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twyz · 6 months
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i’ve been,,,, heavily humbled
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inklessletter · 4 months
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How do I survive ending a phone call with a client by accidentally saying "I love you" Yahoo answers
🕳️🧍‍♀️
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yingxtkm · 26 days
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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨
AKDHSJHDJS tbh I don’t know if I should leave this in my inbox or just respond but fuck it whatever LOL
I don’t really interact on tumblr outside of posting my doodles but I’ll uh, try… *eyeballs a grand total of like 2-3 people*
Thank you tho 😭❤️
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ramayantika · 1 year
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I read a super steamy scene from a romance book skshhJajzgshs shut up hormones
For real and if it's not tumblr where I will write stuff like this where else
Okay but before the scene there was angst and confession too like pura filmi version and then the hot stuff - shut up- shut up- brain get out of it
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omarfor-orchestra · 2 months
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You have no proof
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martyrbat · 10 months
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heartbreaking! not-so-local 20 year old is learning its actions (regularly spam reblogging and clogging ppls feeds) actually has consequences (its mutuals thought it was spam reblogging its own post)
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kinqarou · 3 months
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the other day i was talking to one of my new classmates who i hadn’t really spoken to yet and as per usual i was showcasing my art portfolio (cause i don’t really have much else to bring to the table lol) and she looked me dead in the eyes and told me she had my art set as her gmail pfp
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snixx · 11 months
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one of my irls found my tumblr 💀
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gatheryepens · 10 months
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currently left my hotel key in the room and my mother isn’t answering the phone….
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camelspit · 1 year
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my twilight post just hit 200 notes god bless
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Me when my word doc for my drabble says 100 words but the notification from Ao3 comes through saying 101 words...
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undergecko · 11 months
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I found a way to play the game that nobody's talked about before
It started as a failed Genocide, so I'm level 13 right before fighting Asgore. Toriel is dead, Papyrus is alive, Undyne is dead, and Mettaton is dead. I got the Papyrus call saying we should hang out at the same spot, so I went to Undyne's house.
When I talk to Papyrus here, he says, "Hey! Ready to hang out with Undyne??? Great!!! Me too!!! However, she's not here. Normally she returns at about this time. She's late though... And she's not answering her phone. How strange. I'll just wait here until she gets home. I'll call you when she gets here, okay!?" Then, If you talk to him again he says, "Nope!! She isn't here yet!!!"
He's still waiting.
Also, when MK is about to fall on that bridge, if you run up to Undyne, they fall. Undyne has to jump down to save you, and you can hear MK say, "They just went straight to fight you instead of helping me..."
Also, did you know that Mettaton EX freaking EXPLODES when you kill him?
The narrator says, "It's completely trashed. There's no way it could ever be repaired."
So basically, this is the 'Be mean to Alphys' Route.
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tonystarkstan · 2 years
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I’ve realized 90% of my fics are all exactly the same and all have the most generic song-lyric titles that tell nothing about the story even though I thought they did at the time, and now whenever I see someone has left a kudos on one of those fics, I’m like, “wow, I have no clue what happened in that fic. i don’t even remember that title. you could give me a summary and I’d genuinely match it to any of these given titles.” embarrassing
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belle-keys · 1 year
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you know that trope in tv shows where the one person meets three of their exes at a party and it's really awkward?
so the muslim version of that just happened to me? like three of the guys who, uh, wanted to marry me and had proposed to me (through my father) came to the same event that I went to tonight??? and me and my mom were spotting them like pokemon? hahahahahahhaha.
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meme-streets · 1 year
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my fourth most used tag is HIM...
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lovebunnie · 1 year
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YEA OKAY I WATCHED THE PIRATE SHOW FINE
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