#this sounds like a joke but im /srs

[gemwolfz]

sometimes i think i should call myself a keroro kinnie on account of Hes Just Like Me Fr but also i know there are real actual keroro fictionkin folks around here and like. I dont want to appropriate your culture yknow

#this sounds like a joke but im /srs #ive been here in the age of tumblr where people who took kin stuff really seriously #ive followed kin blogs i think. the types that do divination and let people post canon calls and all that #or maybe i just scrolled them frequently? #idk i was a homestuck when i was 13 so i fell in with some of the kinnie crowd #but yeah i know its like. a whole thing. spirituality and shit #so its like! it feels rude to call myself a keroro kinnie if i dont mean i was literally keroro in a past life in another universe #y'know. #(ive always been jealous about it like bro no fair why don't i have kin memories that sounds dope as shit) #...anyway ive totally lost my train of thought

[chiconon]

baby nstrries scare me tbh

#/nm #just. a weird feeling i've been having lately #by baby i mean new fans #most ppl who got into it via the accursed song #beloveds i luv u with all my heart but some of yall should not be consuming this #with...how faint hearted yall are #anw im done sorry if this sounds mean ig? i dont mean it harmfully. consider it the grandma in me just #thinking yall r perceiving this game too cutesily or seeing the fandom from a funneled space (which is good tbh but pls #4 the love of all good n holy be careful bc nstrries r full of shit and im not exaggerating #and yes the game is tackles serious issues with the entertainment industry and yes your fave is fucked up swallow that now #everyone's fave is #ok im done i promise im sorry again if i sound like im gatekeeping? its just weird to see so many new unknowing ppl #bc i am not joking when i say this game has some srs shit and the ones i've rambled abt r barely it #anyway bye ill go die srry

[number-1-panstander]

Guys help I tried tossing an empty water bottle in a recycling bin at school like a basket ball and a teacher got mad at me now I feel bad help

#water bottle #jokes aside #im genuinely upset #like #he sounded so mean it genuinely hurt💀 #/srs #either I’m too soft or I’m too stupid

[fallowfield]

as it turns out the "joy" and "excitement" i remember feeling in my childhood was a debilitating form of anxiety that i just returned to for the first time in ten years. and it is horrifying to me to discover that even as a child that i have never known true carefree happiness.

#crops #im like not joking about the fact that this is true but this is meant to be read in a joking manner #ok to rb #it sounds super serious but i promise its /j. i swear i am not /srs i am /j #USING THOSE THERE. IS IN REFERENCE TO 'GARFIELD ARE YOU /J OR /SRS BTW. i do need and use tone indicators on the regular

[caramelmochacrow]

ACTUALLY NVM IM NOT BE REVUE STARLIGHTING RN IM GONNA BE PLAYING PERSONA 2 W MY SISTER BC WE GOT TOO CURIOUS I MIGHT REWATCH THE FIRST EPISODE TOMORROW AND PROPERLY SINK MY TEETH INTO IT CAUSE WE'RE ABT TO FIGHT THE JOKER/GET TUTORIALED

#crow talks #(if u know anything abt persona 2 please dont tell me spoilers we literally just started) #crashing and burning so sorry lol im a mess #mioght breakdown after/during school /hj #i dont even know my own tone w that man #like. it MIGHT happen fr but im also joking. idfk man. #that or i faint. again. like a dumb ass #idk i hope first day of school will NOT be like cady from mean girls but rinku from d4dj #i oh so hope a nice cute dj girl will teach me how to dj!!! /s #that or it's normal. nothing eventful happens. #actually yeah that sounds better #so sorry for rambling and not posting any art of the sort at all my morale has been going up in down in minutes/seconds the entire week #/srs #:/ sorry lol #anyway yeah gonna go do stuff bye bye

[victortalkingmachine]

tumblr in the 1900s simulator

🎀 basilgillgirlie

HELPPP i went to see a country girl and i SWEAR coffin looked directly at me while he was singing no. 19 😳😳😳

#im going to DIE #oh my godddd #hayden coffin tag #theatre tag

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🪮 tortoiseshelllll

honestly just go ahead and block me if you're still not against the consumption of intoxicating liquors /srs

#temperance discourse

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🤵‍♂️ h0ney-b0y 🔁 in-my-merry-oldsmobile Follow

💁‍♀️ soshineonharvestmoon Follow

Alright, let's settle this once and for all:

Do cylinders or discs produce the clearest sound?

