#yes they're rickrolling everyone

[iambecomeahamburger]

Draw the squad: Bad Batch edition

#the bad batch #tbb memes #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #star wars #draw the squad #yes they're rickrolling everyone #yes they make it look cool #no they don't give a fuck #hunter is being edgy in the drivers seat #wrecker should not have been given this much sugar before leaving the ship #crosshair is being a grumpy bitch but hey whats new #tech is a dinosaur? #anyways yeah this is pre echo and omega #og bad batch fr

[imdonewiththisblogsblog]

Sun wokung: *looks at MK*

Sun wokung: Baby boy. Baby.

Sun wokung: *looks at Tang *

Sun wokung: Evil.

*While the Squad is in a battle*

Macaque , trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

MK: Take it back now y'all!

Sun wokung: Pfft, you should meet Macaque , they're such a tsundere.

Tang : They... they just stabbed you.

Sun wokung: So cute.

Mei: Did you win? Or just not die?

Mei: Either way, hooray.

Macaque : ...Is "no" a valid answer?

Mei: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.

MK: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.

Red son: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.

Sandy: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Red son has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth?

Red son: I want to set it off.

Tang : What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Sandy: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Red son: I kicked MK in the shin-

MK: -So I kicked Red son between the legs.

Macaque : I burned a town down.

Tang : What?!

MK: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Macaque : A lot of things.

Red son: No shit.

Mei: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Tang ?

Tang : Macaque , easily.

Macaque , laughing: What the fuck, man.

Tang : Well, Pigsy would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.

Pigsy, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

Tang : What makes you all smile?

Mei: Friends and Family.

Red son: Snacks.

Macaque : Victory and success.

Sun wokung: Face muscles.

Pigsy: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.

Tang : You think I’m cute?

Pigsy: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

Macaque : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Sun wokung!

Sun wokung: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

MK: I have a plan.

Tang : I have the hospital and Mei on speed dial.

Pigsy: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together.

Tang : So, then… détente?

Pigsy: Agreed.

Tang : Understanding?

Pigsy: Possibly.

Tang : Cooperation?

Pigsy: Maybe.

Tang : Trust?

Pigsy: Out of the question.

Tang : What’s your biggest fear?

MK: I am incredibly arachnophobic.

Tang , under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

MK: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Mei: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

MK: Absolutely not.

Sun wokung: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.

Macaque : You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.

Sun wokung: And I reserve that right! After all....

Sun wokung: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!

Macaque : There were no movies made in 1879.

Sun wokung: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!

Mei: Oooh! Let’s go ask MK if they saw it in theatres!

Mei: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Pigsy: I really care about your feelings!

Tang : I really care about YOUR feelings!

Mei, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Macaque : YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Sun wokung: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

#lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #shadowpeach #LMK #lmk spicynoodles

[changeling-rin]

Each Link (let's include Codex, Wraith, and so on) gets to run this blog for one day each. How do they answer questions and how do they run it in general? (Servo, suggesting a stronger password than 'hiyaaa!')

Gen: short, sweet, and to the point, he'll answer the question as asked and nothing more. posts occasionally about first-aid and CPR procedural changes

Speck: forgets that the ask box is a thing, floods the feed with pictures of every single dog he meets/pets

the Four: still haven't figured out how not to post the same thing four times. in a constant legal battle to prove they're not a spambot

Ocarina: tries his best to answer questions, sometimes has to ask for help. paranoid about posting things outside the blog theme

Mask: only answers what he feels like answering, and his answers may or may not be relevant to the question. Sometimes spams memes

Dusk: answers everything, sometimes with a bit too much detail. he tries to cover every possible answer the asker might have wanted. almost never posts anything else - except for entirely random pictures of cats

RGBV: takes turns, badly. green answers the questions he feels confident about but does nothing else. red spams pictures of cute animals, only cute animals. blue answers... some questions, but only the ones he likes, and even then he only answers in fighting metaphors. vio answers everything as concisely and as factually as he can manage (and unintentionally, dryly). the blog has never had less of a coherent theme

Lore: answers everything, but... not sensibly. if it's not in another language entirely, then it's got absolutely nothing to do with the actual question

Realm: he starts off trying to answer the question, but then he loses his train of thought. spends the rest of the post trying to find it again. only succeeds about 25% of the time, usually ends on a wild tangent.

