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i-cant-sing · 2 months
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What do you think president Kai’s search history is like
"Who is First Lady Y/n's favourite man?"
"Who are First Lady's exes?"
"Why are my sons so ugly?"
"How to make my daughter stop being mad at me for not buying her an octopus?"
"First Lady Y/n x reader fics"
"First Lady Y/n x Kai Chisaki fics"
"Y/n x Kai Chisaki fanart"
"How to throw my kids out of the house?"
"Is my wife pregnant again?"
"Why isnt my wife pregnant again?"
"Conspiracy theory: Y/n and Kai's wedding is a sham"
"Y/n Chisaki's thick thighs fandom-"
"Are my kids a part of a satanic cult?"
"Is Dabi Chisaki a criminal?"
"Who is Himiko Chisaki dating?"
"Does Tomura Chisaki have Oedipus complex?"
"Also, how to kill Sigmund Freud again?"
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i-cant-sing · 1 month
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No because imagine president Kai searching who Himiko is dating and he actually finds out that she IS dating someone and didn’t mention it to him or told him that they’re just friends. Meanwhile there’s pictures of them spotted holding hands or something lol and he goes to First Lady like “did you know about this???” And she’s like “huh? Oh that? That’s old news, I’ve been knowing about that” 😂
Heartbreak. Thats what it is for him. Why didnt anyone tell him that Himiko is dating some scum- someone??? Why didnt Himiko tell him? Why are you so okay with this news? Are you not concerned about who your daughter is dating?
"Relax, Kai. I've met him. He's actually quiet nice. A decent young man-"
So, youve met him? Wow. "Whats his name?" Kai asks, brooding as he sipped his coffee.
"Hm? Its Shinso. He's a sweet kid."
Ofc, Kai ran a thorough background check and he finds out all about the boy, and that hes also the adopted son of Aizawa, who has no digital footprint, his records are clean... a little too clean for his liking.
No matter how much Aizawa tries to find out about him, he just cant find anything about him. And to Kai, it means that Aizawa is hiding something.
Kai and you dont realise that Aizawa is actually an enemy of Kai, because Kai's campaign was indirectly responsible for the death of his wife, and at first Aizawa also hated u, but he sorta became a yandere for you- a protective yandere when he realised that your marriage is a sham and youre actually a victim in all of this as well. So, now he has to save you and also hurt Kai by taking away his family.
Two birds with one stone, really.
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i-cant-sing · 1 month
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I love the crossover between first lady reader and real celebs that you make sometimes!
Can you expand on that a little and give me a crumb mother 🧍‍♀️
What would the reader wear to the oscars and oscars after party (i have no idea if that exists) and what would be the peoples rections and her reaction to other celebs ?
Hmm maybe something like this:
Because I feel like First Lady Y/n would like full sleeves and arm gloves, and the backless part too but that's mostly to piss off Kai. Pair it up with am elegant updo and the most precious jewels (and u must wear Kai's wedding ring. That is non negotiable. Your stylist may have also given you a diamond necklace with a huge sapphire in it- courtesy of AFO ofc)
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And for the after party, I feel like the above dress was a safer option for PR reason. But I think reader would still go for a somewhat "safer" option for after party because people are always watching and she has to maintain Kai's reputation.
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But I also think that now that reader has been tk so many parties and galas, she really doesn't care anymore if people think she's slutty or something (if anything, the public will probably bash the designers for making something so inappropriate for the first lady. Poor you were just pressured into wearing it), so she might even wear something like this to the after party:
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Kai is absolutely foaming at the mouth because on one hand, "YOU LOOK DROP DEAD GORGEOUS OMG HOW DID HE GET SO LUCKY. THIS FAKE MARRIAGE AND BABY TRAPPING U IS SO WORTH IT. HES NEVER LETTING YOU GO NOW!" But on the other hand, everyone is staring at you and he doesn't... like that. You can bet that he has the secret service pushing away celebrities so that they don't hog you, he definitely had Katsuki body slam Ryan Gosling away because Kai knows you're a fan. To everyone's surprise, Cillian Murphy and Christopher Nolan were having a long, interesting conversation with you, I mean- once that picture of all 3 of you was posted on twitter, fans went nuts as they pointed out how the two stoic men had the faintest twinkle in their eyes as they talked to you. Who knows what in the world you were talking about?
