#spooky.thoughts

[babygirlbdubs]

so bdubs’ video is. 12 hours long.

there were 8 sessions of limited life, during which they recorded 2-3 hours. say you do very basic editing and just shave out all the kind of dead space. 1.5 hours per session makes 12 hours.

im JUST saying guys.

#spooky.thoughts #bdubs

[babygirlbdubs]

hi rendoc enjoyers i have a gift for you (ren describing the first time he met doc irl)

[bonus and transcript under cut]

chat summarized the vibes best:

[ IMG ID: A screenshot from Rendog's Twitch chat timestamped 1:47:04, reading: "Sproxite: Wow Ren was y/n for a second". END ID.]

[ VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Rendog is placing red terracotta and quartz blocks along the edge of Blue River Raceway.

Ren: How did I meet Doc, then, at this tournament? Well, Doc was also invited to this tournament, and Doc was playing, uh, of course, for the German team. And Nvidia had put us all up in the same hotel together, and-- well, not all in the same hotel but, like, I think most of us were in the same hotel. And, when I got to the hotel, uh, by-- like, a taxi picked us-- picked up a bunch of us from the airport and then took us to that hotel. When I got there, got out the taxi, everybody else went into the hotel. I hadn't really, like-- it was kind of an awkward taxi drive, because none of us really knew each other. We were from different countries, y'know? We were all Youtubers and streamers and stuff from different countries, so we didn't really know each other. So they, like-- the rest of the people from the taxi just, like, went into the hotel, and I got my suitcase and started walking to the hotel. And there, leaning against the glass wall of the hotel-- like the hotel has this massive glass wall that looked into the lobby-- was a ridiculously tall, very good-looking German fella, wearing a hat, of course, with a bunch of like, festival arm bands, or, like, armbands from conventions, I guess. Just looking like, basically, the coolest cat I had ever seen. I was like, 'Oh my god, I know this person. This is- This is Doc.' (laughs) And, uh, at the time, like, I was a pretty small channel, I was maybe, like, I dunno, 50 thousand subs, or something? And Doc was, like, in the millions. (laughs) So I was immediately, like, quite intimidated and quite starstruck, y'know? Uh, 'cause this is somebody that I'd been watching for a really long time. Plus, he was massive, u-r-uh, insanely handsome, and, like, super cool. (laughs) I was, like, just this ner- this Minecraft nerd, y'know?

END TRANSCRIPT.]

#spooky.thoughts #spooky.clips #rendog #docm77 #rendoc #hermitcraft #hc9 #ren #doc

[babygirlbdubs]

see, everyone has been considering the life series winners in terms of celestial bodies. i’d like to propose that it’s actually tarot.

the sun. the moon. the star. the tower.

#spooky.thoughts #traffic series #grian #pearlescentmoon #scott smajor #martyn littlewood

[babygirlbdubs]

ren flirting with his friends part 2 billion

[ID: Two screenshots of Hermitcraft in-game chat. Source: rendog’s twitch stream Apr. 04, 2023.

TRANSCRIPT:

<Rendog> hey Doc! You are the most handsome Hermit of all the Hermits

<Renthedog> there is no doubt

<Renthedog> everyone knows it

<Renthedog> also the smartest

<Renthedog> and did i say handsomeestest?

<Renthedog> because both

<Renthedog> I love you#

<Docm77> of course. Tell mne something new?

<Renthedog> I was just wondering

<Renthedog> as your superior amazing brain has generated 10 million copper

<Renthedog> I was wondering if perhaps I could has some

<Renthedog> you are the most handsome

<Docm77> yeah sure

<Docm77> gotta run the copper farm though

END ID.]

#spooky.thoughts #hermitchat #rendog #ren #docm77 #doc #hermitcraft #hc9 #rendoc

[babygirlbdubs]

so ren has addressed why he’s not in limited life on stream!

he got some rough irl news and said that he is not in this season for a few reasons related to that. the first being that he doesn’t feel as though he has the right energy to dedicate himself to a collaborative series like the life series. he said he feels like he’s not great at avoiding projecting his negative emotions/energy into situations/work/other people and so he doesn’t want to bring that energy into something like the life series. the second reason is that he has some things to sort out and focus on irl, and is giving himself the space to deal with the things he needs to deal with.

he has emphasized that he is okay, but he does not want to talk about the news itself as it involves other people and he wants to respect their privacy, and because he is not ready to discuss it yet.

so lets all do good to respect his privacy and wishes and not harangue him with questions regarding this situation or any content breaks he may need to take! and hey, maybe take a moment to leave a nice comment on one of his videos!

#spooky.thoughts #rendog

[babygirlbdubs]

new rendog headcanon: he always wears sunglasses because they're actually corrective lenses both for his nearsightedness and his red-green colorblindness.

it wasn't until s6 when he even realized he was colorblind, and grian helped him get some glasses to fix it. he was nervous about maintaining his "cool" vibes, though, so grian got him ones that looked like sunglasses. "cool guys always wear sunglasses, even indoors!"

part of why he loves red so much, he wasn't really able to see it before, and it's so vibrant.

#spooky.thoughts #ren #headcanons #rendog

[babygirlbdubs]

jimmy solidarity. you agree. reblog.

#spooky.thoughts #jimmy #this is specifically for [redacted]

[babygirlbdubs]

i just want to put it out there that this blog supports abuse victims and their voices. if you accept an abuser’s words without listening to their victim’s, you are not welcome here. if you support an abuser because he’s your blorbo or whatever, you are not welcome here. listen to victims. hear them.

#spooky.thoughts #im heartbroken for shelby #and fuck wilbur soot #shubble situation

[babygirlbdubs]

Your Demise, Mine

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#spooky.thoughts #rendubs #hermitshipping #kinda #webweave #guys i'm soooo normal aobut this one i stg #the demise kill ruined me

[babygirlbdubs]

Hello Technoblade voters!