Sketch: answers some questions because he's supposed to at least try, but is much more interested in sharing project ideas. posts a combination of ideas-to-try and things-he-just-made

Wind: mostly responsible, answers questions to the best of his ability but will go get someone to help if he's having trouble. occasionally posts about boats or marine life. can and will identify every fish in a given scene, also has strong opinions about proper aquarium upkeep

Steam: started off answering questions, slowly devolved more and more into pictures of trains. occasionally intersperses with the 'I Like Trains' meme, song, or animated compilation, depending on his mood. he's fully aware of the joke and he's fully embracing it

Shadow: uploads once a year on April Fools, inevitably leading to the reader being Rickrolled. accidentally becomes Tumblr-famous after a particularly complicated rickroll prank ends up on the world-heritage-post blog

Oni: has no idea what he's doing. answers questions with yes or no. has made exactly one personal post about makeup, of all things

Rune: will post about once a month, releasing a mass collective of answered asks, then disappears. never responds to being pinged. might be a cryptid

Lux: 'politely' insults anyone he feels has asked a stupid question. only answers asks when he feels like it. has gotten in trouble with a staff mod more than once for inappropriate language

RSE: collectively answers questions, all chipping in their two-cents. sometimes start arguing in the posts themselves. screenshots of their arguing dialogue gets circulated on Pinterest occasionally

Lyric: sets up a queue, maintains it religiously. he's somehow set it up to release in perfect 4:4 time relative to his time-zone. will answer everything he can, but occasionally forgets that not everyone understands dancing metaphors

Codex: answers questions sometimes. posts rants sometimes. posts random historical snippets sometimes. there's no upload schedule here whatsoever.

Wraith: tries to answer questions! it helps that he can ask so many other people for advice. consequently he has absolutely no common theme, writing style, recognizable language tic, or even spelling consistency. made the mistake of uploading a video of him talking to his ghosts, and is now afraid of his inbox. people keep asking him to hold seances and they get upset when he tries to tell them that he doesn't know what that is

#Changeling Answers #DL Questions #Servo #All the DL Links #if they ran the blog #I need you to understand what an out-of-the-way question this is #like I legit had to sit here and just. think for a few hours

[incarnateirony]

I do find it funny how few, very very few, people ever truly understood Zenthus. Maybe players back in the original campaigns circa early 2000s until about 2007, that watched him as he became who he was, but the following 15 years was a mix of people just not finding the right answers, or making the right builds, or looking for the right things, or just goddamn not listening.

I ironically ran into it with of all things another GM, because he plays "god" but got ultimately fucking rickrolled without even trying, no spells ever fired, nothing. And then I got "uwuwuuwuwuw Zento was such a manipulator"

I mean, dude, he already turned down one object you offered him you shouldn't. Whether that was pure goodness of intent or paranoia of getting bound by another ring is up to interpretation, but he didn't have to sit there playing shinto priest giving God some fucking therapy on how not to be a shitty person while clarifying the exact nature of his entrapment. You knew he has internal issues of being compelled, you know what he deals with. You brought him in even when he directly disadvised it to your face, and then quite literally handed your supposed "friend's" entire blueprint to the orphic egg they're surviving in, in chaos, with a casual question just because you felt the most moderate pressure from his kid attacking you. That, or you were a lot more put out and scared than letting on of those attacks, cuz, "The blueprints, do you have them?" HERE YOU GO, AND YOUR GIFTED WORLDS WORST DAD MUG

Continued conversation. He is LITERALLY advising god, entirely truthfully, on how to fight his son. Like yes, we raised Kion, this is how he thinks, because this is what we would do, stop impulse reacting, he is doing everything he can to make you react. We literally thrive on making you impulse react and start slipping up. Stop being so confident he's acting from incompetence either, three times in the last two minutes you declared something only to get hit remotely in the godly face to the point of verbal surprise or impress. Stop it. He's targeting your creation because you're hiding, not because he thinks you're there. And he will continue to target your creation until you do something about it.