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i-cant-sing · 1 month
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Dabi to Tomura: You are whimsical and silly! You’re not a little guy! YOU’RE UNSETTLING!
Tomura:…
Dabi: And you’re scaring the hoes
Tomura, rolls his eyes and ignores him: fuck off Dabi, im playing a game. *turns back to his monitor in his dark room*
Dabi, annoying as ever, flips on the switch: Im trynna help you man. Look at your dry ass skin. Aint no one gonna kiss those crusty lips. Why dont you come with me and ill take you to one of those salons my girlfriends like to go to- *is cut off by Tomura chucking his controller at Dabi's head*
Dabi, leaves the room cackling how hes gonna get his "little" brother that Cerave sponsorship soon, while Tomura is grumbling about not needing skincare and shit.
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Also 2 hours later:
Dabi walks in on First Lady reader and Tomura having a spa day at home(they couldve gone to the salon but Kai insisted it was "too dangerous and also unhygienic to go out to a salon"), and reader just asked if Tomura wanted to spend some time with her, not expecting him to actually partake in the spa stuff- i mean, Tomura is wearing a fluffy headband to pull his bangs away, a sheet mask on his face, dead skin getting scrubbed off his feet, while he hums as you advice him to socialise more and that he should try dating someone, especially since you've been asked by many politicians and wealthy people to arrange dates for Tomura with their children.
Dabi just huffs in and sits on the massage chair next to you (after whacking Tomura on the back of his head and you admonishing him) and asks you to show him the list of candidates for Tomura so that he can personally select a date for his little brother (also texting Himiko to join him on teasing the shit out of Tomura) and now Tomura is grumbling under his breath with his ears pink as Dabi, Himiko and you have now set up all these candidates on a projector and are doing a very weird version of a dating app.
Maybe Kai joins you guys because obv hes not just going to let ANYONE marry his son- its gotta be a political marriage, one of power and he's gotta make sure Tomura's s/o is going to bring more power to political party.
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i-cant-sing · 2 months
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Thinking about that tiktok about the girl being all sad about her parents dying one day and stuff, and I'm just thinking about Yandere President Overhaul AU, the toddler triplets are just sitting around with reader (who's heavily pregnant and snoring on the couch, a little drooling too) and Tomura suddenly realised that you could die- be it by pregnancy or talking to other people- ANYTHING could kill you.
And now Tomura is about 2 seconds away from having a full blown meltdown, and Dabi and Himiko are just trying to calm him down (and give your poor self a break and not wake upto 3 kids shrieking and crying).
Himiko: can you like- not freak out? Mom's not going to die-
Tomura, snot and tears: maybe not now! B-but who knows when?! Maybe- maybe it's today- or tomorrow- or when we're asleep! What are we gonna do w-without her?!
Dabi, rolling his eyes and crossing his arms over his chest: stop being such a baby, Tomu. If mom dies, we'll just- go with her.
Tomura, stops sniffling: what?
Himiko: dabi... that's a brilliant idea! Oh my gosh, we can use my knifes!
Dabi: of course its a brilliant idea, I'm the oldest. I'm smart like that. *pats Tomuras head* see? I told you we have nothing to worry about.
Tomura, wiping his tears away and nodding: you're right. Wait, what about dad?
Dabi: we are not inviting him. He's not coming with us, he hogs mom all the time!
Tomura, eyes twinkling: Dabi, you're a genius.
