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Nothing like minding your own business and then hearing a cat screaming "nuuuuuuuuu" in the words at 1am Halloween day. That shit echoed and everything.
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queensdivas · 5 years
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A Damned Soul Chapter 4 (A Vamp Gwil Fic)
I’M BACK FROM THE DEAD BITCHES! Yes I have a concussion but I gotta power through it because I love writing and missed writing this book. Also! 39 isn’t dead! I’m bringing it back bitches because I’ve missed writing Pat Murray so badly! 
Here ya go ladies and gentlemen! If you’d like to request a certain bohrap or Queen dad let me know. If you would like to be tagged also let me know! Please enjoy because I’m back and more head issues than ever! WHOOP WHOOP! 
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The top was down as the warm summer night of warm July was wrapping itself around the car. It felt nice..and it being a very long time since I found myself in America. Not that I don’t mind the states at all, just enjoy a quick visit every once in a while for the kicks of it. Never imagined she would drag me over here..but somehow she managed to wound up over here. 
Stopping at the red light as she began fumbling through the radio station till a familiar guitar riff was beginning to play. John Denver has swept the nation with his new song Country Roads, but Annie's song really hit it home for her that summer to turn out being the song that would play nonstop in the car. 
A very loud Volkswagen van pulled up next to us, rolling down the window as all the smoke from the van came out. I’ve never been high in my life, but the amount of smoke that came from that van would’ve made anyone high. It was so damn strong that I think we got a context high from it. 
“Hey brother. Do you know how to get to Shark Island? We heard that there’s some voodoo lady who can hit us up with more weed!” So how does Voodoo and weed connect? Now I’m curious on where to even find this voodoo. My entire life I’ve been dealing with witchcraft..but voodoo has been something interesting since it’s even older than most witchcraft. 
“Yeah. Actually we’re on our way there to find her ourselves.” Robin told them as they nodded. 
“Alright! Road trip!” They yelled as the light turned green for the van to start driving hard down the road. 
“C’mon. I’m a witch and would enjoy learning about voodoo. If you don’t wanna go we don’t have to.” Shifting into the next gear then flooring the gas pedal. We caught up with the Volkswagen to keep up the same speed, the hippies were screaming at us through the window as Rolling Stones was blasting through their van. 
“Let’s get there before the pot heads.” She encouraged as I let off the accelerator to change into the next gear. Pushing my foot all the way down on the peddle to zoom past the van. Robin cheered as she also turn up the radio. 
“COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER YOU'RE MY KIND OF MAN! SO BIG AND SO STRONG! COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER! I’M ALL ALONE AND THE NIGHT IS SO LONG!” She sat up in the car to allow the wind to blow her hair all over the place and her body to be enticed by the music and wind. 
Stopping the car on the roadway that was lit only by a long line of torches down to the large mansion. In the middle of swap island? Why exactly do I get myself thrown in these situations where we end up in the middle of somewhere like back in Transylvania. 
“What do you think? Super spooky?” She giggled as we began going down the driveway slowly. Owls and cicadas were roaring all over the woods as we eventually stopped at the house. The large red doors opened as a very old women dressed in all blue came out of the doorway. She carried a gold cane that smacked onto the ground for the torches around us to become brighter. 
“I presume you’re here for my services?” Her voice carried through the entire property as we climbed out of the car. 
“You may come inside. Shoes off at the door.” It was like watching a ghost floating away, leaving a trail behind her. She grabbed my arm to guide me up the stairs as the humidity of the swamps fell on top of us like a wool blanket. 
Before she started up the stairs to the house to wrap her arms around my neck as I put my hands on her waist. Placing those beautiful lips against mine as my hands gave her waist a little squeeze. Her beautiful brown skin was glowing by the vast amount of fire around us.
“Careful..or the voodoo that we do will tear our souls.” She giggled as she ran up the stairs to start taking off her sandals. Taking off my tennis shoes to see her already walking through the mansion, her fingers grazing over everything in the hallway. Her dark yellow skirt was flowing as we walked to the sitting room to which I was so damn enticed that I forgot to notice she stopped walking. 
“My name is Wislande Janvier. You come seeking answers over a little situation you two are constantly in.” Pouring black pebbles into a tiny circle then a cluster of white feathers in the middle. 
“Situation? What do you mean a situation?” Robin chuckled as the snap of her fingers the white feathers burned into a white smoke. 
“She doesn’t know? Your story is as old as they come, though is slowly disappearing from the world.” Wislande began making the smoke dance in front of her as it danced its way over to Robin. 
“Open your eyes.”
“How come you never changed her?” Hyacinth broke my train of thought from the living room. Fixing my jacket in the mirror as I took one last glance to make sure I looked somewhat decent. Each time I always try to look somewhat presentable even though over the years it's gone from tights...to suits..to now jeans. I very much prefer jeans instead of tights. 
