#these memes have been the funniest thing stg
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currently, "jules: the actual mess" edition
tagged by @landwriter because she somehow finds the time to notice my silly self in between all of the other incredibly amazing things she occupies her time with. (no seriously, that list of yours?? hello?? you're literally some kind of Oread, or a forest Nymph I stg)
Last Song: hmm... Amazonia by Gojira, I think. first time I've heard that song was earlier today and it actually blew my fuckin socks off, it kicks so much ass.
Currently Watching: mostly just my usual comfort streamers (drawfee, secret sleepover society, gab smolders,) recently started watching a new guy play this silly little game called super auto pets, and because of his personality and reactions with chat, it's some of the funniest shit I've ever watched
Currently Reading: a few sentences of Wikipedia pages that I happen to pull up when the need arises, the occasional dreamling fic, but other than that I haven't been able to read much recently. besides sales contracts at work 💀
Current Obsessions: my mutuals, stardew valley, sleeping, wanting to hold a hand, trying to stay alive, iced coffee, my best friends, dream of the endless, air conditioning, a bottle of water fresh out of the fridge, driving while the music in my car is loud enough that it feels like a weighted blanket, finally getting a haircut and having my short hair back thank fucking god, the freecell card game app on my phone**, my bed my blankies and my pillows.
(the venn diagram of 'my mutuals' and 'my best friends' is a circle for real I love y'all)
I'm not sure who all of my sandy man moots have been tagged in this cause I've seen it going 'round, so I'll tag @just-j-really, @watermelon-mafia, @hauntedclown, @bobo-the-part-time-clown, @hitnex, @weirdfishy, @leave-me-alone-doctor and @amielot (and if you don't wanna do it, this tag is just a reminder that hi and ily💕)
**i desperately need to make that meme with the 'if nobody else got me i at least know -blank- got me' and replace the blank with freecell
#jules.taggame✨#my beloved mutuals ✨#normally I would be asleep by now... perhaps my anxiety is acting up. hmm. perhaps..#WELP. back to my game of freecell so I can turn my brain off without turning my brain off#does that make sense? not necessarily but ey I'm hanging on by a thread not much makes sense#I'll be okay fr tho just goin thru it as long as there's an it to go thru
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DSMP Citizens POV- Part 1
I've seen a lot of the memes going around, but I'm not funny enough to write that, so here's my addition to the trend :p
This is part one, because I had a lot of fun with this and want to do it more.
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DSMP Citizen POV Masterlist
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Sometimes, it was odd for the residents of the Dream SMP to be reminded of the fact that the constant state of chaos that their server was in was not, in fact, reflective of every server.
"Why did we move here?" One woman in Snowchester whispers to another as the sirens go off for yet another nuke test and they duck down into their bunker.
The other shrugs. She doesn't have an answer. No one does.
Things started out all right, the people supposed. There weren't any wars, at least. Some of those who lived on the server before the Revolution could remember back far enough to tell you about the first true conflict, between Dream, the creator of their home, and TommyInnit, a sixteen-year-old who could yell shockingly loud, even for a teenager. Dream fought against Tommy and Tubbo (yet another teenager), and it seemed to all be in good fun.
Some will tell you now, though, that the signs of tension were already there, and when Wilbur Soot joined, those tensions only escalated.
One moment, things on the server were normal, the next, there was a Revolution.
"Did anyone else hear Dream shouting about 'white flags' this morning?" One person would ask their friends, and receive nods in return. "Anyone know what it's about?"
"A Revolution," one would respond. "Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are starting a new country."
"Oh," the first would hum. "How long until they get completely crushed?"
"Eh, I give 'em a week."
It was only a week, but it did not end the way anyone thought it would. Instead, L'Manburg gained its independence after TommyInnit gave up his discs once he lost a duel with Dream.
"Is the L'Manburg cabinet missing someone?"
"No, I don't think so. Anyway, did you hear that Dream just declared that Eret is to be crowned king?"
"...Can he do that?"
"He's Dream. He can do whatever he wants."
After the Revolution, when the server finally had more than one ruling faction, more than one place to live, things seemed to pick up a bit. President Soot, with Vice President Innit (VP Tommy, the people called him), ruled over L'Manburg, and called it a place of freedom. When word spread to other servers, people came to see for themselves.
And often, they stayed.
It was peaceful, for a while.