And the kids all just gather around their poor innocent mom, who's just content when she wakes upto her 3 menaces sleeping away in her arms. Meanwhile, Kai (who's been listening on to the triplets convo because ofc he has the whole place bugged.) is just thinking in his office... "what the fuck? The kids are just gonna kill themselves when Y/n's not around anymore? What- how- why didn't I think of that first? Also, why didn't Himiko stand up for me? Won't she invite me along when they all go? Is she still mad at me for not getting her a pet octopus last week? What was I supposed to do when her mom said no?!"
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i-cant-sing · 10 months
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‘Missing yandere President Kai x first lady asks, so send some’
Hear me out, yandere President kai goes missing.. We all know first lady’s exact location would be found in 10 minutes but no one really cares about kai that much so he’s in someone’s basement for a bit but what happens to the first lady? Does she become president, sent to an underground bunker to be kept safe because if the president can go missing she could too, Does AFO slide into her dm’s ‘hey ur husband went missing, need any comfort?’ or does someone snatch the country?
Of course!!! The moment news of Kai's kidnapping reaches the secret service, they are immediately dragging you and the teletubbies down to an underground safehouse, locking down the entire Presidential House and delay telling you about the kidnapping for as long as possible.
Oh and by the way, you're still very pregnant, and when you finally snap at them to tell you what the hell is going on, they sit you down on the big table with all the generals and higher officials and tell you-
"Madam, the President has been kidnapped." The head of Kai's security tells you.
"What? What do you mean kidnapped? Where is he?!" You ask all of them.
Kai's chief of Staff, Hari Kurono cleared his throat as he showed you the footage of his car. "The president had left in his car last night alone, without his security detail. He turned around this corner and that's where he found his car. The security footage around this corner has been erased and there are currently no leads on who has taken him or where."
"How could you have let him go alone? He's the president for fuck's sake, he has enemies!"
"He insisted, madam. We advised him strong ly against it, but he said that he ordered us not to follow him."
"Why did he leave? Did he say where he was going?"
Hari shook his head. "He didn't say much, just that he had some business to handle and that he needed to do it alone. He- he looked distressed and he left in a hurry."
You closed your eyes and covered your face with your hands before looking back at them. "Alright, okay. Okay, let's deal with this. What are our options right now? Has the kidnapper contacted us?"
"No, madam. We have been looking at all suspected individuals, our Intel is currently searching for potential enemies in neighbouring countries, but we have no leads. We are trying to keep this news from tye public for as long as possible but we don't have much time left until media breaks this news. So now we have to- we have to think of our next step in case..."
The room fell silent as they all hesitated to meet your eyes.
"What? What is it?"
Hari cleared his throat. "Madam, if President Kai is not found in the next 48 hours, we will have to appoint another president- temporarily until the situation is handled."
You narrowed your eyes. You couldn't believe what you were hearing. Are they going to give up on Kai that easily? After all he's done for his party? They're gonna betray him?
"And I suppose you already have a candidate in mind?" He nodded. "Well, go on. Who is it?"
"You, ma'am."
Wait what?
"What?" You whispered.
The attorney general decided to speak this time. "We think you're the best candidate for the job, ma'am. We are trying our best to locate Mr President, but we need to consider all our options if things do go south."
"The country cant run without a president, maam. You would be perfect for the job- the party agrees, the public already loves you, and whatever concerns you have about your job, well help you! All of us!" Miruko, your publicist offered.
"I see." You pursed your lips. "Is that all?"
You took their silence as an answer.
"So... you're telling me that the best plan you've come up so far is to replace my husband with me?" Your voice barely conceal your rage, and you slammed your hand on the mahogany table.
"HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS?!" You yelled.
"Ma'am-"
"No, shut up!" You barked. "It was your job to protect him! And now that you can't find him, you want me to just sit in his fucking chair and act like everything is normal because you guys fucked up?!"
You stood up, groaning as you suppoted your belly from under. "Here's what's gonna happen. There will be no talk of a new president until you find my husband, dead or alive, but you will find him. I don't care what you have to do, what rules you have to break, you will find him. Look under the sewers, check every suspicious building, search every corner of this country, but FIND. MY. HUSBAND!" You shrieked, hunching over as you felt your baby kick.
