Tumgik
#worstnrtcharapoll
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
ROUND ONE
JIRAIYA vs SENJU TSUNADE
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Jiraiya
ignored Naruto, even after becoming his mentor, unless Naruto shapeshifted into a naked woman
fantasize about, write, and publish stories based off of spying on naked women and girls
analyzes boobs in public
set an example of being a sleazy pervert to a kid who’s very attached to him
became a regular customer of a brothel when he was supposed to be teaching his godson
be a selfish, mean person in general
reminds two submitters of their uncle
had a CHILD proofread his porn novels
let Naruto be abused by the village for years
probably has lice
would make deez nutz jokes constantly
incel
horrible friend
irredeemable waste of cool character design
gives a submitter the heebie-jeebies, and synonyms
made ‘weird’ comments about Konan while under his care
could have been honest with Naruto about knowing his parents
was friends with Orochimaru and didn’t care about his murderous tendencies
deadbeat godfather
coerced a child into turning into a naked woman
stole his (young orphan) pupils money
blew off naruto and made him learn on his own, didn’t teach him anything
perverted, sex offender, and harasses women
deathly ugly
not funny in any way despite supposedly being a comedic relief
Tsunade
beating Jiraiya's ass but didn't finish the job
124 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
ROUND TWO
OROCHIMARU vs KABUTO
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Orochimaru
experimented on children
is a creep
got off scot free with no redemption arc
stole dead bodies
Kabuto
evil little shit without charisma
is an Orochimaru copy cat
Sage mode is super fugly
has glasses
no seriously he could biohack himself into next Tuesday but couldn’t fix his eyesight
uses his orphan backstory as a reason for being evil but other orphans didn’t do all that
bully
not hot
just sucks
annoying hypocrite
should have stayed stuck in the izanami
105 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
ROUND TWO
ITACHI UCHIHA vs MASASHI KISHIMOTO
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Itachi
bootlicker
gaslighter
manipulative
sad boy martyr complex
sucked Konoha’s balls
nonsensical on a narrative level
fan base overlooks his issues because he’s hot
people ship him with Deidara
bad vibes
bad brother
Kishimoto
you know why
129 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media
There we have it folks…. Congratulations to Kishimoto for being so bad he beat out all his most dreaded characters.
88 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
ROUND THREE
UCHIHA ITACHI vs KAGUYA
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Itachi
intentionally traumatized Sasuke (put him in a genjutsu multiple times to watch the murder of his entire clan, family, and parents over and over again for days straight)
no remorse years after about the Uchiha genocide even as an adult
planned to mind control Sasuke
repeatedly tortured Sasuke in a variety of ways
fanbase glorifies his decisions
a 14 year old deciding a genocide and traumatizing his little sibling for practically no reason is NOT a genius moment
his fandom's "young age" excuse only goes so far, since he never changes his mind or altered his plan
bootlicker, gaslighter, manipuative, liar, unreliable
sad boy martyr complex
sucked Konoha’s balls
nonsensical on a narrative level
fan base overlooks his issues because he’s hot
people ship him with Deidara
bad brother, bad vibes
Kaguya
ruined the Naruto ending
came out of nowhere
stole Madara and Obito's position as perfectly fine final villains
just really boring
65 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
Precisely why he was discarded from submissions LOL undeniably the WORST Naruto character BOOOOOOOO!
65 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
ROUND TWO
TOBIRAMA SENJU vs SHIKAMARU NARA
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Tobirama
eugenicist
racist
excused because people think he’s sexy
perpetuated the myth of the curse of hatred
codefied oppression and subjugation of the Uchiha into law
one of the main proponents to why Madara was shunned
destroyed his brothers dreams
created the ANBU black ops
didn’t mind making children into soldiers
keep seeing his dick and balls
Shikamaru
sexist/misogynist
lazy
have enough men like him IRL
68 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
FINALS
JIRAIYA vs SARUTOBI HIRUZEN
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission listed under the cut
Jiraiya
ignored Naruto, even after becoming his mentor, unless Naruto shapeshifted into a naked woman
fantasize about, write, and publish stories based off of spying on naked women and girls
analyzes boobs in public
set an example of being a sleazy pervert to a kid who’s very attached to him
became a regular customer of a brothel when he was supposed to be teaching his godson
be a selfish, mean person in general
reminds two submitters of their uncle
had a CHILD proofread his porn novels
let Naruto be abused by the village for years
probably has lice
would make deez nutz jokes constantly
incel
horrible friend
irredeemable waste of cool character design
gives a submitter the heebie-jeebies, and synonyms
made ‘weird’ comments about Konan while under his care
could have been honest with Naruto about knowing his parents
was friends with Orochimaru and didn’t care about his murderous tendencies
deadbeat godfather
coerced a child into turning into a naked woman
stole his (young orphan) pupils money
blew off naruto and made him learn on his own, didn’t teach him anything
perverted, sex offender, and harasses women
deathly ugly
not funny in any way despite supposedly being a comedic relief
Hiruzen
handled the Uchiha situation with no proper thinking
ugly
did not care for Naruto (orphan) despite promising he would
did not care for Sasuke (orphan)
did not care for Kakashi (orphan)
treated orphans terribly
untalented, shitty, whiny, lazy, useless Hokage
could’ve told Naruto who his parents were
