And here it is! My updated “loads of hitpoints” compilation, which is included in the LOLOMG fan project by @towga. There’s a full (and very long) transcript under the cut, which can also be found in the zine, so go check that out and give the rest of the zine a look while you’re there! Here’s to the magnificent chaos that was Rusty Quill Gaming, all the amazing talented people in the fandom, and sixteen glorious minutes of my favorite running joke in the series.
[Dice roll]
ALEX: What’s your AC?
BRYN: Uh, thirteen?
ALEX: Uh, it will be a hit, I believe.
BRYN: Yeah, of course it will.
[Pause]
BRYN: Why am I standing next to an enemy?
BEN: Because you—
LYDIA: (simult) Because Hamid wants to be a hero and you roleplay well!
ALEX: (overlapping) Also, what spell were you gonna cast?
BRYN: Magic Missile.
ALEX: Ah, fair.
[Dice roll]
LYDIA: Oh no.
ALEX: (overlapping) And deals almost the highest he can roll, a five.
BRYN: Five damage?
ALEX: Yup.
BRYN: It’s cool, I’ve got loads of hitpoints now.
[James laughs]
ALEX: Ah, you rested, and you slept, and all of the things.
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[Lydia laughing loudly]
ALEX: Okay cool, let’s roll some damage, then.
[Helen gives a long laugh]
BEN: It’s alright, we’ve got loads of hitpoints.
[Helen continues laughing while dice roll in the background]
LYDIA: Yeah, falling damage actually really hurts.
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BEN: Oh no I have loads of hitpoints, I’m—I can’t one-shot myself. [laughs] So this is fine.
[Dice rolls]
BEN: Aw, especially not with a roll like that!
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ALEX: Grizzop takes twenty-three damage.
BEN: That’s fine, I got loads of hitpoints.
ALEX: Yeah, I know you do. That’s why I’ve got to punish you in different ways.
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ALEX: (dramatically) Lydia. Is right to be concerned!
LYDIA: (overlapping) Yeah?
HELEN: What do you mean?
ALEX: Your large axe sweeps into the creature, a fine torso hit, that schlorps through it, gashes Zolf hard—
[Lydia hisses]
HELEN: Noooo!
ALEX: Dealing him thirty-two points of damage and out the other side.
BEN: Azu it’s fine, I got loads of hitpoints.
[Everyone laughs, Bryn makes a sound of despair]
ALEX: And I’ll end the episode there!
[Laughing and sounds of despair continue, Lydia screeches]
ALEX: I’m so happy that you keep critting on creatures specifically designed to punish you for it!
BRYN: (simult) You’re so cruel! You’re so cruel!
BEN: Sorry, just, just—just very quickly I would like to, uh, make a point of order—I’ve got fifty hitpoints left, it’s fine.
LYDIA: Left? You’ve got fifty hitpoints left? What?
BEN: (simult) Yes! I’ve got eighty-two hitpoints!
ALEX: Let’s be clear—
BEN: I’m such a beefy boy!
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ALEX: I mean, it’ll probably break on its own eventually.
BEN: Here we go again!
ALEX: (laughing) Okay.
HELEN: Ah!
[Dice roll]
BEN: Loads of hitpoints.
ALEX: Another lightning strike!
BEN: (whispering) He can’t kill me.
[Alex laughs, sound of many dice rolling]
ALEX: I don’t like that I can roll this many d6 and Ben’s like, “don’t care, mate.”
BEN: I mean, it’ll hurt, but—
[Dice roll on the table]
ALEX: You’ve been struck by lightning twice!
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ALEX: Plus—
BEN: Wha?
ALEX: Yeah, people can—people can keep talking as the effects keep stacking up.
HELEN: Uh oh.
BEN: It’s alright, I got loads of hitpoints.
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ALEX: Uh, that’s absolutely a good call.
LYDIA: Because since the things I have are kind of explode-y, I do not want to hurt—
ALEX: (interrupting) Correct.
BEN: Go for it, I’ve got loads of hitpoints!
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ALEX: It hits.
HELEN: Oh no!
BEN: I haven’t got a very good AC.
[Dice roll, followed by a pause]
BEN: (whispering) Got loads of hitpoints.
LYDIA: Yeah, we know, Ben!
HELEN: (simult) Stop saying that! It’s betrayed us before!
BEN: (simult) I will say it—I will say it until I’m dead.
ALEX: Bryn—Bryn, I’m gonna need you to maths for me on the rapid.