Miruko and Hari came close to you but you held up a hand. "Ma'am, let us help-"
"If you really want to help me, find Kai. Do I make myself clear?" You questioned.
-
You were sitting on the couch, rubbing your belly as you tried to calm down your baby... and yourself.
You were still livid at the proposal of the team. How could they just- how could they give up on Kai like that? And then expect you to take his place?
If it were you who was kidnapped, would they have offered Kai to get a new wife because their is now a vacancy for First Lady?
You closed your eyes and sighed. Kai would've never allowed them to give up on you like that. In fact, that one time that you were kidnapped by a deranged fan, Kai worked day and night, turned the whole country upside down until you were found. He didn't care about his image, he didn't care that he would look "weak" for caring about you, he didn't care when he advised against making threats to all his enemies to find you, and he did not listen to anyone when he went down to meet your kidnapper himself and beat the shit out of him to find you.
Kai found you within 18 hours.
"Mom?" You opened your eyes and saw your triplets standing by the door looking worried.
"Hey, my babies. Come here." You beckoned them. They ran upto you, hugging your lap. "What's wrong?"
"Are you okay?" Dabi asked. You nodded. "Mmhmm, your sibling is just excited to meet you guys. They're jumping up and down inside me."
"Where's dad?" Himiko asked. "He's... out, baby. But he's gonna be back soon." You patted their heads. "Its time for bed. Do you guys wanna sleep with mama tonight?" They all cheered.
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"What's the update, Hari?" And you already knew the answer from the grim look on his face.
"We haven't been able to locate Mr President. I'm sorry, ma'am."
You pinched the nose of your bride. It's been 3 days. 3 fucking days since Kai has been kidnapped.
"Did the kidnappers contact us?" He shook his head.
"What if I talked to the kidnappers?" You offered.
Hari gave you a quizzical look. "Um- what do you mean?"
"What if we broadcast me talking to the kidnappers directly? I ask them what their demands are, tell them to return my husband?"
He shook his head. "Ma'am, I would highly advise you against that. You can't be talking to the kidnappers, we can't negotiate with them. It's not sensible to do that-"
"They could kill him, Hari. Nothing about this situation is sensible."
Hari sighed. "Okay, how about this? We can do a broadcast from the Presidential office on your behalf, instead of you-"
"No" You cut him off. "It has to be from me. Don't you get it? They won't respond unless it's from me directly. And who knows, maybe someone else has seen these kidnappers, maybe they can give us some leads to their whereabouts. Someone must've seen them, Hari. It's just not- it's not possible for a man to to vanish into thin air!"
"Ma'am I-"
"Ma'am?" Rumi walked in. "There's a phone call for you."
-
You picked up your cell. "Hello?"
"Hello, darling." You immeadiately recognised the voice.
AFO. Or Shigaraki.
"What do you want?"
"Aww, is someone having a bad day? Well, you could always come to my place for a good ti-" He stopped when he heard you sob. "Y/n? What's wrong? Come on, tell me."
You sobbed again. "Kai... he's been kidnapped." You whispered into the phone. "He's been missing for 3 days. They can't find him anywhere, they don't even know who took him. It's like- he dropped off the face of the Earth."
"Oh darling, it's- everything will be okay. I'm sure Kai is alright. He'll turn up-"
"He's the president, AFO! He can't just go missing and turn up like this! He's in trouble and I can't- they want me to replace him as the president but im still pregnant and the kids keep on asking me about him and I keep lying to them but- I can't do it- I can't! Not without him!"You broke down and it broke his heart to see you cry like this, especially over that piece of shit you call your husband.
"Okay, Y/n. Calm down, come on. Its not good for your baby. Take deep breaths- just like that." He guided you with your breathing so that you dont have a panic attack, which is totally not safe in your condition.
"Shigaraki?" You sniffled.
"Yes, darling?"
"I know its a big favour to ask..." "Go on." "... can you... can you find Kai? Please, I just- I need to see him. I need him here!"
