#yarrayora

[gothamcityneedsme]

@yarrayora said: DEATHSTROKE IS HUS NEW BEST FRIEND??

YEAH. Alfred is like. Go make a friend, Bruce. and so bruce goes out and the first and only friend he fucking makes is a guy who he thinks is a cop (who is the leader of the task force made specifically to capture batman). They bond over their nerdy military knowledge and training. but then whoops turns out that guy is Slade Fucking Wilson

#Shitpost #yarrayora #The show is INSANE

[majuuorthrus]

mayo is good for everything you guys just dont have good mayo in the UK

I don't trust premade sandwiches with mayo on them any more because when I was a kid, the 'bukkake special' was the default setting for supermarket sandwiches.

They seem to have cut back now, but I'm not sure if that's in the name of good taste or just cost-cutting.

#yarrayora

[katzkinder]

wait i just realized we could literally use some chuuni3/sloth pair propaganda

Okay rapid fire gonna try and get multiples of these done today while waiting for my dinner to cook ww

This one is a polycule of chaos that works against all odds.

Like first it starts with Tsurugi. Like yes yes TECHNICALLY it starts with Mahiru and Kuro but y’all aren’t here to listen to me talk about literally the most popular ship in the fandom. We all know why they work, how they support each other’s faults, but you know what Kuro can’t do for Mahiru??

Teach him to be a kid. Like, okay. Kuro is an adult, yeah, but he’s also like… Kuro lol. He has not lived as a normal person in at least 200 years. Tsurugi, however, he’s got that connection with Mahiru. He’s got that shared loneliness, that thing that saved them both, because they helped each other, found strength in each other. Tsurugi might be immature as hell sometimes, but honestly?? That’s good. He feels like someone more on Mahiru’s level. Like another peer. He can goof off and be dumb and not worry about being “mature” around Tsurugi (also spoilers for the Halloween Event but Tsurugi offers to give Mahiru a kiss as payment for his cookies, so like. Strike is in on this joke)

And from Tsurugi, you get Yumi and Jun. Now, initially they’re like ohhh my god. Oh my god. Tsurugi has a crush on our boss’s nephew. This is Bad™️

But then they get drawn in by Kuro. By getting to know him, because Mahiru knows them and honestly he pesters them when he sees them lol. Needs to make sure they’re behaving about as well as useless adults like them can.

And they start to see, you know? Kuro’s gentleness, his dry snark, the interests they share (otaku culture for Yumi and games with Jun).

The point they can’t deny things anymore is when Kuro makes them an offer. It’s no secret he doesn’t have subclass. That he’s never MADE them. But he likes Yumi, and Tsurugi, and Jun. He knows how much they want to live. He’s seen with his own eyes how terrified they are of Takuto being harmed.

He’s seen Shifumi’s shrine in the Kurumamori home, when he goes with Mahiru to babysit. And he loves Takuto, too, doesn’t want him to suffer. Doesn’t want him to be alone.

How could they NOT fall in love with a man who tries to push aside his own discomfort to ensure their child will always have his fathers??

Kuro offers to make them subclass if the opportunity arises, but he wants to ask them first. He wants to get their permission.

They say yes

#servamp #asks #ask games #yarrayora #kat’s katerwauling #how do I tag this lololol #sloth squad poly #blacklist that if you don’t wanna see more!!

[birdmenmanga]

thinking also about how being a mother isn't defined by being good at housework or other "feminine" stuff because we have seen! shuji! the father! us the one doing the housework! yoshimori is even good at baking! it's not a gender-locked skill! but it's expected of her to have a motherly touch, a womanly care, because if sumiko doesn't have that then she has failed as a mother, yes?

thinking also about birdmen as a reaction towards kekkaishi as you said and how I've always thought that since birdmen aren't bound by human mindset then their concept of gender let alone gender roles would probably be nonexistent either

anyway sumiko reincarnated as a birdman thanks for coming to my TED Talk

OHHH MYYYY GODDDD okay okay thank god I already wrote an essay on this so I don't need to set aside the whole day trying to write an answer for this but by god. am I passionate about Yoshimori and baking