BRYN: Right.
BEN: I may not have loads of hitpoints.
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BEN: He’s a wrong’un, isn’t he audience, don’t you think?
LYDIA: (overlapping) He—he’s a wrong’un.
HELEN: (simult) Yeah!
ALEX: See, Ben’s laying it on all thick ‘cause people know how—how he reacts when characters die, now.
BRYN: Didn’t—I mean, Azu literally also just—
BEN: (simult) Oh, I got loads of hitpoints.
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HELEN: Everyone around me just wants to throw themselves into danger—
BEN: No, it’s fine, I have loads of healy—
HELEN: (interrupting) Shut up, Ben!
[Everyone laughs]
BRYN: When you say everyone, you mean Ben.
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ALEX: Nineteen.
BEN: Round up or down?
ALEX: Round down, in this situation.
BEN: Cool, eight. I got loads of hitpoints!
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ALEX: None of you notice any difference in the water level, or behavior of the water in any way.
HELEN: Weird.
[Ben sighs]
BEN: Right. I’ve got loads of hitpoints. Um—
[Helen laughs]
LYDIA: I don’t!
BEN: (simult) I stick my head—stick my head above water.
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ALEX: Hits.
BEN: (whispering) Got loads of hitpoints.
HELEN: (whispering) Stop saying that.
BEN: No.
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BEN: Only half of that fluid’s gone, so send in the second monster!
ALEX: Yesss!
LYDIA: (simult) What? No!
HELEN: (simult) No!
BRYN: Bye!
[Everyone laughs nervously]
ALL: Bye!
BEN: I’ve got loads of hitpoints left.
[Helen laughs]
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[Helen laughing]
BEN: I’ll just get hit by a trap, it’s fine. I’ve got loads of hitpoints.
HELEN: Noooo!
[Bryn laughs, Lydia screeches]
ALEX: In Ben’s defense, he does now have—
BEN: I’ve got loads of hitpoints.
ALEX: (overlapping) Loads of hitpoints.
BEN: (simult) I’ve got ninety-two whole hitpoints!
LYDIA: That is—
HELEN: How come you’ve got more than me? I’m—
BEN: Uh, I’ve got a big con score.
HELEN: Oh.
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ALEX: Skraak looks ready to murder Zolf.
HELEN: Oooh! Azu steps between Skraak and Zolf.
BEN: Good luck, I’ve got loads of hitpoints.
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BEN: I’ve got loads of hitpoints!
ALEX: You are not Zolf. This character is injured by lightning.
BEN: (simult) I’ve got loads of hitpoints!
HELEN: You’re not beefy!
ALEX: Decision time.
BEN: I’m pretty—pretty beefy girl.
BRYN: (simult) Pretty beefy, yeah.
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[Dice rolling over the top of Alex speaking]
ALEX: Hear this?
HELEN: Ohhh.
ALEX: (simult) This is the sound of my favorite type of damage, it’s—it takes a little bit of engineering, but—
BEN: (overlapping) The deadliest kind of damage in any system ever.
[Dice continue rolling]
HELEN: Yeah.
BEN: S’alright I got loads of hitpoints.
[Helen snorts]
ALEX: And what was your athletics check, just to let me confirm?
BRYN: (simult) Hey guess what?
BEN: (simult) Fourteen.
ALEX: (simult) Excellent.
[Dice rolling]
BRYN: Guess what, Ben? I’m a beefy boy.
BEN: (delighted) Are you a beefy boy?
[Bryn laughs]
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ALEX: No.
BEN: (sadly) Oh.
ALEX: You failed.
BEN: (overlapping) Fair enough.
[Helen chuckling]
ALEX: You failed the check and he’s a beefy, beefy boy.
BRYN: I’m a beefy boy.
[Alex laughs]
BEN: S’alright, it’s only eleven damage, got loads of hitpoints left.
HELEN: Ohhh.
ALEX: I’m glad you have that attitude, because I think what we’re gonna do is—
BEN: (interrupting) No I literally, mechanically have loads of hitpoints.
ALEX: (simult) I know—
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BEN: Well, I mean, I’m gonna knock and then open the door, ‘cause all she’s gonna say is go away, but she then might shoot me. But that’s probably gonna be—that’ll be fine.
[Alex wheezes]
HELEN: Uh—
LYDIA: Got a lotta hitpoints.
BEN: Got loads of hitpoints.
ALEX: (laughing) Got loads of hitpoints.
