller?” “Is…that really what it’s called?” “Don’t look at me I didn’t name the damn thing…but yeah it’s in the junk drawer I’ve never used it…you can keep it.” “Thanks Wayne…this is perfect.” “What do you need it for?” “She doesn’t eat enough fruit so I figured if it’s in cute little shapes and shit she’ll eat more of it.” “Cute little shapes huh?” “Don’t start…” “here maybe take those old cookie cutters too? If the balls don’t work maybe the heart and star will?” “Oh that’s a great idea. Thanks Wayne I appreciate it.” “Anytime…let me know how it goes.”

“She won’t like that one.” “What? Why not?” “It’s…scratchy.” “It may be god awful ugly with these green dots all over…but it sure as shit ain’t scratchy…” “to us yeah it’s soft but I know her…she won’t like how it feels and she needs a new blanket for the living room the one she uses now is falling apart.” “Okay what about that pink one with the white hearts? It doesn’t look scratchy?” “Let’s see…this could work…yeah she’ll like this one it’s similar to the one she already has and she typically likes to get the exact same things over and over.” “So this will work?…damn that’s soft…might have to get me one of these.” “Yeah it’ll work the only difference is the one she has now has white and purple hearts.” “And you don’t think she’ll notice?” “Oh she’ll notice but she won’t care…are you really getting one?” “Yeah this is the softest thing I’ve ever felt…she has good taste.” “She’ll love that you two have the same blanket.”

“Now just relax for a moment and tell me what happened.” “Some fucking dude at work asked for her number…even called her sweetheart.” “Okay and I can tell that’s made you upset.” “Well yeah she’s mine why do people think they can talk to her like that?” “Listen..I know you like to keep her wrapped up in this bubble of…safety but you’re not always gonna be around and…well she’s a cute girl so you’ve gotta just learn to deal with people making passes at her.” “I just know people will try to take advantage of her…I can’t fucking stand the thought of something happening to her because I wasn’t there and she doesn’t know how to defend herself.” “Then teach her.” “Teach her? Teach her what?” “How to tell someone to fuck off and defend herself…teach her how to feel confident enough to be able to stand her ground when you’re not there to do it for her.” “I don’t want to freak her out and teaching her how to hit someone will for sure…freak her out…” “don’t teach her to fight Eddie teach her how to say things with enough confidence that creeps and weirdos get the hint and leave her alone.” “I..how do I do that?” “I’ll help you okay? Just maybe bring her over sometime this week.” “She’s…just too nice sometimes…” “and that’s okay we just gotta teach her when to not be nice.” “Okay Roadhouse…”

“I got these for her.” “Oh tye dye socks…she’ll love these.” “Yeah? I wasn’t sure but I figured they were colorful and fuzzy for when she’s in the house and on sale so…I hope they fit.” “It’s socks Wayne they typically always fit but yeah…she needed new fuzzy ones she doesn’t like the flowered ones anymore they’ve gotten all dingy.” “I saw her in slippers the other day…I thought you had gotten rid of them because she kept trying to wear them outside the house?” “I tried…” “you tried?” “She looked like I just told her the tooth fairy wasn’t real when I tried to take them out of her closet…so yeah…she still has them.” “You’re such a softy…” “says the man worried about if she’s gonna like these fuzzy socks…” “i just want her to be comfortable while at home that’s all.” “Mhmm…right…” “listen you spoil her so damn much the least I can do is get her some damn socks okay?” “Okay…don’t worry she’ll love them.”

#spoiled conversations #Eddie munson x princess #eddie and wayne munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #conversations with eddie munson #eddie munson request #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x reader fluff #eddie munson x you fluff #eddie munson concept #protective eddie munson #Eddie Munson #eddie munson series #my little dungeon master baby

[nightmare-chaser]

Listen ive watched a lot of hbomberguy eviscerating shitty entitled white guys who do shitty things, but this latest video is the first to make me like, personally react, like my jaw was dropping and i dont have the words to describe my feelings as a queer woman listening to some fuckin business major use other queer creators works to make misogynistic, bi- trans- and lesbophobic queer-erasing commentaries

#hbomberguy #like holy fucking shit #especially the shit about made up white straight women being into some serial killer because he didnt kill women #like theres a lot to be said about the homophobia and misogynia of it all #and hbomberdude already did it as we've all seen so i wont rehash that stuff #but theres also just the added degradation of fandom culture apparent that gets me #because like yes theres conversations to be had about the ways people interact with media #especially in cases when it involves straight audiences vs gay audience or men vs women reactions etc #and none of those interesting conversations are being had #its just the most disrespectful takes in every possible instance #watching strangeaeons has spoiled me for respectful treatment of internet culture obviously

[chitsangenthusiast]

tumblr needs to give me the ability to heart way more things on this website. let me heart peoples' replies!

#i'm SPOILED by twitter where you could heart everything in a conversation if you wanted to #it brings me so much pleasure to rain hearts down like that. tumblr you should let me do it here too

[waitineedaname]

@patron-saints tagged me in a "list five topics you can talk about for an hour without preparing any material" post!

I'm echoing what julianna said, the fact that the two of us called each other for six straight hours to talk about the untamed really says something lmao

outer wilds!! do not get me started on that game. oh my god. I will talk your ear off about it.

star wars, specifically how I think I could fix her

medieval literature, especially arthurian romances. I just think they're fun <3 gotta put that english degree to good use!

is it cheating to say the thing I am literally in grad school for? I could probably talk for hours about sociolinguistics since that is my academic niche lmao

I'll tag @gamergirlcrustacean, @puzzlehat, @buffintruder, @birbliophile, and @daychiie!

#thank you for tagging me!! #I have already proven that I am capable of talking about the untamed for hours lskdjflksdjf #I could probably spend a full hour just talking about the yunmeng trio #the only caveat to the outer wilds discussion is whether or not im giving spoilers #bc oh god spoiling that game is a crime #but also EVERYTHING IS SPOILERS #my sibling and i have had many conversations where we accidentally talked about star wars for several hours #specifically how much we want to fix that stupid franchise #and then literature + linguistics are the things i have degrees in lmao

[airyairyaucontraire]

re: Bill the malcontent in NASA mission control: nobody's MAKING you work at NASA mission control, Bill. You can always quit your job at NASA mission control, Bill. I'm sure there are at least several people who'd apply to fill that vacancy at NASA mission control, Bill.

#for all mankind #was his conversation with Margo after Gene's death just building the theme of Margo feeling unappreciated #or signalling that Bill could be a security risk because he's disgruntled and getting sloppy #or heck it could be both! #hi I'm catching up on a show from 2019 #I have been spoiled for the fact that (spoilers) #(I'm not upset about this I don't need to be surprised by every twist and turn) #Margo will defect to the Soviet Union #but I have no idea when and why so I'm watching out for possibilities all the time #anyway BILL it's not bad on your part to find that you're unhappy in a job a lot of other people would love to have #you don't have to be grateful if you've discovered it's not really what you want (you had to try it to be able to know that) #but it's both a dick move and a dumbass move on your part to stay in it #and stay grumpy and miserable instead of clearing the way for someone who would appreciate it #also setting yourself free to find an occupation you might enjoy more! #I mean you are presumably a highly qualified aerospace engineer with NASA on your CV! #so yeah BILL there's your free career advice that you can't use because you're a fictional character from an alternate history