#not academia

[dumbassacademia]

Sometimes I do love answering phones at work bc a fairly common occurrence is like

Me: thank you for calling (law office) how may I help you today

Them: I wanna schedule a consultation for a divorce

Me: okay what’s your name

Them: (name)

Me: okay and who is this versus

Them, in the most disdainful voice possible: ummmmm…my wife?

Me:…

Them:…

Me: What is your wife’s name?

Them: Oh

#not academia #work stuff #idk there’s just something I find very funny about people thinking I’m fucking stupid #I don’t always word it like that mostly because I do get this response a fair amount #like I’ll just say what’s your spouses name or whatever #but since we do custody stuff etc as well who is this versus is usually the best way to word it #so sometimes I just say that #but like idk there’s something about like #you’ll ask me a million questions I literally cannot answer bc I am Not Qualified To Give Legal Advice #and won’t understand that what you’re asking me is a legal advice question #but you think I don’t know that the person you’re divorcing is your spouse #idk it makes me either laugh or get all pissy #and I’d much rather just laugh

[kneel4percy]

i am one (1) “be a good dumb slut for me” away from dropping out of school and vowing to melt my brain outta my cunt

#i was meant for a life of leisure #not academia

[colorfulbibliostack]

i'm not sure if you're a new homestuck reader (if not sorry ignore me) but if you have trouble with troll quirks the unofficial homestuck collection lets you read without them (also is better than the official website now with old flash animations). also would recommend let's read homestuck if listening is your thing.

oh the quirks and the leet speak and stuff are fine i just mix up who's who, im sure ill adjust eventually haha! (also ive just been ignoring the flash animations honestly) thank you though!

#homestuck #followers please ignore #not academia

[daily-spooky]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dank memes #dark academia #light academia #chaos academia #art #draw #drawing #artists on tumblr #grunge #soft grunge #goth #gothic #witchcore #witchblr #witch #dark humor #animals #bunny #bunnies #pale #alternative #words #quotes #books

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

#was rereading the hunger games series when this thought hit me like a truck #it beautiful #its haunting #its heartbreaking #its melancholic #quotes #dark academia #books and reading #books & libraries #books #young adult #ya books #young adult books #movies #coming of age #the hunger games #the divergent series #the maze runner #the fault in our stars #musings #midnight musings #thoughts #mine

[bebs-art-gallery]

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

#painting #art #dark art #dark academia #classic academia #goth #gothic #artblr #classical art #art gallery #academia aesthetic #aesthetic #vampire core #vampire #vampires #vampire aesthetic #vampirecore #vampcore #artist #illustration #illustrating #illustrations #artists

[ur-daily-inspiration]

#art #draw #drawing #dark academia #light academia #words #quotes #books #book quotes #books and libraries #aesthetic #funny #lol #haha #humor #memes #jokes

[becomingvecna]

— David Cronenberg, Consumed

#prose #literature #bookblr #goth #gothic #dark academia #writing #writeblr #quotes #writer #poem #poetry #classic academia #text poetry #hannibal #hannigram #spilled writing #spilled ink #spilled words #spilled poetry #spilled heart #quote #spilled poem #typography #spilled feelings #spilled thoughts #spilled truth #spilled emotions

[joytri]

#aesthetic #dark academia #coffee #art #books #academia #college #studyblr #light academia #literature #benedict smith #Poetry #Writing #Writersblr

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #dark academia #art #tattoo

[dumbassacademia]

Me: hey do you remember what my first word was?

Dad: No, sorry, but your mom might

Me: she doesn’t, that’s why I asked you

Dad: Oh. Well we might have a baby book for you, it’d be in there I bet

Me: mom made my baby book when I was ten, that’s when I asked her for the first time what my first word was

Dad: Oh

#I love my parents so fucking much y’all #in my poor mom’s defense I was not only the youngest but by a pretty considerable margin #so scrapbooking wasn’t really a hobby of hers by the time I was born #among other things #but by the time I was 7-12ish I guilted her into making me one anyway so it’s chill #not academia #dumbass behavior tho

[homosexualfairy]

#quotes #cottagecore #naturecore #thoughts #books #words #books and libraries #dark academia #light academia #facts #memes

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz from diagnosis,The glimmering room}

#anais nin #Web weaving #shame #words #quote #literature #typography #dark academia quotes #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #chaotic academia #academia #aesthetic #books #bookworm #books and libraries #poem #poetry #prose #lit #english literature #classic literature #writing #spilled thoughts #spilled ink #fall #dead poets society #book quotes #life

[daily-spooky]

#goth #gothic #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #dank memes #dark humor #art #draw #drawing #vintage #dark academia #animals #mental health

[stardustemotions]

One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.

#writing #chaotic aesthetic #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia #light academia #dark academia quotes #history #museums #studyblr #antiques

[jayvespertine]

— Trista Mateer ,“I Still Forget We’re Not Even Friends”

#literature #dark academia #poetry #quotes #poem #light academia #romance #romantic academia #love quotes