[Everyone laughs quietly]
HELEN: Um—
BEN:(simult) She—I mean, look, she cannot one-shot me, so we’re all good.
[Ben and Lydia laugh]
HELEN: You said that in your Zolf voice.
BEN: Yeah, I know.
[Helen laughs]
HELEN: Okay.
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ALEX: I mean you say that, I’m fairly certain you’re playing the splattered remains of Zolf Smith.
BEN: Uhhh, uh it depends, how many hitpoints have I got left?
LYDIA: (simult) He’s got loads of hitpoints.
BEN: (simult) It’s loads. Looaads of hitpoints.
[Helen laughing]
ALEX: Okay, I’m gonna roll, I do—oh, exactly one more hitpoint than the number of hitpoints you’ve got.
BEN: Oh go on, take a guess, how many is that then, Alex?
ALEX: Ninety … two.
BEN: Ha! I’m on zero, not minus one, screw you.
ALEX: Oh come on, that was a good guess, though!
BEN: (overlapping) Yeah you actually guessed my hitpoints, that was very good.
[Bryn and Lydia laugh]
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ALEX: And I’m assuming that Zolf basically doesn’t have anything at all, ‘cause he’s, you know, he’s got—he’s got loads of hitpoints, why bother?
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BEN: Okay. I feel like at that point, I’m gonna go in, ‘cause, I’m—I’m magic, so what the hell are they gonna do?
[Lydia laughs]
LYDIA: I got loads of hitpoints!
BEN: I’ve got—I’ve got loads of horrible spells!
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ALEX: I’d like to start this episode with everyone giving me a will save, please.
BEN: (overlapping) Yaaay!
HELEN: (simult) Ugh.
[Dice rattling]
BEN: It’s fine, I’ve got loads of will points.
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ALEX: There’s no aggression there, but she is just … sinking them into your hand without, uh, realizing she’s doing so.
BEN: (overlapping) S’alright, I got loads of hitpoints.
[Everyone laughs]
ALEX: It’s true! You have got loads of hitpoints, it’s true.
BRYN: (overlapping) Sometimes people just wanna hear the classics!
BEN: She couldn’t one-shot me with a shotgun, she’s not gonna one-shot me with her hands!
[Alex laughs]
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BEN: That’s fine. You have character classes, you’ll be fine, like. You’ve got the hitpoints.
BRYN: You’ve got—you’ve got loads of hitpoints.
[Lydia chuckles]
BEN: Yeah.
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AZU: I know someone who got hit by lightning, like … three times.
[Lydia chuckles]
CARTER: Wow!
LYDIA: Still had loads of hitpoints!
[Everyone laughs, someone claps]
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ALEX: Well done, all of you.
HELEN: Thank you.
ALEX: (overlapping) There was a version of events where you wouldn’t all manage it, and I thought I’d give you a challenge you can’t solve with a dice, or—quote, “all the hitpoints.”
[Helen and Bryn laugh]
LYDIA: Yeah. I think all of us, all of us—
BEN: (simult) Where we’re going we don’t need hitpoints.
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BEN: Oooh, that’s bad!
BRYN: I would like to state for the record … that I do not have loads of hitpoints!
[Ben laughs, Lydia groans]
HELEN: How many hitpoints do you have?
BRYN: Fifty-one.
BEN: Oooh, that could—mmm. We’re in the danger zone.
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ZOLF: Zolf “still got loads of hitpoints” Smith.
CEL: Cel, actually better than usual, ‘cause I—I beast-morphed into a massive bat thing with a big wolfy snout, and teeth and claws, so I got—I got tons of hitpoints, uh, now, um. So, you know, and uh—Sidebottom, yeah.
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BEN: So we’d have had, like a—you know, big fight, or something, but—
LYDIA: We got loads of hitpoints.
[Alex laughs]
BEN: They—they weren’t player characters, and therefore they died.
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ALEX: Oooh, you’re in—you’re in my corner now, Ben.
BEN: Thanks d20 systems.
ALEX: (overlapping) Ben “look at all my hitpoints” Meredith, you’re in my town.
HELEN: Oh nooo. For the audience, Alex just, like, moved his shoulders as if he’s limbering up … to step into the boxing ring.
BEN: (overlapping) Alex, I’ve got—I’ve got ninety-two hitpoints, bring it on.
ALEX: The trick I have found with you, Ben, is not to threaten—
HELEN: (simult) Ben, stop this!