But the further he got advised on the situation the more freaked god* got and deadass like killed himself to remove himself from the cycle to stop perpetuating this bullshit that set Kion off to begin with and Zento just walks out with everything.

Like. that wasn't even manipulation dude, he was entirely honest with you top to bottom, and even stopped you from the suicide route earlier but when you decided to do it again it's like, fine whatever, okay, genuinely makes my life easier, do you, and he did.

Zento is *dangerous* but he is not, actually, actively manipulative. *Zenthus* is even extremely honest, though that personality IS manipulative. But Zenthus can jack Zento, and you said you understood when the change happened so like. no dude that's just loose lips sink cosmic ships. Zenthus crawling out to yoink the map should be none surprise, Zento even warned you three times three different ways.

That doesn't mean Shea had the right idea either to like, love him better. That also doesn't work, Zenthus still has too much unadulterated control when he wants. Or trying to force my hand into some easy slay arrangement of the bad half for reasons like, no. No we aint doin this.

God's player often talked about God's Cry For Help but would rather be uwu Zento is manipulator because i did a bad than realize, Zenthus' entire existence is Zento's 20+ RL year cry for help nobody's ever card enough about to figure out how to answer, and everyone gets too pissed at Zenthus to address, and everyone loses their shit and doesn't know how to fix it. These folks now aren't even pulling punches, fuck breaking his phyllactery, they're facing his full true self and all his parts and memories and forms and sublords like Zom and Ex head on and tactically, flushing out the pain and insanity driving not just him but compelling men beneath the surface for ages.

And damn has Noiz observed a lot. Like. Khyla actually sat and talked with Zento while everyone talked of him as the irredeemable asshat, which isn't true unto itself. Just like morning tea with a quiet sage with a strange sense of humor before realizing, "oh my god, this guy is playing cat and mouse with his own knowledge and himself".

Len has sat in the serpent's lair more than once now, and even gotten Zento's attention in strange ways, even if mostly through Zenthus masque. Sesh has absolutely broken down what's screwing his kid up so bad to keep everyone straight.

like noiz even learned the speech patterns for them with a QUICKNESS. Like. Nono Zento is the weeb part because he's an eastern dragon, but also has strange leaks of genuine habits, like "Ehhhh" in thought, and other drawls. Zenthus does not allow that staggering, and retains VERY little of Zento's far east influence beyond sort of kidnapping a reflection of him for figure. A few of the speech ticks like "ne/yes?" remain, mostly because elvish mimics that and was recent history. And sometimes they really are in concert together, and that itself has an identifiable tone, as does the Void compelling him at times, or at least the behaviors that rise from him. Noiz broke that shit DOWN. But does not understand how RARE that is.

The GM had even missed it and he knew me for almost the whole damn time. "Oh Zenthus hides Zento well" no the fuck he doesn't, he changes between voice, dialect, tone, has even told you "I have a gnat of my own (in my head)", has switched between addressing his own takes like "It's funny you would say mortals would think that. He DID." about--himself? Bro he aint hiding shit. He tells you again and again and nobody listens to how he communicates even when he literally sits down and has a 2 hour talk advising god, god just. ok i'm die now. He is literally walking around holding a stick with his two halves in front of everyone all the goddamn time what the fuck are you talking about hides Zento well. Noiz had a character talk to him for like 5 minutes and fucking picked it up, why do normal people suck at this