It's implied that the time Yoshimori and Sumiko tried to bake a cake for Masamori was Yoshimori's first time baking... and in my own personal headcanon I think Yoshimori continues baking in part because he likes it... but in part to prove to his mother that anyone can bake. Even if you don't have experience. Even you, mom. (A wish.) Even you. (A plead.) Even you. (A prayer.) Which ultimately isn't quite the right mindset— it's still very much an "I can fix you" sort of move, but then I think Yoshimori is able to let baking go at the end because... well, maybe she didn't have to be fixed, in the end.

okay and another thing is that I really love the lipstick as part of Sumiko's design!! Like it says SO much about her... that she feels like she isn't an adequate woman... and in some ways she's even given up on being one... and yet we see that she can't let go of it... that she still feels obligated to LOOK feminine even if she can't BE feminine... augh eating sand every day over sumiko fr!!

It also really fucks me up that Sumiko had a housewife phase because there's the implication that there was a point in time in which Shuuji wasn't doing househusband shit and it's just like. I'm squinting so hard trying to picture Shuuji in a suit going to do office work or something idk and it just looks like he's attending a funeral tbh

AND YEAH. SO TRUE BESTIE!! the birds about to reinvent their entire identities!!! gender is but a spice in the great soup of identity. idk what I'm saying here but yeah. I don't think birdmen are beholden to gender the same way that humans are. I'm going to go the extra step and say that humans shouldn't be beholden to gender the way we are currently lmaoooo

Yeah anyways I'm here to say you're absolutely right and uhhh sumiko besties with the holy spirit more at 12

#kekkaishi #birdmen #asks #sumiko sumimura #eva olulu #yarrayora #literally the hugest brain ask I've ever received holy shit #me frothing at my mouth trying not to talk about the queer metaphor but I really do think. like the gender stuff. I really do think. #barbara's talk in her castle... head in hands... #also eva is ABSOLUTELY the holy spirit in the holy trinity. ende=god and takayama=jc #dying on this hill but also like. it's so supported by the text so really I would be dying for nothing

[carriagelamp]

lovecraftian horror sherlock holmes game

https://youtu.be/utwkr46EJmw

oh yarra, please don't assume for a MOMENT that i don't own the original version of this

i have been actively losing my shit ever since I heard about the remake i can't WAIT

#well technical my brother owns it on his steam account because they never released a physical edition #as far as i know #but ive kinda adored the concept of lovecraftian sherlock holmes since i read gaiman's a study in emerald #which took my BREATH away i can rant about that story long and hard #anyway i cannot WAIT for this remake i am SO FUCKING EXCITED #i am easily won over by frogware's sherlock holmes games #chatter #yarrayora

[puppetmaster55]

handler atsushi au where atsushi is holding the reign of shibusawa's fickle mood 🤝 children's war au where mahiru is the vampires' idol

it's about the teenagers who find themselves holding the leash of a mighty danger, it's about the forefront of pet play in a pet's devotion to their master while the master is fully aware of the teeth and claws wrapped so lovingly around their throat

#puppet answers asks #yarrayora #....gotta reread the childrens war au. read it before reading canon and it's been a long minute

[reallytiredpokeplayer]

@yarrayora, I am really sorry about the ask I had sent you regarding the word of god trope thing. You weren't wrong when you said that I was making assumptions about your thoughts . The ask was really rude on my part so I understand why you blocked me. If it was a last straw kind of thing where my attitude in our interactions was already off-putting it is also understandable. I had let my own interests and brainrot cloud my judgement.

You don't have to forgive me or anything. I just want to at least try to apologize for my assholery.

#Yarrayora

[hopeswriting]

i will fix the typo later when i add your image description but i choked on my laughter because you said hibari "can kiss" ryohei's ass

I GUESS HE CAN!

OH NO zerftgdhf. 😭😂😂 thanks for letting me know because i need to fix that typo in my reblog too lol!