ALEX: Is not to threaten you with mere hit point damage, there’s more interesting ways to deal with you as a character now.
[Bryn laughs]
HELEN: Oh no.
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BRYN: I cast resist energy on myself.
ALEX: Makes sense.
BRYN: ‘Cause I do not have loads of hitpoints.
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LYDIA: But that means, still, uh—now, not loads of hitpoints. Only—only small-to-medium hitpoints. Not loads.
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[Alex laughing]
LYDIA: Not a fan.
ALEX: Not a fa—
[Alex laughs harder]
BRYN: Could—could you not?
ALEX: (simult) Getting hit in the face? Good, yeah, loads of hitpoints. The tree looks at you oddly—oooh. Ooh, no.
[Lydia chuckles]
BEN: Yeah!
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BEN: So, yeah, so, the previous fights we’ve just done, we didn’t get any extra healing, but it does mean that I don’t have any healing for when we pop—well, sorry, I don’t have any channel positives, I’m still a cleric, I have loads of healing left.
ALEX: Loads of hitpoints. For everyone! Share ‘em around.
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ALEX: I am going to drain you of those hitpoints, Ben.
BEN: It’s fine, I got loads of them.
ALEX: (simult) Benjamin Meredith.
[Lydia and Helen laugh]
HELEN: Ah!
ALEX: (simult) Yeah, good! It’ll only make the beasties stronger.
BEN: Fine, do it! Do it, kill me in this arc, let’s see what happens. I’m not afraid.
[Pause]
ALEX: Don’t tempt me, Frodo!
BEN: (overlapping) No I will, I’m actively doing it. Go on, kill me.
HELEN: Noooo!
[Ben cackles]
LYDIA: Aw man …
HELEN: You might not be afraid, I’m afraid. I might be collateral damage!
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ALEX: Zolf, zombie-slayer, fort save MaGee—
[Bryn chuckles]
ALEX: What’s up next?
BEN: Aw, uh, same, and to be honest I’m not concerned because I’m a cleric and clerics are built to kill a lot of undead all at the same time, so, it’s fine.
[Lydia laughs loudly]
ALEX: True facts.
LYDIA: (overlapping) It’s like—it’s the opposite of like, I got a lot of hitpoints, I got a lot of channel positive energy—
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BRYN: Azu is no longer invisible.
HELEN: Mmm.
ALEX: Oh well, I suppose then Azu is the one who’ll die, but yeah, same difference.
HELEN: (simult) But I have quite a lot of hitpoints and so does Zolf, so, me and Zolf are the best people to have—to be aware of, really.
BEN: (simult) Yeah we’re fine, it’s all good. I got loads of hitpoints left, we’ll deal with them later, let’s go.
[Alex chuckles]
HELEN: (overlapping) Yeah, I’ve got eighty-three hitpoints left, so.
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ALEX: How we doing? I’ve got half the party currently feeling all lackadaisical, I’ve got one of you starting to, uh, trip over your words—
BEN: I’m doing alright, thanks.
ALEX: Yeah, you got a load of hitpoints, let’s ignore you.
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ALEX: Correct! So you’re now next to Zolf … Zolf “loads of hitpoints” Smith.
LYDIA: Yeah.
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ALEX: At which point, the creature is facing off against a tasty, tasty boy, full of hitpoints.
HELEN: No!
BEN: Yeah.
[Lydia chuckles]
ALEX: Rather distressingly, and I—I’m annoyed, because this is Ben playing well … it makes no sense for it to attack anyone else.
BEN: Yup.
ALEX: (simult) I really want it to. But it doesn’t.
BEN: Yup.
ALEX: So I guess I’m going for beefy, hitpoints MaGee.
[Helen laughs, Alex sighs loudly in frustration]
BEN: Yeah, go on, drain my hitpoints, see if I care.
ALEX: (simult) What’s your touch AC?
[Bryn, Helen, and Lydia laugh]
BEN: Or my charisma, see if I care.
[Everyone except Alex laughs]
ALEX: What’s your touch AC?
BEN: Oh, right! Fifteen.
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ALEX: So there is a straight run, it is past a bunch of watchers.
BEN: Uh, Zolf will go last, because Zolf is Zolf, and wants to make sure everyone gets out, especially ‘cause he suggested it.
ALEX: Plus he’s got a load of hitpoints.
BEN: I got so many hitpoints.
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HELEN: So, if I pick up a piece of wood with a nail in it, I’m saying, this is short-ranged and piercing, perhaps.
