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Yandere Neighbor Wars: Less Than Safe
Tomura Shigaraki 🎮✋🏻 vs Dabi 🪡🔥
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🎮✋🏻🪡🔥You knew your neighborhood wasn’t the safest  🎮✋🏻🪡🔥If the hole-y walls and cheap rent weren’t enough to prove that  🎮✋🏻🪡🔥The raucous sounds of criminal activities would do the trick 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥And while this wasn’t the neighborhood to confront your neighbors for anything  🎮✋🏻🪡🔥You seemed to have an odd tendency for this to happen 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“Hey gorgeous you come here often?” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“I live here…obviously.” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“Doubt it. There’s no way a goody-two-shoes actually lives here.” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“Oh? Then it wasn’t this goody-two-shoes' wall you shot 4 stray bullets into?” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥You’re lackadaisical neighbor covered in tattoos, piercings, and stitches: Dabi  🎮✋🏻🪡🔥Who doesn’t care all that much for your safety until he puts two and two together 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥Suddenly he’s smoking a blunt on your shared block  🎮✋🏻🪡🔥Or outside your workplace 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“What’sa matter babe, I’m just here ta protect ya don’t mind me.” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥Your other neighbor isn’t so forward 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“Uhm I think they gave me, your package.” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“Ugh of course those morons would do that! I’m going to kill that—Whoa!” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“...Uh sir…hello?” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“....Yeah…” 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥After your meeting you find yourself plugging in more of these mysterious holes 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥And having to deliver more packages that are delivered to you 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥Even the ones that possibly contain human remains+ 🎮✋🏻🪡🔥“Yeah this is definitely going to keep happening so just let yourself in, it's easier to acclimatize you that way.”  🎮✋🏻🪡🔥Though it seems your neighbors already butt their heads quite a lot it gets even worse when they both seem keen on changing your situation:
“Where is this breeze even—Dabi!? What the heck, man!? What’d I say about breaking in through the window?” You dropped your coat and work uniform to dash across the little space to close the window, passing by the intruder who was much more interested in penning a new name onto his ankle. You didn’t wait for a response, continuing to talk as you did your usual perimeter check. 
“You’re practically making my place open season for all the weirdos with an open window like that!”
Dabi scoffed, “Babe, your open season because you’re you. I’m in fact holding down the fort.”
You shook your head putting your dropped things back in place. 
“Riiight. And it doesn’t have anything to do with eating my food?”
The man put a scarred hand to his chest feigning pain as his familiar smirk spread across his face. 
“Aww babe, you think so low of me?”
“I think low is an understatement. They think you’re dirt.” 
The blunt and gravelly voice of Tomura Shigaraki rang throughout the bedroom growing louder as he shuffled into the living room, a portable game in hand. You did a double take as you were sure you walked in there but you shrugged letting him make himself at home. After all, this was normal for you to be the host to your no doubt criminal neighbors.
“That’s awfully bold of you, packrat. (Y/n) loves me don’t you babe?”
“Don’t call them that and don’t let everyone know how delusional you really are. (Y/n) attracts enough creeps already.”
“Well King Incel,” “I’m not a–” “Yes you are, and I’m the least of their problems. In fact, I’ll be their precious hero, ain’t that right baby?”
You chuckled while shaking your head before beginning to close your bedroom door. Sticking your head out when they got up to follow you.
“Ah ah I’m taking a shower and no this isn’t a group activity! If you come in I’ll stab you, got it?”
“...”
“Got. It?”
“Fine, fine.” “Maybe next time sugar.”
With the slam of the door and a click of your lock, a tense silence fell over the room. The only sound was the cries and screams and the sound of bullets from Tomura’s game system. When the sounds abruptly stopped Tomura was the one who spoke.
“Their hero, huh? You’ve got plans or something?”
Dabi sucked his teeth, dubiously grinning at Tomura’s glaring pair of eyes.
“I thought you were a gamer no? Aren’t you supposed to wait for my big reveal?”
Tomura growled, clutching the game in his hands.
“Forget that. You’re going to do something stupid and everyone knows you don’t leave the dumb to their devices. So what’s your plan.”
“...”
