#worst campaign in years

[bambimeadows]

They’re out of their teeny tiny little minds if they think I’m accepting mw3 as cannon btw 🙆🏽‍♀️ *slight spoiler in tag*

#cod mw3 #call of duty modern warfare #mw3 #yeah no #worst campaign in years #completely needless #also even other than *that* #the plot holes #the nonsense #the forcing me to play some warzone game mode in a campaign #the fact they don’t even try to hide that everything they do is just one giant ad for warzone #ugh. #they couldn’t figure out how to make an interesting impactful storyline so did *that* thinking they ate #AND no cameo from my beloved Alejandro and Rudy? #ew fuck off #and now what? #we wait another 3 or so years to watch them hunt makarov for a whole campaign and kill him at the end #are they not tired? #I paid an extra £10 to pay the campaign early for that? give it back please?

[dungeonsandblorbos]

whenever we're playing Curse of Strahd and the DM (my husband) decides it's time to introduce a NPC who is either morally dubious or straight up obviously evil but describes and voices them in such a way that they're clearly super charismatic and/or hot:

#curse of strahd #curse of strahd homebrew #curse of strahd memes #strahd von zarovich #the man himself #is of course the worst offender #but unfortunately our party also seems to be a couple of monsterfuckers #because shalden (half-orc paladin) was also very charmed by the adventurer-targeting revenant serial killer known as #leather sole jack #and cerris (human tempest cleric) would have had a very different reaction to #daddy eldritch #telling him to #be a good boy and open wide #if daddy eldritch hadn't've been trying to kill and taxidermy him at the same time #this one has also been in my drafts since march of last year #figure i might as well post a bunch of old CoS meme content though since we might finally be able to start this campaign up again soon!

[lunarrolls]

this is so random but i was doing a genasi/titan wiki research session (for obvious reasons) and i saw that they had two sections on the genasi page that stood out to me. one was for the kryn dynasty, and one was for the cerberus assembly. i didn’t watch cr2 nor calamity, and i also don’t own egtw, which seems to be where most of this comes from, so if anyone knows more details about this pplleeeeaaase let me know i need to go insane about it, but. anyways. both are wild to me for different reasons,

basically the kryn have almost no genasi if any and so kryn scouts are under orders to bring any genasi they find home so that the dynasty can gain information about them. the cerberus assembly are noted to be obsessed with genasi and pressure any genasi they find in the empire to join the ranks of the assembly under pain of exile or even death (all of this is according to the wiki)

so. first off. can you imagine being the fucking kryn scout that carts in Ashton Fucking Greymoore. not only a genasi but. known beacon brain. constantly noted by pretty much everyone with magic to be weird as fuck and full of endless potential. maybe infused with a fragment of your god’s essence. That Fucking Guy

second off. can you imagine being the fucking cerberus assembly soldier or whatever that carts in Ashton Fucking Greymoore, especially now, when the fucking assembly is staring at ludinus’ moon laser and going what the shit is that. you bring in this fucking punk who’s very dead set on murdering that blond elf. and somehow that bitch didn’t notice what he had on his tail. so i guess it’s your turn to figure it the fuck out! good luck bitch!

#cr #cr3 #cr spoilers #ashton greymoore #roll insight #critical role #maintagging just because i REALLY want to know if anyone has info on what exactly the genasi thing is w the assembly #apparently ashton was dropped in the wrong campaign #pop them back eight years and governments want them fish fear them #i need to play with this fucker like a doll for an undetermined amount of time so i can uncover all his SECRETS #none of this in the post is even to mention the primordial shit. that is so funny. #sensors indicate this is Not A Normal Genasi. this is possibly the worst one to use as a baseline

[hamartia-grander]

Hi did anyone else know your Tav can speak in this cutscene if you don't have your party members with you did you know that did you all know that and you kept it a secret from me personally did you really not tell me that you can hear your Tav speak in this cutscene and I was just supposed to accidentally figure that out. did you know.

#I lost my mind I almost accidentally skipped it too #Bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #*sobbing noises* THAT'S MY GIRLLLL #Her name is Myrréna she's my favourite I made her for a D&D campaign almost two years ago I love her to death #Screaming crying sobbing over hearing her speak in a cutscene #WHAT WERE THEY THINKING HAVING PLAYER DIALOGUES BE SILENT. WORST DECISION EVER.