BEN: Yeah. And I made those decisions ‘cause Zolf has loads of hitpoints, and has a habit of losing his equipment.
[Bryn laughs]
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BEN: So, Alabaster. You take yourself … fifteen damage.
ALEX: Fine, I got loads of hitpoints.
[Jonny and Lydia laugh]
BEN: If you want context for that joke, go listen to Rusty Quill Gaming.
[Lydia laughs, a dice rolls]
BEN: Oh no!
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ALEX: Azu?
[Dice rolls, Helen sighs loudly]
HELEN: Yes?
ALEX: (cackling while speaking) Ohohohoho sh*t. I shouldn’t swear, ohhhohoho!
[Lydia laughs, Alex continues cackling over the top of everyone else]
HELEN: Alex …
BRYN: Alex …
[Alex cackling]
HELEN: No! No, what’s this?
BEN: (simult) Helen it’s fine, you’ve got loads of hitpoints.
HELEN: I know, but he’s laughing so much!
[Alex’s laughter increases in pitch]
HELEN: Alex!
ALEX: Okay.
BEN: It’s … more of a mischievous giggle.
ALEX: (simult) Helen—sorry, Azu—you take … ten, twenty … thirty-one … forty-two … forty-four lightning damage.
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LYDIA: You may yet live! You’ll probably live, you’ll be fine.
BRYN: I hope so.
BEN: You’ve got … no hitpoints.
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ALEX: It’s moving with terrifying purpose, that’s the best I can say.
HELEN: Mmm.
BEN: Fine … okay.
[Dice roll]
BEN: Uh, absolutely not.
BRYN: I think, Ben, it’s got both loads of hitpoints and loads of AC, and is essentially saying you don’t matter.
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LYDIA: I have literally lost track, are we—are we saving Zolf’s life or Wilde’s?
HELEN: (overlapping) I don’t know what’s just happened.
ALEX: We are on the right side of it by the skinniest—
BEN: Oh, no no no no, Zolf—Zolf doesn’t give a crap, Zolf’s got loads of hitpoints, it’s about Wilde.
LYDIA: (overlapping) Right, okay, so it’s Wilde?
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ALEX: Big beastie … big beastie.
BEN: Bring it.
HELEN: Ben! He has been bringing it! It’s not going well for us! It is not going well!
LYDIA: Yeah, you with your loads of hitpoints—I think it could one-shot Cel!
BEN: Well that’s why I’m saying—no, but that’s why I’m saying bring it, bring it to me!
[Helen bursts out laughing]
LYDIA: Ohhh, I see, I see.
HELEN: (overlapping) Serve it to Ben!
LYDIA: That is not its MO.
BEN: No, it’s not, unfortunately.
LYDIA: (laughing weakly) That is the opposite of its MO.
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BRYN: Our chief weapons are surprise, a really big fireball, a paladin on a camel—
[Everyone laughs and claps]
ALEX: Thank you!
LYDIA: And loads of hitpoints!
BEN: Ah, loads—so many hitpoints.
BRYN: (simult) Obviously loads of hitpoints.
BEN: And I’ve given you all some more loads of hitpoints, so, you know.
LYDIA: Yeah.
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LYDIA: I, at least, am excited about the fact that—like, so Cel now has a hundred and twelve hitpoints! It’s a lot!
HELEN: Oooh!
BEN: (simult) Nice.
LYDIA: That’s loads!
BRYN: Loads of hitpoints.
BEN: (simult) That is loads.
HELEN: (simult) That’s more than me!
[Lydia makes an appreciative noise]
BEN: Yeah, I’ve got a hundred and eleven hitpoints.
[Lydia makes a louder appreciative noise]
ALEX: I think you’re nearing the point where you could just jump off the roof and do a superhero landing without powers and survive?
BEN: (hissing) Oooh, uh.
LYDIA: (overlapping) Well, I mean, why would I do that? I’ve got wings.
[Alex chuckles]
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ALEX: Plus you got loads of hitpoints, it’s fine.
BRYN: (shrill) Um! That’s not how I would characterize it …
[Helen laughs loudly]
BEN: You got a few.
[Lydia laughs]
BRYN: I’ve got—I’ve got some. I’ve certainly got more … than … before.
BEN: Yeah.
[Alex and Lydia burst out laughing]
BRYN: (simult) So, you know, that’s nice. That’s nice.
ALEX: And on that, let’s, let’s—why don’t we find out, and leave the audience guessing, but, I’m gonna call a bye there.