“Don’t think I haven’t tried in the beginning. Each time I even attempt to change her it would end up cause her body to immediately shut down. Like her body just flicks off whenever it hits her vessels. Tried it for the first few times, but it was just so much more painful.” Walking out into the living room to see Hyacinth was sitting on top of the couch licking himself. Oh god stop stop stop! He must’ve known what I was thinking because he looked up..smirked and continued to give himself a bath on my couch. 
“Hyacinth. If you’re going to live in my home then..then we gotta lay some sort of guidelines.” Sighing as I stood above him. God just realizing how big he is sitting on the couch. Think they call him mainecoons or something but regardless of what cat he is! No bathing on my couch!
“But what about the rest of your homes? Because if I could have the house in Montreal or even the one in Aswan that would be quite exquisite. Wait how many places do you have now by this point? Eleven? Twelve? You wouldn’t happen to have one in Alaska or very far north Canada? Do tell so when we fix this sticky situation I can have a nice place to return.” Glad to know that my vast amount of properties across the world is more important than him showing some sort of house manners. Scoffing as I noticed an empty moving box was sitting right next to the table with the tape right on top of the table. Let me try this one more time before I pack his furry arse up. 
“Just..no cleaning yourself up on my furniture..I have a bathroom and you’ve been around long enough to know that it's just weird to do that right in front of me or everyone in general. I imagine in your lifetime you’ve had a vast amount of owners who would let you do whatever you want in their house. But I’m different as you can see. Just no more bathing yourself on my furniture please.” His head came back up to stare directly at me. Raising his paw up to his mouth gradually with those eyes squinting at me. Oh I wish he would! OH I HOPE HE DOES! His tongue sliding against his fur as I nodded, getting up from the ground to nod at his actions. 
“Fine. I’ll give you one of my places! Now..how would you like to be sent there?” Snatching him up by his stomach to keep a tight grip around him so he wouldn’t budge. 
“Hey hey! Let me go you bloodsucker!!” Screaming as I tossed him into the box. Quickly closing the flaps to start taping up the box. 
“You realize that I’m a cat! I love boxes!” He wasn’t moving or trying to jump out of the box. Shocking. Maybe when I’m done taping his arse up he'll start getting ancy. Don’t worry I don’t plan on sending him anywhere. He’ll just be going with me into town so he can start “fixing” my situation. 
“If you were just a regular cat yes! But your human side can’t stand living in a box!” He went silent as I tossed the tape to the side of the room. A few seconds passed as he began scratching the box. 
“Okay you had your fun! Let me out!” Time to go see her. Picking up the now heavy box since this guy is stupidly big for some reason. He began moving around to the box and it almost caused me to drop it. 
“Okay okay! I promise I’ll stop the licking on the couch. Can’t exactly pop into the shower with you and diving into salt water won’t solve the problem! Now let me out!” He was so close to getting out till he screamed at me to let him out. 
“If you’re so old and so wise..why on earth have your manners not developed.” Locking the cottage door to then begin walking towards the car. He was still screaming at me to let him out, but was being drowned up with my humming of some simple John Denver. Though American..he still has some very beautiful songs. 
Throwing him into the passenger seat as I walked over to his side of the car to begin putting the top of the hood up. Yes the sun is going away, but it looks a little more cloudy than I like to have a top down. My playlist was already beginning to play as Hyacinth was hissing in the box. 
“Please no John Denver!” Walking towards the other side of the car to put my side of the hood up. 
“Why? Can’t stand good music?” He was quite till his eyes looked through the handle holes. 
“I just don’t want to cry.” This is for cleaning yourself up on my couch. Turning the dial as he was beginning to meow obnoxiously in the box. Listen to it and wheat bitch! Climbing into the driver side of the car as John began singing through the radio. 
“Screw you Gwil.” He was actually cry!? Glad to know that one thing he can do besides be a pest is to be an amusement by watching him sob to John Denver. Putting the car into reverse as I began turning us around, then beginning to drive down the dirt path to get on the main road. 
“MEEOOOWWW!” Ignore him. 
“MMMMMEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!” He’s being a little attention seeker. Just ignore him. 
“MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!” Nope. Not giving him the stupid satisfaction of annoying me and him getting out of the box. 
“Fine. Two can play at this game bloodsucker!” HE coughed a little then stuck his head out in one of the handle holes. 
“BUT THE COLORADO ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH! I’VE SEEN IT RAININ FIRE IN THE SKY! SHADOWS FROM THE STARLIGHT IS SOFTER THAN A LULLABYE!” 
“DON’T YOU DARE INSULT THE MUSIC OF JOHN DONVER!” He wouldn’t! He wouldn’t dare insult the signing of John Denver! 
“ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH!” Turning the car sharply to the side of the road then parking it on the side. Ripping open the box to see him with big stupid eyes looking like regret. 
“Fine. You can have the house in Alberta Canada if you stop meowing like alittle twat AND NEVER INSULT THE MUSIC OF JOHN DENVER!” He smiled as he climbed out of the box, kicking it to the floor then getting comfy in the seat. 
“Glad we can come to an agreement. What part in Alberta?” 
