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SEASON 1, EPISODE 9: The Royal Blacksmiths

Netflix, love you but uhhh is that genuinely the plot? Welp, let’s see how these boys DANCE.

AKA: Clutch Powers is fucking taunting me. I’m going to go nuts in Season 11 when he actually shows up huh

[21:25] Well, the first Fangblade was found, and I bet that the other three won’t take too long to be found either. That’s going to be… really fun…

[20:50] Goddammit they’re going to use Lloyd as a human sacrifice. I did not see the day where this was a genuine concern of mine.

[20:26] I doubt Pythor’ll actually let him go. That’s way too nice.

[20:09] Ancient Architect A: So… how many booby traps do you plan to put in here?

Ancient Architect B: Yeah.

[19:22] awww how cu- (my general repulsion to romance remembers that it has a job and kills me instantly)

[18:44] djdjd Cole just has a photo album labelled “My Photos” and that’s it. Where’s the absolute tomes of photo books that I’m used to who just has a photo album with the words “My Photos” on the front

[18:25] And it’s not even all photos of HIM? So it’s more like “Photos I have” than “Photos of me specifically”? I think that’s the point but I digress4

[18:11ish] “His name was Dutch… no, Clutch! Clutch Powers!” HEY WHAT THE FUCK

[17:50] Wait, Cole ran away because his dad pushed performing arts on him that much? I swear, if Tick Tock was like being stabbed with a knife then this episode is like sprinting around the balls in dodgeball. Not upsetting, just confusing and wild.

[17:30] And to the Mountain of Madness! If Garmadon’s having trouble with the extra pair of arms I bet it’ll probably be a total pain in the ass for Wu.

[17:27] Seems as it was. Nice to see Garmadon’s a good brother despite the whole “was bitten by an evil snake and was forced into evil as a result” thing.

[17:02] Oh, the rocks are moving I guess.

[16:52] Oh, the rocks are violent I guess.

[16:27] Okay, but if my past self had guessed what would happen when Garmadon and Wu met up, it would be nowhere near this, yet this all is in character? Props on the whole “violence is not the solution when it comes to family” thing that’s going on here. I’ve seen some far worse examples of this message (three guesses on what show I’m referring to) and it’s nice that it’s been done somewhat well here.

[16:21] Goddamn, finally, the ninjas have some casual clothes.

[16:01] But seriously, I just… do I have weird taste or is this show just really good?

[15:51] I doubt you can just… snatch it. We’ve got 16 minutes left, haven’t you been reading the timestamp?

[15:48] Why are we going straight to Cole’s dad, though? We seriously don’t know anyone else who would know this?

[15:45ish] “What? You too good for the doorbell?” (Cole’s dad just fucking slams the door in his face) JESUS CHRIST

[15:35] huh. sure is a doorbell.

[15:23] I swear, Cole’s dad would be the first to go in something like TGWDLM. Or maybe he’d never get infected because he’d blend in too well.

[15:20] It’s like the guy’s stuck in his prime when he really should’ve moved on by now, though.

[15:06] Watch your mouth Cole, you need the info.

[14:58] I can see the braincell being chucked around like it’s a poor, poor beanbag. Please, treat it carefully.

[14:56] This better be the good kind of shock.

[14:35] Wasn’t the good kind, but Zane caught the braincell in time to keep the story from becoming suspicious. So now we can get some exposition on the Blade Cup, I suppose.

[14:30] So, yeah, exposition, and like little side train of thought: Clutch Powers is entirely responsible for this episode and so when I finally see him in the show (what, in season 11 I think?) I’m going to comment on that fact. Somebody remind me to do that.

[14:06] Alright, whoever’s got the braincell now, try and appease Cole’s dad so you can figure out the whole “How the hell are we going to get the Blade Cup” plan sooner than later?

[13:48] Welp, here we go.

[13:43] The ruse is NOT going to be kept up for long, huh

[13:11] Cut to the Serpentine causing some minor ruckus.

[13:07] Well then. Bloody nice job not letting the blade fall into the wrong hands. Just slap the image of it on a poster while THE SERPENTINE ARE AT LARGE (though I doubt they really know about why it’s such an awful idea)

[12:50] Cut to the ninjas. It’s time to funcking SING

[12:40ish] “Stop! Stop! If my ears weren’t attached to my head they’d be running away.” What ears?

[12:34] “Zane, you’re like a machine!” (Zane flinches) “Don’t change anything.”