[Helen laughs]
BEN: (overlapping) Extra hundred and thirty-two hitpoints and he’s still un—ah, ugh—you, you can’t do it with—
[Everyone laughing]
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ALEX: Everyone takes a hundred and twenty-two fire damage.
[Ben makes chef’s kiss noise]
ALEX: I’m not—like, I honest-to-god rolled it, a hundred and twenty-two, with a hundred and twenty just—bwoop!
BEN: And do you know what that means? It means Topaz takes one damage, and I take three.
[Everyone bursts out laughing, Lydia screeches and Alex wheezes]
BEN: I got loads of hitpoints!
HELEN: (simult) Ohhh.
LYDIA: Listeners, listeners, listeners, seriously—there were, while the dice were rolling, so many heart-felt conversation about like—you know, if the characters die, but we still manage to, like, set the device off, then really it’s a good poetic ending—like, there was so much heart-felt, like, “it’s fine, I can lose these characters, you know, and—and it’ll be okay, it will be okay,” and it’s like … ding!
[Helen giggles gleefully]
BEN: And, Alex, can I just—I, just to let you know, I still have nine temporary health. So I’m still over healed—
ALEX: (overlapping) Hey, that’s fine!
BEN: (simult) Okay.
ALEX: I can do this all day.
[Lydia laughs]
BEN: That’s fine. I don’t care.
HELEN: (simult) That’s the problem.
BEN: I’m standing up against the universe here, I’m proud of myself! You can’t take that away from me.
HELEN: I’m proud of you, too.
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ALEX: Here we go. (laughs) Entertain yourselves as I roll my billion dice.
[Ben and Helen laugh]
ALEX: Hundred and sixteen, halved.
BRYN: (shrill) Alright. Alright, okay, that’s—that’s fine.
[Alex makes a dragonfire noise]
ALEX: Just—your world goes white.
BRYN: Hamid takes … fifty-eight fire damage.
BEN: It’s fine, you’ve got loads of temporary hitpoints.
[Bryn laughs]
HELEN: Ah. Just don’t get hit again.
LYDIA: (simult) Like—Hamid coughs more damage than that.
ALEX: (simult) You have been in the mid—congratulations, not many players sit in the middle of a dragon’s fire breath and go, “this is exactly where I want to be.”
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ALEX: Azu, please give me a reflex save.
HELEN: Oh, b*****ks, sh****ng, f*ck.
[Alex and Lydia laugh, both very high-pitched]
BEN: Helen, you’ve got loads of hitpoints.
[Helen and Lydia laugh]
ALEX: Got loads of hitpoints.
LYDIA: (simult) So many.
HELEN: (simult) Yeah but it’s a clock, it’s sharp!
[Lydia laughs]
ALEX: And on fire!
BEN: Loads of hitpoints.
HELEN: No!
LYDIA: It’s fall damage that’s the scary thing.
Bryn: Yeah.
ALEX: (overlapping) Time gets us all in the end, Helen.
BEN: Wah, wah.
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ALEX: Innumerable amounts are swarming upon him, he is still fighting, but it’s not going well.
BEN: That’s fine, he’s got loads of hitpoints, it’ll take the mob twenty seconds to kill him and that’s all we need.
[Alex and Bryn laugh]
ALEX: Ben is cold. I like it, but is cold.
BEN: Canonically don’t like the meritocrats anymore, so … f*ck him!
[Helen laughs]
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[Alex laughing]
BEN: Yeah, I think, I think technically if we’re both reduced to zero hitpoints we’re gonna try and take hitpoints from each other, and then it just won’t work, but basically I’m thinking, I will probably have hitpoints, more than—
LYDIA: (overlapping) You’ve got loads of them.
BEN: Yeah I got loads of hitpoints, Babbage probably has less.
ALEX: (simult) I’m going to be interested to see how that interacts with sanctuary if it all goes off.
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BRYN: Is—is Zolf technically just unconscious, rather than dead?
BEN: I’m on minus three hitpoints. I have loads of hitpoints.
BRYN: Yeah. Although the falling damage might be enough to …
[Ben heaves out a breath]
ALEX: Into the flaming pit of hell—
BEN AND BRYN: (simult) Yeah.
ALEX: (simult) During a large, bright explosion, yeah.
HELEN: Oh.
LYDIA: (simult) No …
ALEX: (simult) In which case … I’ll see you all next week.
ALL: Bye!
[RQG outro music plays, then fades out]
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