‎ ‎‎ Cylinders⬜‍‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎ ‍21.2%

‎‎ ‎‎ ‎Discs🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦‎‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎‎ ‎‎78.8%

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🐶 yourwildirishrose Follow

literally who is voting for cylinders. #discsweep

#poll results that would give thomas edison neurasthenia

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👨 lawrenceseldens 🔁 the-thing-with-feathers86 Follow

☕ the-thing-with-feathers86 Follow

hey. everyone. TAG YOUR HOUSE OF MIRTH SPOILERS!!!!! not all of us are able to keep up with the installments, especially ppl employed at factories/others who work 10+ hour shifts

#!!! #the house of mirth #edith wharton #scribner's magazine

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🌌 impastolover 🔁 le-modernisme Follow

🔘 ilythomascole-deactivated19061203

There’s NO WAY you people are still supporting H*nri M*tisse after he posted THIS

🌈 chezlesfauves Follow

does this scare you

🌈 chezlesfauves Follow

i guess so lmaooo

#i wonder if op knows about la femme au chapeau…

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🌻 emancipation-waist-official 🔁 localhoyden Follow

🐈‍⬛ localhoyden Follow

friendly reminder that it’s perfectly ok for women and girls to wear corsets if they want to!! don't ever let anyone make you feel ashamed for it - it's your choice, you can do whatever makes you happy 💗

🌻 emancipation-waist-official

Go outside.

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👰 kittybristolsgf

i know it's been less than a decade since uh. you know. but can anarchists please go back to assassinating public figures and bombing government buildings and such all the time already, i have had ENOUGH

#the latest tariff law that was passed.... wtf #(for legal reasons this is a joke) #(please don't have me electrocuted <3)

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🦚 fancyfeathers

Just got my widest hat yet!! An entire owl can fit atop it!

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🏓 whiffwhaffwagerer

at the marathon in st. louis!👍 what is happening

#so the original winner cheated i guess #and the actual winner had to be carried over the finish line and is currently being treated by *several* doctors #also apparently some of the competitors are missing #...i'll keep you all posted?

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🧳 thatkeenmotorist 🔁 thatkeenmotorist

🧳 thatkeenmotorist

driving my motor-car 😁

🧳 thatkeenmotorist

broken chain ☹️

🧳 thatkeenmotorist

driving my motor-car 😁

🧳 thatkeenmotorist

broken belt ☹️

🧳 thatkeenmotorist

driving my motor-car 😁

🧳 thatkeenmotorist

broken chain again ☹️

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💃 lilyelsieinthemerrywidow 🔁 thegreat-trainrobbery1903 Follow

💃 lilyelsieinthemerrywidow

hey um whats going on in the balkans right now 😨 do you think theres going to be a war in europe soon im nervous

🙎‍♂️ thegreat-trainrobbery1903 Follow

well, a major war caused by a crisis in the balkans has been speculated on for a while. but it'll probably only last about a year like the war of 1870, plus you don't even live near the balkans, i wouldn't worry too much

💃 lilyelsieinthemerrywidow

yeah youre probably right

#and if it did reach us it would most likely be beneficial anyway #<-prev

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#i've been editing this all day i have had enough. releasing it into the wild now #fake posts

[pianocat939]

I was listening to some asmrs and was like- hrm hrm I have an idea.

Tw: slightly implied both online and reality stalking, implied breaking in, obsessive turtaleles as per usual

Alright so imagine you listen to an asmrist (aka turtle of your choosing) and for the sake of plot let's say it's like an x listener type shit (now it can be platonic or romantic just something to interact to a user)

You listen to a few of their videos before slowly listening to all of their posts, including each and every new one. You like the sound of their voice, it's excellent for when you're sad or need help to sleep- just comforting company one might say.

You praise them with every new video, commenting on how you liked the story or the voice acting. And soon enough, they start to like all your comments and even occasional reply.

"Aww thanks! I'm glad you enjoy my videos! *insert an ungodly amount of heart emojis*"

"Ik I'm fabulous~ In all seriousness tho I'm happy you like my voice acting~"

"Why thank you. I'm delighted you are seemingly relishing my voice /srs/gen/pos."

"OMG IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY RN- I COULD SHOOT YOU WITH MY APPRECIATION GUN- I'm joking of course!"

But then you notice something odd.

Their content seems to lean towards things you tend to enjoy rather than a scatter of different ideas. And you swear you heard your name a couple of times. They seem to talk a bit more with a... loving tone like they've known the person for years. Close as one would simply state.

And finally one day, there's a new video uploaded. You of course watch it. Except for this time, there's no image as the background nor any sound effects. You then hear them speak, they speak so obsessively, so closely, it's like you can hear them smiling.

And at the end, as an outro they say:

(Romantic version)

A gift for my lovely significant other, Y/n. I hope you enjoyed it, especially you.