#asks #yarrayora

[function-heartbeat-sync]

will ceasar show up?? (u know, rex's brother?) will he??

#admin.fae #userdata.ask #i actually just had this image on hand @yarrayora made it a while ago ty yarra #anyway césar my beloved if youve seen me talk on main you know im unwell about this man and kei is too

[infearbutstillhere]

It was the day before Mahiru's birthday.

He and his mom were at the supermarket shopping for groceries. As they passed the bakery section, Mahiru saw a cake in the display fridge. It was just simple looking cheese cake with no frosting or toppings But it looked like it would taste good, and it was cheap! So he begged his mom to get this cake for his birthday. He probably didn't notice it then, but he remembered his mom looking sorry for a short moment before finally relenting.

When they finally reached the cashier, Mahiru was bouncing off his feet. He couldn't wait to have this cake on his birthday tomorrow! But then-

"Sorry ma'am, but I'm afraid there's not enough in your card."

Mahiru didn't fully understand how 'cards' worked for adults, but he knew what 'not enough' meant. Just as his mother was fretting over the payment, he took the cake away from the cashier.

"It's ok Mom. I can just put the cake back. We don't have to buy it."

It was the obvious choice. They needed everything else, the cake was just an extra expense. He tried to ignore the looks and whispers from the other shoppers as he made his way to the bakery section.

Suddenly, the cake was lifted out of his hands. "I'll pay for the cake."

Mahiru looked up to see who it was that offered to pay. It was a man who was standing behind them in line. He had white spiky hair and green eyes. He was super tall, probably taller than Uncle Tooru.

"O-oh! You don't have to do that, sir!" His mom quickly said to the tall man.

"It's fine. I'm not really buying much for myself. I can just pay for the cake." The tall man started rubbing his ear for some reason. When Mahiru looked at the the man's basket, it was filled with instant noodles and bottled water. Even so, the man still paid for his things and the cake as well. Mahiru thought that he would just leave after that.

Except that wasn't all he did. Not only did he pay for the cake, he also helped to bring the groceries back to their apartment. As it turned out, Arago-san (he later told them to call him that) was renting the apartment right next to theirs.

Mahiru had heard about guardian spirits sent by the deities. Maybe Arago-san was one, it would explain why he was so pale.

Suddenly, Mom got a call from work. She needed to help cover a shift for one of her coworkers. And Uncle Tooru was also busy with work. Koyuki and Ryuusei were also busy that whole day, though they didn't tell him why. Which means that Mahiru was going to be home alone the whole night.

Which was fine. Mahiru's a grown boy anywa-

"I can help accompany him for the night." Arago-san suddenly volunteered.

Mahiru looked at Arago-san with wide eyes. Not even the aunties that live next door would be able to make time to take care of him. And Arago-san was willing to do it even if they've only met that day?

"A-are you sure? I wouldn't want to trouble you anymore." His mom was concerned.

"Yeah, I'm sure. As long as you can make it for Mahiru's birthday tomorrow, right?"

That day, Mahiru saw his mom show the happiest smile he had ever seen.

"You are a saint, Arago-san."

That made Arago-san's entire face go red. "G-geez, you don't have to go that far. I'm sure anyone would've done the same," he stuttered out.

Mahiru's mom chuckled. "Oh, how modest. I'm sure your parents are proud of you."

That made Arago-san look a little sad suddenly, and he started rubbing his ear again. "Yeah, I'm sure they are...." He let out a small cough. "Anyways, don't worry about it."

"I just wanted to help. That's all."

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Mahiru was buying supplies at a local supermarket alongside Koyuki, Ryuusei and Sakuya for their school festival. They were waiting for their turn to pay as Sakuya was sharing another of his silly ghost stories (something about Hanako-san and how she lived at their school) and asking them how much of what he said was a lie. Just as Mahiru was about to smack Sakuya on the head,

"Sorry ma'am, but I'm afraid there's not enough in your card."

