#there was like this video game with an old man w dementia and like a plotline in the game was elder abuse iirc

[spilledquinoa]

as my sibling and I have a running quotes list, I would like to add some lines that I think would be pretty fun with Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Zack, and Cloud. enjoy.

Sephiroth

"All I know is MAIL"

"Who made blood?" "yes"

"one (1) singular street fight"

"so basically it's China or cancer"

"you're walking inordinately slow" (probably Zack or somethin) "WELL YOU'RE WALKING BIG WORD FAST"

"I don't discriminate" (Genesis,most likely) "but I do"

"there's a mistake" "unacceptable" "...that was yours"

"it feels like my brain is being deep-fried in acetone"

"hey, how's it going?" "terrible, thanks for asking"

"I'm like a twelve year old with dementia"

Angeal

"I'm not going to shotgun a caprisun"

"that's enough please, stop beating me with a pineapple"

"where can I put my taco??" "in your pocket" "w h a t"

"I like feeding the geese on my own terms, don't want em quacking at me"

"They're turkeys, but not cute turkeys (troublemakers) like my kids. no, these are turkeys that might get shot for thanksgiving and I'm not sorry about it"

"GET BACK HERE GERALD"

"WHO WOULD SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT, AT A FUNERAL?!"

"Mr Coach A, if you wan to be formal"

"...why are you pretending to smoke a pencil?"

"I'm not a priest, I had my chance"

"you can't make a worse drink if you only have water"

Genesis

"STOP TALKING OR I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR MOUTH"

"imagine grinding up someone's teeth! on the internet! for views!"

"my sexuality is a twister wheel"

"Heidegger likes ritz...?"

"HOJO CAN'T READ"

"are you saying that orphans are losers cause they're orphans??" "would you say they're winners then?"

"excuse you, I don't get any bitches because I have a *maiden*"

calling Catherine Howard, fifth wife of Henry the VIII a hussy

"we believe something is beautiful because it can end"

"tear me apart and make me your villain"

Zack

"nipulars"

"hypothetically, if sonic slapped a raw chicken 95,850 times in the span of 9.6 picoseconds (a picosecond is one trillionth of a second) the chicken would be cooked"

"are you about to have a breakdown or are you about to break it down?"

"gimme a spicy second"

"is it a bird? is it a plane? it's Vagina Man!"

"call me Shrek cause I'm swamped"

"prepare yourself, I'm gonna shit my pants"

"SUCK IT BOZO"

"meatghetti and spaghettballs"

"OKAY MR-I-KNOW-HOW-TO-READ"

"what's good for the goose is good for the other goose"

"they were a hero" "I didn't want them to be a hero, I wanted them to live."

"I'll fill you in on the baseball lore"

"there's a *Denny's*"

"the energy of a single banana"

Cloud

"start crying, you'll get sympathy points"

"I'M GOING TO DANCE ON YOUR BONES"

"HOW DOES WINNIE THE POOH AND TAOISM RELATE??"

"well guess what Joey; I can still punch you in the balls"

"I HOPE YOU'RE LONELY"

"you know, I didn't think I'd screw up a lot but here we go"

"we're doing ballet bitch"

"he's rich" "what else is he" "a present"

"I keep on saying prostitution instead of prosecution"

"why are we talking about Caesar like he's Regina George"

"upchuck...vomit...do the hokey pokey..."

"that REEKS of my point"

*playing video games* "I'm now bald, can rip out street lights, and use motorcycles as weapons" "and you start out with BALD?" "it's his most defining trait"

"SHUT UP YOU BITCH ASS HOBO"

there is more than enough for a part two btw

#on today's episode of momaire thinks she's funny #final fantasy vii #ff7 #cloud strife #angeal hewley #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #zack fair #crisis core #incorrect quotes #tw swearing #I'm really havin fun with this #it's like a mosaic of dumb stuff I've done/heard over the past two years #if anyone wants a part two lmk #thanks for sticking around #:D

[ajaegerpilot]

every old dude makes my brain immediately remember my dead dad like i was tearing up in a starbucks recently bc an old man named daniel was ordering a coffee and im like dang my dad also was old