“Right on the shore of Eva Lake. Absolutely gorgeous since no one travels that far north. So the air is very refreshing.” He purred as he sunk into the chair as I got back onto the main road. 
Pulling up to the curb as I climbed out of the car with Hyancith falling slowly behind. He kept purring as we got closer and closer to the shop as my fingers began feeling a little numb from the fact of this happening again. 
“Oh my god are you really nervous?” Snapping at me before I could open the door. Is it wrong to be nervous. 
“Well I can’t help it ya know.”
“Open the stupid door you bafone.” He tried jumping on top of my shoulder but I dodged his jump for him to fall on his feet. Shaking his head as he sat back down on his butt. 
“That was rude of you. I was going to hide in your jacket so she wouldn’t notice me.” For someone who calls himself wise..he sure is a dumbass. Like she wouldn’t notice a large bump in my clothing. 
Walking into the store with him poking his head out from the back of my jacket. This was so stupid! The door closed behind us as a woman came out of the back with a wooden crate filled with some sort of jars. 
“What can I help you with?” She began unpacking the crate as I approached her. 
“Ummm..I would like to have a scrying done by..umm..Miss Robin La Torneau? I was planning on getting it done when you were in Highbridge but you two left before I could even give it a shot.” Nervously laughing as I felt Hyacinth shaking his head behind me cause his whiskers were tickling my cheek. 
“She went to buy some fish for dinner, should be back in a few minutes or so. Knowing her she got distracted by some kind of animal or some sort of attraction a person has on the side of the street. Please sit at the table behind the curtain till she gets back.” Nodding as I walked through the curtain to sit down at the table. Hyacinth climbed out of my jacket to walk all over the table trying not to knock over anything. 
The room was egg white that had painted leafs and branches all over the walls and even the ceilings. The only light source in the room was a light that had vines with little lights acting as leafs. It felt so magical oh my god. 
An old blue wardrobe had a bunch of herbs, a collection of different colored candles,  a bunch of small knives, some kind of mixing bowl, and other witchy things were in the wardrobe. I’ve never seen her shop before so decked out in so many different spices, and everything else. 
“Has she always been this witchy? I swear this place looks like something you would see on Pinterest. But an actual witch place. Do you know if she has skulls in a secret closest or even lambs in the back for sacrifices?” What a furry ass hole! 
“A dog? Since when are you into dogs?” Shit! Hyancith looking at the curtain for his fur to start rising. Shit shit! Yanking him from the table to shove him back underneath my jacket. 
“Let me out! I’m going to kill that dog!” He was muffling from my jacket till I zipped it up then smacking the back of it. 
“Don’t say a word otherwise we’re screwed!” Yelling through my teeth as she was moving stuff around in the other room. He was still moving around in the back of my jacket till I leaned back into the chair for him to stop moving. Looking like a fucking hump on my back as she came into the room. 
Her beautiful wild curly hair, her beautiful golden skin was shining with the dimmed lighting in the room. Those beautiful grass green eyes lost in her looking at me..and this dumbass cat on my back. 
She wore a long high waisted red skirt with a black dress shirt that had a little bow tie around the collar. Small black heels were on her feet as she was tapping her foot. Every time we come into contact she gets all nervous and her foot always starts tapping. 
“Good evening sir..ummm. May I ask what kind of reading were you wanting today?” She looked so beautiful so nervous in front of me. 
“No real preference.” Come to think of it..would it be a good idea for her to read my future or anything? Would that cause another sort of body shut down? 
“Figured I’d try something a little different and do some capnomancy..sound okay?” Nodding to her as my thumb as began moving in small circles. She was beginning to gather things from the wardrobe. 
“So I heard that you came all the way from Highbridge to see little old me.” Little old you? 
“Ummm yes.” 
“You’re totally blowing it!” Smacking my back as she spun around to see what happened. Acting natural as if it was her imagination doing the voices. Stupid cat! Causing so many stupid troubles in my life! 
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wonderhevrts · 6 years
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Daz Games sentence meme !
Daz plays Until Dawn #1
Collected the best bits of Daz Black playing Until Dawn -game. On the first part are sentences from #1-#5. More sentences under Read More. Feel free to change the pronouns !
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"If that is the case, then we should really eliminate all butterflies."
"Oh Jesus Christ i'm gonna get everyone killed."
"Cabin in the woods type of deal.."
"I like hot girls in cabins."
"Oh man, what a slimeball."
"Oh man, bitch alone in the woods.."
"I wouldn't actually be out here! I'd be at home! With a cup of tea!"
"Oooh a reindeer!"
"Holy shitballs and deers!"
"Don't say hello. Stop it. You don't want an answer."
"For Christ sake bitch, i'm wearing my new Yeti boots and you are really pissing me off!"
"No you're not, you just.. You just wanted the D."
"Oh, you lost your phone. What's gonna happen to your Twitter account now?"
"Are they dead? Yeah, they're pretty fucking dead."
"What a bad start.. I'm a monster!"
"You're gonna ruin your fancy-as-shit jacket, bitch!"