"Y/n-" "Please, Shigaraki. I'll do anything you ask, just find Kai!"
There was silence on the other end for a few seconds.
"Okay. I'll find him."
-
AFO already knew where Kai was. In fact, he was indirectly helping the kidnapper, who was actually another deranged fan of yours, by covering up his tracks. AFO made sure that someone wiped the camera tapes clean. The fan kidnapped Kai because apparently he had some information on how Kai was a threat to you. And anyone who wants to hurt you... well, AFO would like to take care of it before anything ever happens.
He didnt plan on interferring with the hostage situation this early on, actually he didnt even plan on saving Kai at all, but you asked him to... and AFO would always give you whatever you ask.
Besides saving Kai himself would actually be killing two birds with one stone- he would be on your good side and Kai will owe him one too.
So within 3 hours, AFO had sent his men to take out your kidnapper and return Kai to you in one piece, minus the few minor injuries. And concussion.
But the universe must've felt extra benevolent that day because his men brought him a document that made AFO feel like he just hit the jackpot.
Its the document containing the legal paperwork with the "added" clause about how every penny gives you, spends on you and your kids, you will have to return him back with a huge amount of interest in order for you to divorce him at the end of his term. And since you're not even aware of this clause, you would be in his debt and thus, unable to divorce him.
The kidnapper was someone who worked for you, and he must've found these documents, and felt betrayed on your behalf. He must've been concerned for your safety, so he used them to blackmail Kai and get rid of him for good.
AFO chuckled as he made a copy of the document. Should he show them to you when you come to visit, or should he first use them to toy with Kai a little?
Nevertheless, AFO has a feeling he will have you back in his arms sooner than he expected.
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i-cant-sing · 9 months
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this has definitely happened to the first lady before…
10000000% YES, especially when she's alone on press tours.
Then she had the teletubbies, who were always fussy when they saw you giving anyone else an ounce of attention, a habit they got from Kai. As they grew older, they only became more mischievous and fussy, only now they were also discreet because they didn't like you getting mad at them.
I can definitely see some teen fan propping up on someone's shoulders to give you flowers, only for you to look back and call the Presidential photographer to take a picture of you two, just giving Dabi and Tomura enough time to push the guy away harshly and the fan has fallen to the ground.
"Oh my god! What happened?!" You ask, and Tomura and Dabi just shrugs and feign innocence, but one of the fan's friends accuses that your sons pushed him.
Of course you have the fan called up so that he can get some medical assistance, all while you're yelling at Dabi and Tomura who are just following you around like kicked puppies, going "Yes mom. Sorry mom."
Fortunately, he hadn't broken any bones but he did gave a few scrapes here and there, so you went to get the first aid box to personally clean his wounds, giving your daughter Himiko the perfect opportunity to slip next to the fan and tell him to take his claim back and to "not frame my dear brothers" while threatening him about how she'll put a bounty on him and his loved ones (perks of being Secret Service Bakugo's favourite triplet. My man just gave her the whole background check on this fan, no questions asked.)
And so, for the sake of his family's safety, the fan lies and says that he wasn't pushed off, but that he fell and only lied about it so that you could meet her. You sigh but nod understanding, telling him not to pull stunts like that again in the future while you clean his scrapes, and in the background he can see Dabi and Tomura smirking (They bribed Himiko to help them in exchange for offering their unwavering support when she buys another Shark, and fight her case to you "Mom, no. Sharks are PRACTICALLY fishes. And you did say to Himiko that she can have fishes as pets")
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i-cant-sing · 4 months
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Would himeko be on tiktok in first lady au?
And if yes, would she make her mom play those little ranking tiktok games?
Imagine her making a tiktok like: "my moms favorite celebs based on smashability"
Complete chaos
YES OMG 100000% LMAOOOOO like imagine First lady reader and Himiko just sitting in front of the camera, youre a little confused while Himiko is just suppressing her evil giggles and shes just explaining to you that you have to tilt your head towards the celebrity you like more. Himiko doesnt actually explain or even use the word "smash" because she knows youd be appalled.
