#the greendale seven

[themostfinalofpams]

The Greendale Seven are a found family who made each other worse

#tropes #nbc community #community #found family #i can make him worse #the greendale seven #jeff winger #shirley bennett #abed nadir #troy barnes #annie edison #britta perry #pierce hawthorne

[conanssummerchild]

troy saying to abed "no one will ever have my patience with you" and then troy leaves and we see that its kind of true, no one is patient with abed like troy is

#“elaborate” i cant #u all get it right #IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACHHH #like oml #alex says shit #alex is an idiot #abed nadir #community #troy barnes #trobed #troy and abed #the study group #the greendale seven #nbc community #is this about jeffs agression towards abed in s6? #isnt everything? #it makes me sad #sad face #:(

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

#community textposts #community text posts #annie edison #trobedison #trobed #britta perry #jeff winger #nbc community #troy barnes #abed nadir #community nbc #brittannie #community show #the study group #greendale seven #the greendale seven #community #six seasons and a movie

[ghostlyswamp]

On this December 10th I wish everyone a happy semester and merry new one!!

#nbc community #community #greendale #the greendale seven

[emmanelson]

Community as some of my favorite Veep quotes part one

#communityedit #sitcomedit #jeff winger #britta perry #abed nadir #annie edison #shirley bennett #troy barnes #ben chang #ian duncan #pierce hawthorne #veep #the greendale seven #six seasons and a movie #community nbc

[sparklingspidey]

Okay so we all know how messed up it was for Annie, Abed and Jeff to accept money from and befriend Britta’s parents. Inexcusable. Other than the fact that they’re broke, I kept thinking why.

But here’s the thing. None of them have healthy relationships with their parents. They see Britta’s parents as kind, generous people. They see what they wish they had—parents who are actively trying to have a healthy, happy relationship. Then they see Britta who has the opportunity to have what they want and is throwing it all away. On top of that, Britta’s parents are using her friends to fill the hole Britta left.

Of course Jeff is gonna eat carbs with a Dad who won’t judge him for his weight. Of course Abed is gonna watch movies with a Mom who will let him info dump. Of course Annie is going to have game nights with parents who won’t judge her for her past. Hell, they’re the only ones who care about Ben when he gets seriously hurt.

But that doesn’t make it okay. Because Britta knew them growing up and she’s the one who got seriously hurt by their actions. Annie, Abed, and Jeff didn’t.

#nbc community #community nbc #britta perry #abed nadir #troy barnes #annie edison #jeff winger #the greendale seven

[thegazettejournalmirror]

GREENDALE'S 1st TUMBLR ISSUE OF THE GAZETTE JOURNAL MIRROR!!

March 11 . 24. - a Quality publication of Greendale Community College

This issue's hot topics:

GLOW Party: Raging success, or total Dean-saster?

Elixirs, Potions and Me - Leonard Rodriguez rumoured to be in a cult for immortality.

An all-new update on the Winger-Perry wedding!

INCLUDES an exclusive interview of @prayingshirleybennett on getting the star couple engaged!

GLOW Party: Raging success, or total Dean-saster?

This past week saw the biggest, showiest party this year has seen so far - one anonymous attendee even suggested it was ‘reminiscent of those ragers people go to in the movies, you know, where they all get drunk and play beer pong.’ The party was nicknamed ‘GLOW Party’ in honour of the glowing cat owned by Troy Barnes and who is suggested to have been at the centre of the party’s inception. While it’s undeniable that this party was no disappointment in the wow factor, many will agree that the night became sour only a few drinks in.

The party invites were reported to have been sent out via a Tumblr post of student ‘Rayla Leone’ and by widespread messaging, word of mouth and Greendale’s official announcement Tumblr page, run by the Dean.

By the time day school was out only a few short hours later, the entire body was buzzing with the news, with the exception of the majority of the staff who remained uninvited and are still said to be ‘pretty darn pissed’ about the affair. 

A member of staff who asked to remain anonymous commented; ‘It’s just rude. That study group and all their little friends just pick and choose who they like. Always running the school! Even the pets were invited. Huh. And what if I wanted to see a glowing cat?”

When asked to elaborate on the grievance with said study group, the member of staff refused to comment further and terminated the interview.

According to varied sources, there were few discrepancies when the evening’s ‘rager’ began in the apartment of student ‘Rayla Leone’. In fact, our sources went as far as commenting how seriously fun’ it turned out to be and how they had  ‘needed the night off from mid-terms.’