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

girl math is not whatever tiktok thinks it is girl math is me getting a 100% on my quantum physics assignment because i know what the fuck i’m doing

#girl math girl dinner i’m just a girl LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP. #‘‘what’s the girl version of the roman empire’’ THE ROMAN EMPIRE. #GIRL IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH EASY. GIRL IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH STUPID. GIRL IS NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH SIMPLE. #congratulations tiktok you’ve sent the feminism movement back 70 years are you proud of yourself #AND THE WORST PART IS. MOST OF THE PEOPLE DOING THIS SHIT THINK THEYRE PROGRESSIVE #it’s not a silly little joke. where do you think it comes from in the first place. use your critical thinking skills that i know you have. #literally fuck this. social media has become a cesspool #like every tiktok trend has some insidious origin whether intentional or not. every comment section is filled with the most rancid shit ever #the only platform not as horrible is here but even THEN there is so much rampant bigotry if you step slightly outside of your curated bubble #i can only hope to hope that most of the rancidness is fake. that they’re just trolls or bots or smear campaigns. #and i can only hope that people in these tiktok trends just simply don’t know any better and are willing to learn. #mari is irrelevant

[ithinkthiswasabadidea]

my biggest dnd sin is that I've been learning about/watching dnd being played for almost four years, and playing it for two years, and I've still never learnt how the Warlock class works

idk what it is but that's just how little it interests me as a class 😭

I think I read through the class features once when I got the players handbook. spell slots and scaling are whack. eldritch blast. invocations? don't know how they function. eldritch blast again.

#this is your open invitation to tell me about how cool warlocks actually are #dnd #dnd warlock #d&d #d&d warlock #the worst part. and i sort of hate myself for this. is one of the characters in the two year long campaign i play in. is a warlock #and i still havent been bothered to figure out how they work 😭

[yngai]

sad to report i've gotten to that scene in succession & thus have to induct it into the larger ada wong cinematic canon

#* file // : OOC — ( 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐄 . ) #this scene specifically not succession as a whole though i am always a fan of portraying the inherit pathetic-ness of the rich & powerful #making ada a mother is my worst & most inspired decision (nobody does it like me) #kind of plagues me how good of a plotline it really is #burdening her with the guilt of project ada without implying her fault or participation #(since her campaign is spent as you the player and her figure out answers none of the other characters are given) #(the reason she was down this path is because she was investigating the family in the first cutscene of her campaign) #(as her own words say after wesker's death her focus moved onto simmons as he was the next obstacle towards her true purpose) #it allows ada to evolve as a character past her selfishness & need for self-sufficiency/autonomy #& it does tie a nice knot between her last appearance in 6 & my verse for her role during village #something that feels like a personal ending for ada & yet her story goes on as the world isn't done with her quite yet #where she goes after village i haven't yet decided but i do think the BSAA is no longer an obstacle to consider in her movements #in the eight years of her exile the family itself loses its grip on the US government due to internal investigations into simmons' conduct #while he was replaced i assume the new leader is a bit too young & malleable to external forces beyond the family's interest #& the resulting power struggle is another nail in their coffin #she has some freedom #& seeing the desperation in herself through ethan & miranda to reunite with their children does make her consider what to do with it #she's past the halfway point of her life with someone to care for & the decision to settle is less daunting twice over #we'll see - i suppose

[scales-of-stardust]

Anyways

Lone Trick my beloved Rogue Tabaxi! Finally got to brush her sheet off after 6 years! She is horrible @ anything that is not sleight of hand or Acrobatics to a point where it’s funny

#Fr she has never had an actual campaign #queen of one shot or random encounter #Also the worst decision maker ever #would accept bribery so fast #Also years ago I got two nat 20 in a row on seduction #my all time favourite dnd memory fr

[puppetlooselystrung]

i cant evem go home until Saturday and its the worst thing in the world trying to scrape by and try to force yourself (and failing) to do everything you have to do like id rather just give up go home now tell my family i failed a class and have gotten a c in another class band will probably end up failing more classes and then haven them passively berate me and deal with the classic youre wasting potential and youve become wasted potential spiel ive heard since likw 8th grade and then take myself to the back of the shed on my own volition and be done with everything.

#univeristy has probably been the best yet worst decision for me in my liiiiiiiiiiiiife i want to kmsssssssss #its bad enough ive gotten so stressed lately ive had bouts of what i was told sounds like mania bc ive had two episodes of being like #im untouchable! im a god! you cant touch me nothing can! i have no consequences to my actions! i can do whatever i want! #and then not only get embarrassed the next day for how i was being the night before during this but them also curse myself #causw now PRESSNT me has ro deak with the consequences of PAST me and i want to kill her soooo dead right now #i have so many things to live for i know like yeah i too would like to continue viennas campaign but also like #the idea of having to face my parents is making mw want to kill myself as much as i wanted to the day i got news i failed a class #suddenly my plan of not making it past new years is making sense again 🫶 i was an idiot for thinking i could do away with it

[someonefantastic]

thanks I hate it

#officially the worst update they’ve had in quite some time #glad to know we’re still campaigning for hellsite of the year #tumblr

[soft-futch]

Me: this blog seems cool!