At Dabi’s silence, Tomura felt a surge of anger slamming his game into a nearby coffee table. He gritted his teeth and banged his fist.
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’ll figure it out eventually so you might as well tell me!” 
Dabi groaned, he would have laughed had it been anyone else but he wasn’t so stupid to poke the bear cub. 
“(Y/n) and I are going to get out of here. This crap apartment isn’t good enough for them and they're way too lax. I’m just taking care of them so don’t get your panties in a twist.”
For some reason that didn’t seem to soothe Tomura who stood to his feet with closed fists. Angrily shaking them as he visibly scowled at Dabi. 
“Y-you stole my idea!”
“Your idea? Please in the real world, kid, it’s called being smart.”
“No it’s called being a scheming b-”
Your bedroom door swings open as you make your way into the kitchen. All it takes is a curious tilt of your head in Tomura’s direction that has him sitting back down and begrudgingly returning to his game. You simply shrugged passing by a smirking Dabi as you made your way to the kitchen.
“So boys what’s for dinner?”
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Major Masterlist of All Yandere
[⚠️Warning: All of these are feature Yandere behavior and mentalities; or otherwise violent interpretations of characters. Read At Your own Risk⚠️]
Boku no Hero My Academia Masterlist
Twisted Wonderland Masterlist Pt2
Kimetsu no Yaiba Masterlist
Black Butler Masterlist
Attack on Titan Masterlist
Obey Me! Masterlist
Owari no Seraph Masterlist
One off Series Masterlist
Male Monster Musume Masterlist
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Overlord Masterlist
Danganronpa Masterlist: Coming Soon
Soul Eater Masterlist: Coming Soon
Blue Exorcist Masterlist: Coming Soon
Spy X Family Masterlist: Coming Soon
Buddy Daddies Masterlist: Coming Soon
Among Us Masterlist
Genderbent Characters
Assistant Manager of The Wonderland Production Assistant (AMWP original series) Masterlist
Neighbor Wars
Villain + Henchman Dynamic Masterlist
Yandere World (original series) & Yandere Family (original series) Masterlist
Original Characters
Original Masterlist
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Yandere Neighbor Wars
Different head-cannons and fanfics of just the concept of your neighbors being lovingly obsessed with you. Problem is the only real rival is just across the way...but anyone well versed Yandere 101 knows not to kill your neighbor. Too many eyes, too suspicious, and just as determined to get their hands on you.
BNHA
Kiribaku vs Tododeku: Gingerbread Houses
Kirishima vs Bakugo: Decoration
Kirishima vs Midoriya: Missing Something
Bakugo vs Midoriya: Moving In
Bakugo vs Midoriya: Movie Ticket for Me?
Midoriya vs Kirishima: The Little Cousin Has Joined The Party!!
Tomura Shigaraki 🎮✋🏻 vs Dabi 🪡🔥: Less Than Safe
Black Butler
Sebastian Michaelis🍴vs Claude Faustus🕷: Take My Child Please!
Kimetsu No Yaiba
Daki 👩🏻‍🌾and Gyutarou 😈vs Uzui Tengen 💎& wives🥷🏻
Twisted Wonderland
Leona Kingscholar 🦁vs Malleus Draconia 🐉: Boundaries...There Are None
Seraph of the End
Mika Hyakuya 🩸 vs Ferid Bathory🧛🏻 : Dormitory
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Hey, I hope you're doing okay! Now, yandere neighbor wars with Deku and Kirishima. Y/n's nephew is in town for a while and they know Y/n is really close with him, so they just spend his entire visit trying to bribe him to say nice things about them. I mean they pull out ALL the stops, from buying that one new toy, to taking them to the amusement park. And Y/n's nephew knows exactly what's happening and is using all of it to his advantage.
Honestly this idea is so cute and maybe later ill play with this archetype
but this time i might have taken your request and turned it on its head
Fair warning your beloved little cousin has a tendency to misunderstand a lot of things so when he repeats things it may seem like a mistake but that's just his interpretation.
Anyway hope you enjoy!!!
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Yandere Neighbor Wars: The Little Cousin Has Joined The Party!!