(Platonic version)

For my dearest friend, Y/n. I hope you find comfort in this audio~

You're creeped out, hoping that maybe they were speaking of another person who has the same name as you. But even then, it made you uneasy.

A few days later, you listen to another video by them, this one a bit more toned down than the last one you watched. It's nice, and you feel yourself being able to sleep by it.

And right as you're about to fall asleep, you feel someone climb into your bed from the other side, and hands caressing your head.

You hear a voice, one all too familiar:

(Romantic)

Darling~ Did you like it? Was the story good? I made sure to keep it within your interests. I hope you loved the sound of my voice...the voice that would talk sweet nothings to you to help you sleep. Sweet dreams, my love.

(Platonic)

Hey~ did you like it? I hope it made you feel better, I know your day today was tough. And I wanted to comfort you, but with a bit more love in it! Anything for my dearest best friend... Now sleep, you need your rest. I'll keep mumbling until you do.

You can't pull yourself to move, too fearful to do so. So you lay there, listening to them mumble about their affections as they pet your head. You can't deny it, it's still the same smooth voice you listened to every day, but this time- it brings the ultimate terror into your heart.

Since when did yandere asmrists become yanderes?

(I hope this makes up a fraction of the lack of content this week! And hopefully, I might get a little something out sometime this week because there's a big blizzard coming = snow day(s) and it's easter break)

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere rottmnt #yandere tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt x reader #tmnt x reader #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018 #blurbs

[heartscrypt]

second part of this post where i recap interesting things that happen in the cfv ds game ride to victory

- FIRST UP. ALL TIMR FAVE SCENE.. CONFIRMATION THAT KAI VISITS AICHIS SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!! UNPROMPTED AND UNINVITED!!!!!! AND AICHI JUST LETS HIM IN!!!!

sorry i sound like such a rabid fangirl but this is so soso important to me. like i feel actually crazy about the fact that by the time of asia circuit kai now feels comfortable enough just drop by aichis house to cardfight him. the fact that the protag thinks hes joking about visiting aichis house is killing me bc kais like "😐 i'm too busy to make jokes. clearly i am going to his house for real. you can tag along i guess" in response. he is not playing abt this he is so srs. also the rest of the scene is basically you third wheeling kaichi as kai inspects your deck and tells you to fix it with some cards while he fights aichi

- next up is: nagisa making a bento so spicy it literally knocks out kamui COLD.

i didn't get a screenshot of this but nagisa actually asks you to taste the bento and your dialogue options are

1) "wow.... this is a taste i've never had before"

2) "i think it's a little too spicy.."

3) "... it's delicious" (LYING) (YOU ARE A LYING LIAR WHO LIES)

so in conclusion never eat food from nagisa i guess

- miwa being silly and misaki literally Tearing into his ass for it... wtf

for context idk how to translate this but basically miwa was doing the whole Bit he did in ep 38 where he dressed up to play into morikawas Ninja Master M thing (example pic included). like he was doing the voice completely unprompted and everyone was like "what the fuck are you doing. stop that. rn". they just don't understand his silliness....

- jun asks you for help constructing his dark irregulars deck with the new cards he got and before he even gives the cards for you to look at he HAS to give you the disclaimer that all of them are just COINCIDENTALLY sexy ladies and he DID NOT DO THAT INTENTIONALLY so DON'T LAUGH AT HIM HE IS SO SERIOUS!!! HE IS SO /SRS (im laughing at him anyway)

- finally we have aichi comparing the protagonist to himself and saying he wants to support the protagonist because they remind him of a "once-upon-a-time" version of himself 😭😭😭 this isn't funny like the others but it made me go Awww

#cfv #cardfight vanguard #toshiki kai #aichi sendou #kaichi #miwa taishi #jun mutsuki #nagisa daimonji #jamie talks #spam posting #they weren't kidding when they advertised this game as ''showing new sides of the characters'' #the jun scene was kind of delightful actually i giggled #ohhh yeaahhhh you just so happened to hand me three cards that are all sexy ladies... uh huhhhh #the fact that miwa will just sometimes do voices for fun bc he feels like it and everyone else is like What are you doing. Stop. Stop. Srop #aghhhhhh ohhh god i miss them 😭😭😭 theyre so real to me

[screampied]

vegas, i leave for couple days, you post ANOTHER toji fic. its like you wanted me to come back bc its literally four paragraphs in and im SCREAMINGGGG

the “oh yeah” when he walks in i moaned. LOLZZZZZZZ I GIGGLED SAUR HARD LIKE UGH i havent even finished reading this 😭

