#ummmm.

[eyebex]

AHHHH yum im happt with these

#murder drones #murder drones art #murder drones uzi #uzi murder drones #md uzi #ummmm. #ummmmmm #uhhhhhhhhhhhh #thhhee silly #she eated people!! #ibeg art #Do not REPOST MY SHIT off of tumblr #ILL kill yuog

[theyovngveins]

i want to know why george, when describing smacking dream in his half-asleep state, made a motion of hitting something behind him instead of in front of him

well you see.

#Ummmm. #ask

[h0esome]

tied up n gagged by some pathetic slut who gets 2 play with my tits n jerk me off from behind while they grind themselves into my ass and let out pretty whimpers for me :P

#ummmm. #this was a dream i had 2day ueueueue 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #it was uhhh. kinda hawt??? >_< #ANYWAY- #pls ignore for now. .... ... ..

[liketaylorswift]

i just woke up.

#ummmm. #ashley speaks now

[officialgleamstar]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Oxventure (Web Series) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Corazón de Ballena/Dob/Prudence Characters: Dob (Oxventure), Corazón de Ballena, Prudence (Oxventure) Additional Tags: Aftercare, Bathing/Washing, Polyamory, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Banter, Non-Sexual Intimacy, to be clear. the M rating is only because this is explicitly post sex and theyre all nude, very PG besides the setting but i like to be careful Summary:

Dob liked it when Prudence and Corazón bickered over him. In public, it was always a fight over who could come up with the most creative insult to snip at him. In bed, it was a contest of wills to see who could make Dob’s thighs shake the hardest. After everything was said and done, it was a silent war over whoever could treat him with the softest hand, fussing with his hair or lowering him into a bath as if he hadn’t waved around prestidigitation as soon as they all came. He liked the last the most. He never said it, but he was sure they were both aware that he loved the pampering. It should have killed their vibe, but somehow, it just made them more competitive about it. “I bought the floral shampoo that he likes,” Prudence said, watching with intensity as Corazón poured a healthy dollop into his palm. “Awfully thoughtful of me.” “I don’t even care,” Corazón replied through gritted teeth, rubbing the lotion between his hands. Already, the soft scent of roses settled in the air, and Dob’s eyes fluttered closed. “I think you do, is the thing.” - Dob is given a bath.

"wait travis, this isnt a dndads fic-" what is dndads. poly oxventure time

#my writing #oxventure #oxventure fic #ummmm. #suggestive cw #yeah sure that #Corazón/Dob/Prudence #prucoradob #<- what I’ve been calling them in my notes LOL

[fancy-marshmallow]

Some thoughts on growing up (text under keep reading) (assuming it works??)

What if I told you I was a different person this morning?

And I don’t fit in my science classroom anymore

And I don’t fit in our house anymore

And I don’t fit in your car

So we can’t have conversations anymore

And what if I told you I don’t fit on the planet anymore

And now the atmosphere is too small to contain me

But I am scared to leave; I would get motion sick in a rocket

And if the earth feels small now,

How would it feel once I’ve seen it from far away?

So I’ve got to make do here.

But what would you say if I told you I needed space to grow?

A big, open field and the sun shining

(When it’s cloudy I think I can see the shape of the atmosphere above me)

What would you say if I asked you for a canvas for christmas?

If I promised to come home?

#my poetry #ummmm. #poetry #idk #I know the formatting is weird I’m still kind of bad at tumblr posts? It’s confusing #I’ll try and fix it tomorrow probably sorry

[kittyandco]

OKAY SO. MY HNKNA S/I.

she's the head librarian at the "knowledge repository" or something to that effect. it's another neutral place within the clocktower's territory (they're at least close by). she could also be known as "the knowledge keeper" or something dramatic like that

basically, it's a library. it has books on most subjects that the people of wonderland are allowed to know about. ... and then some that they aren't. kitty kind of knows things that other role holders, and especially non-role holders do not know. so in that sense, she's very powerful and no one wants to cross her. she's allegiant to no one, to none of the territories.

