have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad
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Warning (THIS HAS GORE)
fuck me for making this shit.
This quote is not from me (I found it on google:3). This is Sora Hasegawa (So you know I am not the owner of this Oc!!)
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WAIT- WAIT- WAIT- WAIT- WAIT- MARTIN T. SHERMAN ALSO VOICED PAC-MAN AT SOME POINT??? IT LITERALLY FITS HIM. WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THIS???
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Damn I was trying to track down where else a patient's medicatjon got filled and the insurance robot hung up on me
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Is it weird that I hc that when Sage (the character obvi) gets like really mad, she gets little fangs? Like she’s goin a little feral? Would Cit.Vaporeon be into that?
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I'm not sure...
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why'd my projector and tv turn on by themselves at the same time 🫥
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What happens if you use it in a bathtub filled with Diet Coke?
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Ok, I played Inscryption, I beat Leshy with basically one card (one of my past lives, 7/7 with flying and hiding in water, played for free). I thought it was game over - what the fuck? Now I'm in 16-bit Pokemon/Mario/Wario-like world? XD WHAT THE FUCK? XD (Ok, this game surprised me for many ways)
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