“uh, ill talk to you guys later” “nah, keep that shit on” i bit my fist. theres currently bite marks on my fist ARGH HES SO DADDY

the insults.. LMFOAOAOOAOAOAPAP “he looks like he doesnt shower” I CABT DEAL

oh my.. “i was gonna for three days and you forgot how to act” TEACH ME HOW TO SCT IM OBEDIENT 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 sorry that was uncalled for.

honestly when she said she faked everything i said LIARRRRR out loud bc i wouldve came from the kiss.. coughs.. OH MY GOD “eyes up here, not them. theyre not the ones who are gonna fuckin eat you out are they” BUSSANUTTTTT

im sorry these comments are actually making me cry “even my domain has better quality than this” “clean up aisle my pants > . <” LFMAO I CANT DO THIS 😭😭

the detail. i might as well be the viewer watchin that stream cuz LAWDDDDDDDSS 😻 “mhm, pull on it” i came :P “..harder” AHAT??? HELLO??? i squirted. “that’s what im talking about” yeah im two more sexy lines away from touching myself . THAT SOUNDS SO WILD IM SOREY 😭😭

oh my GAWDWDWDS “feels good when you do that” “yeah cause i know what the fuck im doing” pla have mercy. HAVE MERTHY. im sorry he fingered me under a dinner table with my PADRE talking to me?? WHYUUULLLDDDD (wild) but we luv it 😻

“told you to keep those fuckin on me” coughs i js screamed. “yeah.” MFGGGFFFFGHHHH IM CLAWIN THE WALLLSS.

“baby hold it” YAWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL IVE LOST MY BREATH WHYS THAT SOOOO then rhe comments. PLEASE 😭

“petition to have toji oiled and cheeked up” signed! 😛 “dad?” “lol no.” LFMAOOAOAOAO 😭😭

OHH???? “i cabt wait” “yes you fucking can, if i tell my girl to wait, she’s gonna wait.” ORDERS ARE BEING FOLLOWED ILL WAIT BB 🤤🤤🤤 THE FICS NOT EVEN OVER IT JS KEEPS CUMMING. btw, i love how they be like arch it for me/ass up like YOHHH 😻😻😻

“sorryyyy” shes so real for that. “but sweetheart, you’re not sorry.” “huh?” “huh?” ive got a mocking kink now bc of you 🙁 now whenever i get mocked or teased i giggle 🙁🙁 i act like a whore 24/7 😒 TALK TO ME NICE AAYFGGHHHH I LOVE THAT LINE IM GONNA DIE

“girl hello? i wasnt talking to you” HES SO SASSY ��😭 but the fact he talkin to my pussy like SHE LOVES YOU TEW 🤤 THESE COMMENTS GET OUT GOJO ASKING FOR THE ONLY FANS N GETO ASKING FOR IR ☠️ “please toji im a single mom” IM DEAD 😭

we’re getting caught on stream.. im leaving.

IM HERE NO ALL MIGHT GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP?????? “shit i think im in love with you” OUUUUUUUU HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU JOKING HELLO KNOCK KNOCK NO PUNCHLINE ARE WE SRS YOHHHHH??

i LOVED this, sorry for waffling but WEOOOWWW you ate this one UP veve > 0 <

— pearl anon <3

YOHHHH IM GEEEEEKEDDDDD 😭😭🥹🥹

first of all welcome back pearly 🙋‍♀️🙆‍♀️ i hope you've been well this saturday <3

and LMAOOOOOOOO

IMCRYIKMGGGH the chat was the best part to make omg 💔 like i’d pay so much to see toji double cheeked n oiled up im just saying 🤷‍♀️

TALK TO ME NICEEEEEE 😫😫😫 omg ikr i love the line real bad n it just fits toji so well like ??? IMSO GLADDDDYOU LIKE ITTTTTT i was so close to scrapping it but we pulled through 🙇‍♀️

two more lines away from touching yourself HELPPPPPDPDGGG

omg thank you pookie this lowkey brightened my day i appreciate it commentary forever n always ☹️☹️☹️💟💟💟💟💟

#anons 💌 #pearl anon #🧁 #dbf!toji #MWAAAAA #IM HERE NO ALL MIGHT BYEEEE I SCREAMED

[caninekidd0]

A bit of a serious one, how does autism affect you?

