#thats an exaggeration but barely

[grandwretch]

I've decided I love punk Steve but only if he still looks and acts exactly the same way, he just also happens to own every punk record he's been able to get his hands on since '78

Eddie loses his mind the first time he stays over and sees Steve's massive record collection

#steddie #Eddie hears him humming I've Got You Babe and is like God damn babe CHER??? #little does he know that Steve is a huge The Dictators fan #also before you ask no I don't know any punk songs from after 79 #thats an exaggeration but barely

[submerged-into-clouds]

Weird Girl WIP

#it has barely progressed past the sketch part #but thats ok #i wanted to exaggerate her limbs? #and give her a very unfriendly facial expression? #anywho #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #guilty gear aba #guilty gear a.b.a #aba guilty gear #a.b.a guilty gear #a.b.a #guilty gear paracelsus #sonne art

[possiblytracker]

courtesy of the enablers in my notes, here is my Flamingo Wisdom gained from the catch today

first of all, a flamingo separated from its flock (as it has to be when you are moving that beast around) is kind of like a horse, in that it will freak the fuck out if a leaf so much as moves in the corner of its eye, and it really really really wants to break its stupid twig legs by any means necessary. and you really cannot let them do this, because they will probably die, but they are stronger than they look and despite their insane 70+yrs captive lifespan they appear pretty fucking determined to spectacularly remove themselves from this mortal coil. if they cannot kill themselves, they will simply attempt to kill something else; if you do not personally clamp their beaks shut using your entire hand they will reach around with their long stupid tube necks and start swinging without hesitation. they bite, and will rip out hair and earrings and whatever else in reach they can get their fucked up beaks on. several of the flamingos were covered in visible blood stains of unknown origin before even picking them up, and half the day was spent wondering if one had been attacked and was doing all this bleeding, but as far as i know nobody ended up finding any which left way more questions than answers

to transport a flamingo is a two-person effort, because they are so long and so desperate to fuck up themselves or whoever is around them that you need at least two sets of hands to pull it off safely. one person holds the flamingo facing backwards tucked under one arm kind of like a set of bagpipes. with the other arm you have to hold both legs apart, because if they are allowed to lash out you get fun accidents like "vet tech pummeled in the balls with full force of both flamingo feet at once, advised to leave premises". you have to hold the legs facing downwards, otherwise the circulation gets cut off, as they are physically incapable of pumping their own blood down there without the effects of gravity. the resulting effect looks kind of like you are holding a guitar wrong, or slow-dancing in a really fucked up way. it is also objectively impossible to place your hands on the bird in a way that you will not get pissed on.

the second person has to stand just behind the first and supervises the head, holding its beak shut as shown and supporting the neck in a comfortable position. some flamingos do not Have a comfortable position and will just spend the entire time wriggling and trying to bite you, which you just kind of have to deal with. you also get direct eye contact with the beast at all times, which is. interesting and unnerving

the only people handling them solo were the vet in charge of weighing the animals, the guy sticking them into the back of a van, and my boss, who stood in the corral chasing groups of them into a smaller pen for catching. every time a pair came to collect their next bird he would open the door to the pen, head in alone, you'd briefly hear the most fucked up cartoon fistfight-esque noises from inside, and about thirty seconds later he would reappear with an entire flamingo tucked casually under one arm like a football and just hand it to you. most baffling part of the entire experience, i think

despite the turbulence however they did make it safely to their new home :)

#THIS IS NOT 100% ACCURATE SOME DETAILS ARE SLIGHTLY EMBELLISHED FOR FUNNY PURPOSES. IF ANYONE AT WORK SEES THIS DONT FIRE ME #i am only Barely exaggerating though like im not Lying #only learning the most vital skills for my resume at my work experience volunteering job. at the Duck Zoo. flamingo holder #most fucked up birds ive ever been up close to i am fascinated and appalled. #the first image is a rambunctious young man (born 2017) the second image is a senior citizen (caught as an adult bird in 1961) #LIKE. some of these birds have been here since the sixties when it was still legal for a guy to just Take Birds from places #isnt that insane. its insane to me #anyway that it thats the post #tw unsanitary #ask to tag

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I don't think I ever posted this? I drew this when I first trying out a feel for Miranda Vanerbilt's design (for the "I think we're going to have to kill this guy") + the sketch (well, lineart too, I didn't have a separate sketch and lineart) before I moved onto making the dress

