Night of the Norman
[alarm beeps]
♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
[SIREN WAILS]
♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome
back to our spoooooky Saturday night movie...
"Night of the Zombies."
-Errrrrggghhhhhh!
DEREK: Eh... Norman do we
have to watch this?
NORMAN: What's the matter, Derek?
Are you scared?
DEREK: No! It's just... ummm... my favourite show is on the other channel...
NORMAN: Hey!
-Tonight on "The
World of Spoons", a one-hour special on the
history of the teaspoon.-
DEREK: Ooo, teaspoons!
NORMAN: Errrggghhh!
DEREK: Aargh! Auntie Dilys!!!
NORMAN: [CHUCKLES] Now I can watch my scary movie all by myself! Hahah!
-Errrrggghhhh!-
[NORMAN WHIMPERS]
SAM: This should keep you nice and
warm this winter Bronwyn - and might stop you catching that nasty winter bug that's going around.
JAMES: AHHH-CHOO!!
BRONWYN: Too late for that, Sam. Poor old James has already caught it.
JAMES: AHHH-CHOOOOO!!
-... and now with the perfect
antidote to the grey weather it's One Way Street with Shake
up my Summer go-go!-
PENNY: - Oh - I love One Way Street,
this song is sooo catchy!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
BRONWYN: It IS catchy!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
PENNY: Come on Sam, join in!
SAM: Errr... this is not really my
music to be honest.
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
JAMES: AHH-CHOO!
-Euuurrrgghhh...
Night falls...
and that's when the
Zombies come out...
Euuuuuurrrgghhhhhh...-
NORMAN: Pah! That's not scary...
DILYS: NORMAN PRICE!
NORMAN: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
DILYS: What's the matter with you?
NORMAN:Umm... Nothing! I was... ummm... just watching "The World of
Spoons teaspoon special"!
-What a charming
little spoon that is!-
DILYS: I need you to go
and pick up dinner from the Wholefish Cafe.
NORMAN: G-go out there?
But -- erm...
I'm sick!
[FAKE COUGH]
I've... I've got
a winter bug!
[COUGH COUGH!]
DILYS: The only thing you've got,
Norman Price, is a bad case of lazylump-itis!
Now off you GO!
[HUMMING 'Summer Go Go']
ELVIS: Hi Sam, hi Penny! Guess what?
We're having a
"Night Duty Dance-a-thon!"
[CHUCKLES]
SAM: Sounds great, Elvis!
What are you dancing to?
♪ When the
sun is nice n hot ♪
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
SAM: Oh... It's going to
be a long night...
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
NORMAN: Bah! You don't
scare me thunder!
Just like that
silly zombie movie!
[RUMBLE]
NORMAN: Wargh!
[panting] Oh James! Phew!
For once it's good to see you!
JAMES: [raspy] Errggh!
Hi Norrrrmaaannn...
NORMAN: Oh no! You've
turned into a z-zombie?!
A Pontypandy zombie!
A Pondie!
Stay away from me Pondie!!
JAMES: But Norrrrmaaaaannn...
NORMAN: ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
SARAH: What's the matter
with Norman?
Hasn't he seen someone
with a winter bug before?
NORMAN: The Pondies are coming!!!
The Pondies are
comiiiiiinnnngggggg!!!
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[WIND HOWLS]
SAM: Brr! Must be the
coldest night of winter.
I can't wait for summer...
♪ When the sun is nice n hot
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
STATION OFFICER STEELE: Great tangled hoses!
What's going on here?
SAM: I'm sorry sir, the crew
were just having a little sing-a-long...
STATION OFFICER STEELE: Well why didn't someone tell me? This song is my favourite!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
STATION OFFICER STEELE: Catchy isn't it?! [CHUCKLES]
NORMAN: HELP!
Save me from the Pondies!!
JOE: Norman? You best
stay away from here.
Hannah's been infected!
NORMAN: Hannah too? Nooooooo!