"President Soot announced he's holding an election," one man said to his wife one day.
"Really?"
"Yeah. Said it was for democracy." The man snorted. "He and Innit are the only party running, though. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me."
"Darling, I know you're still salty about losing the war, but there's no reason to talk bad about a child," his wife said.
The man wrinkled his nose. "Still."
It was peaceful during the campaign.
For a while.
Then, though, Quackity announced that he was running for president, with GeorgeNotFound, best friend of Dream himself, as his running mate.
"This feels like a sitcom," one girl says as she watches the debate reruns with her friends.
"At least it's entertaining," her friend replies, shoving popcorn into his mouth.
And, for the people of the Dream SMP, from both L'Manburg and the Greater SMP, it was entertaining.
Until the election results came in, Schlatt was declared the winner, and President Soot and VP Tommy were banished.
"Dude, dude!" One teen says to their friends, running up to meet them on the Prime Path.
"What is it?"
"I just saw Technoblade join the server!"
The arrival of the Blood God shifted something in the people of the Dream SMP. When he joined Pogtopia, the rebellion being led by the two ex-leaders of the country, the people felt something settle within themselves.
All of a sudden, choosing sides wasn't as simple as where you live.
It was what you care about.
As the son of the ex-president burned down the old flag, the people of the Dream SMP, of (L')Manburg and of the Greater SMP, realized suddenly that they had to make a choice.
Without even wanting to, without doing anything to deserve it, they would have to fight.
Some people went to Pogtopia, some stayed in Manburg, some in the Greater SMP. Those in the latter two stayed where they were because they wanted to stay out of it.
It didn't change anything, in the end.
In Manburg, they watched their president (Emperor) fall further and further into alcohol, yelling at his cabinet and talking of expanding into territory that they had no right to.
In the Greater SMP, murmurs of King Eret's attempts to assist the Pogtopia rebels filled the alleyways.
In Pogtopia, people sat and watched the decline of the man that they had all once believed in. As Wilbur Soot slowly devolved until he was no longer recognizable as the man who had once led people to freedom, the residents of Pogtopia ate potatoes farmed by a man famous for his bloodlust and pretended that they were sleeping somewhere warm.
The day of the Manburg Festival, though, things felt better. Other than ex-president Soot and ex-VP Tommy (Wilbur and Tommy, the two insisted. No one listened), everyone, even the rebels in Pogtopia, were invited to attend. The people wandered through the stalls playing games, watching as Soot's son attempted (in vain) to drown Technoblade, buying food, and chatting with people from other factions, friends and family that they hadn't spoken to in weeks.
When the time came for the speeches, before the true festivities were set to begin, everyone was feeling good about the day. People congratulated Secretary Tubbo for a successful event, and offered him small words of encouragement for his speech coming up. The teenager would grin at all who spoke to him, and looked (rightfully) proud of how well he organized and decorated the festival.
Secretary Tubbo gave his speech, and people clapped, and then fell silent as President (Emperor) Schlatt laughed, asked for his Vice-President's assistance, and encased the teenager in a cage of concrete.
And then he called Technoblade to the stage.
And then, in front of the people of the Dream SMP, a teenager was executed in a spray of color that shot toward the sky.
Fireworks rained down on the people in the stands, then, and, regardless of where they were from, the people of the Dream SMP ran.
The Pogtopia ranks grew that day, and a nineteen-year-old who claimed to be a doctor without showing any credentials forced four other people to help her heal VP Tommy after he fought Technoblade in a pit, egged on by a man who once might have called himself his brother.
"How is this kid not dead yet?" One of the helpers asked, looking at the unconscious teenager's face.
"Pure spite?"
The first hummed. "Sounds about right."
One day, a bit after the festival, the people of Pogtopia woke to find Vice President Quackity walking through the ravine as if he owned the place.
One resident was noted to rub his eyes, blink three times, and then say, "It's too early for this shit," before heading back to bed.
A surprising number of people followed his lead.
Finally, the day of November 16th came, when Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit vowed to take their country back.
"I heard President Soot is planning to blow up L'Manburg," one Pogtopian woman mentioned to her friend as they suited up and prepared to fight, as they had signed up to be part of the forces.
"That's stupid," her friend replied.
"Bet you ten diamonds he blows something up."
"Fine."
As the country of L'Manburg blew sky-high, one woman was seen following another, screaming that she wanted her diamonds.
