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nattinatalia · 2 years

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urbanwyatt Blurry nights with my baby girl 💖

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druski2funny We’re insta official?

urbanwyatt 🤔 Always were

jackharlow 😂

yourbestiename Always? haha ok please don’t lie. I witness 4 months of sexual tension and I’m just happy ya are finally together.

yourusername What did we learn?

urbanwyatt Don’t

druski2funny Please do……

yourusername A woman can play a man’s game better 💅🏼 🤪🤭

urbanwyatt We’re not discussing this anymore.

jackharlow lmao because we all know you lost this game 😫😤

urbanwyatt I’ll loose every game to her 🫡

yourusername 🥺💖

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yourusername In-N-Out dates with him 💖

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yourbestiename 😱

urbanwyatt What? Why are you surprised?

yourbestiename Y’all are really together together if y’all are posting each other.

urbanwyatt You thought I was letting her ass play out there in Miami? Hell no. That ass belongs to me.

druski2funny Does it though? It took you 4 months to realize 🤣🤣

yourbestiename Ok I’m happy to see you don’t stir the pot with only Jack and me 🤪

yourusername He loves to stir shit up between all of us. He better watch his ass.

randomchick 🙄 He’s literally a player. Ur dumb if you think he’s gonna commit to you

yourusername Just admit you’re mad it’s not you. It’s fine, I understand 😚

randomchick Girl he was literally in my friends dms not too long ago 😅

yourusername He can be in anyones dms, wanna see mine? Plus he’s inside me every night so we’re cool.

jackharlow A YOOOO 😳😳🥶

randomguy How did he bag such a hottie tho

urbanwyatt With my monster dick, you wanna see???? I’m also pretty sure she said something about my mouth and tongue 👅

randomchick I’ll give this wanna be relationship 2 weeks tops and that’s putting it lightly.

yourusername Sit down little girl, you’re trying too much. Tell you what? I’ll ask him if he wants to fuck you, I don’t mind sharing, but know that I’m in control when it comes to three sums 😉 shit, we can all have an orgy if you’re all up for it.

yourbestiename I’m out ✌🏼 😬

jackharlow No orgys anywhere

druski2funny Is this an open invitation because I accept 🤭🤭

urbanwyatt She’s down to share, but I’m not so no wtf

yourusername Babyyyy, but we used to share all the time 🤪

urbanwyatt Stop spilling all our secrets 😅

randomguy and after you’re done with him I’ll show you what a real man looks like.

yourusername Ewwww 🤮

urbanwyatt Na my guy, you wouldn’t know how to handle her. My baby is a freak through and through, too much for you. We’re good, she’s good with me.

randomchick I bet they’re not even together just posting old pictures

yourusername Bitch why do you care? Shit I’ll go on live right now and spit in his mouth so all of you can shut the fuck up. Wait, don’t tell me you want a video of him cumming in me and on me????? Holy shit you worry too much for a guy you don’t even know.

yourbestiename Spit in his mouth? What nasty shit are you guys into 😳 babe pick me up, I’m scared.

jackharlow Mamas, we do more freaky things than that.

yourbestiename What are you talking about? I’m a saint. Mom, don’t believe him!!!!!!!!

jackharlow SHIT I forgot she’s on here 😫😫

jackharlow Wait, how does she think her grand babies got here????

druski2funny Can we go back to the sharing and spitting in peoples mouth????

urbanwyatt 😂😂😂😂😂

yourusername Druski, we don’t share with our close friends 😏 has to be strangers because we don’t like shit to be weird. Why’d you think I haven’t done round 2 with y/bestie/name? she doesn’t share Jack and that’s like my brother.

urbanwyatt Wait round 2 ??

jackharlow Round 2, y/bestie/name what does she mean with that?

yourbestiename 🤭🤭🤭 See what had happened there was… ummmmm, wait do you hear that? the kids are crying……

jackharlow Ohh naaa, I’m getting answers. Let’s go get the kids and you’re telling me this round 1 thing..

druski2funny Y/n spill the tea sis

urbanwyatt Yea tell us 🧐

yourusername 😂🤭 What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Also we were 19, drunk and experiencing. She will never do that again especially sharing her man, and I’m pretty sure her man wouldn’t share with just me and Urb 😂😂😂😂

druski2funny Jack and Urban used to share all the damn time and now they’re against it? 😏😏😏

urbanwyatt No one is sharing anyone anymore!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤

yourusername Boringgggg 🥱

urbanwyatt You know us in bed is far from boring.