death cw

#misha speaks #but simultaniously he wasn't that old only 73 and he will never get to be properly old #he still had to go through the same shit he'd have to if he'd ever gotten to get old #like the loss of control over his body or life. weakness. death #there was like this video game with an old man w dementia and like a plotline in the game was elder abuse iirc #and that made me so upset #bc while cancer =/= elder abuse and again my dad. not that much of an elder. like he was running half marathons and building shit and #playing music and was very healthy and hale. you know. up until the year that he wasn't. #we used to go on runs and you know that post on here that's like one time your parents put you down and that was the last time they ever #picked you up. well one time we had our last run together. last walk together. #i would say seeing an old person in pain or who is exhausted brings me back to those days more than anything else. #but also just seeing an old dude walking around im like my dad used to do that. #and at the same time i dont have as high a regard for most people as i do for my dad. so its definitely not something i'll project onto old #men i know or will come to know. it's more that i'll see my dad in all things and also have not and probably never will #process how he died and that whole process of him dying. #that was my best friend and i was a shitty friend in university i just keep coming back to that. #after he died and people were like i could tell you guys had an important relationship/you loved him or whatever #like that meant so much to me and i just keep feeling it now like. yes i live normal life now but do you guys know #that i love my dad and he's dead and he was my best friend and i took him for granted and i wish we could talk again. #like everyone who sees me. and everyone i will meet. the fact that i loved him is one of the most important things about me. it's one of #the good things about me. sometimes i just want to express that all of the time. and i know other people have suffered loss too #it really is like. the world's shittiest but also most all-encompassing club. a different world before and after. as it should be. #it's like. it's not like i wanna wear a mourning shroud to let everyone know. but it's strange that something that impactful is so #invisible when its again probably one of the most important things. you just see 40 year olds walking around with their parents alive #its just strange to know how this is when some 40 year olds dont. like i was never going to be 40 when he died he had me when he was 48. #but with how full of vitality and dependable he was. and how happy and stupid my upbringing made me. i took him for granted. #and the loss of someone you took for granted even a little bit. a death and dying process you didn't handle perfectly. and maybe #this is all loss. it's almost like i wish i could make up for it now. sing him praises. see him everywhere. remember him. #and i wish i could make others know him. #because it mattered so much that i knew him and he knew me.

[dreamsanddreams88]

In some skyrim town tryna find a hidden road next to it, get attacked by lions and cant pause the game. Then i was back in college but still wasn't paying attention or doing readin, just fuckin round on game apps. Then i sneak into a wizards house to steal shit at night, then they were caretakers for my mom or mema, somebody had dementia so we were throwin a lil party, super sad about it

Smthn bout climbing tall tall trees with owen or some other guy that was my boss. I was scared to climb down but i was Kirra and remembered i could shapeshift so turned into hawk. Then i was sansa and had escaped kings landing by faking that i was missing so all guards went on search, bathed and changed into new outfit and took my dog. Also captured ramsay bolton and was like raping him on the regullar, by keeping him tied up partially under water at the docks. Real fucked up

Wcc crew was workin for hannah or someone really early, snowy out. Got stuck there n wolves later at night

Was dating luke or some hipster i didnt like, met ian n vibed and all family thought we were dating and it made me uncomfortable, staying in waterloo house again and strange bass music happening. Then met guy who wanted 2 break up with his native gf for me cuz she was "ugly" so i told his mom who was friends with my mom and a total milf. She roasted him cuz her daughter looked like her. Then i wanted to move to west fargo with alex and buy land, except it was more mountainy and country like. Planning to plant a farm, measuring and laying out with old colorguard flags with alex. It was a college town, i wanted to live by campus for the buses. Then dreamed about being princess bubblegum playing tag game, i had these giant PB robots to lure Cinnamon Bun to. I tried to lure jake but he stretched even bigger than them. I was naked but didnt care cuz i was made of candy

In big house party doing a strength challenege when tanner rolls up so i want to see him get beat. Cody and emily there, then we on beach but im eating alone and cant find friends. Then working in woods, smthn with weird sacrificial altar, brian shaves his beard for dentist, we get angel to pull us both up a big hill on a trash bag

Really sad dream that alexs family had rare cancer gene and connor already had it, then was working by a stream for wcc and had to get into this decrepit old shack that old dudes liked to hang out n drink in.

Was tryna drive around seattle without gps to get to some university library, suuuper fast n dangerous but got there. Smthn bout being in a show or movie where ppl had trackers inside them, and there was some demon on one side of the library maybe?

Bout 2 go to work, i wanted a nice backpack. With lauren n matthew outside our old house, waiting for the bus at the curb. There was a bunch of bags and purses hanging from neighbor's tree. Lauren had a nice white messenger bag with a bedazzled captain america shield, let me use it. Neighbor came over tryna sell bags to us, super annoying, said his mom raised him to "lead sheep" we told him we arent a family of sheep

Being in library like in stardew valley, brewing beer ans waitin on finding minerals or smthn? Then i had to drive me and 2 friends somewhere but i had been drinking, had them hide my solo cup (maybe it was shelby and elizabeth? Or olivia?) Then went on the narrow bridge in pt and sideswiped that shit, almost died. Had to go to weird airport 2 report it, got all my stuff searched? Then was moving out of somewhere but hadnt removed stuff from drawers, i was at cispus or some work convention type thing?

On boat in middle of lake/valley, clouds mushroom shaped and 3 big water spouts, took video but front facing camera was on

Was with parents going to some track to walk near a mcdonalds at hoover, alex texted he was at one with my crew? Then just kenzi, he sent me vid of him after at the gym working out. Then vid of him totally naked in the locker room alone, then kensi was there like they were old pals. They showered together n he was helping her clean her butthole with a wash cloth so she could do anal!!! Furious. Then i was an asian man on the run w my friend, being chased by elliott from stardew valleu. Ran into random blonde chicks apt, hid in her closet. Then i was on a bed but he was in hallway, could see us from under the wall, sun light shining thru. Came into apt quietly to wait, knew he was behind me, woke up on my stomach gasping for air