#come dine with me

[frogayyyy]

what a sad little life t’pring

#tos star trek #spirk #spock #amok time #come dine with me #yes it’s another amok time shitpost

[caps-clever-girl]

is this possibly the randomest post ive made? yes. but:

ghosts come dine with me au

#COME ON #bbc ghosts #come dine with me #au #xo #squeak.txt

[appleteeth]

British OFMD be like:

#our flag means death #ofmd #chauncey badminton #stede bonnet #come dine with me #british memes

[sweeterthansucrose]

Omg imagine if one day Mycroft and Sherlock kinda start arguing and as a prank, Sherlock enters Mycroft on Come Dine with Me and he finds out 30 minutes before the other contestants are supposed to arrive.

Like seriously imagine the conversation:

Mycroft: 'William Sherlock Scott Holmes! What the hell did you do to me now?!'

Sherlock: 'Brother, what are you talking about?'

Mycroft: 'You've signed me up for a cooking show!'

Sherlock: 'Oh, yes I did. I forgot about that.'

Greg George Gavin Lestrade: Mycroft, where's the flour? I need it for the pie.'

Mycroft: 'HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS?!'

#johnlock #bbc sherlock #mycroft holmes #sherlock holmes #come dine with me #i am sherlocked #holmes siblings #dr watson #mystrade #greg lestrade #george lestrade #mycroft x lestrade

[theywhowriteandknowthings]

I am of a generation where this is a core memory. E4 on weeknights when I was pretending to revise. Come Dine with Me was such wodnerful trash.

#what a sad little life Jane #come dine with me

[confeethoughts]

I've just started listening to the Magnus Archives

#magnus archives #the magnus archives #come dine with me meme #come dine with me #jane prentiss #the corruption #memes i made #tma #rusty quill #tma podcast

[givemeyourknees]

Come dine with me has somehow become my whole personality.

I can't cook a meal without thinking about the narrorator berating whatever I'm doing.

It's becoming a problem

#come dine with me #I HAVE HANNABLE TO WATCH WHAT AM I DOING ARGHHHH. #British tv #Even though I'm Irish but like #It's a British show #Jiles is the realest #Jyles? I'm not sure #But you get it

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

theres a part of me that wants to marathon every episode of come dine with me and im pretty sure its stronger than my impulse control

yes there are over 1000 episodes, but its so worth it for the lady who had her dog sit at the table with the guests in a high chair, the "well, im strictly carnivorous, georgina" guy and his effort to be the worst man in existence, s a u s a g e t r i f l e, the iconic twink who described another lad as "if alice cooper and avatar had a baby" and that scottish bloke who got so sick of the american lady that he just kept calling her zara instead of sarah.

#kai rambles #come dine with me #its just peak british television #so much nonsense and petty bullshit #i love it

[necromancers-incorporated]

The "Come Dine With Me" dude should be allowed to swear

#let him say fuck #please #come dine with me #british shows #british humour

[helpiminahotairballoon]

#pls i’m dying #lmao 😭😭😭 #what a sad little life jane #come dine with me #les mis #les miserables

[moider-time]

Did moon knight ever make you cry?

Nope! But it did make me get a little fuzzy eyed. Things in media that did make me cry tho are;

The 10th Doctor's regeneration (just thinking about it makes me tear up oml)

Yondu's funeral

The theme song to 64 Zoo Lane (don't ask idk either)

The Goodbye Song from Bear in the Big Blue House

The last minute and a half of the song Only Skin by Joanna Newsom

Rewatching Come Dine With Me (nostalgia mostly)

Tony Stark's funeral (it made me tear up not cry but I'll count it)

The last episode of Digimon Adventure

#moon knight #moon knight 2022 #doctor who #10th doctor #gotg vol 2 #yondu udonta #64 zoo lane #bear in the big blue house #only skin #joanna newsom #come dine with me #avengers endgame #tony stark #digimon #digimon adventure #beck's asks

[ilovetheminecraft]

Contestants on come dine with me s11 were fatphobic as fuck

#holy shit like #she literally said that was the most self confident she ever was #their so ignorant #it was literally none of their buisness #especially with presuming she was chubbier for a reason #also shes attractive in the photo and in the show #what the fuck like #tw fatphobia #come dine with me

[duskodair]

yeah i only watch come dine with me for the plot. dont talk to me if you're not gripped by the overarching series long narratives and themes of come dine with me

#chill to reblog #come dine with me #i love that i get emails only about what my brother watches on netflix #theres alt text on the image

[theslowmaxx]

Absolute lemon

#come dine with me #sad little life #Jane #tv #portrait #art #illustration #artists on tumblr

[neveraloneforeverlonely]

Come Dine With Me scoring never makes sense

"The host shot my dog, worst night of my life... 8"

"Amazing food great host, best night of my life... 3"

#come dine with me

[identity-cry-sis]

The audacity of this woman. On come dine with me

The guy makes pap, chakalaka, and boerewors (like beef sausage) and this woman from fucking Britain says its not south african.. Like she doesn't elaborate just says it's not south african,. Obviously she doesn't know anything about south africa, so where does she get the audacity to speak such garbage with so much authority

#Come dine with me #I hope #She gets mocks #Relentlessly for this