#shit highschoolers say

[just-senior-year]

You know what we do here

"I'm heavily medicated- which probably helps." (teacher)

"They be like 'God is good' I'm missing a kidney." (Student)

"This is the reason some animals eat their young!" (Teacher)

"Are you scared of balls in your face? I'm scared of balls in my face." (Teacher)

"He's been at track meets 7 days this week- he's practically a certified freak!" (Student)

"Ok, before I eat this, and you CAN lie to me, did you wash your hands?" "(Name) you were in the bathroom with me." "Just checking." (2 students)

"Definitely want to be there when they ask if anyone objects and the coffee machine just starts going off" (Student)

"I need something stinky.... (Name) wake up!" (Student)

"Who's the patron Saint of italy?" "Jesus?" (Teacher, student)

"If she ain't 380 she ain't a lady!" (Student)

"I can slay if I need to!" (Teacher)

#the temptation to not tag this post is overwhelming ngl #gen z #gen z problems #gen z humor #generation z #high school #shit highschoolers say #teacher quotes #public school #school quote #so many of these were said by some of the most serious people i know #just so were clear

[kitamars]

high school joui 4 shenanigans

#deep breaths takasugi #the worst friend group you will ever know #only ones who can somehow tolerate each other #gintoki’s one worst quality is that he cannot shut the fuck up #i couldn’t stop thinking of them after watching daily lives of highschool boys and they’d get up to so much dumb shit actually #can you tell i kind of miss my high school days #i sound so old when i say that wtf im 19 #painting has been a lot of fun lately i will not lie #but also college starts like. day after tomorrow im so cooked #GINTAMA OBSESSION PLEASE GET ME THROUGH ANOTHER TERM 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 #i might draw some ginhiji stuff to accompany this later bc of course i will #i am nothing if not predictable to my audience #anyways #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #sakamoto tatsuma #takasugi shinsuke #joui 4 #gintama #ok bye

[m0e-ru]

i cant believe p4g came out and every single one of you forgot about adachis sister

#persona 4 spoilers #persona 4 #p4 #marie persona #tohru adachi #shadow adachi #gsa sl au #shit bangs club #arttag #boot.tingting #komikku #// okya heres the proper weekly #// royal released and you didnt do this to sumi . to maruki. i'll never forgive you #// 'i think the forgetting and being forgotten part is maries whole character theme' oh would you zip it once in your life #// girl has him writing on the animalcrossing stationery #// 'why goodbye sengen. will you ever tell them about s.adachi' no. you just have to feel it in your bones #// 'If you'd tried just a little harder to meet them halfway...' / 'I couldn't and that's just how the world is!' DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF? #// YOU SAY YOU HATE MARIE BECAUSE SHES A TSUNDERE MARYSUE? THEY MADE ADACHI INTO A HIGHSCHOOL GIRL & THIS IS HOW YOU REACT? its the misogyn

[nartml]

Gojo is a masterful gaslighter and he 100% gets a kick out of using his skills on unsuspecting victims. It's like crack to him.

#gojo saturo #he is a little shit at heart #i firmly believe this #especially in his highschool days #oh he would do it nonstop #and #geto suguru #would totally enable him. he's also a little shit at heart #he'd be all straightfaced and serious and people would fall for it all the damn time #sometimes he'd never even reveal to them that he was lying his ass off #he'd just let them think that whatever bs he was spewing was true #legends say some of his victims are still confused to date #jjk #satosugu #stsg #gojo headcanons #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen

[blinkpen]

found another old one i never posted enjoy

#hhhhverse tag of spite #the first clue that viv cannot write entirely removed from Discourse Factor exists in the hazbin pilot #where vagina pulls AD aside to tell the audience so much badly written self-aware exposition instead of. idunno. #'how do you not know who he is?!' and then being cut off before she can exposition dump at us #the scene continues as normal but now neither AD or the audience knows why to be on edge but that there is reason to #and then AD and the audience get SOME answer when he does that OP shit at the end and then is like lol moving on #there! you answered AD's question without a paragraph of bullshit AND left INTRIGUE for the audience too for wtf all thats about! #wow! #a highschool english teacher would have pointed this out if you handed this to them for a grade! #but you decided you're too good for critique before graduating #and now you get pissy when people say this shit reads like a highschooler or someone still in highschool in their head wrote it #the math is very simple here or did you decide math is also for nerds and not worth your time as well

[sleepystella]

Oh, H-Hi Angel!