No. he needs to be let go, but he needs to be replaced first. But people need to make sure when he's replaced, Zenthus doesn't hitch a ride on the new vessel. Mythology reasons make it Real Fuckin Bad to delete Zento without a backup plan so it's time to think. and damn noiz been thinking

bro, mads buddy, I love you, but I don't want to hear about God's Unheard Cry For Help While He Openly Insults The People Reaching To Him Or Even Makes Their Lives Worse The Three Times Anyone Tried, in a new plot thread, when this guy has been wearing his shit on his sleeve for ages and nobody listens. He told YOU and you did jack schitt, and even failed to inform your supposed friend you sold out the blueprints of about the fact that you know, you need to have something to replace Zenthus' function if you want reality to be able to observe itself. Do they have one? Yes. It would have been nice for god to tell them that before seppuku, but whatever. Zento's been begging to be heard for almost a quarter century in real life and finally one motherfucker got set on fixing it hell or high water because the player fell in love with Zenthus' son as their favorite blorbo and He Must Be Saved. But not like my ex wife's hackass romance, no. I'm talking busting ass, complex character sheets, math, large scale tactics on orders of operations to neuter him and so on. Your super great god had every chance to listen to someone ELSE'S cry for help and save his own friend but you deuced out under moderate pressure and embarrassment. So yeah I don't wanna hear about babygod's cry for help of his own self entrapment lmaoooo

[avisisisis]

So I was watching Young Justice, and. The mind link is so amazing? Why do people never mention it? There's so many things you could make with it

Just, imagine.

Wally struggling not to call Robin by his real name, resulting in him cussing everyone out while he cries

Someone randomly having some very loud +18 thoughts and everyone fake-gagging at them

A member of the team has a song stuck in their head, which means that the rest also got that song stuck in their head. Cut to them fighting a supervillain while singing Let It Go. This happens at least once a week and it annoys Every One Of Them

The team getting so used to having the mind link that they can read each other's body language almost perfectly. Batman walks in on Wally and Robin making weird expression at eachother as if they were arguing but without making any sound, only for Robin to suddenly yell “you BITCH!!” as Wally laughs his ass off. This is a common occurrence

Talking shit about everyone together

Robin randomly changing languages and struggling to speak English all the time. Wally thinking very fast on accident and only realizing when someone yells at him because they can't understand him and it's making their head hurt

Accidentally making a joke after an emotional moment that they wouldn't say out loud but since they have the mind link everyone heard it and now they're trying to not laugh as the word burns around them

Dick, as Nightwing, always thinking about his little siblings and ‘have you seen how cute they are?? Have you???’ (Kaldur sighs and says: ‘yeah you tell us about three times every hour’)

Always knowing when they're upset. It took a while to learn when to stop pushing each other when they noticed someone felt upset, but they managed it

Always knowing what the others need

Being able to know what the rest of the team is thinking even with the mind link down

Kaldur has mentally sighed 50 times in a day. Yes they counted

It's extremely hard to keep secrets from one another

Wally has an identity crisis and everyone hears about it so they run as fast as they can to his room to comfort him. Robin gets there first

Robin randomly listing everyone's weaknesses, creeping them out (Wally's used to it so he didn't say anything. He found the whole thing amusing)

Being able to explain stuff incredibly well because you can just show images of whatever you're trying to talk about

Pranks

Wally rickrolling everyone at least once a week

The mind link has so many cool, funny and angsty stuff coming with it yet no one talks about it

#dc #young justice #mind link #telepathy

[beardedmrbean]

Doge Asks 3rd Year Anniversary Special

*Lightning zaps a massive space ship hovering over a suspicious laboratory*

Scientist: Assistant! Status report!

Assistant: The ship's preparing to destroy the serotonin supply, Walter's still talking to thin air, and the catgirls's gone stir crazy again!

Scientist: That's not a report. That's just stating the obvious!

*Le Catgirl scratching the door has arrived*

Catgirl: Outside!

Doge: Come one folks! There's gotta be something we can do to save this 3 year running joke!

Anti-Doge: We could also make a new inverse character. It's always unexpected!

*Le everyone waiting silently and nothing happens has arrived*

Anti-Doge: The Wowish Inquisition didn't show up. This is NOT good.

Doge: We don't need more inverse characters! Cheems is too busy fighting Yomgurt to help us!

Jim: And that Karen clone that's actually nice-

Anti-Doge: Caren?

