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You know they're attractive when a lesbian (me) has to take a breather once they enter the screen.

#(or page) #this is about my love #minho #tmr minho #also applicable to 95% fictional men #but minho. fucking minho #this man #i swear #tmr #the maze runner

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evan🤝altan: having the narrative on chokehold

#my favourite ghosts #evan rosier #cr #crimson rivers #this fic. #altan trengsin #tpw #the poppy war #this trilogy.

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I miss hating on thw so bad 😒😮‍💨

I am begging for someone or something to incentivize me to rant.

UNIVERSE I BEG YOU TO GIVE ME A SIGN

#my anti thw agenda #thw salt #i have said this a million times and ill say it a million more #this movie is insufferable #thw #httyd

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james potter allied a little too close to the star i fear

#we all need a james #james things #james potter #i love you so much #jegulus #starchaser

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Remus: May I?

Sirius (nodding)

Remus (leaning in closer to look at Sirius’ eyes): Your eyes have the most beautiful shade of grey I’ve ever seen

Sirius (laughing): It’s the centuries of inbreeding

Remus: Do you always make jokes when you’re nervous?

Sirius: Who said I was nervous?

Remus: Your face turning pink and the grin you’re fighting to hide gave it away.

Sirius: Yeah? Well I think you have the warmest shade of hazel brown in your eyes, almost like gold

Remus (laughing): Your eyes are like chips of silver starlight. My eyes are just plain brown.

Sirius (whispering with a smile): I don’t think there’s anything plain about you Remus Lupin

James (groaning): Oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw, this shit is too much for me. Can’t you two go be gay somewhere else?

#ngl wolfstar would be THAT couple (derogatory and affectionate) #you know the one #sirius black #hogwarts #james potter #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar

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james has a scar beneath his ribs because regulus carved his initials into his skin, and then he frequently reopened the wound for months until he was sure it would be permanent

#i second this statement #their such weirdos #obsessed with each other #im telling you #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker

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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

#remus lupin #the man that you are #marauders

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forever thinking about that one scene in the dragon republic when rin tries out the wings kitay made for her and they’re just so happy and when she comes down she shouts move! but he just grabs her wrist and swings them around until they collapse in a tangled laughing heap of leather and silk and limbs and she says “i love you” and kitay gives her a tired smile “i know”

#i cried more at the happy scenes than the painful ones. #because the brief moments of happiness and love #silliness and hope are what make the suffering and the fighting and the bleeding worth it

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Isn't it funny? How none of them ever stood a chance? Isn't it hilarious? How none of it could've been prevented? Isn't it comical? How it was all so much bigger than themselves? Isn't it just hysterical? How it was always gonna end like this?

#on my tpw bullshit again #why rf kuang #why #the poppy war #the dragon republic #the burning god #fang runin

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I just read a Marauders fic about the Marauders era characters' children, and it was kinda interesting. I just have a few things to say :

Why is almost everyone white ? I mean, even James Potter lol

Why is Remus dating Sirius' cousin ??? That may be the most disturbing thing I've ever saw.

Where are Regulus, Evan, Mary, Pandora, Marlene and Andromeda ??? I mean, they barely talk about them !

#this is elite #marauders #hp marauders #the marauders era #the marauders #james potter #regulus black #sirius black #remus lupin #lily evans

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"You bastard!" Barty doesn't think twice before throwing himself at the idiot who decided to try and push Pandora around. It's not that Pandora can't take care of herself - she absolutely can - but she also is one of Barty's best friends. And he will stand up for her no matter wha-

"Barty, you already have a detention for fighting, they'll call your father if you fight again now," someone murmurs while draging him away. Regulus. It's Regulus. But isn't he supposed to be on a date with James?

That question is answered to him when he hears a yelp and turns around to find James punching the bastard, twice.

Huh

Maybe Barty does like James after all

#fuck i love them #barty and james friendship #this friendshippppp #barty crouch jr #pandora rosier #pandora lovegood #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #sunseeker #starchaser #dead gay wizards #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #the slytherin skittles #slytherin skittles #the skittles #marauders headcanon

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Barty and James becoming besties after James and Reggie got together is an iconic thing to happen

especially at the point when really only the skittles know about the relationship, so noone has a clue that Barty and James are a duo

and then when they're seen helping each other with an injury half of Hogwarts loses their shit (because come on, Barty? and James?? being friends???)

the other half doesn't believe it until they see James dragging Barty away from a fight so he wouldn't get a detention and Barty actually letting him do so

meanwhile Sirius is having a stroke trying to figure out when the hell did James befriended Barty Crouch Jr. of all people

#yes actually #i am obsessed with this #waht about it #james and barty friendship is my favorite thing bc it shakes everyone who knows them both to their core #and they'd both take great glee out of this #like 'hahaha you all DOUBTED' #james potter #barty crouch junior

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The sasusaku tag having 25k members is sufficient proof that media literacy is dead and the concept of good taste has coldly abandoned us

#my anti ss agenda #fuckkkkk #i hate them #i hate those bitches #sasuke my love #you deserve so much better #pro sasuke #anti ss #anti sasusaku

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y’all are being too dark. i’m back with the sillies

#the sillies are essential #satosugu #suguru geto #satoru gojo #geto suguru #gojo satoru #goge #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #doodles

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#NAWWWWWWWW THAT WAS FOUL LMAOOOO #my anti ss agenda #sns #anti ss

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NO. NOOOOO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NO. NO. NO.

AO3 IS DOWN THIS IS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#im too dependant #i cant cope #i cant do this #im cooked #ao3 #ao3 is down #red alert #i repeat #ao3 is down. #im. #im. unwell #ao3 is a blessing #and it has cruelly been taken for us #no but real talk #thank you to all the people working diligently on this site #we're all eternally grateful #ao3 volunteers are the backbone of this society

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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

#canon. i was the pillow #marauders #jegulus #remus lupin #james potter #starchaser #sirius black #regulus black #lily evans #platonic moonchaser #harry potter #hp #the marauders era #the marauders #rosekiller #wolfstar #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #evan rosier #barty crouch junior