🥦Midoriya vs Kirishima 🥊
🥦🥊Koto had been through a lot
🥦🥊Before the (L/n) family took him in he was forced to fight for his survival
🥦🥊The orphanage became a hang out for those wannabe villains, gangs, and money-laundering sharks
🥦🥊It wasn't until Phoebe (L/n) opened her home to him that he really thought about living
🥦🥊She would feed him, teach him, clothe him, and nurture him like the son she never had
🥦🥊 Unfortunately her kindness sometimes left her in undesirable situations
🥦🥊 And the last one left Koto angry and alone
🥦🥊Thanks to Phoebe's tendencies she already had a plan set in place for him when the cops came
🥦🥊As it turned out Phoebe had already informed the family about Koto and was excited to have him join
🥦🥊 Even in her will she had instructed her sister to adopt him if she couldn't
🥦🥊In turn they were currently off on a world wide vacation and instead left him with you his new cousin
🥦🥊 When he came in the terminal from off the plane you greeted him as though you had known him for years
🥦🥊 "Sup little dude, you hungry?"
🥦🥊 He soon found that you were like Phoebe but in a different way
🥦🥊You remembered what it was like to be young
🥦🥊 And when he expressed his desire to experience the childhood he never had you didn't question him
🥦🥊He decided he very much loved his cousin (Y/n)
🥦🥊He would be in bliss until he noticed the neighbors
🥦🥊 They were weird
🥦🥊Buff guys bending over backwards to satisfy you and a weird animosity between each other
🥦🥊 He had theories
🥦🥊 Theory #1 people pleasers ;he knew those were the people you could get money from
🥦🥊 Theory# 2 maybe they were drug dealers trying to sell you stuff
🥦🥊Or theory #3 they had love
🥦🥊He learned about it while watching a chicken flick called 'To All The Boys I've Loved Before'
🥦🥊"Why does she keep doing all this stuff?"
🥦🥊 "What do you mean?"
🥦🥊 "She giggles funny, she does crazy things. Why?! It's really weird."
🥦🥊 "Well it's because she's in love, buddy."
🥦🥊"In love?"
🥦🥊"Yeah. It's where you love someone like you want to marry them or something."
🥦🥊 "Am I in love with you?"
🥦🥊"No, no you can only be in love with someone your age and they can't be family."
🥦🥊"Oh."
🥦🥊 Oh.
🥦🥊Oh was right because it made sense why those guys would give him tickets to that amusement park, buy him stuffed animals, and stick up for him when the neighborhood teens gave him trouble
🥦🥊They were in love with him of course
And on the day of his official welcome party he decided he would resolve this.
The community center was filled with neighbors: ones with babies on their legs and others on their hips. Koto was honestly kind of annoyed. He had been entranced by the party culture of those chicken flicks that he begged his Meemee-aka you to "throw" a party for him. You do just that and two hunky neighbors were the first to volunteer.
Koto watched in disapproval as the red haired man insulted the green haired one through gritted teeth. They both were about to hand him the same $1,000 computer before they tried to get ahead of one another.
"Kirishima-kun do you mind give me and Kochan some space I have to give him something."
The muscular chest of the neighbor quickly rose up and down before his hushed response. "That's funny Midoriya. I have something to give the little dude, myself."
"Well I'm going first."
"No your not. It'd be unmanly to do that."
"It's not-"
"Guys guys this has to stop."
Both men turned to look at the little boy who had his arms out as if to stop them. "I know you both have in love with me but I can be with any of you your not my age so please no more violents."
"Uhm little dude-"
"Kochan we actually-"
Eijiro and Izuku look at one another before the former gave the other an exasperated look.
"Kochan we happen to be in love with (Y/n)."
Oh
"Oh."
"OH NO!"
His previously emotionless face warped into one of horror as he watched you oblivously talk to the other neighbors. Both Eijiro and Izuku didn't know what to do; this kid was having an existential crisis. Izuku was the first to try and reach out but Koto put his hands on his ears before running off. Defeated and guilty they both decided to leave Koto alone for awhile.