The tiktok blows up, of course anything even remotely related to you does, but its actually Kai who storms in on you and Himiko FUMING because its not even the fact that you chose Henry Cavill over him, BUT ITS THE WAY YOU MADE A DISGUSTED FACE WHEN KAI'S FACE APPEARED ON SCREEN- AND HIMIKO MADE THE FACE TOO! And now its become a meme too- much like anything related to Kai does.
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i-cant-sing · 8 months
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First Lady Y/n after Kai tries saying stuff he read when he snooped through your dark! romance books and thinks you're into that stuff.
Kai, with his cuffs folded cause apparently all these fictional men do that and he personally hates because his designer suits should not be disrespected like this: you better listen to me-
A very pregnant and tired Y/n: or else what?
Kai, leaning down and staring intensely at you: or else you'll be punished.
Y/n, not even looking up from her newspaper: and you'll get jailed? Go fetch me the coffee pot no. And don't try to give me that decaff shit, Kai or else you'll know what it's like to birth triplets.
Kai, sighing and bringing the coffee that he has already diluted for you: yes, dear...
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i-cant-sing · 1 year
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The teletubbies have a habit of sneaking into the bathroom when first lady yn is showering. And it’s my favorite thing to imagine them just sitting on the floor watching the shower and waiting for her.
First Lady Y/n, sitting in a bubble bath while the Teletubbies sit on the bathroom floor like good dogs eagerly waiting for treats: so... what do you guys wanna talk about?
Teletubbies, who are perfectly content with just watching: 🙂🙂🙂
Y/n, sighing: guys, if you have nothing to talk about then you need to leave-
Tomura: no! I will- I will die if I leave
Y/n: no, you wont-
Dabi: yes, he will. I'll kill him.
Y/n:
Dabi:
Tomura:
Himiko:
Y/n, sighing because she knows if she even closes the shower curtains, they will start playing with razors and hair dryers and what not: okay, but you have to be quiet. You guys don't mind me just relaxing for a few moments here, do you?
Teletubbies, shakes their head: nope!
Y/n, closes eyes for 5 minutes and look again, only to find Kai sitting there on the floor with them: what the- Kai! What are you doing here?
Kai, scoffing: oh so it's fine if they watch but you draw the line at me? Wow, those are not good morals you're teaching our kids-
Y/n: YOU are the reason why they're watching me like this! You're the bad influence on them.
Kai: okay shush now. I just wanna watch you (boobies) in peace 🥰
Y/n:
Kai:
Y/n: or... maybe you could join me, alone?
Kai, instantly gathering the triplets in his arms and carrying them out of the bathroom: alright kids, destroy the house, set someone on fire, idc.
Kai turns back to return to the bathroom only for you to slam the door in his face and lock it: what the- Y/n? Open the door, it's not funny.
Teletubbies looking at Kai with rage: you're dead.
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i-cant-sing · 1 year
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i realized we never wondered what happened when the first lady went into labor with the triplets
*first lady water breaks*
First Lady: Oh, looks like the babies are coming!
Kai: HONEY I WILL CARRY YOU TO THE HOSPITAL!!
*runs to first lady, slips on first lady's pee and hits his head*
now the secret service has to bring their in labor first lady and their idiot president to the hospital.
ACTUALLY Kai was very calm and collected when your water broke. I mean, in reality he probably already had you admitted to the hospital a week before your due date. But let's say that due to some official business, you were with him on tour or something, or maybe due to some complications, you ended up giving birth earlier than expected to.
Now if you're in public eye, where the papz are all over the place, then the sight of your water breaking will forever live on the Internet. Of course, Kai will try his best to shield you from the cameras as he guides you towards a car, the secret service forming an impenetrable barrier around you two. The driver, a professional, is zooming through the traffic, your PA Miruko has already called the hospital to give them a heads up, the secret service arr already there to do checks on everyone while Kai is holding your hand and guiding you to do those breathing exercises.
