18Nov22
‘That’s a Wrap’ Edition
Two long years of romance contrived
Has wrapped, leaving no one surprised;
They’ve split ways, H and O,
That’s the way that stunts go—
Alexa, play “I Will Survive.”
Jobless Paps Edition
Since first papped at Jeffrey’s stunt wedding,
We’ve all known just where this was heading:
The contract’s expired,
Pink beanie’s retired—
Congrats, H, on parasite shedding!
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