When Pogtopia won the war, the forces from both sides sat outside of the remains of the van as President Soot, VP Tommy, Secretary Tubbo, Dream, Technoblade, and many more, all piled inside to confront Emperor Schlatt.
They emerged fifteen minutes later, and Dream announced to the crowd that Schlatt was dead.
There was no time for the news to sink in, as they played hot potato with the presidency, going from VP Tommy to Wilbur Soot to Secretary Tubbo.
"President Soot is leaving, do you see that?"
"Probably going to the river to celebrate the win, if you know what I mean."
"Literally shut up. Never speak again. I hate you."
As the newly-inaugurated President Tubbo finished his speech, the people felt a wave of relief wash over them. Maybe the server could finally be peaceful once more.
Then, there was the tell-tale hiss of explosives under their feet, and the people ran as the ground beneath them fell away.
Stories of what happened next are conflicting, to say the least.
Words of President Soot dying in the explosion, of him turning the blade on himself, of another man killing him.
"He had wings," people who saw the man said. "Blonde hair, a green hat and robes. He stabbed Soot with the guy's own sword."
Technoblade apparently gave an incredible speech, and anyone who was there to witness it lamented that they hadn't recorded it.
Then, two Withers flew through the sky, and blood ran down the newly-exposed stones, and people who had never experienced death on the server before finally knew what it was like to die.
Afterward, though, when the anarchist had fled and the ex-President lay dead, President Tubbo, with VP Tommy by his side, stood and addressed the people, and made promises of a brighter future, and the hope and determination in his eyes was enough for the people to hope that maybe he was right.
("Whoa, cool wings, dude," a resident of L'Manburg said to their newest neighbor, a man in green with wings, burned across all the feathers, sprouting from his back. "Wait, what happened to them?"
"Oh, I was protecting my son from the explosion," the new resident replied.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Is your son all right at least?"
"No, he died just a few minutes afterward. His last life, too." The man sighed. "As much as I hate to admit it, he probably deserved it."
A beat. "What did he do?"
"Well, you may have heard of him. Wilbur Soot? He was the president here before Schlatt, I believe."
"...Holy shit, you're the bird man that killed President Soot!"
"Yeah, mate, that's me."
"...He was your son?"
"...Yeah."
"...What the fuck is wrong with your family?")
#dsmp citizen pov#dream smp#dsmp#dsmp citizen memes#these memes have been the funniest thing stg#theyre bringing some good laughs to me at the least#anyway this one was a little angsty and a little long-winded#i wanna do one soon that is more direct#like from the pov of one particular person#when i have time i will bc this was really fun#mcyt#tommyinnit#wilbur soot#dsmp citizens#tubbo#dream
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wow :smirk: thank u for the ask
1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
wine glasses 😌✨they make me feel fancy yk how it is
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
lollipops ✨dunno why im like this but here i am ig
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
bubblegum bcs?? have yall tried the hello kitty grape bubblegum??? that shit slaps
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
as was with every gay person “a pleasure to have in class”
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
cans bcs then i can crush it with my hands and flex on everyone else
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
goth and formal bcs uhh yeah
7. earbuds or headphones?
earbuds 🤧i dont like the fact that people can hear ur music with headphones
8. movies or tv shows?
uHHH i’d have to say tv shows 😩i can pay more attention to shorter episodes yk
9. favorite smell in the summer?
the mix of humid summer air and those mosquito candles
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
bro im gay did u actually think i would be good at pe
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
i don’t 🥰thanks for asking!
12. name of your favorite playlist?
either songs for when the drip or fuck i got blood on my nice white shirt
13. lanyard or key ring?
keyrings r better dont @ me
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
black licorice cats 😳😳they’re so good like holy shit
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
the bell jar 😔👉👈its one of my favorite books to this day
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
on the floor or with my legs hanging over the arm of the chair
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
leopard print slip ons 🙈🙈they’re so comfortable i stg
18. ideal weather?
snowy so i can just sit inside with the fireplace going and do some writing
19. sleeping position?
uHHHH idk what to call it but i think the closest thing is fetal position 😭
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
honestly whatever scrap of paper is closest 😭im not picky
21. obsession from childhood?
dinosaurs. that’s it that’s the post.