That caught Mahiru's attention and he turned to the front. The woman had a few groceries on the counter. To the side, her daughter seemed to be taking a set of colour pencils off the counter.

"It's ok Mama. I can put these back. We don't have to buy them."

Subconsciously, Mahiru stepped forward. "Wait, I can help pay for those."

The woman immediately interjected, "O-oh no, it's fine. You don't have to do that."

"I don't mind. I'm not buying much for myself. I can pay for the colour pencils."

Mahiru ignored the weird looks his friends were giving him as he paid for their supplies and the colour pencils. They bought quite a lot to prepare for the festival, but he was going to claim whatever amount of money he spent on the supplies from the class budget so it wasn't like he was lying.

After that, he helped the woman and her daughter to load the groceries into their car. "Oh, thank you. You really are an angel."

The comment made him blush, and he started rubbing his ear. "Don't worry about it. I just wanted to help. That's all."

As he and his friends walked back to Koyuki's house to organise their supplies, Sakuya suddenly piped up, "Hey Mahiru, why do you rub your ear at times?"

"Huh, seriously Sakuya? He's been doing that for years now!" Ryuusei shot Sakuya an incredulous look.

"I-I know that! It's just that I never thought to ask him why until now!"

"That is true, we've been seeing Mahiru doing it for years now, but I don't think we ever questioned it," Koyuki added.

All three of them stopped walking and looked at Mahiru hoping to get an answer. He just sighed and said, "It's not some grand story or anything. I just accidentally picked it up from one of my neighbours. You guys know him."

"Oh, you mean the gaijin from England?" Ryuusei asked as the four of them continued walking.

"Who...?"

"Don't you remember him Sakuya? He accompanied Mahiru while we were planning his birthday surprise."

"Uuummm... oh! Yeah, that's right Koyuki. Shit, I'm sorry Mahiru, for not being there for you when you were alone."

Mahiru sighed. "It's fine Sakuya. I know you guys were just trying to make my birthday more fun that year."

"Anyways, Arago-san helped to take care of me whenever Mom or Uncle Tooru was too busy for about a month before he had to go back to England to deal with something. Must've picked it up from him during that time."

Everyone hummed in agreement before Sakuya started speaking. "Y'know Mahiru. You could've met an angel."

"....Is this another one of your jokes, Sakuya?"

"Wait, wait, hear me out first! They say that each child is blessed with two guardian angels to guide them through life. When the child is going through hardship, one of them would appear to the child in a form that is most welcoming. The angel would help to care for the child until they believe the child is in a good situation and then leave to return to their post."

Everyone went silent at Sakuya's words. Mahiru thought about how Arago-san went beyond the kindness one would normally show a stranger. Maybe angel was a bet-

"Now who wants to guess how much of what I said was a lie?"

"Ow! Hey! Mahiru! You didn't need to hit me that hard!"

#servamp #arago #mahiru shirota #shirota mahiru #arago hunt #sakuya watanuki #watanuki sakuya #ryuusei #koyuki #this is the first time I have ever written a crossover #I sincerely hope I did all these characters justice #shout out to yarrayora for introducing the servamp and arago manga to me and showing there different ways to enjoy media #“wait if arago and servamp share a universe then what about-” #shush that is something I will think about later #I just think Mahiru deserves an adult from his chldhood that either a) didn't look down on him for being a single mom's child #or b) will not go on to lie to him and/or nearly get him killed #If you've read thus far #thank you for taking your time to read this #servamp x arago #crossover

[shiirotas]

POV: If Akira had told Touma she was pregnant with Mahiru

#servamp #touma taishi #taishi touma #akira shirota #shirota akira #mahiru shirota #mine #based on @yarrayora's one post #YOU KNOW THE ONE #that post keeps me up at night

[gothamcityneedsme]

@yarrayora said: “jimmy, you’re my only pal” is usually heartwarming but rn it’s just heartbreaking

if dc is going to keep taking the legion out of supermans backstory, im going to make it Worse