Jim: Yes, Caren but not Karen, she's running an orphanage daycare now. She's not gonna care enough to help us...Ironic.

Murphy: What about anti-Walter? He's gotta be sane right?

Anti-Doge: Retlaw's on a holiday trip to the Alps.

*Meanwhile in le Alps*

*Le Retlaw yodeling has arrived*

Retlaw: My good name is Retlaw!

*Back in le lab.*

Murphy: Should we even expect Coach Henry to do something?

Doge: With any luck, he's still in jail.

Jim: Wellllll.

Doge: He IS still in jail, right?

Jim: Yeah, totally in jail. Never gonna help us up or save us down.

Scientist: Did you just Rickroll the great DOCTOR VON PROFESSOR?!

*Jim smiles*

Jim: Had to get one last on in before the end.

Murphy: What if we all get back in your time machine and see if Professor Von Doctor can help us?

Scientist: That's the M.U.T.T. and we can't use it. The M.U.T.T. would take too long and the time machine's broken. SOMEBODY decided to use it to create a temporal paradox and then a snazzy dressed alien with a flying blue rectangle broke it.

Doge: Well...I guess we're doomed. Come on guys, let's go on the subreddit and let everyone know this is the end.

Walter: Al! There's gotta be something we haven't tried yet!

Al: Sam, I know! Ziggy's running every simulation he can on hot to get that sorry excuse for a UFO outta here and keep everyone's dopamine intact!

Walter: Serotonin!

Al: They both keep you happy, it's the same thi- Wait a minute.

Walter: What?

Al: The percentage of taking that thing out of the sky's just gone from 0 to 1 percent. 2. 3. Something's happening.

Assistant: Doc! I've got something on the long-range scanners!

*Meanwhile in le space ship*

Captain: Report!

Weapons Dog: The Serotonin Stopper's at 85% power, sir.

Captain: That's not a report. That's just stating the obvious.

Weapons Doge: Yes, sir. Weapons will finish charging within a minute. Then Cringeville will be destroyed, along with the last reserves of serotonin. Then with no reason for anyone to try, we would've finally put a long overdue end to this terrible running joke that's been going on for 3 years.

Captain: Now THAT'S a report.

Weapons Doge: Thank you, sir.

Captain: You may fire when ready.

Scanner Doge: Captain, we've detected a single fighter jet on a course directly to us.

Captain: A single fighter? We've got a space ship with city destroying capabilities. Who on Earth would be crazy enough to take us on fight a single...Wait.

*Le fighter jet soars through le clouds towards le space ship*

*As the clouds clear, the name on the jet can be seen, "Bonker 35"*

Captain: FIRE ALL WEAPONS NOW!

Weapons Doge: I can't, they're not charged! The plot won't let me!

Communications Doge: We're getting a signal from the fighter. Putting it onscreen.

*The fighter pilot appears and takes off his mask*

Doge Anon: Hello boys! I'M BAAAAAACK!

*Le missile launches into le space ship and turns it into fireworks*

Doge: Well, that was convenient!

Murphy: My tractors are saved!

Doge: And so are Walter's fire and monster trucks!

Anti-Doge: WOOOO!

Scientist: Good to see the lab wasn't destroyed again. If it released the thing in the basement before it was ready, that would've been a disaster.

*Meanwhile in le basement*

*A very small thing floats in a green tank*

Thing: Sssoooooonnn.

*Back in le ground floor*

Assistant: Good. That would've been messy.

Anti-Doge: All this to say that it's great to be back! This calls for a musical number! HAND ME LE MIC!

Doge: Oh no, you don't, I'm singing this one first!

*Le fighting over le mic as September by Earth, Wind & Fire starts playing*

Walter: So we did it?

Al: That's right, Sam. Everything goes mostly back to normal. Karen gets to angry, she drops into a hate coma for a month, giving Doge some much needed time off. Anti-Doge goes on to give the best punchline of his career.

*Le Anti-Doge punches Doge*

Al: Yeah, there it is. And Lilothy becomes the first mayor of Cringeville to be a minor.

Walter: He does?