W-Wh-What are y-you doing..in here?

#14dwy #14dwy fanart #14dwy ren #ren my beloved #i kinda did random shit at the background uh #Anyway back in highschool #Ren caught ner talking to angel #so you could say he did something #this isnt canon btw i js love making non canon crap #anyway so like talking abt ner🤭🤭 #i wanna give him a personality #maybe like a flirt type infront of angel? #then like shy and timid in the inside #ok wait #what if ner is showing angel his real self #like since redacted is emo #ner is showing his emo side to angel. #then like when ner is alone #hes just a timid little boy #14 days with you

[hawkeyeslaughter]

girl not to start anything and i don’t want y’all to take this the wrong way but . i don’t see the hawkahy at all like with most ships even if i don’t like / ship it personally i at least see the chemistry but with hawkahy i just don’t 😭

#like ??? hawk flirting with father mulcahy has always just seemed like a platonic oh this is funny because it’s a priest . like my flirting #with him is a joke #like i’m trying SOOO hard to put on the hawkahy glasses here and i cannot see SHIT #how mad would y’all be if i said they don’t even seem like they’re that close as friends 🏃‍♀️💨 #they feel like they’re class besties . like how in highschool you’d have someone you’d always interact with in class and maybe nod to in the #hallway but never interacted with outside of that #THATS the energy hawkahy has to me #i’m not saying any of this to be mean like hawkahy objectively not a bad ship . there’s nothing wrong with it and if you ship it #good for you #this is just me PERSONALLY #i’ll still make hawkahy edits if y’all request them but idk idk idk #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #mashblr #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye #father mulcahy

[a-beautiful-fool]

ahhh yes! of course the reason i told you my day wasnt great was so you could tell me yours was harder! just the response i was looking for!!!

#if you cant tell this is sarcasm <3 #anyways im just so annoyed at my dad #he keeps saying shit like ‘yes highschool is hard. but my life is so much harder’ #and its not empathetic- he just makes it a competition it feels like #OR gets mad at me for complaining- when he literally asked how my day was #and ofc if i talk about it im being rude or ‘mouthy’ but he gets to do it!!!!! #anyways im ranting now lolll #lou’s teenage girl rants <333 #l

[impostorsshow]

Wait I just stumbled upon a fanfic and. Mind the tags have you read them okay I need someone to confirm if Grian actually gets tricked into eating taurtis's girlfriend as beef jerky. Have I been living a lie and incorporating a fanfic into my daydreams and knowledge about Grian lore as if it's 100% canon god please

#cw cannibalism #im proud??? of tumblr thinking i meant cannabis #talk talks #yhs #yandere high school #yandere highschool #yhs grian #hitting every related tag becuase I LITERALLY JUST MADE A POST ABOUT IT PLEASE SAY I DIDNT INCLUDE CANNABALISM OUT OF LEFT FIELD #every yhs post ive made sounds fucking INSANE to anyone that doesnt know yhs oh my fucking god #i imagine my followers that are just here for gay art suddenly seeing the two posts about fucking cannabalism oh shit. #i need to go tag the other post with cannablism dont i FUCK-

[not-poignant]

Daily excerpt from chapter 27 of A Stain that Won't Dissolve:

'So... Nothing's going on?' Sebastian said, sounding frustrated that no one had said anything to him yet.  'Abi was just saying some stuff,' Sam said, and then cleared his throat. 'I dunno. It wasn't- Maybe she could've... I dunno.' 'Stuff like what?' Sebastian said.  'Stuff we all know,' Abigail said, and each word sounded like a weapon to fight Alex with, and not just a reply. 'I was just telling him that we know he doesn't belong here, and that we've got your back, Seb.'  'What?' Sebastian said. 'I don't need-' 'You really think so? Maybe you got used to it. You know that happens. That's what happened to his mom, stuck with the two of them. The dad leaving wasn't even enough, was it? Because Alex was still there, so she found a way to get away from him in the end too.' 'Abigail,' Sebastian said, sounding horrified. 'What the fuck?' 

