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#varigo incorrect quote
madneurologist · 10 months
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Hugo, inside his sleeping bag staring at the sky: Hey, goggles?
Varian: What
Hugo: Are you awake?
Varian: Who the fuck do you think said "what"
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hyperfixating24-7 · 3 months
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Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-
Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*
Hugo:
Hugo: I want that one.
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multifandomconfusion · 9 months
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Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.
Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.
Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.
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nightowl1556 · 7 months
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Varigo Incorrect Quote
Varian: *Hugs Hugo from behind*
Varian: *Tucks Hugo's hair behind his ear*
Varian, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.
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donnetellotheturtle · 3 months
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Hugo: Goggles...you have...wonderful eyes.
Varian: HES LOST HIS MIND
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crazytrashpolice · 1 month
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Varian: Are you ready to commit? Hugo: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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glitchedvaporeon · 2 months
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Varigo incorrect quote
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incorrectv7kquotes · 9 months
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Hugo: Varian... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Varian: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Hugo:
Hugo: I wrote sanitize, Varian.
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rueisblue · 1 month
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In the varigo tangled au
Varian: and what’s your name?
Hugo: Flynn Ryder.
Varian: …like from the adventurer books?
Hugo: damnit.
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disneyfansworld · 4 months
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Hugo: I never see you go to bed, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Varian: Oh, I’m always running. The question is from what.
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eggmuffinwaffles · 1 year
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varian: hugo will you just tell me what the fuck this powder is
hugo: no you have to figure it out thats like half the fun
varian: ok well ive narrowed it down to two choices. i dont know which one it could be
varian: it’s either a very sweet tasting compound that people use as an artificial flavor
varian: or it’s very potent neurotoxin
varian:
varian: :)
hugo: goggles.
varian: i am going to eat this powder
hugo: varian this is ridiculous
varian: oh noo im going to eat this powder unless someone stops me oh no what a shame if only someone knew what this powder was and knew whether or not it was safe for me to eaaatt
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madneurologist · 10 months
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Hugo after getting saved by Varian during a trial: Out of all the people I thought I might have a chance of being saved by, I can say with utmost certainty that you are the last person I expected to actually do so.
Varian: What can I say, your insufferable sweetness grew on me.
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hyperfixating24-7 · 3 months
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Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands
Hugo: then I started thinking
Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢
Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢
Hugo: How would I feel😢😢
Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink
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multifandomconfusion · 4 months
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Post betrayal be like.
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keithbutgay · 11 months
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Varian: I'm laughing at my pain Hugo: I'm laughing at your pain too. Your pain is funny
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donnetellotheturtle · 3 months
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Nuru: got my caravan, got my boys. My work here is done.
Hugo: We are not her boys.
Varian: Yeah we are.
Yong: *Nodding*
Hugo: ...yeah we are.
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