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etherealeeknow · 3 years

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wait OMG!! i just thought of smtg. you know how chan kind of took some time before responding to ryan reynolds' MULTIPLE attempts at connecting with him. and realistically, he was probably just overwhelmed.

but imagine you're sitting with him while he's in a daze and it's been hours since ryan's last tweet about giving him a real deadpool mask. so, you decide to tease him a little and go "are you.....playing hard to get? why haven't you said anything to him yet? he's clearly awake."

"i— what? y/n no— ...is it that obvious?"

"I WAS KIDDING YOU IDIOT WDYM YOU'RE PLAYING HARD TO GET EXCUSE ME??? you're MY boyfriend???"

"yeah but it's ✨ryan reynolds✨," he says while moving his fingers around to emphasise the sparkles. and you just stare him blankly and unimpressed.

"WHELP time to go flirt with one of the idols. nct dream's jaemin is so sweet and cute and an AMAZING performer. i should tell him i have a crush on him," and suddenly he drops his act and tackles you with tickles and kisses, "NO! ryan reynolds is married. jaemin is single". and you're just like "OH but that didnt stop YOU from flirting with him and TAKING HIS LAST NAME. seems like you're married now too, chris. i should move on". and he just holds you tighter and starts whining and fake crying.

---- few hours later

you walk in and see him signing the album for ryan reynolds and inspecting it for the nth time to make sure it's perfect. "heyyy you finally gave up playing hard to get, huh?". and he just looks at you with a cheeky smile and and goes "NO! apparently im already someone's bOYfRieNd so i can't. not that i would want to anyway. i love you too much", while holding you close. while you're hugging him you notice the album he's sending.

"...isn't that the b side version? the one with you on the first page thirst trapping?"

- tiny™️ chan enthusiast

SKKDJDJF I! LOVE! YOU! seriously, what’s going on in that pretty head of yours? you always send me such clever and amusing scenarios!! this y/n and chan is endgame. my otp. and you’re my favorite anon writer here. enough said. i don’t even want to add anything here i’m just gonna reread it and giggle!!

#sh w/ gen #gen’s cutie anon #tiny chan enthusiast anon #gen’s anon writes #everyone please read above #my anons are awesome 😭💞#stray kids crack #bang chan soft hours #bang chan hard thoughts #bang chan fluff

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pxedpiper · 3 years

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ten biases tag !

- tagged by @heartshxkr uwu (i’m supposed to be writing but shhh)

Rules: Write down your top 10 biases and answer the following questions.

Taemin - SHINee/Super M

Bang Chan - Stray Kids

Minsu - TOO

Hongjoong- Ateez

Mark Lee - NCT

Osaki Shotaro - NCT

Gaho - Soloist/PLT

Jae - Day6

S.Coups - Seventeen

Jaeyun - TOO

this isn’t an ACTUAL top ten bc god knows i wouldn’t be able to do that but we’ll ignore that for now

1. between 1&4 who would you rather kiss?

Taemin is literally my ult bias so as much as it hurts bc i would love to kith Hongjoong too i have to say Taemin

2. between 2&7 who would be your best friend?

Chan is literally everyone’s best friend already wdym KJHGFGHJ

3. between 5&10 who has the better voice?

I refuse to pick bc Jaeyun is literally one of the best vocalists in kpop rn but Mark, despite being a rapper, is ALSO an incredible vocalist and i want more of him singing

4. between 1&8 who is the funniest?

Who’s funnier???? Between JAE and TAEMIN????? Have you seen these two please they’ve mastered comedy

5. between 6&9 who would you date?

You’re making me choose between Shotaro and S.Coups how dare you but considering Shotaro JUST debuted I will say S.Coups bc. yeah

6. between 9&10, who would you do a collaboration with?

Between S.Coups and Jaeyun??? SVT and TOO dream collab but anyway in terms of myself ig Jaeyun since i cannot rap jkhjgfh

7. between 4&8 who is the best dancer?

i really set jae up like this KHGFGHJ boy is in a band for a reason (i say this with love)

8. between 3&5 who would you most likely marry?

Oof between Minsu and Mark???? Probably Mark but literally the ONLY reason is bc there would be no language barrier

9. between 1&7 who would you nurse when they are sick?

I feel like Taemin would be such a baby when he’s sick but like on purpose meanwhile Gaho would just vibe like normal so Gaho for my patience’s sake

10. between 2&3 who has the better smile?

both their smiles could heal people

11. between 6&8 who would you vacation with?

Hmm once again I’m going with Jae bc language barrier but also bc Shotaro seems to be shy so he might not be comfy with just da two of us meanwhile Jae would probably be more comfortable

#not tagging anyone bc who do i have to tag truly #and yes i swear i'm writing i have the horizon doc pulled up as we speak

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softstraykids · 6 years

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local pumpkin anon returns again (sorry)! my wips rn are a chan studio setting au and a sleepy changbin mushy softness pile of rubbish currently and also a club dj!changbin au (which is not very good at all so far ahah). i haven't really got any ideas for other ones right now but i usually start writing even a tiny bit of a piece as soon as i come up with the idea, wbu? tysm for the proof-read offer, i may take you up on it at some point :)

WDYM SORRY PLEASE RETURN AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE !!! but oooooo those are all so cute all seem pre damn fluffy wanna read the sleepy changbin well here are the never ending list of my wips:

1. chan VERY ANGSTY best friends to lovers au (which i hope to publish before chan’s birthday is over

2. chan hp au where he’s head boy and you're head girl and just cute n fluffy

3. seungmin scenario with duets, flowers, confessions and all based on i like you by day 6 fluff mostly with an angsty twist

4. felix’s hp au which i’ve literally only described felix as a student and have zero plot for lmao

5. well this isn’t a wip cause i dont like it i started a flower boy seungmin au but it just went to shit and i had no idea what i was writing so i’m going to delete that one

then the ones i haven’t started writing are:

1. minho hp au (i think i want to do this fuckboy style)

2. jeongin best friends to lovers au (in high school of course)

3. stray kids married life (IM GONNA BE SO SOFT WRITING IT)

tell me which one you’re the most excited for!! also pls give me feedback for the chan one because it has been A LONG TIME since i’ve written angst and i hope it isn't trash

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