The sources claimed there were drinking games, uno, spin the bottle, snooker, foosball and even a heated game of twister before the event turned bleak. 

We know that there was originally a small amount of cheap alcohol on scene, but some basic information such as the strengths and quantities remain unknown. However, Tumblr posts claim that student ‘Britta Perry’, belonging to the aforementioned study group, was known to have brought in a good amount of ‘blue raspberry svedka’ which has been blamed for the extreme hangovers and blackouts party-goers experienced the next day. 

There is also a strong likelihood that the party was mass-roofied, not unlike Greendale’s own Halloween party late last year, the events of which are still unknown despite intensive investigation and the shared experience of bite mark scars. 

Many rumours are known to have arisen of a personal nature to many students and staff and yet the largest event of the night in question is a recent development in the ‘Evil Timeline Debacle.’ Troy Barnes’ glowing cat, named ‘Lightbulb’, the centre of the party, was reported missing the following morning. Not many had yet shaken off their hangovers and as such no action was taken until the later hours of the day. 

The evil timeline members are said to have infiltrated the party and stolen Barnes’ ‘alien’ cat in exchange for a ransom of $1,000 and invitations to the upcoming Barnes-Nadir wedding. This wedding is allegedly platonic though evidence of this is still unclear. 

The evil members were also suggested to have roofied the party in order to get away with their act.

Jeff Winger, student of law and close friend of Troy Barnes, was called upon to pay the ransom. Following his agreement the cat was returned safely to Barnes that afternoon. 

In respect to the likely trauma induced by the sudden event, the Gazette Journal Mirror did not question Barnes on his experience. 

Images were posted of the event but other than mere speculation no further rumour or scandal can be confirmed or denied at this current time.

Elixirs, Potions and Me - Leonard Rodriguez rumored to be in a cult for immortality.

Leonard Rodriguez (né Briggs, he changed his last name to garner the Hispanic vote during his campaign for Student Body President) has reportedly been endeavouring to attain immortality.

The evidence is finite, and his methods are unclear, yet it nevertheless remains apparent that there is certainly something occurring behind the scenes. 

On his ask-blog, @leonardlikesthissite, Rodriguez often posts his Saturday events under the tag ‘Saturdays with Leonard.’ 

On a typical weekend, this includes activities such as swimming, clubbing, or jigsaws, (we particularly enjoyed this pizza review.) Once, he even posted about the political debate with his opponent and fellow student, ‘Magnitude.’

On this particular weekend however, Rodriguez alarmed many of his fellows and friends by posting ‘This Saturday Leonard is doing a ritual that may or may not lead to immortality!’ under his usual tag. When asked by another student ‘how’, Rodriguez denied details. 

He did however hint that Greendale’s AC repair school had something to do with the ‘ritual.’ 

Here at the Gazette Journal Mirror, we cordially wish Leonard the best of luck with his ambitions. May our school's longest-attending student, in his own words, ‘Live, laugh love,’ for his new eternity. 

An all-new update on the Winger-Perry wedding! 

According to the official Greendale announcements page, run by Dean Pelton, the Winger-Perry wedding will take place in Greendale itself. This has been a source of great excitement for many of their friends and indeed those at the school, too. 

Dean Pelton instructed that a repost of this statement would secure an invitation to the wedding. 

There have been a few comments here and there about the current attendees and who is in the wedding party. This remains limited so we must stress that no invitations can be guaranteed in the reposting of the wedding announcement. 

Further conversation about the upcoming nuptial of Winger-Perry has been unreported. 

Exclusive interview with Shirley Bennett!

Interviewer: Hello there! 

Bennett: Helloooo! So nice to be doing this todayy! And so exciting that the paper is making it to the interweb blogs, hehe!

Interviewer: Nice to have you. I agree, it is exciting. We’re all buzzing to go for the first release! Now, let’s talk weddings. Can you confirm that it was indeed you who incited the engagement in the first place?

Bennett: Oh yes! Of course I can, it was simply my duty to my Lord above and my friends, too. I didn’t want them to get sent to the burning place way down below all because they didn’t say a few little vows! Vows before God that is.

Interviewer: I see. And what does this union mean to you in terms of friendship?

Bennett: Well, from the start of being at Greendale I always used to say to Jeffery that two white people as cute and single as them should be together. I’m not saying I…stirrredd the pot…but I’ll say that maybe if I hadn’t said some things to Jeffery about Britta they might not even be together!

Interviewer: Would you share those details with us?