"Oh my god, you did not listen to me!"
"Don't have time to be feeding squirrels."
"That is really really odd, i'm not even joking. Haha, and i've been to several strip-bars this week."
"____, I'm gonna throw you off the cliff!"
"Yeah, it's his penis."
"We're gonna shoot some shit? I can do this! Right?"
"Catch some zzz's brah!"
"Bra-strap effect!"
"____! You're dead first, if i get the choice!"
"I'm still gonna punch you."
"AAAAHH! Why!? Such a dick!!"
"Nail his arse!"
"Hahahaa! Having so much fun before we all die!"
"Hah! You ain't getting any of this booty!"
"We know what's going on! We know he was just out there caressing his ex!"
"You dick.."
"I'm gonna be nervous if you keep smacking the table like that."
"You creep me out."
"I'm not coming out with you on a Friday then."
"I'm not paying you next time. I hope you know that."
"No you know what, screw it. I'm gonna ask her out. No no no, not now. Later, later."
"Oh god, why do we gotta walk so slow?"
"That's a bit worrying.. I mean i'd take one look at that and i'd be gone."
"Ready for senior prom.. No, they weren't. They perished."
"Ooohh-whee.. I thought that was a person.." *nervous laughter*
"I completely wasted time, coming down here!"
"Is that jacuzzi-tub?? I'm so getting in there!"
"Oh yeah, he saw the two hugging. Shit's gonna go down."
"I'd dump her, there and then!"
"Oh yeah, selfies!"
"God, everything with these guys is just about sex, isn't it.. It's never about anything else."
"Just keep the torch on the booty."
"Uhh, totally bitch. That's where we're going. You think i'd be out here for any other reason? Oh my god.."
"Did that happen in the shed?? Fuck that, i'm not going in there!"
"Fuck me, sideways, now.."
"Well, your music taste sucks, that's one thing."
"Where is this cabin? Who built it out here? Are they stupid?"
"Fucking CHINA heard that!"
"Could've gone back to the other cabin but noooo.. No, now we're in a mine."
"I didn't do that deliberately, i swear!"
"Four times now, we've nearly died."
"Why are we out here? Why are they putting us all the way out here?"
"This is so unfair. If my friends did this to me, i'd beat the shit out of them."
"Man these two need to relax and have a cold shower."
"A fucking owl in my ear!!"
"Shitballs! Shitballs!"
"I once saw my dad fix a pipe. So i can fix a pipe. I'm super plumber blonde lady!"
"Whenever you're in a cabin, it doesn't matter what noise it is, it's always the killer!"
"Yeah great, thanks. I really need company going into the basement of the big spooky house with no power and the killer outside."
"Oh yes. All this for a bath."
"I've never ever had this tense feeling from holding a torch before!"
"That was not funny! That scared the shit out of me!"
"Can we please just get to the cabin, that apparently, is the same distance that Frodo walked to Mordor!?"
"Don't make me feel bad, you shit."
"I'm obviously not paying you enough, if that's how you decorate your office."
"There's a meat hook by your window, sir. And your curtains are shredded."
"We're doing an Ouija board??"
"She just screamed, did you wanna hurry??"
"Take your time. Probably only being murdered.."
"I don't understand, why is there a mask just floating in the air in there?"
"____, when i find you, i'm gonna FUCKING MURDER YOUR FACE!!"
"So funny, love. Haha. You're dumped."
"We've been walking for what seems like a day!"
"No, don't antagonize it!"
"Why are all the deers arseholes??"
"I mean i love my friends and all, but i'm not out here to do this."
"I'm starting to think that there really is not-- Wait a minute, that looks like a cabin."
"That's not a fucking cabin, that's a shed!! It's got holes in it!"
"Well. I give it precisely an hour tops, before someone pulls my pants down and does stuff against my will."
"No, lets scare her, that bitch. She deserves it for what she did to me."
"Meathooks! Hanging from the ceiling! That means i'm going this way! Bye!"
"I'm gonna find a deer, in real life and i'm gonna punch it in the THROAT!"
"What is it with the deer out here!? No wonder people shoot them!"
"Serves you right for being a DICK!"
"Comfort it?? It's got half of it's neck missing!"
"There there, it's okay deer, it's fine. You're gonna die, but it's fine."
"They said that in the Jurassic Park about the Raptors."
"I'll sit on your head!"
"I just like, feel like they don't fully understand what just happened. He just pulled a deer's head off.. And they're fine!"
"What now? Should we go down to the fucking Levi's store and get you some new jeans?"
"Get a log, stick it in. This is log simulator."
"We're gonna strike the match. AH! Nothing more satisfying than that in life, am i right?"
"Am i that ugly? Thanks!"
"Hey. You want the D, not me."
"Apparently all i can do is show that i have marvelous wrist movement.."
"Alright yeah! I'm on for the blanket! I'll knit you one right now if it'll make you happy."
"Wha-- What am i doing? What am i doing with my head? Have i got a condition!?"
