#the straight couple’s chemistry reminds me of soggy cheerios

[emmedoesntdomath]

“you don’t have to make everything gay”

oh, I’m sorry, but I can’t hear you over the sound of the intense eye contact that’s happening over the third grade level insults that if said by a straight couple would be seen as playground banter and the extreme posturing and the smug smirks and oh my god why the fuck are you looking at their lips my dude

but yeah, maybe you’re right, maybe it’s me, that’s my bad

#“they don’t have chemistry” #sir- #the straight couple’s chemistry reminds me of soggy cheerios #they really said enemies to lovers #gay #sambucky #sam x bucky #hangster #rooster x hangman #icemav #iceman x maverick #merthur #merlin x arthur #kate x yelena #sprace #race x spot #wolfstar #remus x sirius #ironstrange #tony x stephen #sherlock x john #emme’s bad ideas