well... elliot frequents the library, mostly to do work for blood. it's weird because she knows what kind of work they do and how violent they are. she doesn't want to have any debts to them. but... elliot is always the sweetest little guy 🥺 he seems to like kitty, too. he's at least respectful, which is more than she expects 😭

HOWEVER. he is very dangerous. and kitty knows that... and might experience it for herself

in conclusion, my s/i is this:

#ummmm. #yeah #kitty aesthetic

[appleimps]

I would be a poison monotype trainer for sureeee :3

Man. Aaahhh. I am thinking about pokemon now and trainer oc, Chel, who is a poison monotype trainer and an ex-team Aqua member ;o;

This is his team (his are all fully evolved, I was just still playing thru sapphire when i took this sndbjdn)

I started a run for Chel on ScarVio too but i didnt... get very far bc tbh i just wasnt enjoying ScarVio much but tbh. I am feeling the itch to return to it now.....

For ScarVio i think I planned on making his team: Wooper, Varoom, Shroodle, Salandit, Toxel, and Glimmet

#ummmm. #my art #doodlez #?? #Chel #I GUESS ILL TAG SO I DONT LOSE THIS IDK LMAO

[ambreiiigns]

OH I'M ABOUT TO LOOK AT MATT?????

#UMMMM. #nay watches wrestling

[yea-baiyi]

literally genuinely what is wrong with me

#vegaspete #kinnporsche the series #art stuff #ummmm. #art history reference #ref is the rape of prosperpine by bernini #it’s that one with the skin. you know. his hands on her thigh creates indents in her skin in the marble. #ummmmm i ask myself why i have no answer #the way i'm posting this the day after my wholesome hualian drawing. #i have the range idk #my art

[artgletic]

envy green

#envy #ummmm. #curio cabinet

[thursdayglrl]

my mom just hugged me and then asked if I've been eating. slay

#im on the low end of a healthy weight u_u so its just hwr Mom Goggles and also yes i have. but that sweet sweet validation... #ummmm. #body image / #?

[shrimpyshrimperson]

i really want to dissect animals again but theres like. no ethical way i can do so right now

#said the loser #i havent dissecting anything in yeaaarrrsss #i just wanna get all them lil organs out #ummmm. #animal death ment tw #i GUESS

[headgehug]

girl help I'm finding nonexistent themes of bi and homo sexuality and homoerotic male friendship and anti-capitalism in the box office fail 40% on rotten tomatoes movie one crazy summer (1986).

i guess you are just allowed to do things with comic relief characters that you can't do with the male lead because he's gotta be the straight hot guy. but yeah we can just establish this side character as one who likes to dress up in fancy things and isn't too interested in women and is working on body positivity and is kind and good with children and slings his arm around his best friend to comfort him when the friends been kicked out for disappointing his dad (!!) and pulls a chainsaw on a guy('s car) when the guy hits his brother and also says thank you to his bicycle for the very nice ride.

#one crazy summer #ummmm. #I'm going a little bit crazy

[edgepunk]

I couldn't take this panel seriously bc my rotten brain can't unsee Annie

#t #ummmm. #this what if oneshot comic is p good

[ileaveclawmarks]

obviously going too long being denied or just not getting any makes me crave sex desperately like and i experience these deranged fantasies but at the end of the day i return to imagining the sensation of putting my arms round some dykes neck u know like pressing in close and running my nails from her scalp to the base of her neck, teasing along the collar of her shirt cuz i know it makes her shiver. and parting my lips kind of hard to get, i wanna tease her a bit, to let her juuust slip her tongue into my mouth. and i can feel the buckle of her belt digging into my navel, her heartbeat in her chest, i push my hips harder into her and her big hands are gripping my waist so tightly in anticipation as my lips open against hers ... yeah that kind of makeout would fix me

#ummmm. #my post #that tongue thjng to be honest is really the whole of what i miss right now #dyke nsft #lesbian nsft #stone femme nsft