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pey-up · 16 days
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God complex? I actually find it quite simple. Maybe thats why im better than you. Perhaps better than the divine.
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listen-i-love-men · 22 days
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gay as fuck to be a gentleman. what are you gonna do? fuck a man gently? gonna have gentle gay sex?
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rattusn0rvegicus · 1 month
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Fighting the urge to confess to everyone that I am essentially Jeff Bezos himself by virtue of Having Not The Worst Upbringing In The World and this means I deserve to be injured and maimed and tortured to death. Come to my house anjd hit me with sticks and billions of dollars will come out of me like a piñata . Actually no they won't because Im literally applying for food stamps due to being broke. But also I am basically a billionaire and should be Harmed for it . Hope that makes sense!
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yesiamagummybear · 1 month
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being an inkbrush player means I can draw penises in the lobby
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I take a seat. I take another. And another. Soon, there are no seats left. I have stolen all your chairs.
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toaster-trash · 1 month
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*Picking up a cowboy hat symbolically and putting it on my head* The urge to return to writing a teeny bit of fanfiction for the first time since the Great Clervalstein Phase of 2023……..
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dnphobe · 2 months
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the dan vs phil board in the background of the post-wad q&a is doing something to me. we divide things into eras a lot but the truth is, as always, every moment is happening all at once, all your past selves live inside you, dan's solo era and dan and phil revival era can co-exist because he's still dan, every version of him, and we can experience any era of theirs by just scrolling a bit on youtube, and in that moment those videos are just as present to me as the one that just came out. to quote one of the best dapg series: despite everything, it's still you
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blowflyfag · 2 months
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I need to stop thinking about The Brood and Will Wood together it doesn’t add up to much but like. It does too. Y’know? I’m sorry I’m very stoned rn there’s a lot of cannibas in my body.
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sunshines-child · 2 months
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I love how Luke is now your current soft boy you see on tiktok because back then "hot" was blonde jock and now it's what Luke is now and honestly that's so fitting
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(Presses record on my handheld audio diary like a guy on a dangerous expedition) I have a sore throat and the ice water isn’t ice watering the way it should be… this may be my last straw… check back in tomorrow if still alive.. and sane.. *static*
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apatheticallyromantic · 4 months
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the transition from girlhood into womanhood is bloody and angry, it feels like violence against one’s own body. it’s not kind, or gentle, or forgiving. a girl’s loss of innocence turns her into an unrecognizable beast, haunted by the transformation of her body into something both despised and desired, something that does not fully belong to herself unless it is corrupted beyond repair
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NOTHING! DUDE LITERALLY NOTHING! I bought them in CASE I needed them. -Ness
ALWAYS BE PREPARED IG?
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fffrost · 5 months
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Sometimes I get noise cravings. I want to listen to someone pushing around a large jade vase on the floor right now. I think the deep smooth grating of a rich stone against another would soothe me right now.
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sdd-mod · 5 months
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going to sleep. holds up @notrenderedhal my son. my triangular son. spare an ask for my son? hes starving
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thatonechaoticpixie · 5 months
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Mother Mother
Wrapped in Butter
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casekt · 5 months
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You know how straight people fetishize gay people, I'm turning it around because I'm attracted to men and women, wow your hetero relationship is really hot, just like the porn genre, a best of both worlds thing for my entertainment. What do you mean don't exist to be gawked at? You're obviously only engaging in heterosexuality to gain the attention of people attracted to multiple genders.
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