Scrolling further down: “your identity is a slur (derogatory)”

Me: Ahh nevermind

#they all are! they! all! are! #god damn kids these days either weren’t alive or weren’t paying attention when gay was the worst thing you could call someone #in 2010! #for like twenty fucking years at least #we had whole campaigns to get people to stop calling things gay #but you’re right queer is the only identity that should be deemed a slur huh? #the most inclusive one #the one we pushed so hard to make our own and the one that allowed everyone a space to have community #fuck that #you don’t like being called queer then don’t call yourself queer #but my identity is not a fucking slur anymore than yours is #Scarlett vents

[spelviin]

just realized that i've had not one but two dnd moments that i'd envisioned in my head as Big and Dramatic thwarted (read: vastly improved) by the fact that the characters i was playing just happened to have really silly voices at the moment of Drama

it's just like

#like there was the recent reveal #where my half-elf cleric realized at the Worst Possible Moment that he was actually a hexblood #and that his life had been a lie and his dead dad had lied to him and this explains the wild magic surges et cetera et cetera #except right before the reveal he ended up with a centipede tongue due to said wild magic surge #and well speaking like u got a centipede tongue renders anything you say a bit goofy so that was a wash #but then i realized in our PREVIOUS campaign #when my sorceress finally reunited with her crush after months/possibly years in the astral plane and literal hell #she had been polymorphed into a tiny otter #and trying to do a squeaky otter voice yielded similar results #i'm not at all complaining bc both moments ended up WAY more fun comedic than they would have been dramatic #i'm just baffled that it's happened twice lmao #og

[makowo]

it's time. for seedy businessman aarakocra

#makotalk #he's a rogue of the phantom archetype and im. sooo excited #i would play my pre-made rogue phantom (kiyro) but like. baby fox that just had the worst day/50 years of its life #is not fitting in a campaign abt running a tavern

[thedeadthree]

🖤

#IM ABOUT TO CRY I HAVE A DND CHARACTER I MISSED PLAYING TTRPGS AHHH #im so excited to yell about her i love her a normal amount #my disaster necromancer my beloved 🖤😌 #WHO HAS THE WORST SENSE OF DIRECTION IN HISTORY #she would be banned from steering wheel privileges in a road trip setting sjzhhxhx #she has no name YET or a fc (finding one that matches her is WICKED tough ajxhxhh) but! the minute i do! will be making LOADS for her ✨😌 #i haven’t done a campaign in? years? 4 I think? i still remember the vibes she had.. the old oc! #BUT ALSOO realizing that m*atthew m*r dock is in the new m*u show makes me miss bellona WICKEDLY so ! she’s on the brain!’ #disaster dead girls! that’s the theme this fine week! #SPEAKING OF WHICH maybe i can get a few irls to do a curse of strahd campaign bc i want to do one SO BAD ✨🤧 #leg.txt #*personal

[wickedghxst]

my ability to play a game i don’t even particularly like that much for 12 hours straight is truly remarkable.

#kept telling myself i’d find a good stopping point & then quit. i never did find that stopping point. not until i cleared the whole map 😭 #“it’s one town vi. how long could it take to clear?’’ Six. Hours. Apparently. and the worst part is i’m not even having that much fun either #like literally it kinda sucks that i Think i had more fun in rise than in this. & that’s saying a lot bc i hate that game. #man that marketing campaign really did this game A Lot of favors. bc it’s nowhere Near as cool as it looked in the promo stuff. #the intro was pretty cool but everything after that has been a major slog. AND I DONT EVEN GET TO KEEP THE PONCHO. bastardos. #kinda starting to realize why i avoided this game for 6 whole years. but i’ve played too much now to refund it. whatever. #literally all the exact same problems with rise. just makes me wanna play the first game instead. #at least rise had the decency to have cool tombs. this one doesn’t even have that going for it -_- #but even that game i couldn’t refund either bc i left it running for a whole day instead of actually playing it. sigh.

[stupid-dyke]

I finally got to DM for the first time today! I actually had a pretty accurate idea going in of what my weaknesses would be (pacing, keeping track of monster HP, how often to ask for ability checks and when to just decide what happens, not accidentally spoiling impending events, paying attention to 5 people at once without missing a lot of what they say, ok now I've written it out this is a lot of things). I can see how this will get easier with practice, reading the rulebook more, etc. But overall it was a lot of fun!! It's pretty exhausting tho. But you know, high effort, high payoff. Being able to play a game where I get the most turns, for 4 hours. I would like to do that every week forever, please.

#I think my players had fun I'm sure I was the worst DM at the club meeting but everyone's gotta start somewhere #I kept just. Telling people to roll dice. For everything. Sorry. Thank god there were no new players. #No one died my battle strategy was terrible #I could never have imagined doing something like this two years ago. The amount of energy needed mentally and socially?? wow. #I love you ritalin thank you ritalin for my life <3 #I was worried it would be too stressful and not fun for me but that's not the case. Which means next semester I can run my own campaign >:) #jo plays dee and dee #at one point I said 'the castle is collapsing what will you do?' and a player said 'we're leaving' #and I thought he meant I'd taken too long and the players were giving up on the game entirely. he just meant the characters were #leaving the castle. obviously. But my heart was shattered for 3 whole seconds