[12:23ish] “big show stopping climax” Goddammit, I really need to adjust my mental filters. It keeps tripping my TGWDLM alarm when it’s just a coincidence.

[12:02] Oh my god, he’s been holding this in for a while, hasn’t he?

[11:11ish] Cut to the Serpentine, Pythor in tow. And… even if the snakes have legs can the snakes sing and dance? I don’t think they can (very well)

[10:57] Cut to the Mountain of Madness: Because you forgot about that during the Hijinks!

[10:39] Oh… that’s shiny

[10:33] F! GODDAMMIT I’M BOOBOO THE FUCKING FOOL

[10:23] HAHA I REVOKE ANYTHING I SAID ABOUT GARMADON I SHOULD’VE SEEN THIS COMING

[10:17] Wait, hold that thought…?

[10:03] Uh. I’ll let you know if I go through with the revoking because I have zero clue on what is fucking happening.

[9:47] Cut to Ninjago(‘s Got) Talent.

[9:24] Oi. Don’t talk so loudly.

[9:12] WELP.

[9:00] Something you want to tell him, but does he want to hear it?

[8:50] …. if this doesn’t go well I’m going to flip

[8:26] I’m going to flip if there isn’t an unless in there

[8:20] SHIIIIIIIT.

[7:54] Okay, but seriously. That is the worst disguise I’ve ever seen.

[7:44] UM. UUUUM. OKAY PYTHOR FUCKING ATE THE JUDGE

[7:38] me: that’s kinda fucked, well pythor’s disguise isn’t gonna last long huh-

brain: vore.

[7:26] AND NOBODY DOES ANYTHING LIKE???

[7:00] Okay, define our way because that’s probably still outside the rules

[6:43] Oh, that’s why they wanted me to see the pilot. The skeletons. Well, you’re not going to see me watch it in a while as I REALLY detest villainous lego skeletons and I want to avoid them for as long as possible.

[6:21ish] hi gilderoy

[6:17] Welp, going as ninjas. That’s fun.

[6:14-6:03] “I have butterflies in my stomach! “Aw, c’mon, that’s just nerves.” “No. I really do have butterflies in my stomach.” (Zane opens his torso panel and several butterflies fly out. They somehow haven’t harmed his wiring.) “O-kay. I’m glad he got that out of his system.”

[5:31] Welcome back, Gilderoy.

[5:24] I.. I have an unearned sense of nostalgia hearing those opening chords. Holy shit, I’m going to be a fucking mess by the 11th season if I feel like this *now*.

[5:04] THE NINJAS AND THE SERPENTINE ARE BRAWLING ON STAGE AND THE MUSIC’S A BANGER HELL YEAH

[4:38] HELL YEAH COLE! I SENSE SOME TRUE POTENTIAL UPCOMING SO.. Y E A

[4:24] DJDJD AWWW

[4:09] (laughs uncomfortably) what the fuck?

[4:00] Hell yeah, they’ve got the Fang Blade! Hopefully. I don’t think the Serpentine are above plain stealing it.

[3:39] Oh… oh. Cole’s dad wasn’t there.

[3:09] N-No, he was! And he’s proud of Cole! Aww

[2:33] Dammit, Pythor’s back. Hope he coughed up that judge before he got here. Typically, swallowing a judge of a talent competition can cause stomach problems comparable to downing about 20 cans of the sponsoring company’s drink at once. That is not based on Serpentine biology, however, so I imagine it’d be different for them.

[2:21] it’s a show stopping number, a real show stopper, a kickline is inevitbEEEE-EEEEL-

[2:17] uh oh! uh oh! uh oh!

[2:15] F

[2:07] AND THE FANGBLADE’S GONE, DAMN

[1:59] Well… if someone… I dunno, unlocked their true potential… then maybe… we wouldn’t need that scythe…

[1:53] Oh, it’s glowing because he did find it. Alright.

[1:47] COLE! HELL YEAH! ALREADY REALLY FUCKING BUFF BUT NOW HE’S FOUND HIS TRUE POTENTIAL TOO BABY!

[1:26] Aw, poor Kai though. You’ll probably get your true potential unlocked in the next episode, though.

[1:10] And the gang’s back together and alright for now!

[0:42] Awww

[0:00] ...wait a minute. How did the tomb from the beginning of the episode repair itself. You’re telling me Clutch didn’t set off anything? I’m calling crap on that one.

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