#Shitpost #yarrayora #im thinking like. A story where superman has been made to forget #and because he forgets he actually takes some actions that he wouldnt have if he remembered #so he starts slowly and subtly erasing and changing the future #and this makes the legion vanish #because the 31st century isnt the same without superman doing some specific things #idk i just like want it to be Key that he remembers? #I think thats really interesting #He has to know he must live to uphold his own destiny #and if he doesnt know theres something missing. The legion changes or is just gone #id have to think more on specifics

[majuuorthrus]

14. If you could see one of your fics adapted into a visual medium, such as comic or film, which fan fic would you pick?

If I was going for completely self-indulgent, probably this one, but it is pretty long. Especially as I think it would be more fun if it was an animated film. It would probably want a decent amount of computer effects in live-action, and CGI often suffers from not feeling part of the scene because the actors can't act with it.

Other fun ones would be Ríastrad or ... (yes, that's the title). They're fun. Although the mystic relic in ... definitely needs to be obnoxiously weird.

#yarrayora

[yarrayora]

hmm my mother only has like… 1 million rupiah left in her bank account. which, okay, it sounds a lot probably but to give you context on how little it actually is: imagine a family of three eating at mcdonald's. with 1 million rupiah you can only eat there thrice

so, uh, please help by donating

#donations

[coquelicoq]

[Image description: 6 stills from the anime “Natsume’s Book of Friends” featuring the characters Natori Shuuichi and Matoba Seiji as teenagers with tumblr text posts edited in.

Image 1: Natori scowls as he watches Matoba walk away from him and Takuma at his first meeting of exorcists. The text post is by tumblr user LibraryTicketss and reads "I believe in annoyed at first sight"

Image 2: Natori and Matoba stand facing each other in front of a pond lined with trees. Natori, who is blond, is wearing a black jacket, while Matoba, who has black hair, has on a light gray hoodie. Text post by guccigarantine reads "is he… you know…. your narrative foil?"

Image 3: Natori stands outside glaring up at Matoba, who's sitting in an upper-story windowsill offscreen. Text post by clouiis reads "what is a rival if not a crush ur mad about having"

Image 4: Natori walks away as Matoba stands in the distant background staring out at the river with his back to Natori. Text post by yarrayora reads "characters dynamic that's like 'they weren't in a relationship but they're definitely exes now'"

Image 5: Matoba laughs and waves his hand as Natori glowers. An anonymous ask placed over Natori reads "request for you to not be a bitch" and the answer by tswift, placed over Matoba, reads "request denied"

Image 6: Matoba smiles blithely as Natori exclaims in offense over something he just said. Text post by forbiddnfruits reads "sorry i called you a fucking idiot i was trying to flirt"

/end ID]

teen natori shuuichi: *has lots of inconvenient emotions* i am going to create a me that is so good at hiding his emotions. better than everyone else even. i'm going to get so good at it that i become famous specifically for being good at it. and then we'll see who's laughing

natsuyuu characters as text posts 3/?

#meanwhile teen matoba seiji: i am getting a good grade in getting a reaction out of shuuichi-san #something that is normal to want and possible to achieve #maybe a little too possible. not much of a challenge really #natsuyuu characters as #text posts #my posts #horrible exorcists #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #exorcist flashbacks #hexfest2k23 #i swear i will someday do some of these that are about other characters lol. just let me get this out of my system first

[carriagelamp]

it's sherlock the awakened! i didn't send it to you because it was done by frogwares so it would probably be good and i have dedicated myself to only send bad adaptations your way

oh, no, believe me I am SUPER aware of The Awakened! I played the original and I'm half-feral over the thoughts of this remake I can't WAIT.

I meant I didn't realize that Frogware had done a Sherlock Holmes / Arsene Lupin crossover which... I'm not really sure why that one never twigged :/c but I am now very excited to give it a try

#the only problem is that it seems to be pc only and i have a much easier time playing games on console than pc #would rather be lounging on my couch then hunging over my pc :P #chatter #yarrayora