No more than a week later were both the rivaling neighbors meeting in your front yard thanks to a badly written note telling them to go. When they arrived they were confused to see Koto wearing a suit jacket that was obviously too big for him. Instructing them to sit they sat through your little cousin marching to the left and to the right as he barked out his rules. It was his master plan to have competitions to pick the suitor for his beloved Meemee.
"I will decide who I will help with their in-love if you can make me a perfect cake."
"What if we're not good at baking?"
"Then get good. I will serve it to my Meemee and which ever they says yes to the most is the winner!"
"What do you mean by yes to the most?"
"There's gonna be a buncha gam-i mean competitsons we'll decide."
"Wait we?"
"Who else is deciding?"
"Meemee of course!"
"Wait you didn't tell them why they needed to judge...right?"
"....."
"Right Kochan?"
"W-well I think now is time for drills, you wanna be in good shape for this right? GO! GO!GO!"
You giggle as you watched your beloved cousin poke his stick at your neighbors. You put the pieces together when Koto had asked for your suit jacket so he could 'fix the neighbor's cases of in-love.' You didn't bother correcting him he looked so determined you couldn’t bring yourself to tell him how he just told a very important secret. Sipping your (f/d) you decided you'd throw all the boys in for a loop by letting this go on for as long as possible. Whether or not you were actually interested in either of them you thought it'd be good for Koto to make some friends while teaching these grown men not to involve a child in their schemes.
Now I'm thinking of making these competitions interactive but idk lmk
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Mustofolese Rope
Yandere BNHA Android AU: Mustofolese Rope
This story will take place in the city of Mustofolis, the former leading technology company: All Might Techs. The current leading company is: Endeavors, a larger and more finite industry specifically robotics. Both heads have their ambitions in life and were always at each other’s throats. But after an underground incident so scandalous even Endeavor couldn't cover it up. Millions of dollars lost in a rivalry that shaped the world with technology so grand it might outgrow it.
And now we look to you, an average person with an archaic android and a smart house gifted to you by your engineering roommate. For a while you three lived in bliss. An unspoken matrimony that was fulfilling enough to never break. Until you are the rope in tug-of-war between more than one powerful force.
Here are our characters:
Bakugo Katsuki: engineer/mechanic; roommate
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“I’ve always told you I wouldn’t let you go. Now will you believe me?”
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Midoriya Izuku: Ver.25 android model by All Might Techs; android roommate
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“E-even if I’m always this weak I-i love you and the life we have together! I’ll always fight for that!”
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Kirishima Eijiro: Smarthouse AI: Keeper
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“It’s really unmanly that you guys are fighting against me. But don’t worry this is just what I call hard love.”
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Todoroki Shoto: Ver. 75 android model; android friend
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“ We only just met but I want to take you away and make you mine. The both of you.”
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Kaminari Denki & Jiro: Musicians; Friendly neighbors
“Hey you looked stressed, wanna jam?”
" You can tell me how you're feeling, I seriously want to help."
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Shigaraki Tomura: Engineer/gamer ;Employer
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“ You just love these old parts…I’ll give you this AC model if you work in a maid dress.”
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Dabi: Cyborg/hitman; coworker
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“Well aren’t you just a magnet for trouble.”
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Midnight & Toga: Inventors/business owners; Clients
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“Mmm, oh (Y/n) you really are a genius.”
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“You don’t happen to have an idea to satisfy that kind of fetish do you?”
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Asui Tsuyu & Fumikage: Wildlife conservationist/Animal tamer; Clients
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“We can never thank you enough, kero!”
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“Dark shadow confesses you are the best and easiest to come to for our…needs”
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Chisaki Kai & Kurono Hari: Yakuza/scientists; Clients
“You have a dirty job. That's why you should only work here.”
“Please stay…no? Oh okay…by any chance would you like some tea.”
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Secrets:
“Wow you two really are great! Wanna join our family?!”
“I’m so so so sorry you are being deleted but we need them more than you.”
“We should skip the asking and go straight to take.”
“If I dropped you from this high up you’d reach for me, won’t you?”
“Oh, I have this cupcake I made just now. Tastes different? Well I put a special ingredient just for you! Oh my fly is down? Sorry.”
“You kids should just listen to Kirishima, it's all too tiring.”
“We’ve always wanted kids, maybe they can be them!”
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