So, your guy lost to the GoodTimes. Maybe you don’t know who to vote for now. I mean, if Technoblade isn’t immune to the good times… who is?

I propose to you: Ethoslab.

Now, if you don’t know who Etho is, lemme give you a rundown.

he’s one of THE og minecraft letsplayers. your favorite minecraft youtuber? yeah, etho is probably one of the reasons they got into mcyt. etho is your favorite mcyt’s favorite mcyt

he’s faceless, and has been for his entire 12+ year youtube career

he has only changed his skin once or twice in those 12 years, and the most recent one was to remove the extra face on his torso because he didn’t know how previously

that skin is literally just kakashi naruto

etho is a god at redstone. he basically invented half the redstone that’s used today. hopper clock? that’s etho’s. i mean… he’s invented a storage system that lets you search for a specific item. it’s called the googler because it’s basically a search engine.

he is an absolute NERD (/aff) and insanely smart

he is genuinely kind to his friends, and has a very sweet yet mischievous demeanor. though, even his friends will call him mysterious

he’s canadian so like… arctic/antarctic solidarity… right?

he has spent many many MANY years perfecting a PVP arena game called Battle Bane. look it up. it’s insane.

actually, all the minigames he’s made are pretty insane. and most of them involve death. i mean. he had one called Hurtin’ Hermits where the whole goal was to kill the other hermits as much as possible and enact chaos

I could go on and on about Etho and what he’s like. HOWEVER. I think it’s more interesting to tell you how he’s portrayed by the fandom.

etho tends to be portrayed as a quiet, broody, mysterious guy despite actually being a bit of a goofball

he’s drawn not as kakashi naruto, but more often, a hot twink that can range from sad puppy to sexy dude covered in blood in the span of a single post

some people headcanon him to be as old as the universe, and tied to the void

he has multiple popular animal traits, from catboy to bunny to most commonly arctic fox

there’s etho titty tuesday. there’s. i mean. there’s etho titty tuesday.

i mean really, just… go into the ethoslab tag and you can see all the ways he’s portrayed.

And if that’s not convincing enough, here are some things he’s done in canon to hopefully sway you.

in season 7 of hermitcraft, he had a shop called Shade-E-E’s, where people could sign other people up to basically get harassed (/lh) by Etho’s shenanigans. “Free Glass” meant panes of light grey glass hidden in all your chests so you couldn’t put things into the chest. “Gardening” meant beehives hidden throughout your base so you would hear buzzing at random. “Pest Relocation” meant spawning endermites in your home.

also in season 7, he had the shop Sneak-E-E’s, which was a secret popup shop where he undercut prices or sold rare item overstock. you could only buy while it existed, and only when you could find it. the first time it was built was up in the sky, all out of shulker boxes so it wouldn’t render in until you got close. the second time was in the unused floor of Mayor GoodTimesWithScar’s shop. scar had no idea for. a while.

in last life, he scammed scar out of a life to give to bdubs, and then promptly killed scar and stole the enchanter. oh yeah, he did it with a fishing rod, too.

in season 9, he moved into bdubs’ basement without telling bdubs

in season 9, he also started late. so, in order to catch up, he exiled himself to a place untouched by the other hermits and wouldn’t let himself come back until he was able to defeat a full raid on his own. it didn’t take him long.

in double life, he and joel were paired, and were the most chaotic duo on the server. they hunted people for sport (notably, grian and scar) and burned things down for fun. “the ship burns everything burns” chanted as they set the entire map on fire

in last life, he went around trying to intimidate people into giving him gifts and he would spare their life. pretty much everyone was instantly afraid of him.

actually, most of the hermits are pretty intimidated by etho. including goodtimeswithscar.

also, most of the hermits are ethogirls.

etho and scar end up on opposing sides in pretty much everything, especially the life series (which is a funky lil hardcore battle royale). they are traditionally enemies. they pick fights with each other for fun.

If you want vengeance for Technoblade— blood for the blood god— vote Ethoslab.

Sincerely, Ethogirls

#spooky.thoughts #mcytblr sexyman #mcytblr sexymen poll #etho’s gotta go up against mumbo this round #and then up against probably scar #we need all the votes we can get #TECHNO VOTERS WE NEED UR AID!!!! #ETHOSWEEP

[babygirlbdubs]

why does everyone hate on the mesa biome? the mesa is wonderful. i love the mesa. some of y’all don’t know how to appreciate the beautiful in the desolate.

#spooky.thoughts

[babygirlbdubs]

“listening to bdubs is like having a chocolate fudge sundae with a caramel toffee pudding on top” -rendog

#spooky.thoughts #spooky.live #rendog #bdubs #rendubs #my crumbs….

[babygirlbdubs]

google search: best way to woo someone in minecraft

#the lore…. it’s for the lore…. #anyway if anyone has ideas outside of armor/tools hit up my asks #spooky.thoughts

[babygirlbdubs]

has this been done before ooorrrr...

#spooky.thoughts #i've gotten through the first chorus of hermitgangs #i'm trying not to reuse songs if i can help it (other than hermitgang itself ofc) #it's rEAL HARD

[babygirlbdubs]

i think the traffic series fandom should start leaning into the 2013 warrior cats amv potential that it has. where are my 50+ animator double life amvs to this is love by air traffic control

#spooky.thoughts #no one listen to me even i dont know what im saying anymore

[babygirlbdubs]

if you were to put a raw egg into rendog’s mouth his bird retrieving instincts would not allow him to

#spooky.thoughts #he’s trying to threaten to bite in this ep and he fully cannot #mans got soft mouth