He has prepared for this moment, all the number of possibilities that this could go down has been roleplayed in his mind and developed strategies to deal with each route. He's ready.
The moment you reach the hospital, he's in there with you, letting you squeeze his hand painfully as you scream through the labour. He's praising you, although monotonously, wiping your sweaty forehead, his own brows furrowed whenever a painful contraction hits.
Dabi was born first, and you let out an agonising scream before crying into Kai's shoulder to see if the baby is alright. Kai assured you when Dabi began to cry, and only minutes later, even more painful contractions hit you and out came Himiko. Kai smiled as the doctor told him its a girl, and Kai turned to you to tell you she was healthy as well. This time though, Kai saw the toll on your body as your breathing became shallow, your eyes losing focus as you told him you can't push again.
The doctors began encouraging you to push, and as the contractions began again, you started crying, telling them that you couldn't. That's its too painful now. Hours passed by and Kai could see that there was something wrong with you- the way you were crying, the way you gripped his hand- it was different.
"Kai, please! Help me!" You cried out before finally losing consciousness, and immeadiately Kai took action.
"GET THAT BABY OUT OF HER NOW!!! NOW!" The nurses pushed him out of the room as he threatened to kill everyone in there if something happened to you. But perhaps it was even a more horrifying sight as Kai had to watch from a window and see the doctors cut you up open and pull out the third kid.
Tomura.
Kai could care less about how Tomura, or his other babies were in that moment. He really did believe you were going to die and it made him feel utterly powerless to not be able to do anything.
Fortunately, you survived.
Kai sat by your side, holding your hand as you recovered from the C section. It was brutal, seeing you gutted like a fish. When you finally woke up, Kai was staring at you with tired eyes, his chin resting on his palm.
"B-babies?" You asked.
"They're fine. You did great, almost died birthing the last one though." Kai replied, his throat dry.
You chuckled, before coughing. Kai immediately poured you some water, pushing the cup to your lips as he supported your head.
"How are you feeling now?" He asked.
You sighed, looking down at your belly. "Well, the painkillers are working for now. But I suppose once they wear off, I..."
Kai leaned forward, clasping your hand with both of his. "What? What is it?"
"I-" You pouted. "I'll be left with a saggy belly."
Kai nodded. "True. But we can always fix that."
You raised a brow. "How?"
"I can put another baby in you, actually maybe quadruplets this time? Just to make sure the skin is all taut again, hm?" Kai hummed.
"Q-quad- 5 babies?!"
"No, 4. 5 is quintuplets. And 7 is septuplets-"
"Kai I will snip off your testes and my ovaries before I have 7 kids. I will literally do it-" You began panicking, only stopping when Kai chuckled and kissed your cheek.
"Alright, alright. It won't happen." Kai's lips quirked up a little, just as the nurses brought in your triplets.
They carefully placed each one in your arms. "They're beautiful, just like their mother!" One nurse complimented. You giggled, a tear slipping the corner of your eye.
"So you're calling the president ugly? To his face?" Kai asked, glaring at them. The poor nurse shook her head.
"I- no! Mr President-"
"Kai, stop." You admonished. "He's just kidding. You're fine, honey."
The nurse smiled. "Oh, well I'll leave you guys alone. I'll be back in a few to help you with breast feeding." She said before leaving.
Kai raised a brow before shaking his head. "She's not getting anywhere near your breasts."
"Really? You're jealous of a nurse now?"
"Who said anything about jealousy? I just don't think she's experienced enough. She looks fairly young."
"Well, that's alright. She can practice by fondling my chest for experience. Would look good on her resume, don't ya think?" You said without looking up from your kids.
Kai leaned over you, watching you and the babies you two made. "You're not funny." He grumbled.
"Married you, didn't I? Greatest joke of all." You smiled. "They look like little angels."
Kai shrugged. "Yeah." To him, they looked like mutated cockroaches that teared through your body to get out. They were even bloody just a few hours ago.
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And then just years later, reader was preggers again.