Bennett: OOooooh noooo! Heehe! It’s too personal, I can’t do that, it would be unholy. And unfriendly!

Interview: Well then, that wraps things up. Thanks for coming to our interview, Shirley!

Bennett: Thank you, and thank you, Lord and savior above!

#thegazettejournalmirror #news #breaking news #community nbc #nbc community #the greendale seven #jeff winger #britta perry #gimmick blog #community tb #community #annie edison #troy barnes #shirley bennett #abed nadir #trobed #jeffbritta #greendale community college #newspaper #society #community show

[little-cereal-draws]

If Donald Glover can't be in the community movie, he should at least make a cameo right? Well here's my idea for it:

The gang is dealing with whatever the plot is and Jeff's laying out their overly elaborate plan. Troy comes in halfway through because Abed forgot something at home, like a water bottle or a scarf or smth, gives it to him, kisses him, and leaves. Everyone else is like "????????????" and Abed just casually explains how Troy is his trophy husband now and they never return to it but at least I can sleep happy knowing Troy is alive, married to Abed, and rich

#community #community nbc #nbc community #community movie #six seasons and a movie #6 seasons and a movie #the greendale seven #trobed #troy barnes #abed nadir #jeff winger #donald glover

[itsthedarkest-timeline]

i am once again procrastinating on studying

#troy barnes #abed nadir #troy and abed #trobed #community nbc #community text posts #the study group #the greendale seven #my textposts

[bethanyactually]

13 years ago today, we became a Community. 🥹

#communityedit #community #the greendale seven

[whatsjeffwingerdoing]

jeff winger is currently winning against the study group at just dance (he’s getting a bit competitive)

#jeff winger #the greendale seven #community #six seasons and a movie #britta perry #annie edison #troy barnes #abed nadir #shirley bennett #what’s jeff winger doing?

[conanssummerchild]

im collecting very important data please help me out here

#i know who i think definitely wouldnt #but i included everyone to be fair #jeff winger #abed nadir #troy barnes #annie edison #britta perry #shirley bennett #pierce hawthorne #the study group #the greendale seven #nbc community #community

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

#annie last like a reward #everytime i swear it’s gonna be the last one that i make a community textpost post #they’re just getting consistently worse #pierce hawthorne #annie edison #trobed #troy barnes #abed nadir #listen i know the textposts are starting to get really dull. but like i can’t stop its addictive #nbc community #community nbc #the study group #the greendale seven #jeff winger #britta perry #shirley bennett

[ghostlyswamp]

I love the song that plays at the end of the last episode of community so much it’s so sad and bitter sweet. I think it sums up all the goodbyes so well even ones that have happened in previous seasons.

Out there's a world that calls for me, girl

Headin' out into the unknown

Annie and Abed are setting out into the unknown and starting their own journeys just like Troy did. They are being called into different paths away from Greendale and their friends.

To the ends of the earth, would you follow me?

Well If you won't, I must say my goodbyes to thee

They want to stay with each other it’s why they were thinking about season seven but Annie and Abed have their own lives they need to live. Troy did too and even though they’re going to miss their friends/family and wish they could stay together it doesn’t stop them from setting out on their own.

Maybe I'm headin' to die but I'm still gonna try

They might fail at their new jobs or internships or trips around the world and it might go bad but they are still going to try and that what’s important.

I was a-ready to die for you, baby

Doesn't mean I'm ready to stay

They all love each other and would die for each other (abed fake died for Troy in the hot lava episode) but they need to leave and set out on their own. It doesn’t change how much they care but they just can’t stay regardless of how much they all want to be together.

The song is called “Ends of the Earth” by Lord Huron and I cry every time I listen to it.

#nbc community #community #troy barnes #annie edison #abed nadir #trobed #the greendale seven

[ohmysatan42]

Garraghhhhh why are the later seasons of community only like 13 episodes!!?!?!?!?!?

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy??!?!??!?!?!?!?

(And does john oliver ever turn up again or is him running away the end of ian duncan?!?!?!??!?!)

#community #six seasons and a movie #ian duncan #john oliver #the greendale seven #greendale college #whyyyyyyyyyy??!?!?!?!??!

[sparklingspidey]

Sometimes I forget that Jeff, Chang, Abed and Britta (in that order) have all been canonically tased.

#community nbc #Jeff winger #ben chang #abed nadir #troy barnes #trobed #community #britta perry #shirley bennett #annie edison #greendale seven #the greendale seven #Abed’s Uncontrollable Christmas