#tbh kise would probably drink too but not at parties idk

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College Party Head Canons - Kuroko no Basket Version

*raises hand for knb drunk shenanigans* even though i noticed your askbox is closed for requests, idek if this counts as a request x.x but if you wanna do some stuff for some of those guys then i would not be opposed!!

AN: I’m glad you gave me an excuse to write this yo I gotchu

So here are the KnB boys who would most likely be caught at a college party and what kind of drunk they are!

WARNING: Alcohol & weed mention!

aomine

A very cuddly person! Always has his arm tightly around someone or some people with a mixed drink in his hand. Often buries his nose in his shorter partner’s hair affectionately.

Can’t stand the taste of most hard liquors, so prefers a heavy dose of jungle juice, but isn’t opposed to shots.

With that said, does lotsa body shots! Like a crazy amount…. His drunk self thinks it’s the sexiest thing if someone is so willing to lie down and let him lick salt off of them before a tequila shot.

The type to bring someone up to the host’s bedroom and lock the door the whole night.

The king of beer pong because Midorima doesn’t go to parties.

Has a permanent, sexy smirk and bedroom eyes the entire night and he can easily bring someone home.

He’s an affectionate drunk, both cute and cuddly and nsfw LOL. Most of the time he goes to these parties and drinks for recreation and fun, but sometimes he’ll go to forget the bad day/week he had. Alcohol enhances the mood he’s feeling that day.

haizaki

Who let this mans into the house? Straight up making out with someone the second he enters throught the door, even before he grabs a drink.

The one that everyone wants to end up in bed with. Rumor has it he spoils his catch of the night until they’re shaking and begging for more.

Straight no chaser typa mans. It’s tequila and henny or nothing.

Most likely to black out and not remember the night. Any normal person would be scared as hell blacking out, but Haizaki isn’t normal LOL.

Although he looks like the tank of the party, his tolerance isn’t too high, but not too low, either. He tries to outdrink everyone, but it never works out and he’s gone after 10 shots.

Spends half of the night on the dance floor. Lives for being in the middle of a grind train.

Most likely to get into a fight, let’s be real. He’s the reason why parties get busted by the cops LOL.

A wildcard when he’s drunk. He’s either super horny and tries to get it in, or is angry as hell and tries to fight.

hanamiya

This little shit cheats in beer pong like he cheats in basketball.

He gets caught too many times, so he’ll play circle of death or irish poker instead.

Prefers beer because hard liquor burns his throat.

Honestly doesn’t get too drunk at parties on purpose. He thinks watching everyone else drunk is entertaining. He likes to spike others’ drinks or shove shots into their hands.

Also likes body shots, but only because he gets to lick salt off of soft skin. Most of the time the person he’s licking will drag him up to the bathroom or the 7 Minutes in Heaven closet, which is exactly what he wants.

Would rather finish that business at the party rather than take them home. He thinks it’s too much work to do the morning after.

When he does drink to get drunk, it’s either as a celebration or because he’s in a bad mood, so like Aomine, how he acts really depends on how he feels that day.

murasakibara

Uh oh.

It takes a lot to get him drunk, but because of that, he doesn’t really know his limit, so he’ll chug and mix lots of things and it all hits him at once….

Most likely to be hunched over a toilet or found in the backyard. He’s very good at not making a mess in the house.

He gets very needy when drunk, but only to his close friends. He’s not really one to socialize, so he’ll get clingy to the people he came to the party with.

He got so tired of drinking and tasting alcohol that he decided to try some other party paraphernalia. If you think he eats a lot now, oh boy…. you do not want this gentle giant high.

When high, he’s a lot lazier than usual LOL but he thinks high sex is the best sex he’s ever had and gets so into it that he’ll actually do equal amount of work as his partner.

After converting to the greens at parties, he almost instantly gets a hard on, due to all the activity he’s experienced with it, so had to convert back to alcohol (he’s like Pavlov’s dog).

Usually keeps to himself at parties. Doesn’t really approach others unless he sees someone he really likes. Once he talks to them, he’ll do all he can to take them home.

takao

Life of the party! Everyone knows who he is and everyone says hi to him as they enter the house.

Is often the host of the party because Midorima always visits his parents on the weekends (he doesn’t know).

Likes to kiss everyone either on the cheek as a friend or pull them into a heated make out.

Is always the dj because obviously everyone’s taste in music sucks except for his.

Takes lotsa snapchats to show the world how lit his party is.

Makes the best jungle juice. It’s both strong and tasty.

Because he’s the host most of the time, he’s like the mom at the party. He readily supplies water, plastic bags, napkins, a place to stay if someone reallllyy needs it, and saltine crackers.

Once in a while, when he’s attending someone else’s party, he’ll go all out. A row of shots immediately, but then quits because it doesn’t take him long to get drunk.

#aomine #aomine daiki #haizaki #haizaki shougo #hanamiya #hanamiya makoto #murasakibara #murasakibara atsushi #takao #takao kazunari #knb #knb headcanons #kuroko no basket #kuroko no basket headcanons #tbh kise would probably drink too but not at parties idk