Al: Sworn into office right before his 18th birthday, so it counts. Oh and...Uh, that's gonna be ugly when it happens.

Walter: What? Does someone take him out?

Al: No, he goes on to serve 8 terms and does fine. This one's about that thing in the basement below us. It's not pretty. Good news for you though is you eventually go on to own an emporium that sells fully functional fire trucks to dogs everywhere at a reasonable price.

Walter: So I'm gonna leap outta here?!

Al: Yeah, just as soon as-

Murphy: Hey Walts! How about after this, we go down to your place and have a round of quarter pounders, on me?

Walter: Sure. That sounds nice.

Al: Bye bye crazy world.

*Le blue light engulfs Walter*

Walter: Ah, FINALLY!

*Le Sam leaps into the body of someone holding clippers to a wire in a box*

Bomb Squad guy: Come on, Anderson, pick a wire. This thing's gonna go off in 40 seconds.

Sam: Oh boy!

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Happy 3 years of cringey jokes, Nunya. Hopefully next year's more active than this one, and I hope you still enjoy it!

-Doge Anon le first

Submitted, obviously, by Doge Anon

I was gonna try and do something but nothing that came to mind could top this you've sent so I went simple since I can't compete anyhow.

We're a couple years behind the subreddit, but that's just fine.

It's a good day, got a doge ask

#submission #doge asks #yay #doge anon

[lettersfrombeyondthegrave]

If I had musician skills I'd start releasing music and putting "remastered" and like an ueara in the 2000's. And everyone will be like oh when where the originals? I never heard of this. Anybody knows? And nobody knows because I made that shit up. And the. They'll look at me and be like "wdym 2008 remastered this mfer was clearly a child in 2008 what the hell" and then in interviews I'd say oh no I did it myself. It's not songs of like a parent or smth. I made this :) and they're gonna ask when it was originally made and I'm gonna start panicking and anxiously look around and make the Convo awkward and say we don't talk about that. Please let's change subject. I prefer not to say that.

And the more it'll go the more the opinions are gonna be divided between "ugh clearly a publicity stunt" and ppl rlly invested in understanding what I'm talking about. And the more they'll push the more I'll say bits. Oh I can't, really, I can't say that. Oh yeah you could say it's... A contract in a way. Really I can't say more. it's a secret haha anyway. No please don't make me say anything. I had an agreement yes with someone. I don't know who. I know who. We know who. You know ewho. Haha idkkk lol. Please I can't say anything else. It involved blood. I can't ,really I can't. And I'll continue to use the remastered format and people will just drop it and become accustomed with it even if it's still eerie as people start talking AB it as a joke and I still am very serious about the whole thing. Deadly serious. And I'll get rich. Buy a manor or make build one. I'm talking gothic, I'm talking 1800, castle, and throw parties in it, disco vampire I'm talking. And this would be in half secret btw, I started ""hiding"" from when I started living in the manor. So from time to time article pops up "new shots from [insert name]'s hiding spot making yet another fabulously dark party, will they ever return to music?

Then I'd return. Hyping the whole thing. Going to talk shows. This time it's not remastered. Hyped a whole album, saying all the experiences at the manor gave me so much inspo, how much it's haunted and old (yes even if I built it). Then I'd make a singular post on all social media platforms saying "It's out now." And then a link to a website. Start your experience. And another link for the physical preorder. And it has a whole aesthetic. The "main track" starts after few clicks in this gothic inspired vintage adventuresque website yk. And it's hyping up the actual start of the song. Then black screen.music fades into radio noises bullshit then silence. Website automatically redirects to YouTube. It's the rickroll. The second link gives you just the image of a lemonade. A random lemonade. I never mentioned lemonade ever in my entire career. Ever. I change identity and disappear again. Buy my own manor. "Look at this young entrepreneur with a love for the internet buy the manor of [insert name], quote, "for the memes", how funny!" I adopt cats. Still have enough to live comfortably. Give the rest to charities and my numerous lovers.