I struggle with fitting in with others, talking to people and understanding social cues. I'm better at reading body language than people's words. If im not close with someone it's very hard for me to tell when they're joking, which made my customer service job very hard since I relied on getting tips. I couldn't understand when people were joking and it made things awkward. I tend to shut down and go nonverbal (it genuinely feels like I can't speak, and forcing myself to is uncomfortable and distressing) when overwhelmed or overstimulated. I stim a lot and tend to repeat people/my animals (the way someone says something I will repeat over and over, or when my cats meow at them I'll meow back and mimic the sound!) I tend to have meltdowns and I end up hitting myself and I hate being touched in those moments, even my clothes touching me is too much and enough to make things worse! I only enjoy being touched when I want it/from close ppl (which is mostly just my bf and nephew >< hugs from other family members can be uncomfortable) I've known I was different since I was a kid, but never knew why and took me a while to realize I was being bullied. I have a hard time with controlling my volume, and im very shy and anxious in real life. I'm light/sound sensitive and going out for a long period of time is very draining. Honestly if I didn't have to speak I'm not sure I would :') that's called masking! Masking my traits to seem more neurotypical is very common but very draining. I'm learning how to unmask and be myself and it feels so much better. I tend to have a hard time controlling my facial expressions, and I've gotten bullied for it before for making "bad" expressions. Online friendships are a lot easier for me to have than in person ones since it's just texting, but there's problems with those too bc tone is very hard to read over text which is why I use tone tags! (/j for joking, /srs for serious etc.) I'd say I'm someone who has less needs than others, (instead of saying high functioning bc I don't like those labels)

Thank you for the ask anon!! <33

#🐾pup speaks!🐾 #🐾pup answers!🐾

[asciimalware]

dni + byi list !! (＞ω&lt;)♡

❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀-❀- DNI LIST!

proshitters n comshitters get off my blog, fuckfarts <3

dni 23 yrs old or older UNLESS i know you and trust you.

dni f3tish content, nsfw, or somewhat l3wd accounts.

dni rarepair and oc x canon haters! you wont like it here < heavy oc x canon shipper

basic dni things such as homophobes, racists, transphobes, z00s, maps, etc

dni pro isreal /srs

kat_toonz/5959/arrow, s0lar_shadow, aim4hearts, strawberry64/strawb_64, caddypoggo, and mistyfibers/skinnysprite

just fucking shitty people in general man. let people have fun and listen to the music they want

oh yeah, therian and furry haters GET OF MY BLOG OUT OUT OUT SHOO

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BYI LIST!

i get reeal anxious when talking to people im not close to sometimes!! i swear if i ever start freaking out its not you, its me :3 /gen

i can make VERY s3xual jokes sometimes (i am asexual though) < immature loser over here who laughs whenever someone says the s word

im very very forgetful so if i owe you any art or something like that lmk because its probably somewhere in the back of my mind

i like to talk a lot. and i mean a lot

the way i type can vary, sometimes i type very 'cutesy' like but sometimes it can be more aggressive sounding, just know i never mean to sound aggressive thats just the way i type DSJDSUHFSJKF

i get fixated over my own ocs sometimes and i like to yap about them a lot

im bad at determining tones when texting so tonetags are important to me (EXCEPT FOR /NF I CAN TELL WHEN YOU'RE NOT FORCING ME DONT WORRY 💗💗)

I STRUGGLE WITH WORDING THINGS AND SPEAKING A LOT. A FUCKING LOT. AND I AM NOT DYSLEXIC. (POINTING AT YOU SAMUEL/ij)

okay thats all BYEVEYBEYBEHB

#dni list #byi

[mothzarellaman]

pinned (for now lol)

so uh. hi tumblr!! I live. unfortunately for y'all /affectionate

uh quick introduction: Call me: Moth. idk?? moth works fine, so does eclipse if you wanna be different pronouns?: she/her. tho idc if you use they/them fandoms: for now, MCYT Life Series (at least desertduo), DND (specifically my ocs), DSMP, Pokemon, HK, Splatoon, and kinda distantly AHIT

still and sometimes WOF or Warriors if it sounds good at the time lol notes: I use tone indicators a lot! while I'll try to specify what tone indicator im using, and not a short hand, but here's a quick guide if i don't specify: /af = /affectionate. used for friends or characters i like lol. /lh = /light hearted. i use it (or /af) when im teasing people i know. i dont use it much otherwise, but if i do use it, its for teasing mostly /sar = sarcastic. when im being sarcastic. idk man /j = /joking. when im saying something i dont mean. i consider /lh a more half hearted version of /j. when im kinda being honest about it, but i'm not doing it fully. /srs = serious. for when im being serious. i guess?? /pos = positive. when im basically saying something that could be seen as slightly mean?? or something similar. generally about a character, or if im using full caps, i'll specify /pos so that way people know im not angry or anything. /neg = basically the opposite of pos. negative. /gen = genuine or general. kind of used on a case by case basis, but if im saying something that i mean. or if im saying something as pos or neg. just kinda general. /p = platonic /r = romantic i generally use those last two if i refer to characters. ok time for tagging:

General Tags

#tumblr shenanigans : basically me interacting with the tumblr ecosystem. for non oc or fandom related stuff

#aesthetic : used for art of some form (painting, music, writing, etc) that captures a specific vibe i adore #tips : used for just general life stuff. prob gonna have a lot of art tips tho.