#im not used to drawing super dainty characters but i think i nailed this pretty well #i tried to exaggerate the body type in the game even more. miranda should have barely any curves! #i think i succeeded more with that in the second drawing but thats what practice rounds are for! for practice #my art #miranda vanderbilt

[hylianane]

i really dont like using my blog to vent or complain cause idk thats not what social media is about to me its just a space to be silly about the things i like. that being said. im just gonna do a mini vent in the tags abt smth that isnt even half as serious as im making it sound

#Listen. i found live action Zoro jarringly serious and edgy at times. Very juvenile. But its very telling to me that the ppl complaining- #-the loudest abt his characterization and scenes with luffy are the same zosan shippers constantly putting him down in their works #genuinely every other fic is filled to the brim with characters constantly talking down to him like a toddler and mocking him #and even telling Sanji shit like omg youre so brave for being in love with him it must be so difficult #and suddenly as a reader Im not rooting for the relationship im rooting for Zoro to get better friends #so like are you guys SURE opla zoro is this edgy oc or does it seem that way bc you flanderize him just as much in the opposite direction #taking his goofy scenes and exaggerating them to make him seem barely functional #when in the anime he IS competent and people trust him and find him very cool when he drops badass lines all of the sudden #sometimes he even actively tries to be cool and edgy. its not rare or unheard of. we were all there when he started posing in the wax #its the execution of these traits in the LA that seem juvenile and jarring and OOC but lets not pretend like the guy youd find- #-on ao3 is better written or accurate to animanga zoro at all. the criticism itself is valid but from some zosan guys it sounds silly #youll notice casual or non shipper fans tend to rlly like LA Zoro and thats because fanon can truly TRULY be a disease #i’ve had this opinion of fanon zoro for a while but just seeing him pitted against opla zoro really brought back my unhappiness with him #if i had to pick between the two of them…

[dracolizardlars]

Body: So, you know there's that Thing today that you're really stressed about?

Me: Yeah?

Body: We've decided to give you agonising physical pain about it.

Me: ...

Body: Just thought it would help take your mind off of things.

Me: Great.

Body: You're welcome.

#draco speaks #my life having chronic pain thats worse with stress #I'm *barely* exaggerating on the 'agonising' this time #luckily it never actually affects my ability to function I kinda compartmentalise it and go about everything completely normal #while also on a separate channel in my brain there is absolute constant Horrible Searing Pain #but because nothing actually helps there's nothing I want to do about it yk

[archirdarchernar]

.

#vent #tw vent #i feel like im going to explode #i cant bring myself to do anything so all this energy is just gathering and building up and i feel like im seconds away from exploding #i want human connection so fucking bad but im so fucked up no one would want to compromise a relationship with me #immersed myself in fiction so much i keep dreaming of having relationships that ill never have because most other people just Dont Work That #Way #all my relationships feel so shallow now #ig thats my fault #for never presenting the real version of myself. showing others caricatures and exaggerations of my character so i can be more likeable #ill never feel safe enough around anyone to drop the act. and even if i do ill feel too guilty to stop #ive doomed myself theres no fixing me #theres no motivation to do anything anymore i can barely get myself to lift a finger #hey why didnt anyone tell me just sitting up would be so hard. why didnt anyone tell me just drawing a few strokes would take most of my #energy #if anyone ripped my heart out right now id thank them for putting me out of my misery #theres nothing here. might as well also become nothing #this feeling is awful id prefer being hurt instead #i cant make it go away #someone please just kill me #arc 3am logs

[femmesandhoney]

no offence but you shouldn't be proud of not knowing the names of those you interact with regularly. you sound like you think you're above these people, which i'm sure isn't actually the case. humans are built for making human connections, it's the only thing that matters at the end of the day

blah blah blah

#ofc i know the names of my friends but do ik the names of all my classmates i barely see but do technically interact w a lot? no bc why #would i #also sorry im not besties w everyone i interact w a lot and i forget their name from time to time #literally so normal #and gasp this may shock u but i do exaggerate at times #my internal dialogue is being shared but doesn't mean thats an accurate reflection of my day to day

[ask-healingsunny]

Basil, Sunny says your hair is, and I quote, "incredibly fluffy". But what about Sunny's hair? What do you think of his hair Basil?

