#the temptation to not tag this post is overwhelming ngl

[just-senior-year]

You know what we do here

"I'm heavily medicated- which probably helps." (teacher)

"They be like 'God is good' I'm missing a kidney." (Student)

"This is the reason some animals eat their young!" (Teacher)

"Are you scared of balls in your face? I'm scared of balls in my face." (Teacher)

"He's been at track meets 7 days this week- he's practically a certified freak!" (Student)

"Ok, before I eat this, and you CAN lie to me, did you wash your hands?" "(Name) you were in the bathroom with me." "Just checking." (2 students)

"Definitely want to be there when they ask if anyone objects and the coffee machine just starts going off" (Student)

"I need something stinky.... (Name) wake up!" (Student)

"Who's the patron Saint of italy?" "Jesus?" (Teacher, student)

"If she ain't 380 she ain't a lady!" (Student)

"I can slay if I need to!" (Teacher)

#the temptation to not tag this post is overwhelming ngl #gen z #gen z problems #gen z humor #generation z #high school #shit highschoolers say #teacher quotes #public school #school quote #so many of these were said by some of the most serious people i know #just so were clear