yourusername Yes I do 🤤🤤🤤😋

druski2funny so I guess that’s a no on sharing and posting a video of you spitting in his mouth????

urbanwyatt oh the spitting video can be send to you in a little 😏

druski2funny Please don’t, I was joking. That shit sounds disgusting. Ya into some weird ass shit.

yourusername 😂😂😂

#urban wyatt x y/n #instagram au #urban Wyatt

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h00nerz · 2 years

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who’s that girl!

pairing: choi beomgyu x fem!reader

genre: fluff, comedy, non idol!au, new girl!au

summary: after coming home from vacation to discover your boyfriend of over a year cheating on you, you find yourself to be in search of a new place to live. lucky for you, your friend’s cousin is moving across the state, leaving a room open that’s yours for the taking. the only problem? it means you would be staying with three guys.

characters: txt, le sserafim’s chaewon, sakura and yunjin, nct’s chenle, skz’s felix and hyunjin, itzy’s yeji, and more probably

status: completed as of jan 29, 2023

warnings: some profanity, inappropriate jokes, yeonjun as schmidt… some kys/kms humor

table of contents

*note: i know the links aren’t working rn. i’m waiting for tumblr to fix this issue. you might be able to use the ☁️.whosthatgirl tag to find the chapters

sakura and her grandkids | the boyz 🥶

01 — 𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

02 — she is homeless

03 — pyramid scheme

04 — the art of war

05 — miss piggy impression (written 1.3k + smau)

06 — jar me over text

07 — I’m Outside Your House

08 — #NotMyTaehyun

09 — porcupine idk

10 — who the fuck is sunghoon

11 — feels like a barbecue

12 — y/n cheater!!!!!!!

13 — monster by irene&seulgi

14 — i was hacked

15 — u wanna kiss me so bad

16 — what’s so funny? misogyny?

17 — dark horse neigh

18 — stalker ass

19 — cringe!

20 — bad at dating (written 2.4k + smau)

21 — y/n wake up! i don’t like this!

22 — that should be me

23 — getting weaker day by day

24 — felix has an accent

25 — i can’t be a prison wife

26 — rip y/n idk u

27 — not like this (written 3.2k)

28 — i’m not ashamed of you ❤️

29 — ur mom is opposite day

30 — u think i’m pretty?

31 — i’m gonna hit you with a car

32 — they grow up so fast

33 — these should be in a magazine! 😱

34 — meant to be 🥺💕💗🫶

35 — hair dye privileges

36 — are you jealous?

37 — there was an avalanche

38 — your feelings (written 1.3k)

39 — getaway car

40 — something like this (written 2.9k)

41 — moon walking

42 — shut it down

43 — consider dying

44 — mama yunjin is gonna fix everything

45 — special

46 — it hits different cause it’s you

47 — harvard is calling

48 — taking chances (wc 2.3k)

49 — maybe so can be our always

50 — thank you lee felix

epilogue

tag list (CLOSED!)

@therealhyunjingf @jakeshands @wccycc @captivq @sansluvr @luvdokja @squishy-maimon @urfaveuserlana @ufoundme @soobsfairy444 @millksea @jinjccns @zaeeeee @dimplewonie @baekberrie @luvsoobs @mazeinthemoon @moon-gyus @tyungun @soobsdior @qluvrv @ssa-bloosoobs @txtkids @asunova @woncheecks @kaeslily @prettysung @ashxxkook @invusblog @okhoshi @kwnshi @lunaavity @stepout-09-15 @fairyoftaehyun @nyudove @ckline35 @pokyloky @dekusgirl @marsophilia @mutlishipperfangirl @7myoi @calumsfringe @jaxavance @yoongiigolden @17szn @wonioml @erodemyedges @jaycheoluwu @kosmoskookie @4vonly

authors note: hiii welcome to my first kpop au!! so obviously this is heavily inspired by the show ‘new girl’, but you don’t need to have seen it to read the smau. anyways very excited to write this and share it woo!!!

#☁️.whosthatgirl #beomgyu smau #txt smau #beomgyu x reader #kpop smau #smau #txt #tomorrow x together #choi beomgyu #beomgyu #social media au #beomgyu imagine #txt imagine #txt x reader #soobin #yeonjun #taehyun

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