should be on my knees looking up at a cutie with their dick in my mouth rn but whatever
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I am of a generation where this is a core memory. E4 on weeknights when I was pretending to revise. Come Dine with Me was such wodnerful trash.
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You know what I do if I’m scrolling and I see a TERF post? I block the user and move on with my life.
Know what radfems, transphobes, queerphobes and misogynists do when they see my posts, even though I always very specifically tell them to fuck off? Not leave me the fuck alone that’s what. Do you seriously have absolutely nothing better to do
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i used to have other personality traits now every other conversation i'm bringing up football
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@lizziesblueberries has left me for Grand Theft Auto. @slut-for-sarah has left me for sleep. I need entertainment. Someone please help.
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Although I didn’t get a photo with Edvin, I got a photo of him. I made it my Lock Screen and then immediately burst into tears because it was actually him!! In the flesh!!
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first date idea i kick you out to eat alone so you can take a picture of me from outside and post it online to uphold my reputation
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i dreamt i became molly mae’s best friend bc she had nobody and was lonely / struggling looking after her baby cos tommy was away and they were living in the middle of nowhere somewhere :’)
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so i have discovered that the only way i can actually get practical things in my life done is to listen to podfic while i do them
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Found out our lad Cos got a fresh tat, ran to insta to check if he posted it and I always press on their pfp even if I know damn well they haven't posted a story (*cough* Per *cough*) and instead got JUMPSCARED
This is how I find out insta will now pull up their pfp massive.
Like I'm fucking zoned out as fuck and I suddenly have Cos zooming into my eyes.
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