"... Fluffy..?

Um, I don't know if I should answer-"

#it feels like cooked angel hair pasta thats been out in the open air too long so it's all dry and brittle #sunnys hair is crunchy. #he barely washes his hair. #(slightly exaggerated) #omori #omori ask blog #ask healing sunny #omori sunny #sunny omori

[ilonacho]

i keep thinking abt across the 🕷verse and burst into tears

#spoilers in danish further into the tags cuz hey thats a good way to do this i think #just bawling my eyes out in the shower the night we watched it #tearing up at work thinking abt it #listening to the soundtrack rn while i TRY to draw and fight back tears #ive been yelling at my bestie from work to watch the first one so she can watch the sequel #i NEED to watch it again sometime soon. would be cool to watch it in cinemas again but i can settle for streaming #so i can rewind like a mad man #and i wanna rewatch the first one again eventho i did while in denmark lmao #🕷verse and the bois are what superhero media is TO ME. THEY GET IT #like det er mit problem med m@rvel når der aldrig er civile i fare like lol ok idc hele universet er i fare #jeg vil se situationer som i pavs univers da den kæmpe bygning falder og der er civile i fare #FUCK JEG GRÆDER BARE VED TANKEN FKDKFBD #FUCK ALSO INVINCIBLE THAT IS MY TRIO OF SUPERHERO MEDIA WHO GETS IT #den scene i toget med spider toby hvor de civile står i mellem deres helt og en skurk like… auuooughg jeg kan seriøst ikke engang #snakke om det uden min stemme knækker det er så pinligt gldbkfkd #kan sige så meget mere men fuck. fuck. what a perfect movie and im not exaggerating

[girlwithfish]

like when he asked how im doing he didnt like my response i guess and it turned into an argument which is so weird like its so easy to just ask how u can b there for the other person or say some simple bs like ur doing ur best but it turned into an argument... red flag fr

#all i said was im not doing the best but im getting by etc and then he said some weird stuff abt how he feels hes contributing #and then i say im just in a weird place but im working thru it its just a rough week and then he gets kind of accusatory towards me for some #reason saying he cant just sit there and watch me ruminate or all this stuff thats like a drastic exaggeration it feels? Idk #Like the one time i had a moment last time i saw him was too much for him i guess and thats fine but #i dont like how he exaggerated and also twisted what happened tbh. like acting like i sat there for hours upset or smth is really odd #like if its too much for him thats fine but i dont like the reframing and acting like all i talked abt is how im 'not over my ex' its just a #gross misunderstanding or misinterpretation of what i mactually going thru #which doesnt really affect him That much honestly. imho like #its not like i just sit there and cry or am upset i dont really go to him for emotional support or rely on him he doesnt have to do that #much for me in terms of support IMO. obv ik #being w someone whos been abused blablabla can b a lot but it feels weird when he seemed understanding initially in the beginning and #knew what he was getting into #and just exaggerating abt me is kind of annoyinggggg #nah hes done😭 #were just not a good match and i dont think hes very emotionally mature and #also in general not equipped for a relationship like. shit car barely showed any care for me when its only been a month got too comfortable #w me never rly has taken me out has no food at his place like get it together 😭IDK

[mxboxlocks]

I'm so sorry, Box. It's always hard when an animal you care for completely flips. Whether it be aggression or not, it's just tragic to witness. I wish you and your partner the best in dealing with this tough situation <3

thanks man. he's chilled out now. i'm hoping getting him his shots and neutering him will help because i know his hormones are making him feel crazy frustrated. i wish his previous owners would have given a damn enough about him to get him neutered but of course they wouldn't have, the mom of that family literally got him out of a walmart parking lot for free and who wouldn't want a free cutie little runt kitty?!?! nevermind the fact that they were living in a fucking hotel at the time with four kids.

i try my hardest to be patient with him because he's literally a cat, but let's just say i think i need therapy bc sometimes i wanna gmod ragdoll into the sun because i can't understand what he wants

poor kitty gets terrified when i pull out a spray bottle. and he hates children so terribly much (goes airplane mode when he hears them outside and scratched one of said family's child for getting too close) so i can only fucking imagine what it was like in that tiny, filthy, hoarded ass apartment

