#stumpy i would d word for u

[uncle-jj]

Alright, I have decided to write my own lyrics for one of my favorite FNF mod songs:

Little Man!

BTW, the bold lyrics represent the Boyfriend, and the italics represent Tankman.

TW: swearing, suggestive content, slurs, and reference overdose

I'm tired of being such a little man

I wish I could be the biggest in the land

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

Ain't my fault that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

What do you think I am, just some blue-haired butt monkey?

Fuckin' tired of being such a little man!

I will soon become the biggest in the land!

Little Man, there ain't no reason to be grumpy

Ain't my fault that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short!

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

It's okay, my little dude, for I am short as well!

But that don't mean you gotta be happy by raising hell!

I'm a fuckin' gaunlet, baby! And my bars are super crazy!

Everybody better run away from me or they'll be gravy!

I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout

I just wanna help a friend out!

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

I may be just a fuc-king little man, kid

But I've done more damage than you ever did

Little man, violence is not the right answer

You think I am the cause of mental cancer?

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

Yes, I'm Little Man, I got a big plan

To takeover the whole world!

I beg your pardon? Have your veins hardened?

Don't cast your swine before pearls!

I'm tired of being such a little man

I wish I could be the biggest in the land

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

But that don't mean you gotta kill a guy to be happy! (Hold up and sit!)

Meanwhile, I'm-a find you a map to your girl's wish, 'cuz she's like-

"Oh, XML! Yeah! You are my papi chulo!"

Ha! Ho! Aw yeah! You don't know 'bout her! (Yeah?)

She's my fucking life! Now go to your corner and fucking cry! Like-

Oh, please! Kiddo, jeez! This gon' be how we play?

Meanwhile, Bobby...he found out Ron's gay! (NAE NAE!)

Yeah, don't worry...about...ME! D:< I won't spout-

All that shit to the motherfucking Twitch community?

Meanwhile, I'm with my girl giving her my treat! (YEET!)

Yeah, relax. Now sit back while I do my emails, eh? (WOOOOOOOO! >:D )

I'm tired of being such a little man!

You want me to be the biggest in the land?

Dude I know you hate your-self for being short

But give me a real challenge; what'chu waiting for?

*Glass breaking*

Listen up, don't make me use my force

Or else you'll suffer beyond the worst

Gee, you're cute for being so angry

Like Marshal the marshmallow squirrelly

Hey, wait a sec, I remember when a spider would sing this silly song with me!

Bada-bang! Bada-boom! Bada-bam-ba-lam! (2x)

Little Man, use your words! This ain't no dank meme!

You're just mad that your pal was onslaught by Dream!

*Accuses BF of killing Ron in explosions*

You're mistaken! I did not kill off your dumb old pal!

Are you sure you want to kill me in front of my gal?

*Glass shattering*

B R U H

BOOM!

I'm tired of being such a little man!

You want me to be the biggest in the land?

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy? (Boom!)

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy (Boom!)

Everybody in the world will all know my name (Boom!)

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games (Boom!)

There's no way, my little dude, I'm gonna play your games (Boom!)

And besides, I play on PS1 'bout every day (Boom!)

BOOM! (4x)

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

What do you think I am, just some blue-haired butt monkey?

I vent my sadness by posting dank memes

I don't care, didn't ask. + ratio (lol)

Come on now! I'm not making a big joke!

Sadness ain't funny, so please don't you laugh!

It's okay, man, to be sad and share your feelings! Yeah-eah~!

I can't get these melodies outta my head, like a sticker I put on my laptop

Nanana, na, everyday, you're like an iPod stuck on replay!

I may be just a fuc-king little man, kid

But I've done more damage than you ever did

Little man, violence is- (FART!)

...Six piece chicken nuggets.

What'chu know 'bout rolling down in the deep?

When you brain goes numb, you can call it mental freeze

When these people talk too much, but that shit in slow motion, yeah

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, yeah

*Glass shattering*

You may try, but you won't get a hold of me

Because I'm Little Man, stupid! Can't you see?