#daily excerpt #a stain that won't dissolve #thespectaclesofthor #alex like #'why'd you sound so shocked sebastian' #'you were the one who taught them how to say this shit in highschool' #sdalkfjdaskljfsda

[rotisseries]

“oh he kinda sucks for this” THIS COUNTS.

barely

#also my memory sucks #BUT WHEN YOU GUYS SAY 'oh he kinda sucks for this" I'M EXPECTING THE SHIT I'VE ALREADY SEEN HIM PULL. LIKE ATTACKING HIGHSCHOOLERS. OLD NEW #HE'S CALLING PEOPLE MONKEYS???????????????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #ask #tallytals #hi tals!

[dykeinthedark]

venting in tags about gender n shit (long as hell) (u can comment and talk 2 me as always :3)

#okay so i got a really masc haircut about a month ago and i know it's just a haircut but holy shit has it changed EVERYTHING for me #like.... i've always leaned masc except 1) before i came out 2) when i was actively in love with someone who i knew liked femmes #and they always described me as a fem. because that's what i showed her. because i wanted to be with her. #but lowkey whenever i'm in a not-impressing-anyone raw-dogging-life-no-crush era i always resort to a very masc style #like masc being my default and i'd only lean fem to impress people whether it's for love or peer pressure in a specific setting #like ''dressing up'' has always been a form of drag to me. like something i HAD to do to fit in or impress my parents (scott favor core) #but ever since this haircut i've realized... i could just BE masc innately like i really don't have to be womanly if i don't want to #which i usually don't. again i have only ever dressed fem for other people. but it's not even being masc that attracts me on its own #it's like. being masc in a distinctly lesbian way. as in whenever i look in the mirror i don't wanna be like a Guy i wanna be a dyke. #like lesbian as a gender identity too sort of thing honestly. okay i've been waffling but basically i sort of want to call myself butch #but i don't know if i like... can?? if i'm allowed to??? #everyone always says it's MORE than just wearing boy clothes and not wearing makeup and having short hair (which i already do all those) #i mean i've always id'd as genderqueer because it literally just means gender weird and i experience gender in a queer way #what's probably the most telling is that my friends (all queer) CALL me a butch lesbian #like every time they do i feel really internally validated. it's not just my clothes but my personality too ig is what people tell me #i have a higher pitched voice relatively speaking but apparently the way i talk is quote ''very clockably into women'' #which?? gender euphoria asf. my best friend specifically he (gay trans guy) always uses butch to describe me very intuitively #people have also noticed that i ''transitioned'' in all aspects except hormonally. like ppl have commented and noticed my masculinzation #but at the same time i always feel rly haunted by my ex relationships because one wanted me to be more masc #(she's the one who came out as straight and would treat me like a man) which i didn't like and i didn't like playing up being fem either #bc now it feels like she (butch) won't believe me if i called myself butch too bc she remembers me being femme #idk i feel like there's her voice in my head all the time that sees everything i do through her eyes (i'm lowkey still in love) #i feel like even though this comes so naturally to me i must be putting on a performance #even though i've actually read stone butch blues and done research into the history and i truly love and id with the culture like i rly do #that im still just a sad imitation of a butch lesbian and can never really be a part of it because i used to enjoy dressing up sometimes #like it's so stupid but can i still be butch if i wore a dress to prom and i think i looked good in it?? #even though i was envious of my friends who wore suits?? that i used to try goth makeup?? that i liked long dresses?? #that i enjoyed stacked necklaces and rings on every finger??? #and tbh ALL OF THAT CAME FROM A CONCIOUS EFFORT TO FEMINIZE MYSELF IN JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGHSCHOOL WHEN I WAS 16 #because omfg it was 2 months before junior prom and i was worried that i was too masc and wanted to get comfortable with being fem

[mossyflowers]

I'm regretting the trig post. People stop getting on my ass about not liking trig challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