When I die, a letter is sent to the medias. Omg before passing away the left this. For those of you who don't know who this insternet sensation is, it all started-. And it's a long letter. Passionate. I hired people to make it, afterall. Amazing letter. It builds up my reasons. At the end I finally explain. "Idk I thought it was funny lol". Point blank end of the letter. Nothing else. Videos of the biggest fans go around, saying cheers and drinking lemonade "this one for you."

People will speculate in the years the strangest things. In reality I just felt like it. I'm dead. I don't care. I live gay and vampiringly and that's what matters.

#i dont know if it's important to not that its 4 am rn.

[justyouraveragecsmfan]

Charming Things CSM characters have done✨

Denji

Simped for every lady he's met. Got nearly killed and scammed every time but never learned his lesson

Tried to buy an adult magazine once but got cold feet when he saw the cashier was a girl. Kept blushing the entire time during checkout.

Loves high-school shoujo stories. Knows every trope by heart and giggles creepily at a cliche scene - finally gets kicked out of the bookstore because he was scaring customers.

Power

Never learnt domestic hygiene properly. And doesn't want to.

Grabs candy from passerby kids. Laughs at their face as they tear up and tells them they're ugly.

Loves messing with Karens. They can never win against her. Power makes it a weekly thing to mess with them and now none of them dare approach her.

Himeno

Vomits on anything except in the sink or bathroom. When questioned just says it's part of her "Aesthetic".

Puffs cigarette smoke into the other's person's face. (Usually Aki's).

Rickrolls her subordinates on a monthly basis.

Tried learning the WAP dance but misjudged her ability to perform spilts. Now she's even more determined to perform it perfectly one day.

Aki

He smokes in the living room where everyone is present. When told kicks the person out of the room instead of going out himself.

He secretly likes reading shoujo manga but will never tell this to anyone.

Denji caught him once and he threw the book at his face , mortified.

Yes okay Aki we get u have an edgelord aesthetic to maintain-

Kobeni

Cries herself to sleep every night

Tried to shoplift once out of peer pressure when she was a kid, remained with the guilt for the rest of the year and never went into that store again.

Never got over Titanic.

Gets taken advantage of by her parents so much at one point even Violence politely offered to take them out for good. Kobeni refused ofc.

#chainsaw man x reader #csm memes #chainsaw man memes #hayakawa aki/reader #denji/reader #hi im back from dead #the second trailer revived me so yeah #anime CONFIRMED THIS SUMMER HELL YEAH

[theflyingfeeling]

So I don't know what you've already heard of the Lahti concert from other sources but here's my report anyway 🖤

The first thing I need to tell you is that in front of me there was this sweet sweet girl who needed a hair tie so I borrowed her mine because I wasn't using it and as a thank you she filmed me so many, long videos and she had an EXCELLENT view to the stage!!! 😭

I mean, I did too, holy shit they were close, my breath was taken away when Porko suddenly appeared what felt like mere metres away from me 😵

I could see all their expressions and omg 🥺 they were all so happy to be playing a show again 🥺🥺 I especially loved the look on Niko's face and in general I was happy to see him a little better, I feel like I didn't see much of him at the Tampere gig

Joel did lots of interaction with Joonas as per usual and 🥺🥺🥺🥺 sometimes he went up to stand next to Aleksi and just 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 smile and look at him 😭😭😭😭

OLLI SANG!!! ........except that he didn't 🤡 They/we hyped it up and everyone was like omg he's gonna sing HE'S GONNA SING--- and then he fucking lipsynced to the opening of a Bon Jovi song 🤠 I swear to fucking god. This man is such a troll and I hate him 💞

Also, getting fucking rickrolled at a BC concert is NOT what I thought I'd ever experience, and yet 🤠 thx Porko <3

Aleksi had a little DJ solo of his own and everyone was happy 🥰 He also jumped around the stage during Sharks Love Blood 💓

Speaking of which, The Kiss was 💀!! It happened right in front of my salad and I died, I'm actually writing this from the grave

The setlist??!?! They played SO MANY SONGS I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO, such as Giants and Enemy For Me 😵 Giants especially was a special moment to me personally, will post a video tomorrow 💗