Dude, I know that you are such a little man

Who wants to become the biggest in the land

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

*Argues in glass breaking and BRUHs*

I may be tiny, but I am mighty

Everybody will shudder once they all hear my own name

Good luck on that bro, but fuck, how should I know?

All I know is that this song is kinda like a mind game

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

You can say all the mean words straight up at my face

Ain't no excuse for being the size of a niche fanbase

Ayo, the pizza here!

OH FUCK! I'M FALLING! BOY! I AM BAWLING!

Somebody call the doctor so that my legs can be fixed!

DUDE! ARE YOU OKAY?! I AM SO SORRY!

I didn't mean for this to happen to your poor legs!

OH MY GOD! MY EARS BURN 'CUZ A SKIPPED A STEP!

I'M IN NEED OF ONE BIG EXPENSIVE MILKSHAKE!

WHAT THE HELL?! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SHAKE'S EXPENSIVE?!

I CAN ON-LY GET YOU A CHEAP ASS MILKSHAKE!

I JUST WANTED TO BE LAZY AND PLAY VIDYA GAMES!

WHY THE HELL DOES THIS DAMN SHIT ON KEEP ON HAPPENING?!

OH MY GOD! DUDE, I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS!

BUT YOU AIN'T LISTENED UP! COME ON, THAT'S NO FAIR!

*Glass shattering*

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck

DickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDickDick

ShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShitShit

BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

BIG BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS

I'm waiting every night to finally succeed in life

I just look for foes to beat up with raps that sound like beeping

(Hey, hey, hey, hey!)

Hey! You! What's up with your 'tude?

You're a bab who's sus! Don't you cross my lines, boy!

Come on, Little Man! Dreamy is the real imposter!

So find him and kick him for me!

You may try, but you won't get a hold of me

Because I'm Little Man, stupid! Can't you see?

Little Man, why are you feeling so grumpy?

I'm sorry that you are a little stumpy

Everybody in the world will all know my name

And I'm gonna kick their ass in all of their games

It's okay, my little dude, for I am short as well!

But that don't mean you gotta be happy by raising hell!

I will not put up with being little, man!

I will soon become the biggest in the land!

Dude, I know that you are such a little man

Who wants to become the biggest in the land

Everybody's always picking on me 'cuz I'm short

One day I'll show them the real pain that they're waiting for!

All that because Dream murdered Ron just to challenge me?

But that don't mean you gotta kill a guy to be happy!

*Glass shattering*

What's up there my little friend; want to funk and juggle funny rap swiftly?

When I look at your girlfriend, makes me wanna go, "UGH!"

How'd you get here, army scum?! What gives you the right to come at me?

I once beat you at your game, so don't act all funny!

*Glass shattering*

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B-b-b-b-bitch!

*Glass shattering*

That's all I have for today. Like if you want lyrics to part 2.

#friday night funkin #fnf little man #utter nonsense #fnf mod #fnf lyrics #fnf bob #fnf ron #bob's onslaught #long post

[ushiwakaout]

Boyfriend! Tsuki || Haikyuu!!

Genre: Fluff || Romance ||

Warnings: Manga Spoilers Ahead || Nsfw some where down the line ||

Gender Neutral Reader

Dedicated to @lemmien​ bc he’s a tsuki simp, come get your juice ma’am 

Mans will clown you 24/7

you’re shorter than him no doubt

friends with Tadashi

nicknames in public: shorty, short stack, short stuff, stumpy, midget

nicknames in private: shortcake, peanut, munchkin

YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DOESN’T HAVE YOU UNDER SHORT CAKE WITH A PINK HEART GRRRRRRRRRRR BARK

You’re not the Karasuno manager, so how’d you guy meet?

You’re in the same class y’all debated on some social construct and he just looked down at your fiestey figure and was like, cute? 

it made him internally gag that he might have feeling for you ,like , hello? he was like no no no no no no NO, you wanna here it in spanish? NOH! english? NO! 