22. role model?
i have a few but markiplier (cringe ik) and john green r my main ones🤧🤧🤧i just look up to them a lot yk
23. strange habits?
i always have to knock on a door 5 times before entering and okay that might seem excessive but as it turns out idc
24. favorite crystal?
malachite or tiger’s eye 😳
25. first song you remember hearing?
brown sugar by the rolling stones 😭my mom used to have sticky fingers on vinyl so she used to play it constantly
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
swim even tho i am AWFUL at it
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
play in the snow or just sit inside with the fire going bcs im literally 5 years old mentally
28. five songs to describe you?
she’s out of her mind by blink 182, goddamn by never loved, do what you want by ok go, impressive depressive by bad luck, and true romance by she wants revenge
29. best way to bond with you?
just talk to me straight up or send me music recs pls
30. places that you find sacred?
cemeteries and abandoned schools. they have a rlly specific vibe to them ngl
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
uhhh so its rlly just my docs, black jeans, a mesh type undershirt and whatever top shirt i pull out of my drawer
32. top five favorite vines?
is that a police??? im calling the weed❗❗, stAHp i could’ve dropped my croissant, that one where the alien’s walking on the treadmill, summer solstice summer summer solstice, and zach stop
33. most used phrase in your phone?
‘omfg what the fuck’ bcs for some reason thats my automatic response to anything
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
whatever the fuck the ad for the 2001 buick lesabre was
35. average time you fall asleep?
like uHHH 12:15 am 🤧
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
doge 😭😭idk why i remember it so vividly but my sister showed me the orignal doge meme and i thought it was the funniest shit
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
suitcase 🤧they make me feel cool
38. lemonade or tea?
both 🙈i’m an arnold palmer kinda mf
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
lemon meringue pie 🤧banger dessert methinks
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
a fence caught on fire in front of the science rooms bcs someone was smoking weed on the roof and threw their blunt on the dead bushes and everything went downhill from there
41. last person you texted?
my grandma asking her if she could pick up some tomatoes from vons 🧍♂️
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
JACKET POCKETS SUPREMACY❗❗❗
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
ngl i wear all of those but i gotta go with the hoodie 🤧🤧
44. favorite scent for soap?
lavender or vanilla rose😌✨
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
sci-fi bcs uhh yea fuck it thats why
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
just an oversized shirt that’s it that’s the post
47. favorite type of cheese?
swiss or havarti and you can fight me on that
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
pineapple 😌😌😌
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
‘fuck’ -markiplier 2021
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=553CfZAADag i swear the first time i saw that i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna die
51. current stresses?
everything; next question
52. favorite font?
comic sans bcs im 8 years old
53. what is the current state of your hands?
smoov and v well taken care of
54. what did you learn from your first job?
capitalism is the root of all evil and that traditional working is outdated also raise the minimum wage
55. favorite fairy tale?
vasilii the beggar 🤧🤧idk if anyone else knows it but its always been one of my favorites
56. favorite tradition?
every year during rosh hashanah we go over to my uncle and tia’s house and i absolutely kick ass at mariokart bcs all my cousins suck at itn also lighting the hannukiah (hanukkah menorah)
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
low self esteem, anxiety over literally everything, and an inferiority complex (now replaced with a fucking god complex bcs there’s no inbetween for me)
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
i can play like a bunch of instruments, im rlly good at writing, i’m good at building things and doing things with my hands, and i can identify what song’s playing rlly fast if i know it🤧
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
motherfucker or son of a bitch 😊😊😊
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
slice of life like bro just please give me a break
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gimme those Denshi headcanons lmao
ayo ? bet.
i got carried away sorry-
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denki x dashi headcanons
warnings: swearing, mentions of weed, crack lmao
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for those of y'all that don't know, dashi is my oc
i named myself after her
and denshi is the ship between her and denki 😌
so lemme speak to u real quick
how they met
dear lord
this one for the books
the bread bank
the fucking bread bank
just read okay
denki was dared by The Boyz™ (kiri and sero) to shout "welcome to the bread bank" down the hall
with hesitation, he did
and just as he was about to reenter the dorm like
"no one knows my memes bro 😔"
dashi
from like two floors up
shouts
"wE SELL BREAD, WE SELL LOAFS"
denki poked his head back out his door
"we got bread on deck?"