"Love.. I swear to God. Shut up."
"There's the map to Mordor, where we just fucking walked.."
"You say blankets one more time, i'm gonna make a blanket out of your scalp! Shut up!"
"Why don't you fucking do it!?"
"Don't give me the option to pick up the gun, it's the first thing i'd fucking do!"
"Oh my god, it's her phone.. And it's playing Macy Gray.."
"You don't want to know why it came from the window by itself."
"Don't-- Don't go out there. I'm not coming out there after you!"
"Oh my god! She got sucked through a window!"
"Your friend who got sent out in the middle of Mordor, she got sucked out of a window."
"We need a Scooby Doo, is what we need."
"I mean is no one paying attention to how the fucking doors open by themselves in this place!?"
"You don't fire me, i quit!"
"Ow fuck! Ow! Why am i using my head!?"
"What the fuck does Slipknot want with me!?"
"I don't know who that is, but i call him Slipknot apparently!"
"Oh he's bought a.. A scarecrow! And served me.. What looks like a dead cat."
"Starting to think if the therapist, is the one who needs the therapy."
"I don't like ____, she's a bitch.."
"Hah! He knows! He's in my fucking head."
"You know what, i'm thinking about going with another therapist, who doesn't have a naked scarecrow in their room.. If that's cool?"
"___ got pulled through a door, didn't she.. And Slipknot attacked us!"
"I don't think shouting for ____ is working, just wanna point that out."
"Get your lantern, that's it boy. Gun is probably more important.."
"That's it take your time, please.. Girlfriend's not being killed or anything, that's fine.."
"She wasn't the brightest tool in the kit, but she was fit!"
"Circle! Triangle! Square! Circle! Shouting them helps, i'm sorry."
"Okay jump. Jump jump jump, just jump. Just jump!"
"Come on, what's next? I can take it! AAAHH!!"
"___ is just such a beast! He's in a beast-mode right now!!"
"Oh yeah, lets just do it with our bare hands. I like your style, ____."
"You might wanna grab some wood or something to bash the shit out of him."
"Oh, now he's got away. Because you forgot to load the gun, ____!"
"Fuck, ____ is dead, i can't believe it.. And i've got a tank top on in the middle of a blizzard."
"Slipknot didn't kill ____. Does he just like girls or something?"
"Either someone spilled ketchup, or that's ____'s head-juice."
"What the fuck's this? AAAAAHH!!"
"How is that a clue? It's a pig's head! In the middle of the woods!"
"I love walking through the woods. This is like a walking through the woods simulator!"
"Stop shouting! Stop it! He's only gonna hear you!"
"It's a Jigsaw-shit!!"
"Please give me the option to do nothing! I can't choose this shit!"
"Oh man, this is so mean!"
"I don't think he's okay, he's all over your jacket!"
"Oh for fuck's sake.. Who the fuck is that!?"
"Fuck you. You're the worst therapist ever!"
"I hope you fall out the window. Which shouldn't be hard, because you've done very good job at barring it up."
"You don't exist, because this room is changing."
"Oh fuck, here we go."
"Sanatorium? I'm going in there?? Fuck's sake.."
"Really don't like wolves. Really would not like to get eaten by wolves!"
"Careful now, ____.. Wouldn't wanna fall like ____."
"If she's alive, that's very very mysterious."
"I don't know, i'm starting to question everything! My therapist isn't real!"
"Shut up! Bloody howling at the moon.. What's the matter with you?"
"Okay we're going in. Probably won't be able to go in through-- Oh! I was wrong."
"No, it's locked. Yeah, i get it. I get what 'locked' means."
"Morgue?? Why not. Why the fuck not."
"Let's go to the morgue! I'm sure nothing bad happens down here!"
"Now we've got a weapon, we can fuck him up with it and his dogs."
"I'm making hotdogs tonight! Hahaha!"
"Aah you know what they say; See a big wolf shadow, go the other way! That's the old saying right?"
"Hey Skeletor! See ya later!"
"So i think i'm looking for a pass.. Or a hand? That's a fucking hand."
"Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off! Oh my god! Oh my god!"
"I'm not cutting my fucking fingers off!"
"Oh they're gonna fucking make me do it, i'm gonna have to cut my fingers off!"
"Why did i touch it? Why?? This is why we can't have nice things!"
"You just cut your fingers off and you're making jokes!"
"There's my fingers. I'm just going to leave you there guys.. Sorry fingers. I wish i could've taken you with me, still attached."
"Fucking rats crawled out of him/her!"
"Welp! My job is done here. Minus two fingers, so i'm gonna go."
"Now i'm gonna fight him.. With two less fingers and i'm probably bleeding to death."
"____, what are you doing, mate? Come on, i know you're losing a lot of blood, but lets try to stay on topic here."
"Psycho crib.. We're on MTV's psycho cribs!"
"So what have i got in mah fridge? Haha, let me tell you son! I got a head of my wife! Haha! That's what it is! And a few dead guinea pigs!"