#thats not an exaggeration #his previous owner was a massive hoarder #and it got them kicked out of like two homes #and while i recognize that its a genuine illness i do not excuse her for doing what she did to kiki #he deserved better. #not to mention his fucking breeders #he was barely even weaned #anyways #thank you for the sympathy #i really appreciate it and im sorry for dumping on specifically yoy #i think i'll be ok now #box's lockbox

[nerosdayinanime]

#one piece #A UGA #BELLEMERE........ #YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KICK ME IN THE NUTS W FEELS MAN #THEY FUCKIN WATCHED THEIR MOM GET EXECUTED BECAUSE SHE COULDNT SAY THEY WERENT FAMILY AND HAVE THEM FLEE #GOD FUCKING #[punches wall] [breaks desk] [bites wires] #i like nami's arc #also very curious as to what the X on the map is- its def not a big grand treasure like theyre implying its gotta be something sentimental #taking a little break w this cuz i got wayy too into the moment #the reaction images are only barely exaggerating lmao #also im surpised ive gotten to ep 3......4 i think now- so fast #oh yeah i also cried a bit at sanji's. people sacrificing their own wellbeing for children while pretending their too tough for it gets me #[internal dialogue] do NOT make a crossover do NOT make a crossover do NOT make a crossover you've already done naruto do NOT do it with op- #i could draw a protagonist swap.. thats not an au... #question is who the fuck do i swap nezuko with #.... #she can be zoro‚ as a treat‚ #THREE SWORDS STYLE HAS A SWORD IN THE MOUTH. REPLACEMET BAMBOO WITH TWICE THE LETHALITY<3 #zoro gets to nap all he wants lmao #i swear to fuck if this gets me back into drawing im gonna scream

[eggthew]

1) fucking love the texture I want to eat it

2) this genuinely confuses me?? I think they mean "perfection doesnt exist"? because perfectionism is like. a state of mind or whatever its called and it is very much real, I know this bc its actually ruining my life

#the audio was like. reject anything thats made you feel like you're not good enough which is a great message. but like. #i think a lot of people think perfectionism is just a casual thing? something in the back of your brain? #perfectionism quite literally makes me want to kill myself. i fuck up or I dont get something rigjt straight away and I have a whole crisis #im not exaggerating when I say its ruining my life shdjdjd #idk. kinda pissy but mostly confused at this #many times when ive tried to say to people i have perfectionism i get brushed off or treated like its a fun lil quirk #girl i can barely function #suicide mention #egg talks

[universalsatan]

one night in bangkok by murray head: bad trans rep

lola by the kinks: good trans rep <3

#just found lola lmaoooooo #sadge because one night in bangkok kinda fucks but bitchass be transphobic #the fact that i kinda grew up w one night in bangkok too because my dad would listen to it a bunch hahsjdjajdj #love seeing my mom telling my dad not to play it because it’s offensive but my trans ass is like. well i mean. it Does kinda bop tho- #to be fair to my dad. his first language is english. and like. back when he first came to the states he and all the other mexicans in the cl #ub (ig in mexico too) would just bop tf out to english songs and just have absolutely No idea what the words meant #i barely process words unless ive listened to the song a million times. no exaggeration #*** one night in bangkok is also p racist as i just realized #gonna spite it and make a kickass cover thats trans positive. get fucked mr. head #****MY DADS FIRST LANGUAGE IS SPANISH #wow i think the coffee’s finally kicked in huh

[shattered-pieces]

russian propaganda's main goal is to not just spread disinformation but to turn you into a bot and create a bot army

And thus turn a whole society so that it does its bidding. Ignoring the war is an intermediate goal. An ultimate goal is to make you love putin and give in to him despite the fact he's never done anything for you. You as in -- you, citizens of the free world, who he's gradually changing so that you call freedom slavery and slavery freedom. You'll be his without him firing a shot.

#exaggerating? #look at the fawning over putin trump and maga does #russia #putin #propaganda #bots #bot army #trolls #“thinking for oneself #when youre really just parroting r propaganda #i know ppl like this personally #americans #many mindless drones #idk how anyone could want america to have anything to do w trump #but thats where we are #we barely know what freedom is #or appreciate it #its al the same #no its not #flawed democracy isnt the #same as a dictatorship