once again, dashi
"BREAD ON THE FLOOR"
and they just went back and forth like that
following each other's voices
until they finally faced each other
denki's smiling like
"okay that's gonna be five-"
"nah fuck that i ain't payin"
dashi pretended to run away before making her way back
he invited her to hang out with them and she was like "gang ok"
she became good friends with them very soon
once him and her actually started dating
the vIBES OMG
they're so funny i stg
it's never a dull moment with those two
also
dashi is bESTIES with kiri
like they're so close akhjdlakslds
even while her and denki are dating
one time he walked in on them all close and cuddling and shit and they didn't even jump away from each other or anything
they were just like
"hi :)"
but she would never date kiri
bc that's bestiecest
and thats nasty
but anyways
their text convos are full of memes
and their irl ones too tbh
just like
"china is whole again.. then it brooooke again"
"damn.. no loyalty"
and, of course, "*insert literally any vine eVER*"
people are so confused bc like what the FUCK are they talking about
they have so many inside jokes ong
and the funny thing is that they aren't even really inside jokes
they're just high tier memes that no one else understands lmao
they like going on late night drives
like just blasting music with the windows down at 2 a.m. bc they fucking can
they usually end up getting some food and sneaking back into the dorms at like 4 or 5
i told y'all they were always vibin 😌
sPEAKING OF VIBING
they're big stoners
smoking is a form of self care 💆🏾♀️
they're goofy highs fs
like they're deadass laughing at everything
they could just make eye contact while one of them was taking a puff and they'd laugh
they could fucking exhale and they'd wheeze like it was the funniest thing they'd ever heard
*cut to me in a panic, trying to think of more to write*
ooooo
cuddle hcs
okay so the classic cuddle
yk they're facing each other and denki has his chin on dashi's head and their arms are wrapped around each other
that's typically how they sleep
but when they're kinda just chillin together
dashi lays down with her head supported up by a few pillows or something
and denki is laying between her legs and his head is rested on her lower abdomen
and she just kinda plays with his hair
aw
um
okay one more
denki loves when she wears thigh highs
it's like
his favorite thing
and if she's wearing a oversized hoodie too?
and her hair is loosely tied up at the top of her head?
instant nut
i love them
she's canon idc
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yeah um pls request me to write scenarios and stuff for them PLEASE i need to
also dashi and mina bc i'm ngl i been thinkin about them
#denki x dashi#kaminari x dashi#denki x oc#kaminari x oc#denki kaminari x dashi zaraisu#denki kaminari x oc#i l o v e t h e m#thank u tay for asking ily#now i gotta look back through the children's corner to find stuff to write about for them hgskgddlsl#denshi
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you forgot the 99 gay ask thing
I stg i have to get on my computer for this
1. how tall are you?
- 5’4”
2. what is your body type?
- “she eatin good” lol
3. what is your favorite part about your body?
- My eyes
4. is your current hair color your natural hair color?
- Lol no
5. are you more outgoing or more shy?
- More shy
6. are you more femme or butch?
- Definitely femme
7. are you tol or smol?
- Smol
8. wine mom or vodka aunt?
- Neither because alcohol is icky
9. weird habit?
- I chew on my nails ugh
10. favorite meme?
- The yelling at the cat one. Or baby yoda
11. do you sing in the 🚿?
- No my family is mean
12. ever used a 🏹?
- Yes
13. are/were you a theatre kid?
- Nope I was a choir kid
14. have you ever seen a broadway musical?
- No
15. do you think musicals are cheesy?
- Yes but that’s why I love them
16. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?
- Not yet
17. favorite Cards Against Humanity Card?
- Bees?
18. last movie you 👀?
- Uhm I don’t remember! Meet the Robinsons?
19. behind the 📸 or in front of it?
- How about both
20. favorite 📺 show?
- Skins uk
21. meaning behind your url
- its my first and middle name
22. reason you joined tumblr
- I had an eating disorder so I used it to trigger myself LOL
23. who’s your closest tumblr friend?
- Probs @boymeetswaffles
24. what’s something most people 😍 that you hate?
- Tea
25. have you ever taken narcotics?
- No
26. have you had sex?
- No im a virgin!!!
27. have you ever gotten caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- Yes lol my mom caught me having sex
28. worst/funniest lie you’ve ever told?
- “I am so straight”
29. describe your passion without mentioning it.
- Uh I have a lot of passions lol
30. describe your best friend.
- Silly. Kind. Loving. Fun. Strong.
31. give us one thing about you that no one knows.