"Here boy! Here boy! I've got you my partner's knee bone! You want a knee bone? Who wants a knee bone?"
"Apparently i'm the fucking dog-whisperer.."
"Well, you know what they say! .... I actually don't know what they say."
"Is it loaded? Check if it's loaded you fucking idiot!"
"Well now we know it's loaded, and whoever is still in the building fucking heard that!"
"I've lost a lot of blood, right? I cut my own fingers off, it's been a very stressful day."
"Serial killer guy doesn't really know how to pick where to live.."
"Oh shit! Slipknot's watching us!"
"Damn you Slipknot."
"Oh yeah! We are a lumberjack!"
"These guys are Captain Obvious."
"How about rule number 3, suck my arse? Did you forget that rule?"
"If you fall.. Not gonna lie.. Wouldn't care that much."
"It's fine. Take your time. Don't slip. Break your neck.. Would hate to not have to listen to your wingy fucking voice anymore.."
"Yeah, i'm coming.. Just like, tempted to push you off the ledge though."
"Holy cannoli? Who says that anymore??"
"You're dumped! Holy cannoli!"
"What are the odds that one of these boards are gonna snap?"
"I keep trying to predict what happens and then it doesn't happen and then i feel silly."
"What in seven shades of shit.."
"Just slap it, it's a deer!"
"Yeah bitch, a lot's been happening whilst you've been bathing."
"Oh, we're nakey! I like this game now. Those are some amazing pixels."
"Hopefully there's not a mechanic to pull the towel off.. Am i right??"
"Hide, hide! That was probably a fucking stupid choice!"
"Ohh Slipknot's gonna see me, it's so obvious where i am!"
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17. Jeremih ft Tink - Don't Tell Nobody
18. Dreezy ft. Jeremih - Body
19. Fort Minor - Where'd You Go
20. Harry Hudson - Stop
22. Sorry Not Sorry — Bryson Tiller
23. Come And See Me — PnD ft. Drake
24. Still Brazy — YG
25. One Dance — Drake
26. Work — Rihanna ft. Drake
27. Waves — Kanye West ft. Chris Brown
28. Don't Let Me Down — The Chainsmokers ft. Daya
29. Panda — Desiigner
30. Too Good — Drake ft. Rihanna
31. This Is What You Came For — Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna
32. Sorry — Beyonce
33. Never Be Like You — Flume
34. Needed Me — Rihanna
35. Champions — G.O.O.D Music
36. That Part — ScHoolBoy Q ft. Kanye West
37. LUV — Tory Lanez
38. For Free — DJ Khaled ft. Drake
39. Pick Up the Phone — Travis Scott ft. Young Thug & Quavo
40. All the Way Up"— Fat Joe ft. Remy Ma & French Montana
41. Oui — Jeremiah
42. Born in the USA — Bruce Springsteen
43. American Idiot — Green Day
44. American Woman — Lenny Kravitz
45. Living in America — James Brown
46. American Pie — Don McLean
47. Made in America — Jay Z, Kanye West & Frank Ocean
48. Made in the USA — Demi Lovato
49. Party in the USA — Miley Cyrus
50. American Boy — Estelle ft.Kanye West
51. American Woman — The Guess Who
52. Surfin USA — The Beach Boys
53. American Girl — Bonnie McKee
54. American Girl — Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
55. Firework — Kate Perry
56. Born to Be Wild — Steppenwolf
57. God Bless America — Lil Wayne
58. Don't Stop Believin' — Journey
59. Summer of 69 — Bryan Adam
60. Summertime — DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
61. American Badass — Kid Rock
62. "STOP" — HARRY HUDSON
63. "UNTITLED 02" — KENDRICK LAMAR
64. "HOME" — TINK
65. "WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW" — TYLER, THE CREATOR