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i-cant-sing · 2 months
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Villains 2
Dabi:
Yandere Knight Dabi x veiled/niqaabi princess reader have kids
Yandere Knight Dabi being an absolute simp for veiled reader
Platonic Yandere Dabi randomly picking little sister reader from preschool
Reader praises Dabi for having a beautiful smile
Yandere Dabi w/ a suicidal reader
Yandere Ghost Dabi
Yandere Dabi x fwb reader
Overhaul/ Kai Chisaki:
Yandere Husband Kai is happy w/ reader but then his enemies hurt her
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i-cant-sing · 7 months
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First Lady Y/n when she hears Kai talking to new born triplets and telling them that he has more rights to your boobies than they do, all while there's a whole ass meltdown going on Twitter over your "post partum glow" but it's just pictures of you looking sweaty and sleep deprived
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President Overhau talking to the belly about taxes was actually so relatable 😭
I’ve been talking to my pillows about the housing market lately
He is like crazy on a normal day, but when you became pregnant, he became even more ridiculous 💀
Like Kai is also having mood swings when you're having mood swings, except his are because you don't sit still and let him bond with the triplets in your belly. Like how dare you try to blast music over his lecture to "Taxes and How the Government can scam you 101"??? How else will his kids learn????
What do you mean you're bored when he's quoting word for word the ammendments? No, take a nap if you need to, but he's not done teaching his babies the super secret nuke codes😤
And when the babies are born, it's actually Dabi(much to everyone's surprise) who can somehow remembers most of the lectures Kai gave him. Himiko only developed her obsession for sharks (because u watched baby shark doo doo and accidentally left it on repeat while you slept), and Tomura, well he only remembers the need to be close to you like his life depended on it (as it did when he was a fetus inside you).
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Can i ask how toga tomura and dabi will react to president kai evict them when they turn 18?
Screaming, fighting, yelling, a little bit of arson, threats of kicking Kai to a nursing home, etc etc. Of course, this is all happening when you're not in the country. No, no, you'd give in too easily into them. Kai knows it, that's why he sent you on a press tour while he makes sure that every college the triplets get accepted in is far far far away from home.
And since the teletubbies are putting up a whole fight, literally start burning up Kai's stuff, Kai is now threatening them with all the stuff he's found about them. Yeah Dabi, who exactly did you think it was who bailed you out after your DUI after your mother told you how much she hates drunk drivers??? Who did you think made the charges disappear after you shived your friend who made some perverted comments about your mom???? And Tomura, who did you think helped erase your digital footprint on the dark Web?
It was all dear old dad helping yall out and he hasn't heard ONE THANK YOU! NOT ONE!
So yall pack up your shit and leave right now and maybe you get to see your mother on holidays orrrr throw up a tantrum and see me expose yalls criminal asses to her!
They all left by the time you came home :( Kai said that they absolutely needed to go because their classes were starting. It's okay though, you can go visit them soon🥰
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First Lady reader: You know I love you all so much.
toddler Shiggy: You love me most right mommy?
Reader: I love you all equally… but I am literally in the shower and am naked. Mommy needs ten minutes to herself.
*the teletubbies burst into the bathroom while she was showering and won’t leave*
And now First Lady Y/n is standing in a bathrobe, dripping wet and yelling at Kai.
First Lady Y/n: I told you to keep an eye on them!
Kai, unable to focus on anything besides that you're completely naked under that robe: mmhmm
Y/n: Kai? KAI! I was shaving inside! They could've gotten hurt with the blade when they jumped in the tub!
Kai: wait- what?
Y/n: yeah, they jumped in the tub while i was-
Kai: so you've shaved? Completely?
Y/n: I- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!
Kai:
Y/n:
Kai, looks down at his lap, then at you:
Y/n, realising: Oh for fucks sake! Stop being so juvenile, Kai!
Kai: stop being so sexy.
Y/n, throws open her robe: IM FUCKING 6 MONTHS PREGNANT, YOU IDIOT!
Kai, licking his lips at your naked form: mmmhmm sexy.
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