#get queue'd nerd: used to tag for queue. used a lot

Fandom Specific

#dsmp : used for general dsmp stuff #lifeseries : used for life series stuff #dnd : used for general dnd stuff #pokemon : pokemon #splatoon: splatoon For characters, I use the following format: #fandom : insert character name ex: dsmp: tommy lifeseries: grian etc. For OCs, I use the following: #OC: insert name here ex: OC: Phoenix OC: Sam etc. Slight variation with DND, but its just: #DND OC: insert name here ex: DND OC: Pangari Caldwell DND OC: Sasha Rex i include characters that aren't technically mine, but are from my group. anyway, that should be good for now.

#pinned post? #oh my gah #prob gonna edit it later #ah well

[gareth-emerson-chews-drumsticks]

ok ik it sounds like im joking but i literally feel nauseous and i can't tell if its about mikhail or if im genuinely sick. this happens a lot when i feel very strongly conflicted about things, but its so bad rn. i actually feel sick and i have a headache. im so stressed out by you guys im actually ill/srs

#out of character #byler #mikhail #mikhail antonov

[elytrafemme]

ik you're away (and im probably conked out en sleeping) but can you explain to me like. how to manage this stuff? ToT I've never srs used ao3 before and i don't wanna like. mess up stuff

SORRY if this is too much . wodjis. im on mobile if it helps anything!!

hey hey hey! yes ofc can try to help here :D disclaimer im not the best at explaining these and others may know more than me but will try!

okay so it seems like you've got a rating already-- the way that I think about ratings (since sometimes the details of which goes where get confusing) is that if it's pretty light hearted and has only very minor mention of heavier themes put it in General, Teen and Up for things that aren't super intense but reference some heavier subjects and use strong language (most fics in this fandom I feel slot into teen), Mature is for fics that have like a lot of violence etc

so Archive warnings Im like extremely bad at but basically those are for things that are like central stuff happening in the fic. If there's only minor violence I don't think you'd need the Graphic tag but if the fic frequently has some intense graphic fight scenes you might want to put that on. If the fic has none of the ones listed (note: not that they have no triggers at all, just that they dont have anything listed under archive warnings), mark No Archive Warnings apply. if there's like a surprising twist ending where a main character dies and you dont want to spoil, you can use Choose not to pick archive warning

uhhh for the most part fandoms should be easy, if you're working with a series that has several types of media in it, you may find a general tag for it and then a media-specific one; no harm in tagging both

for categories you're going to want to go with the ones that are front and center I would say. if its a fic focused on a lesbian couple but it has another gay couple of two guys that are present in the fic very actively, I would tag both M/M and W/W, but if that said gay couple weren't super present and just had a few lines, just tag W/W. hope that makes sense! Gen is for no romantic relationship, Other is... tricky but I see people use it for polyamorous dynamics or sometimes nonbinary pairings. Multi is just if there are multiple ones like the first example

ALRIGHT The relationships bar can be platonic or romantic, IF YOU ARE DOING PLATONIC/FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIP USE THE & SYMBOL whereas if you're doing something romantic USE /. if you're doing something queerplatonic I'll typically say go for & . tag just the main ones that come up like if it references a relationship happening way in the background don't put that there but otherwise ya include the main ones

if it's just a single person character study with no relationships leave it blank

characters again just go for the main ones!

okay my least favorite part of posting a fic: Additional Tags. It's hard to figure out what things go there, but what I would recommend including (non conclusive list just some stuff I see a lot) is:

Type of content (is it Fluff, is it Angst, is it Humor, is it Hurt/Comfort; there are tags for those aspects combined if you wanna tag Fluff and Angst!); if there's an AU what is it (Will take form of Alternate Universe - ___); if a popular headcanon is used (Easy example is "Sleepy Boys Inc as Family"; headcanons needed to get the story but arent explicit in canon); Time it takes place in canon (Not always there but sometimes u find tags like L'manberg Revolution etc); and common content warnings (ex. if it brings up a character's depression a lot, tag Depression; things like Childhood Trauma, Memory Loss, etc. If it's a multichapter and only one chapter lightly metnions something, you can just warn in the opening notes of that chapter and don't ahve to tag it, just go for overarching things!)