66. WIZ KHALIFA — "UP"
67. "UBER EVERYWHERE" — MADEINTYO
68. "FADE" — KANYE WEST
69. "BODMON" — RAMRIDDLZ
70. "CIGARETTE SONG" — RAURY
71. "CONSIDERATION" — RIHANNA FEATURING SZA
72. "HOW I FEEL" — ROY WOODS
73. "NO RUSH" — ELLA MAI
74. "MY LOVE (REMIX)" — MAJID JORDAN AND DRAKE
75. "MILEY CYRUS" — FRENCH MONTANA AND FUTURE
76. "REAL ADDRESSES" — TORY LANEZ
78. Kanye West – "Waves"
79. Nicki Minaj – "Truffle Butter"
80. Frank Ocean – "Godspeed"
81. Nicki Minaj – "Save Me"
82. Kanye West – "Famous"
83. Tyga - "Faded"
84. Migos - "Pretty Little Lady"
86. P.I.M.P. - 50 Cent
87. Hard For You - Tyga
88. Rich $ex - Future
89. Do It Again - Pia Mia Feat. Chris Brown, Tyga
90. Fuck Up Some Commas - Future
91. Blow a Bag - Future
92. Watch Me (Whip / Nae Nae) - Silento
93. Cha Cha - D.R.A.M.
94. White Iverson - Post Malone
95. The Worst - Jhene Aiko
96. Fun - Pitbull
97. Stick Talk - Future
98. Exchange - Bryson Tiller
99. Party Favors - Tinashe
100.             Here (Lucian Remix) - Alessia Cara
101.             Ten Nine Fourteen - Bryson Tiller
102.             Overtime - Bryson Tiller
103.             Come Get Her - Rae Sremmurd
104.             No Role Modelz - J. Cole
105.             Let 'Em Know - Bryson Tiller
106.             Superwifey - Tyga
107.             Dope'd Up - Tyga
108.             Again - Fetty Wap (covered by Pia Mia)
109.             My Love - Majid Jordan
110.             How Deep is Your Love - Calvin Harris
111.             Take Ya Tights Off - Problem
112.             Ice Cream Man - Tyga
113.             Drama - Roy Wood$
114.             Liquor - Chris Brown
115.             Jugg -Fetty Wap
116.             Drama - Roy Woods
117.             Come Get Her - Rae Sremmurd
118.             Come Thru - Drake
119.             Thirsty - PARTYNEXTDOOR
120.             If I Can't - 50 Cent
121.             Exchange - Bryson Tiller
122.             Sorry - Justin Bieber
123.             Been That Way - Bryson Tiller
124.             Say It - Tory Lanez
125.             Weekend - Mac Miller
126.             IV. Sweatpants - Childish Gambino
127.             White Iverson - Post Malone
128.             Shot For Me - Drake
129.       ��     Been That Way - Bryson Tiller
130.             Slum Anthem - K Camp
131.             Liquor - Chris Brown
132.             My Driver - Skate
133.             Antidote -Travi$ Scott
134.             F**k The Summer Up by Leikeli47
135.             I Won - Future Feat. Kanye West
136.             Here - Alessia Cara
137.             I'm Yours - Justine Skye
138.             Rack City Bitch - Tyga
139.             Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
140.             I Don't Mind - Usher
141.             Drama - Roy Wood$
142.             Doped up - Tyga
143.             Ice Cream Man - Tyga
144.             Right Now - PARTYNEXTDOOR
145.             On & On - Justine Skye 
146.             Sorry Not Sorry - Bryson Tiller
147.             So Listen - Cody Simpson
148.             Where Ya At - Future Feat. Drake
149.             The Hills - The Weeknd
150.             The Feeling - Justin Bieber
151.             7/11 - Beyoncé
152.             Bartender - T-Pain
153.             Skrt - Kodak Black
154.             In Vein - Rick Ross Feat. The Weeknd
155.             You're A Thot - K.E. ON THE TRACK Understand - Legacy Feat. Tyga
156.             Phone Down - Erykah Badu Woosah - Jeremih Love Yourself - Justin Bieber Workin - Puff Daddy Facts - Kanye West Days In The East - Drake Runnin - Kehlani Panic Cord (Hucci Remix) - Gabrielle Aplin Ratchet - Borgore SKRT - Kodak Black Party At 8 - PARTYNEXTDOOR Slow - Lido Feat. Halsey Addiction - Kanye West Real Friends - Kanye West Bad Boyz - Shyne Top - Lil Uzi Vert Like Dat - Kodak Black  Woosah - Jeremih Party At 8 - PARTYNEXTDOOR Drunk On The Mic - Mickey Shiloh IN2 – WSTRN
157.             Tuscan Leather – Drake
158.             King Wizard - Kid Kudi  Super Rich Kids - Frank Ocean Bodmon - Ramriddlz Uber Everywhere - MADEINTYO Different Hos - Blackbear
159.             Hella Os - Lil Yachty
160.             Top - Lil Uzi Vert
161.             Just Another Interlude - Bryson Tiller
162.             Let 'Em Know - Bryson Tiller
163.             Self Righteous - Bryson Tiller
164.             Girls Like You - Miguel
165.             502 Come Up - Bryson Tiller
166.             Consideration - Rihanna
167.             Needed Me - Rihanna
168.             Hella Os - Lil Yachty
169.             Pilates - DonMonique
170.             1Night - Lil Yachty
171.             PILLOWTALK - ZAYN
172.             Famous - Kanye West Feat. Rihanna
173.             Where Ya At - Future
174.             Potty Mouth - Tyga
175.             FML - Kanye West
176.             Heartburn - Wafia
177.             Worthy - Jeremih
178.             Yeah, I Said It - Rihanna
179.             Ice Cream Man - Tyga
180.             Planez - Jeremih
181.             Pass Dat - Jeremih
182.             Impatient - Jeremih
183.             Famous - Kanye West
184.             Waves - Kanye West
185.             f**k Up Some Commas - Future
186.             Make It Nasty - Tyga