HANNAH: Awww Dad,
can't I have a visitor?
I've been cooped up all day!
JOE: Eh! Not a good idea, love.
You could give your
bug to Norman.
[DOOR CREAKS]
HANNAH: Norrrrmaaaaan...
NORMAN: ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH -- PONDIE!!
HANNAH: Come baaaack!
-Oh no! The Zombies
are getting closer!
Euuuuuurrrggghhhhhhhhhhh...-
MIKE: [SNORE]
..Power drill...
[POUNDING ON THE DOOR]
MANDY: AH!
NORMAN: Mandy! Lemme in!
LEMME IIINNNNN!
MANDY: [sigh]
What do you want Norman?
I'm trying to watch a
scary zombie movie.
NORMAN: I'll tell you what's
really scary Mandy!
James and Hannah have turned
into Pontypandy zombies... -They're pondies!!
MANDY: [CHUCKLES] Oh come on
Norman, everybody knows that zombies aren't real... are they?
[LOUD THUNDER CLAP]
MANDY: Quick Norman - inside!
NORMAN: PONDIES!!
MANDY: PONDIES!!
NORMAN: Barricade the doors
and windows!
[SNORING]
MANDY: Quick! Hide upstairs!
NORMAN: Oh! Phew! We're safe!
[PUFFING AND WHEEZING]
[MANDY COUGHS]
NORMAN: Mandy! [GASP] You're a Pondie!
MANDY: No I'm not Norman, I just
think I'm getting sick...
NORMAN: That's the first sign
of being a Pondie!!
[DOOR KNOB FALLS]
NORMAN: Uh!
MANDY: Normaaaan! [COUGHS]
NORMAN: Arrrggghhhhhhhhh!!
What'll I do? What'll I do?
I'll call Fireman Sam...
Oh no! Where's the phone!?
Aw! We buried it.
[THUNDER CLAP]
NORMAN: Wargh!
I'm not going out there! Errrr...
I'll need to signal
for help! Um...
Oooh! A flare! Ah. Perfect!
[CLANG! BOOM!]
NORMAN: Oh no!!
MIKE: Oh no! I just had a
terrible dream that Norman Price threw a flare
into the laundry basket and set fire to my house!
It wasn't a dream was it?
[ALARM BEEPS]
COMPUTER: Norman Price
has set off a flare and caused a fire in the
Flood's House.
STATION OFFICER STEELE: Norman Price has set off a flare and caused a fire in the Flood's House?!
[ALARM BELL RINGS]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS STOP]
SAM: Elvis and Ellie - you fight
the fire from outside.
Penny and I will
rescue anyone inside.
ELVIS: Right Sam!
SAM: Ah! The door's blocked!
Stand back!
NORMAN: Pondie!!!
SAM: Calm down Norman,
it's just me!
MANDY: HELP!!
SAM: That sounds like Mandy!
You take Norman and
Mike out Penny!
I'm going up!
[FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLASTING]
MANDY: Help!! It's getting
smoky in here!
SAM: Keep low Mandy and
stay back from the door.
I'm coming in!
You're safe now Mandy...
HELEN: Oh dear - what's going on?
MANDY: Norman almost burnt
our house down!
And - [COUGH] -
I think I'm sick!
HELEN: You must have
caught the winter bug -James and Hannah
have got it too.
MANDY: So they weren't Pondies
Norman, everyone is just sick!
NORMAN: I knew that...
SAM: Flares are very
dangerous things Norman and should never be
fired inside a house.
NORMAN: I'm sorry Sam, I think that
scary movie might have been a bit TOO scary.
PENNY: I know what'll make you
forget all about it Norman!
A good sing-a-long?
SAM: Oh no...
♪ When the sun
is nice n hot... ♪
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
NORMAN: Awww, that song is more
horrible than a Pondie bug!
SAM: You know Norman, for once
I actually agree with you.
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
Shake up my Summer go-go! ♪
♪♪
3 notes
·
View notes