Work Title: many ways to do it! strong suggestions: song lyric, single word that sounds sort of cool or has thematic relevance, quote from fic, funny joke, etc. i recommend you do NOT take after me and make extremely long and hard to parse titles but tbh do whatever

co-creators is if two people worked on the fic so usually you won't do that but if two people did collab you can! I've seen some people add their betas or editors as co creators, I don't tend to since with my fics I only rope my beta into editing some of the chapters not all of them, but if you have a beta you can just thank them in opening notes. if they very actively always work on it you CAN make them a co-creator, that's up to you and them

Summary: If it's a multichapter in an AU setting, you might want to opt for a summary that starts off explaining the AU (ex. Doomsday never happened, and New L'manberg is still ... but like better written than that example) and then make a second paragraph (or second half of one paragraph) introducing the characters. If it's a singular oneshot that's like 1k-3k, sometimes u can just put like a single line or two explaining the premise. I can give more summary advice if u want but thats just like a bit of how I tackle that; you can also add summaries to each chapter in a multichapt except the first chapter which is just like a weird AO3 thing but those tend to be shorter and chapter centric!

Notes: people do these kind of differently depending, I tend to use Beginning Notes as any heads up for the chapter (like if additional context is needed) and CWs for that chapter in particular. if you have a beta you can thank them there, etc. etc.

End notes is where I see people talking about certain parts of the fic since by then the people have read the entire chapter, link possible fanart, link social medias, etc.

Collections are tricky but basically an example is, like, say you work on a Gift Exchange and there's a collection made by the gift exchange's host that collects all the gifts. You would want to add that fic to that collection straight up. If you want the fic to be anonymous and not have your name attached, type Anonymous in Collections and just kind of click one. Idk the differences between them but I think Anonymous_Fics is where i tend to add mine

Gifted works are just if u want one or more people specifically to uh have that fic gifted to them! yeah not much to say there. The checkbox below it is like, if you translate a fic into another language, if you record a podfic, if you write a fanfiction of a fanfiction, or if a fic is inspired off of anothers. I wouldn't say like if you wrote a superhero AU that you need to say it was inspired off of another superhero AU since that's a pretty generic trope, but like, if someone wrote something and this feels like in similar universe or just... was inspired by it, do that

clicking the series checkbox just makes a series, which is just collection of fics but you control the series. you can add series descriptors etc, and when you go to view the series you see all the tags of every fic within it. you can mark series as finished and give them funky names, etc. you can also bookmark entire series instead of just each individual fic, but you can't like kudos an entire series.

I dont get workskins but sometimes if you see really funky choose your own adventure fics they use those workskins. like if you wanna do something REALLY funky you can deffo do those but otherwise its not super needed so just ignore it for rn

You can opt for it to only let your work be shown to people logged into their accounts, so guests can't view them. Moderating comments means you get emails every time someone comments so you go and approve them; would NOT recomemnd this for fics with a lot of attention but if you get nasty comments or smth moderating comments can be a good idea. it just seems like a headache to me personally which is why i dont LOL

yeah you can pick who can comment, guests comments will ask for guests to put in a username (which will not be underlined meaning you cant click it, which is how u know its a guest) and their email so they can get ur reply. but u can just shut off comments if u want lol

Okay this is where people get funky so here's my recomemndation. Don't listen to the heard of misguided individuals that paste fics into HTML literally just go for Rich Text. Rich Text means if you have a google doc you can just, like, copy and paste it there. You can also type directly into Rich Test. HTML is just weird and funky so I don't recommend it. Sometiems Rich Text does weird shit but it hasnt fucked me over that much

if u have other questions lmk but thats the most of it!

#nightmare.ask #cloudy tag <3 #long post

[lqfiles]

i have srs fomo n when i get notifs seeing ur answering msgs i kick my feet a little thinking of the shit i wanna ramble about to feel included but HOW R U DOING TODAY BAEEE 😼 i spent four hours trying to get my nose stud out and now i can’t get it back in 😛

i feel like karmas out to get me for just being a hater today bc on top of this disaster💓 i had previously made jokes about kpoppies crying when their fav enlists n now im on the verge of ripping my hair out thinking ab taeyong literally leaving NOW and jeonghan within a matter of months…

ANYWAY i think… soon i might… maybe… make my side blog to start writing… and im sooooo nervous

— yours truly 🪼

LMAOOO that’s so real if it makes you feel better i have the biggest case of fomo too i have to check twitter every day because i just can’t be left out 😣 i love your rambles tho i look forward to them fr

IVE BEEN GOOOOD i wrote a little and i’m planning on changing my theme soon </3 i’m gonna miss this haechan icon but new era new me kinda? if i’m not feeling it much i’ll return back to the haechan theme but yeah.. i wanted to be like those accounts that never change their pfps but there are so many i wanna try i just can’t not i’m sure this is some form of FOMO..