#moss talks #please for the love of god. i understand what it's like when you see something disliking something you like #i know it's funny to say you actually like the thing that the funny haha joke person dislikes on the post #but please for the love of god i am a highschooler with a lot of shit goin on and my math teacher is NOT that great of a teacher #you can tell me about the equations and practical uses of it but i have to have this shit and how to solve it MEMORIZED #and he's barely taught us how to do it #LEAVE ME ALONE AAAUAUAUAUUAUAUUAUAUUAUAU I'M A LITTLE GUY #anyways probably going to delete this later i'm just. a little annoyed. #deadass i have such a hard time with maths because I always forget the equations and little nuances unless it's drilled into my brain #and that has NOT been happening with trig and it's one billion little pieces that we spend like three days on before moving on

[myiayse]

imagine eating all of them whole like what would happen

#cookie run #pure vanilla cookie #unicorn cream cookie #pancake cookie #the unicorn pancake art is like a year old sorry ive been into this shit for too long GUNSJHSUBE #i wanna say 6 years maybe more cause i found out about it before enstars like freshmen year highschool i cant rememebr #stayed for the cookie designs though cause ovenbreak gameplay makes me angry GISNKSHUSB

[in-tua-deep]

Had a dream where I was back in high school in a math class and my teacher was just. Incredibly disrespectful about my identity/pronouns. So I swapped to the other math class section with a different teacher

And new teacher didn’t use my pronouns either, but it still felt better. And then someone broke my desk. And someone asked me if I made the right choice swapping, because neither teacher used my pronouns, right? And I just had this moment of such clarity, of, “yeah, he doesn’t use my pronouns. He doesn’t always use the right name. But you know what? He’s angry someone broke my desk, and I know that if he finds out who it was, they would be in trouble. And it wouldn’t be like that with the other teacher.”

Just. Utter clarity of the definition between someone who doesn’t understand pronouns but still sees me as a person deserving of safety vs. someone who maliciously doesn’t use my pronouns as a way to communicate disrespect and thinks that means I don’t deserve to be safe

#my dreams #rip to my high school history teacher who got cast as the villain #but also neither of these teachers were math teachers #it was my highschool history teacher and my high school art teacher? #very out of character for my history teacher. but honestly pretty in character for the art one #do I think my old art teacher would have used my pronouns? no #do I think he would have bitten then head off of someone who was messing with me? yes absolutely #terrifying man. used art as a coping mechanism for his war experience. 10/10 #I think this dream is a reaction to my new job actually #sat down and had a very emotional but helpful conversation with my director about pronouns and use of them with clients #my supervisor is a queer elder who is confused but supportive #told me that if non-binary were as known as it is today back then supervisor might also identify with it #but supervisor is apparently too old to come out *again* #which what a mood #man being non-binary is fucking hard #nothing but respect for my fellow they/thems and neo-pronoun users this shit is EXHAUSTING #also shoutout to the dream bit where bad teacher was like ‘haha and is that an apple’ when I was holding a banana #and I just fully ignored him. didn’t even acknowledge the ‘joke’ #an iconic move if I don’t say so myself

[devondespresso]

rewatching stranger things 2 for steve and kiddos plot and stumbled into one of those high intensity will scenes, and my only thought is how cool thats gonna be in @carolperkinsexgirlfriend 's steddie in the upside down au (i forget if theres an official name yet aslfhdfil)

#i never got as invested in will or el or any of the 'important' characters (except maybe hopper) as much as my silly little other characters #but koko's au? im so so hooked #and its not like i dislike will or el i love when their characters have character moments #problem is half their shit is plot moments instead #id probably watch 9 episodes of el trying to make friends at cali highschool #but i skip all the lab tank brennar backstory shit after season 1 #like all that shit is canonically important to her and yet it doesnt feel important to her. shes more invested in what angelas doing in s4 #than she even felt looking for her mom in s2 #it all feels plot first el second #anyway long tangent to say koko's au has none of these issues and i fucking adore it #its refreshing to be genuinely interested in these plotline that are coneptually solid but i just wasnt invested in when watching the show #so ye cant wait for steve to scream bloody murder in upcoming chapters itll destroy several characters emotionally and i for one cant wait