When he consulted Tadashi and it was def that scene with Legosi and Jack: video here

probably avoid you the best he can tbh until he can’t

y’all got assigned together for a project that can’t just be done in class

it was like a whole week thing he had to go to you place or you had to go to his

he refused to let you go to his place but one day he forgets that he made plans with you and lucky you, you ended up snagging his address from Tadashi so you’re at the door, you knock and guy who looks like Tsuki opens the door. He’s equally as tall or maybe more and isn’t wearing glasses

“Oh? Who must you be?” - Akiteru

“Y/N, I’m sorry to intrude but I’m looking for Tsukishima.”

“Y/n? You mean you’re THE y/n? It’s nice to meet you, I’m Akiteru, Kei’s older brother. That kid doesn’t stop talking about you!”

Huh? D-did you just hear him right?

He smiles and tells you to come in, “Kei! You’re girl/boy-friend’s here!”

From his room you could hear a bang, “Ow, shit...” He comes our rubbing his eyes and he’s like “Who are you talking about-” Sees you and it’s like a light bulb light up in his head, “Ah crap, I totally forgot didn’t I?” “What are you doing here?” he pretends like he doesn’t remember.

You’re kinda butt hurt about it “We had plans remember? The project? I was waiting for you at the cafe for like an hour! I looks dumb the whole entire time bc i kept telling the waitress to buzz off since I thought you’d show up, but no, it seems like you had other plans! Anyways, i’m just here to drop this off, I did my part of the project already- If you didn’t want to work together you could’ve just said so instead of letting me humiliate myself.” You shove the half completed project onto his chest and you let yourself out but not before apologizing to Akiteru

Where you crying?

The few droplets of water on the project said yes.

What was this wrenching gut felling?

Did Tsukishima actually fell bad fro making you upset

“Welp, there goes your chance.” 

“Shut up Akiteru.”

Doesn’t stop you from hanging out from Tadashi but if Tsuki ever comes up to y’all, you dash.  

Tadashi lectured him to apologize 

Does he? Not as soon as he should.

I think he finally gave in when you where sitting in Tadashis class eating your lunch and you see him, your fist instinct is to drop what you’re doing and pack up

“Don’t you think this is ridiculous?” He ask you but you don’t answer “I asked you a question.”

Tadashi is surprised when he dropped his things to chase you

“L/N” it’s probably the 5th time he’s called you name and you finally stop

“What? What could you possibly want Tsukishima? To humiliate me again?”

“I want- I want to apologize.” 

you are SHOCKED, Tsukishima Kei, was apologizing to you.

“ I knew I forgot something, and when you came to my house it just clicked. I’m sorry.”

You low key didn’t wanna forgive him... but you where going to humiliate him now

“You’re brother said you talked about me, and he called me your girlfriend/boyfriend... What was that about?” 

He makes that “tch” noise and drags you to a nearby crook, and this mother fucker kisses you. bold. very very bold.

did it turn into a makeout session... yes it did. 

so both of you are blushing when he pulls away, a hot streak of saliva connecting your plump lips, his glasses are kinda foggy.

“This doesn’t mean I forgive you.” You tell him while panting a lil.

THAT’S HOW YALL START DATING

Dates with Tadashi, you really wouldn’t have it any other way. 

Sometimes he feels bad so he hangs out but leaves early so y’all could enjoy your date, he starts picking up a habit of doing it but sometimes it’s just like WHERE U GOING?! THIS ISN’T A DATE

Do you hang out at his house with no intention to actually hang out but just lay in his bed, wearing his clothes

HIS MOM LOVES YOU SO DAMN MUCH, JUST ADORES YOU so when you forget that Tsuki has practice she’s like “no no no, come in, let me feed you plz, you can just hang out in Kei’s room too.”