anyways THAT SOUNDS UNFORTUNATE idk much about piercing but did the hole close that quickly?? i mean at least you got what you wanted i guess.. still you should probably go to a professional if you REALLY want it back in and it doesn’t go in, IM ROOTING THAT YOU WILL WIN THIS BATTLE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR NOSE‼️

i actually still not processing that taeyong will be leaving like wow.. it just doesn’t feel real and i will only believe it once i see it myself but aackk.. stay strong tyongfs 😭 it’s the way taeyong is making it worse with all these sad posts too like pls your fans aren’t the strongest. and i thought jeonghan was exempt?? FUCK IM GONNA END IF HE GOES LIKE I CANT BEAR SEEING HIM LEAVE.. my hanibani 😭😭😭😭😭

and i say do it !! the writing community is rlly nice and i’m sure you’ll have fun ^^ don’t be too nervous and post whatever your proud of, i’m rooting for you!!

#asks. #from 🪼 anon #love your chaotic updates anon

[yournightowl]

Your Nightowl #027

i’ve noticed that the discussion around HK has splintered into three distinct groups.

The first group is the Detectives ಠ_ರೃ- the true crimers, the inquisitive types, the ones looking for a good mystery above all else, even to the point that they’ll ignore the plain answer just to keep the thread spinning a little while longer. It should go without saying that this group is the biggest and the easiest to empathize with. You might need to learn to excuse a little bit of insensitivity here or there, but you can hold real conversations with them and get real responses. i do, however, think that there’s more bleedover between them and the next group than most people would like to admit.

Said group (the loudest group) would be the Theorists. The ones convinced that all of HK’s targets were actually androids, or the incognito operators of cell corporations, or just plain old lizard people. ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ﾉ Sure. Why not?

 For a big portion of them, this is all just trolling. That’s obnoxious, but whatever- Everyone’s done it, here or there. If you get recognized, you were just being ironic. If you get cornered, it's their fault for taking you seriously. ¯\_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯ We all know the drill by this point.

Well maybe we don’t all know the drill. Every other day I see people in the media monologuing about how taken aback they are by the swell of conspiracy theories surrounding HK- Like they expected us to have left such childish things behind in the 20th century.

We didn’t. From what i’ve seen with my own eyes, out there in the real world, and back here on the oldnet, it’s only gotten worse. We’re still children.

Which isn’t necessarily a grim thought. I mean, if this is what humanity looks like when we’re fully formed, crystallized, and paying our taxes without our parent’s help? We’re screwed.

One last thing about the conspiracy theorists- their the only ones making money off of this tragedy. It’s not much, of course- Just whatever small profit they can eke out by spending all day on socials, parroting each other's talking points in an accelerating feedback loop that spirals directly to their store page, where you can buy coffee mugs that show how you think the state has secret death camps.

But its still dirty money if you ask me.

Which brings me to the last group: the nutjobs. ( °□°) ︵ ┻━┻

Maybe that’s too harsh. The Crazies?

Freaks is too sharp on the tongue.

But this is the written word, so maybe it’s forgivable.

Whatever you want to call them, they all sound similar.

“Dear hk, please unalive my boss”

“/srs hk should merc my stepdad”

“I want hk to shoot me before i start my next shift and im not even joking at this point”

Obviously, most of these are just people venting, which will always be ugly to see, and hard to read. It’s still in poor taste, but it’s definitely better for them to type it out into the void than to walk around with thoughts like that festering in the back of their mind. “ψ (｀∇´) ψ

But they aren’t all just people venting. Some amount of them aren’t being ironic. Some amount of them like what HK’s doing. They like seeing wrenches thrown in the works, even if the wrenches happen to be innocent people with bullets where their aorta’s used to be. And while this third group is definitely the smallest, it’s also the most naturally private.

I’m not worried that they’re some kind of silent majority or anything, it’s just

They’re silent.

So there could be a shitload of them out there, and even they wouldn’t know it. There could be thousands of HK fanboys out there waiting for a leader to step forward.

Step forward and funnel their frustration into coffee mugs, ʘ‿ʘ hopefully.

Cause otherwise, they might get tired of waiting for a leader.

And they just might get started without one.

To avoid ending on a grim note again, i’d like to instead insert here, in no particular order, my favorite theories about HK is, taken from the most disliked posts on the biggest conspiracy forum i could find.

-hk is an AI possessing random individuals through their Mods

-hk is an assassin working for the Elites to eliminate people found to have high genetic predisposition to resisting authority figures

-hk is a team of State Operatives culling the illegitimate children of powerful CEOs in order to keep them in check (how would this work?)

-hk is an angel of death but not like a grim reaper the beautiful kind biblically accurate

-hk is my cleaning guy who is secretly a robot (that was the entire thread)

International blogger of mystery,

Your nightowl

#unfiction