#which NEVER happens

[pastafossa]

*chuckles* I'm in danger

#in other news rsv has now struck 3 of 4 of us and somehow i am the last one standing #which NEVER happens #now i'm left to hold really still and hope it doesn't see me

[firstscn]

guess who has c/ovid

#it's like a bad cold tbh but it's annoying #this is the first time in years i decided i was too sick to go to work #which never happens #but i use my voice all day long and i could barely speak so #;;we'll ship the ashes to heathrow ( ooc )

[knights-of-the-glittery-table]

Freshly Picked Parakeet! 🍑✨

#gashapon #gachapon #It was a random pull who you'd get sent and I got the one I liked the most! #which never happens #I have atrocious mystery item luck

[getawaycar-motelbar]

Cruel summer live is cool and all BUT WHAT ABOUT LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO LIVE?! WHAT ABOUT HER.

#I actually prefer the live version #which never happens #BUT OH MY GOD #THE FUCKING GUITARS?!? #God I remember the first time hearing it #the studio version seems so empty without them #taylor swift #swiftie #taylor nation #reputation #JUSTICE FOR LWYMMD LIVE

[knifedog]

Absolutely horrifying

Sally woke me up at like 3am eating something bside me head.... I have no idea what it could've been she swallowed it before I could take it..

#at best it was a bit of food i dropped? #which never happens #at worst she ate a bug.....

[blossom--of--snow]

“You Made Me Kill You,” featuring only one pic that’s actually relevant to the plot

#sorry creepy Peggy #only one pic for you #also Deanne and Jennifer got to talk #which never happens #hart to hart

[oscar-piastri]

I am 👁️👄👁️

Why’s he looking so fckng big compared to everyone else?!

that’s because he is bigger than everyone else 😭😭

Now thomas is like perfect height (also fun fact he’s born july 23 which is like my parents wedding anniversary. Im born july 30 which is like his wedding anniversary. crazy no?)

But then goes charles absolutely destroying the charts

#but it’s okay bc thomas makes up for it by being the greenest green flag ive ever seen #i have never met the man but i trust him with my entire life #which never happens #cassy’s answers #micallum

[dumbassacademia]

spending time with your family really is a constant battle between “you know me better than anyone else maybe ever could, I trust you with every important aspect of my life and the joy that time with you brings me is unparalleled” and “I am seething with rage, you do not understand a single thing about me and I don’t want you to, you are the meanest person I have ever met and if I’m not preemptively mean it will be bad for me and That is why I’m being such a bitch right now it’s all your fault”

#on the bright side #I’ve been in the car with my family for About 12 hours #and this is the closest I’ve gotten to a meltdown all day #and I didn’t even cry cry #just teared up a little #anyway being the youngest sibling is just constantly assuming that everyone else is specifically trying to hurt you I think #which is weird #but ALSO we made it through the whole first day of a road trip with basically no fights #which never happens #not academia

[charonte-simi]

Man I can't wait to move cause it means I'm getting *at least* one extra hour of sleep cause of the time zone change

I've been so fucking tired lately 😴

#i almost fell back asleep after shutting of my alarm this morning #which NEVER happens #and i dont have backups cause i always get up the first time #simi speaks

[lukabby]

What do you mean I have work why can't I stay home curled up by the window watching skam

#Literally all I wanna do Im so tired #Hung out with one of my friends yesterday and she got worried because I looked dead tired #Which NEVER happens #Anyways oversharing time over

[wetslug]

i think the best example of my flavor of autism is the times when ive gone grocery shopping and gotten back so tired i accidentally fall asleep and all my perishables go bad bc theyre still on my floor

#im schrodingers high functioning. like im high functioning as long Everything Is Working Perfectly #which never happens

[grishaxverse]

why is the desi tag just criticism for bridgerton season 2? bruh we have gotten good representation in the mainstream media. just look at the positives

#not to mention that we have two leads who are dark skinned #which never happens #bridgerton gave me more representation than meenakshi sundareshwar #bridgerton season 2 #kate sharma #kathani sharma #edwina charithra chandran #edwina sharma #simone ashley

[gear-station-official]

Gear Station Update

The singles and multi lines are now once again in service! Apologies for the delay.

#gear station updates #depot agent el #gonna be honest boss ingo still looks Bad #like he showed up late #which never happens #but yknow what i just work here

[bobfloydsbabe]

gave myself a prompt for kennedy and rooster because i can and i wanted to write for them

#helena rants #if you want you can send some for them too #i'm in a writing mood #which never happens

[jcinthehizzy]

Anxiety Lies to Me #36549:

I was nervous to ask a woman out because I wasn’t sure if she dated women

I asked her for her number in a bar and she said yes and gave it to me

Despite this, I question if she intends for our date to be platonic or romantic

I saw her play rugby for the men’s team

#help lol #my brain lies to me #i am slightly attracted to her #which NEVER happens #so wish me luck!

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #kinda ? #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #vaggie #my art #and we will never know what else happened on that fake date #except that Vox is still alive after it which is a miracle #also yes I do have the full color HD version of the photo #still haven't decided if I'm gonna do something with that #it's just my desktop background for now #fun fact their poses in the photo was greatly inspired by the “cock shame”/“pussy facing the world” meme