So sometimes there are days when he comes back from practice and your sprawled on his bed wearing only his shirt and his spare set of headphones 

Will throw a plush dinosoure to catch your attention

“Oh! Welcome home! You’re mama let me in.” 

he’s like ofc she did, bc i wouldn’t have (sure tsuki, sure)

he gets ready for bed, we’ll getting ready to do homework

If you wanna get cuddly, you’re gonna have to pull him away from his homework to sit on him like a baby koala

he doesn’t mind anymore, bc you’ve learned not to sit on his cord and pull his headphones off his head

timeskip tsuki

y’all fight about the stupidest things

Has be made you cry? One to many times 

85% of it was probably while fucking

you mock him so hard when he decides to go pro 

“I thought it was a club kei, I thought you hated volleyball.”

“shut up woman or i’ll shut you up”

challange accepted

you kept mocking him

thank god you’re at home bc you would have been in big trouble if you were in public.

You where just reading some manga on the couch when he’s standing behind you and he tilts your head back, his fingertips digging into your cheeks “You don’t learn do you?” you kinda give him a cheeky smile and chuckle

he gets worked up easily it’s funny to push his buttons

you push his buttons bc if he does get pissed off which is 100% of the time, it just means he’s gonna rail you 

lets add some nsfw

Does Kei fuck you in his Sendai Frogs jersey to break it in... oh hell yes

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THIS MANS DON’T HAVE AN ONLY FANS BUT PEOPLE DON’T KNOW ITS HIM SKDJSFJSJFHJ

 his sub is like 45 dollar a month bc he doesn’t just take pictures, most of his videos are of him fucking you so good. people want to know who you guys are.

when he doesn’t wanna focus on filming, the only thing he’ll post is an audio of you guys fucking and I think people like those a lot better because they can hear your moans and your pleads 

His degrading you half of the time

“You’re such a stupid whore fore my cock aren’t you. You can’t even speak.”

He has his fingers wrapped around your neck while you’re hold your knees to your chest

 you’re a crying sobbing mess and the audio records the way you sob out his name, but it’s always bleeped out, they can only hear your swearing and you’re babbling

will fuck you mating press style if he really wants to fuck your brains out.

he’ll start fucking you so slow, it doesn’t make it better but he’s trying to ease up on you bc as much as he loves it when you cry and plead, he want you to know that he loves you even if he’s calling you names

He start to kiss your forehead, your nose, your wet cheeks and then your lips.

The last few minutes is a distorted audio of him talking to you while he fucks you slowly, He’s repeating the words, “You know i love you right?”

But you’re like “fuck you Kei.” there’s a whine in your voice while he starts to speed up for the last time. in between moans you’re just like “Kei, just cum inside me already, please just- just fill me up already.” 

you’re knees are on his shoulders and he’s riding out both your orgasm and his

and while he does that you’re just like “I fucking hate you, god fuck- oh god, I fucking love you.”

“Do you hate me or do you love me, make up your mind woman.”

“Shut up kei, just kiss me.”

Request Are Open!!!

#tsukishima #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima oneshot #hq tsukishima #tsukishima angst #tsukishima x you #haikyuu!! #haikyuu manga #haikyuu #haikyuu spoilers #timeskip haikyuu #timeskip tsukishima #sendai frogs #haikyuu sendai frogs

[ghosty-schnibibit]

new graduation liveblog! ^o^

i legit didn’t remember it was right thursday until about 10 am this morning and luckily didn’t see any spoilers lol. let’s go!

i forgot they leveled up! i can't wait to see what the boys get at lvl 3

i love these dumb boys

did he add the humming in post??? that is so good

yay! more rainier, my favorite girl :D

oh fun, this sounds cool as hell

"so accounting is not just a good apparently" mood griffin

travis i am not good at math there is no way i will be able to keep up with this in media res

i am so with justin in this moment, i was super into the entire scenario but the minute the word "credit" was used my eyes glazed over

okay, clint's got it, we’re good

justin ilu

hold on i have the players handbook next to me... at second level argo got cunning action and at third he gets to pick his rogue archetype! that's not nothing! that’s a lot of cool things!