linked to a lot of shitty situations
made children into soldiers
fed children into the same system which killed many of their parents
covered up the Uchiha genocide
is bald
equivalent of the president
forced Kakashi to do missions and lead a squad while he was obviously suffering from PTSD
didn’t stop Orochimaru from doing lethal experiments on children
didn’t stop Orochimaru from messing with corpses
nasty old pervert
ignored systemic racism
allowed his bestie (Danzo) to kidnap and torture children
child abuse and neglect
war criminal
allowed Danzo to do whatever he wanted
78 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
ROUND THREE
KOHARU/HOMURA vs SARUTOBI HIRUZEN
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Koharu/Homura
they are the old bastards from the council
Danzou supporters
even Tsunade and Kakashi wanted to kick their asses
useless and annoying characters
responsible for the leaf village’s terrible politics
committed various atrocities
Hiruzen
handled the Uchiha situation with no proper thinking
ugly
did not care for Naruto (orphan) despite promising he would
did not care for Sasuke (orphan)
did not care for Kakashi (orphan)
treated orphans terribly
untalented, shitty, whiny, lazy, useless Hokage
could’ve told Naruto who his parents were
linked to a lot of shitty situations
made children into soldiers
fed children into the same system which killed many of their parents
covered up the Uchiha genocide
is bald
equivalent of the president
forced Kakashi to do missions and lead a squad while he was obviously suffering from PTSD
didn’t stop Orochimaru from doing lethal experiments on children
didn’t stop Orochimaru from messing with corpses
nasty old pervert
ignored systemic racism
allowed his bestie (Danzo) to kidnap and torture children
child abuse and neglect
war criminal
allowed Danzo to do whatever he wanted
89 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
ROUND ONE
SARUTOBI KONOHAMARU vs MAITO GAI
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Konohamaru
unbearable
brat
used that sarutobi name hard and got every privilege that came along with it
ended up being irrelevant in the end
sucks
his scarf sucks
he's a Sarutobi
fun to hate
Gai
annoying
57 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
First round will start tomorrow at 12PM EST
Match-ups listed under the cut
LEFT SIDE
ITACHI vs SAKUMO
EBISU vs NEJI
SAKURA vs SASORI
KAGUYA vs SAGE OF SIX PATHS
JIRAIYA vs TSUNADE
ZETSU vs OMOI
HINATA vs SHISUI
YAMATO vs SHIZUNE
MADARA vs RAIKAGE A
TENTEN vs SAMURAI
MINATO vs HASHIRAMA
GAARA vs FUGAKU
NARUTO vs NAGATO
KONOHAMARU vs GAI
BUTSUMA vs TAJIMA
DEIDARA vs SAMUI
RIGHT SIDE
SASUKE vs KOHARU/HOMURA
OROCHIMARU vs JUUGO
HIRUZEN vs GATOU
HIDAN vs INO
TOBIRAMA vs IZUNA
MIZUKI vs IZUMI
OBITO vs SHIKAMARU
RASA vs UDON
HIASHI vs KARUI
OONOKI vs IBIKI
KIBA vs M. SHIJIMI
KAKASHI vs YOJI
ASUMA vs YAHIKO
KARIN vs KAKUZU
KABUTO vs KILLER B
SUIGETSU vs GAMABUNTA
64 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 9 months
Text
ROUND ONE
HARUNO SAKURA vs SASORI
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Sakura
constantly dismisses and abuses Naruto
her only worry in life is her forehead and whether she will end up with Sasuke
ended her friendship with Ino, who saved her from bullies and gave her confidence, over a boy that doesn't like either of them
receives way too much credit for Chiyo's fight against Sasori
bullies others despite being bullied herself
stalker
selfish, shallow, hypocritical, spoiled, unlikable, creepy, ugly
obsessive over Sasuke
doesn’t contribute to the plot at all
punches Naruto all the time (for no reason)
boasts about being strong but constantly needs saving
cannot take no for an answer from Sasuke
not a good friend (particularly with Ino and Naruto)
female version of incel+nice guy
annoying and obsessive fanbase
pathetic in an unfunny way
had so much unused potential
Sasori
his puppets are ugly
bothersome
pretentious prick
49 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
ROUND TWO
HINATA HYUUGA vs DEIDARA
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Hinata
stalker
is a slave owner
obsessed with naruto
exists solely for fan service
contributes nothing to the plot
only acts using her instincts, making every situation worse
did not attempt to change the Hyuuga system
annoying
only character development is getting huge titties
did not care when her enslaved cousin died
a stand in so Kishimoto can no-homo Naruto and Sasuke
Deidara
annoying
boring fighting style
childish
kept coming back to life
not an interesting character
62 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
ROUND ONE
OBITO UCHIHA vs OROCHIMARU
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Obito
hypocritical spoiled brat
killed thousands over a girl who never liked him back
blames Kakashi for Rins suicide even though he saw first hand that it wasn’t his fault
selfish
annoying
toxic asshole
shipped with Deidara
Orochimaru
experimented on children
is a creep
got off scot free with no redemption arc
stole dead bodies
71 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
ROUND ONE
YAMATO/TENZOU vs MASASHI KISHIMOTO
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Yamato
boring
weird character design
overrated loser
wanted Sasuke dead
personality of a woodchip
stupid forehead protector
Kishimoto
you know why
74 notes · View notes
narutocharacterpolls · 10 months
Text
ROUND ONE
SASUKE UCHIHA vs KIBA INUZUKA
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Reasons for submission under the cut
Sasuke
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, ect love him greatly but it’s unclear as to why
doesn’t do anything to deserve love
treats everyone horribly
suppresses his gay feelings
has a bad haircut
angry, mean, asshole, bitch
does what he wants
black and white thinking fan base
unpleasant to watch
discards his comrades
changes his mind about having bonds last second
Kiba
hella dry
thought he could compete with Naruto
thinks he’s better/same amount of power as Naruto
wasted character
annoying
wanted to kill Sasuke
useless without his dog
58 notes · View notes