- Well for you tumblr people who don’t follow my insta, I own like 30 plants
32. how do you feel right now?
- Good!
33. what is your biggest fear?
- Being alone forever lmao
34. what’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
- Tenerife Sea by Ed Sheeran
35. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?
- Coming out and going vegan
36. have you ever tried your hardest and then been 😞 in the end?
- Who hasn’t
37. something you fantasize about.
- Lol well in life it’d be living on the beach in Hawaii
38. last time you 😢 and why
- new years eve, I missed my best friend.
39. what was the last thing that made you 😂?
- My best friend
40. do you really, truly miss someone right now?
- Yes
41. who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- My best friendddd
42. the last time you felt broken?
- Last week lmao
43. are you starting to realize anything?
- Absolutely
44. are you more dominant or more submissive?
- I can be both hehe
45. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)
- you are funny
46. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?
- I tend to go for older people!
47. describe the person you’re 😍 with/have a crush on in great detail.
- well I don’t know how to go about that LMAO
48. do you have any kinks?
- I guess lmao theyre pretty vanilla though
49. first thing you notice in a person?
- Eyes and hair
50. how can someone win your 💛?
- Be funny!! Also be romantic!! I am very romantic and I will literally melt at anything even slightly romantic
51. been rejected by a crush?
- Oh yeah
52. have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?
- So many times
53. would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
- If I was on my phone I would use the surprised emoji rn lol but no because they have a bf
54. is trust a big issue for you?
- Not so much anymore!
55. did you hang out with the person you like recently?
- No
56. is confidence cute?
- Yes
57. what would you say if the person you 😍/like 😘 another girl/boy?
- Well I would say I am so happy for them
58. would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you 😂?
- No way
59. does the person you have feelings for right now know you do?
- lol sadly yes, sorry man
60. ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- Yes lol
61. do you want to get married
- yes
62. worst thing you’ve ever done?
- Hurt my best friend
63. three things that turn you on.
- Neck kisses, thigh touches, the other person being turned on
64. who do you hate?
- The orange guy in the oval office
65. favorite term of endearment?
- my love
66. who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?
- Shailene Woodley
67. intimidating girls or kind girls?
- Yes lol
68. what do you look for in a possible partner?
- That they are funny lol that is #1
69. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
- I just like girls dude
70. are you good at flirting?
- No way
71. who was the first person you came out to?
- My boyfriend at the time HAHA
72. do you have any friends who are wlw?
- Yes
73. is your crush wlw?
- Yes
74. last person to make you reconsider your sexuality?
- Shailene Woodley again lmao
75. write a short 😍 poem to your crush/self?
- Hey
I think you’re really cute
I like you a lot
Maybe we could hang out or something
76. do you fall 😍 easily?
- Oh yeah
77. is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
- Yes
78. are you good at hiding your feelings?
- Nope lol
79. are you a forgiving person?
- Yes
80. what is your “type?”
- if they’re a girl then they’re my type lol
81. fall 😴 in her arms or rub her back until she falls 😴 in yours?
- Omg her fall asleep in mine that’s so cute
82. tall girls or short girls?
- Yes
83. hugs or kisses?
- …yes
84. twirl her around or get twirled?
- ……..yes
85. tummy kisses or thigh kisses?
- YES
86. hairline kisses or neck kisses?
- Yes
87. play with her hair or stroke her tummy?
- Yessssssss
88. making out or soft kisses?
- YES YES YES
89. hugs around the neck or hugs around the waist?
- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
90. how confident are you in your sexuality?
- Pretty confident!
91. when you like someone do you blush or get butterflies in your stomach?
- Oh yes
92. have you ever liked a friend as more than a friend? did you tell them?
- Answered but yes
93. how old were you when you realized you were into girls?
- I think 17? was when i was like oh shit lol but i definitely had crushes at like 13-14
94. most embarrassing thing you’ve done in front of a cute girl?
- had an anxiety attack lmao
95. do you have a favorite lesbian ship? is it canon?
- Naomi and Emily in Skins uk and yes
96. what is the most aggravating thing someone has said to you about your sexuality?
- That I will go to hell/it would be better that I was a murderer than gay: from my mom
97. when was the last time a girl made your 💛 flutter?
- earlier today
98. what is 😍 to you?
- Deep conversations until morning. soft kisses. the little thumb thing
99. ask me anything.
- well you fell asleep on me so there is nothing here lmao
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