yes please griffin i need to know it

that is not in the players handbook wtf, i need to look that up

"rakish audacity" i am loving this holy shit

on to fitz!

oh right, this is the thing grififn mentioned, fun

he's a lil glow worm

i'm torn between looking up what those are and not knowing for the sake of suspense

poor justin lmao

of all of them druid is the class i'm most familiar with

fitzroy you dumb shit

he's doing so good

skdlhlahslkhsdk fitzroy has turned into papyrus

i liked bud

d r . m u s h r o o m s

i was about to say it was the same lol

fungi!!!

y'all've done it before lol

oooooh new music! so chill and nice

BARNS AND NOBLES

oh nice! so this is the fantasy costco equivalent, cool

"i'm in there like swimwear" i love this so much lol

THERE ARE MOUSE-FOLK??? travis you have made my life

now travis controls the garfield cameo lmao

trav killing it with the npc voices as usual

don't dip into the elmo voice lol

the cloak of what??? oh classy

fitzroy there is no need to be rude to this npc what are you doing

nice, can't wait to see art of fitz's luxurious calves lol

"you can call me jerry" T R A V I S

justin joining clint the plane-walker

the mouse voice is just slipping lower and lower

maybe don't do that

"why would you make the math, oh god" mood

... why does he want glasses, i love this mental image but... w h y

why has he bought glue?????

"i love this reality" me too argo, me too

they have notebooks of farspeech, i love this

argo why would you

T H E Y  A R E  A L L  G A R Y

ilu clint

i have some references for what dnd weapons look like, i'm gonna pull that up real quick... yeah that is just a big stumpy hammer alright

justin dropping some good wisdom

didn't he say sister before? are there multiple mouse people over there or is jerry genderfluid? i am happy with either option

yay for new candlenights ep! ^u^

oooh, nice name

oh fun, a familiar buddy

i would die for snippers

i find it suspicious that she hasn't turned around yet

"kambucha please" i am so torn between my desire for this to go well for the pcs and my desire to know what fitz is like drunk

what the fuck are you saying fitz

f i t z r o y

travis sounds so broken lol

she sounds very distrustful

the skeletons are cheerful and sweet tho :|

pfffff poor juice lol

oh it's a seeing eye hawk! that's so cool! :D

can i just say real quick i am so proud of travis for including so much disability rep so seamlessly into his world, i'm loving the "this fantasy setting, of course it has tons of cool magical accommodations for people who need them" flavor of world building he keeps peppering in

do not try to have your baby crab fight the hawk fitzroy

ilu justin

i've never seen the prequels griffin i don't know what that means

"what is wrong with you" argo loves his limes

except people who are allergic to peanuts

ilu argo holy shit

someone like fitzroy lol

oh fun, they've unearthed a balrog

... so its a goron

♪♫♬ statefarm is there ♪♫♬

i am also deeply into this plan, this sounds like an exciting quest :D

you're a fucking druid how do you have no pluses???

argo is my smart boy and i love him to bits

a xorn? oh jesus fuck that's a gnarlly looking motherfucker

oh sweet dr. mushroom, ilu

i love the strange absurdity of this world

... that was a long ass pause, i thought i accidentally paused it

xorn xorn

just one of the npcs pay it fitz it doesn't need to be this complicated 

thank you justin holy shit

"i'm a rogue!" "okay" i love argo keene with my whole heart

f y e l p

leon is a sweet shy boy

"we are suing the tooth monster!" i am in love with this set-up

argo my sweet baby what is the grift with the mints

just a good natured mint goof

it's a lil magma dude :o

cliffhanger!!!!!

another really great episode! i’m so happy with the way the plot is progressing, and i’m loving the continuing world-building! also, even though i love all of the pcs this season, four episodes in i think i can say argo is definitely my favorite.

see you guys with new taz in the new year ^u^

#taz #taz graduation #taz spoilers #the adventure zone #ghosty liveblogs taz #i love graduation more and more every episode