187.             Highlights - Kanye West
188.             Same Ol' Mistake - Rihanna
189.             Ultralight Beam - Kanye West
190.             Feedback - Kanye West
191.             Waves - Kanye West
192.             Highlights - Kanye West
193.             What The F**k Right Now - Tyler The Ceator
194.             Stop - Harry Hudson
195.             Panda - Desiigner
196.             Men - Tink & DJ Dahi
197.             Don't Tell Nobody - Tink Feat. Jeremih
198.             Stimulated - Tyga
199.             Kylie Jenner - YOG$ Feat. Elwood
200.             Come And See Me - PARTYNEXTDOOR
201.             Slow - Lido Feat. Halsey
202.             Minnesota - Lil Yachty
203.             Like A Drug - Ty Dolla $ign
204.             So High - Doja Cat
205.             Candy - PARTYNEXTDOOR
206.             Real Friends - Kanye West
207.             Wolves - Kanye West
208.             I'm Different - 2 Chainz
209.             Drunk on The Mic - Mickey Shiloh
210.             Been That Way - Bryson Tiller
211.             Deja Vu - TWENTY88
212.             Ayy Ladies - Travis Porter Feat. Tyga
213.             Work - Rihanna
214.             One Dance - Drake
215.             Ba-lon - SZA Feat. Kendrick Lamar
216.             Baller Alert - Tyga
217.             Myself - Nav
218.             Birthday Sex - Jeremih
219.             Candy Shop - 50 Cent
220.             I Know - Big Sean
221.             Wrist - Chris Brown
222.             Top - Lil Uzi Vert
223.             Stop B**chin' - Kirko Bangz
224.             Yeah, I Said It - Rihanna
225.             Down In The DM - Yo Gotti Feat. Nicki Minaj
226.             Panda - Desiigner
227.             Drama - Roy Woods
228.             Sorry Not Sorry - Bryson Tiller
229.             Don't - Bryson Tiller
230.             Come And See Me - PARTYNEXTDOOR
231.             Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 - Kanye West
232.             6 Inch - Beyoncé
233.             Girls Love Beyoncé - Drake
234.             Drunk On The Mic - Mickey Shiloh
235.             Treat Me Like Something - Tink
236.             Love Drought - Beyoncé
237.             Without U - Spooky Black
238.             Myself - Nav
239.             Feel No Ways - Drake
240.             Controlla - Drake
241.             Shot For Me - Drake
242.             I'm Yours - Justine Skye
243.             Beautiful Day - Burberry Perry
244.             One Dance - Drake
245.             No Rush - Ella Mai
246.             Don't Tell Nobody - Tink
247.             One Dance - Drake
248.             Losin Control - Russ
249.             U With Me? - Drake
250.             Girls Love Beyoncé - Drake
251.             Consideration - Rihanna
252.             Location - Khalid
253.             Heartburn - Wafia
254.             Pull The Trigger - Russ
255.             Too Good - Drake Feat. Rihanna
256.             Pretty Lady - Migos
257.             Talk That Talk - Rihanna feat. Jay-z
258.             You Was Right - Lil Uzi Vert
259.             Mixtape - Chance The Rapper
260.             Love Lockdown - Kanye West
261.             Back To December - Taylor Swift
262.             Boss - Tinashe
263.             Vulnerable - Tinashe
264.             Ecstasy - Tinashe
265.             Too Good - Drake feat. Rihanna
266.             Been That Way - Bryson Tiller
267.             Rambo - Bryson Tiller
268.             Ain't Ready - Tinashe
269.             Hype - Drake
270.             Circles - Pusha T feat. Ty Dolla Sign & Desiigner
271.             Offended - Meek Mill feat. Young Thug & 21 Savage
272.             Litty - Meek Mill feat. Tory Lanez
273.             Make It Work For You - Juelz Satana
274.             Girls & Guitars - Tyga feat. Kirko Bangz
 275.             source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmFnE7p5vkyH9u-5bIz4vQg
276.             ♪ French Montana (ft Quavo) - Migo Montana
277.             ♪ French Montana (ft Future) - No Pressure
278.             ♪ French Montana (ft Travis Scott) - Jump
279.             ♪ Playboi Carti - Magnolia
280.             ♪ Travis Scott - A man
281.             ♪ Rae Sremmurd - Do Yoga
282.             ♪ Belly ft Future - Frozen Water
283.             ♪ SZA - Supermodel
284.             ♪ 2 Chainz ft. Travis Scott - 4 AM
285.             ♪ Amy Winehouse - Tears Dry On Their Own
286.             ♪ Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm No Good
287.             Russ - What They Want
288.             Migos - Slippery (feat. Gucci Mane)
289.             SZA - Normal Girl
290.             Bryson Tiller - Don't 
291.             Bryson Tiller - Rambo
292.             Daniel Caesar - We Find Love 
293.             Migos - Kelly Price (feat. Travis Scott)
294.             Madison Beer - Dead
295.             Travis Scott - Butterfly Effect
296.             GoldLink feat. Brent Faiyaz & Shy Glizzy - Crew
297.             Lana Del Rey feat. The Weeknd - Lust for Life
298.             Bryson Tiller - Somethin Tells Me
299.             DJ Mustard (feat Quavo & YG) - Want Her
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