And they STARTED with Balboa of all the songs, blasting my brain right to the back wall 👌

Niko/Joonas flirting, but what else is new (Niko @ the crowd: "I've been looking at you all evening." Joonas @ Niko: "I've been looking at you too 😏" Niko: "who's surprised, hands up" lmaooo these guys 🥰)

Tommi didn't say a single fucking word the whole gig lol go on give us nothing, #onsealfa

Probably forgot something, will add later

I've had a shit past two months due to work stuff, but this kind of made up for it all. I love this band so much and oh god I'm gonna cry

Anyone with whom I talked about the gig beforehand knows how nervous I was (thanks for all the nice words btw <3) but, as per usual, everything went perfectly fine, I had possibly the best night of my life so far, and I'm so so happy that I went. I wish it would never have ended.

Some time ago someone sent me an ask asking what's the best concert I've been to. Back then I answered Antti Tuisku @ 2017 SuomiPopFestarit and BC @ Tampere back in August. They have now been replaced, and only another BC gig will ever compare. They are amazing live, and if you are given the chance to go to their concert, TAKE IT AND RUN 🖤

But let me tell ya, one of my absolute favourite moments happened AFTER the gig at the merch stall 🙈 This is the interaction I had with Miki, roughly translated:

Miki: *struggles to find the size tag of the WANS hoodie I'm buying*

me: it's an S

Miki: S, got it. *tells me the sum of my purchases*

me: *hands him my credit card*

Miki: *takes the card and inserts it in the payment terminal* it's a busy night!

me: yeah, but it's good you got your hands full am I right

Miki: yes, it's a positive problem! *tells me how to navigate on the payment terminal*

me: *barely manages to choose debit instead of credit and then just stares at the machine when it asks for my pin code because 1) the machine looks completely different to those in grocery stores for example, and 2) I had not expected to get to do small talk with Miki lol)

Miki: ..did you blackout?

me: YES, the numbers are in different order, you know, from the ones they have in grocery stores?!

Miki: *takes out that exact kinda payment terminal I'm talking about* no, they're in the same order

me: *upon seeing the more familiar-looking machine, remembers her pin code, THANK HEAVENS, and the payment is accepted* Y E S

In conclusion, you are all invited to our summer wedding 🥰🤣

#blind channel #blind channel @ lahti 3.12.2021 #pls understand the last part is a joke 😅 #i had the best time 🥰 #my concert #gig reports by theflyingfeeling

[stivya]

Dalinar enters a room with Navani, Jasnah, Adoline and Shallan all chatting. Dalinar asks "What is a meme?" Shallan and Adolin die while Jasnah attempts an overly descriptive definition of a meme. Navani knows exactly what a meme and has immediately created a new one. "Baffled Highlord". Lift makes memes but they're just deep fried images with a singular word on them. Kalladin asks Bridge 4 what a meme is, and they all just start blasting memes at him, overwhelming the poor man and sending him running.

YES. I love Lift's idea of memes. She'd have her own version of 'Szeth son son Vallano wore white on the day he was to kill the king' and it's just really badly edited images of white objects.

Kaladin also asks Shallan and Adolin what a meme is. They rickroll him. They rickroll everyone.

#if i may add from other cosmere stories #kelsier would probably post pictures of nobels houses burning on twitter #he thinks he understands memes but he'd just end up embarrasing vin #stormlight archive #mistborn #asks

[notasdriedapricots]

4,14 and 24 for music asks x

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about It's weird, but I don't really associate songs to people. There is someone I used to be close with, and we would laugh because for some mysterious reason this song would randomly start playing somewhere (the bar, the radio), only when we were hanging out. I still like the song, and it doesn't hurt to listen to it, but I do think of him whenever I hear it. Virtual Insanity, by Jamiroquai.

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding See, you're probably expecting a sweet romantic song here. The thing is, we don't really use romantic songs in this lands. Here, it's all about the party. Weddings go on until dawn, and when the plastic hats, glasses, necklaces and various other shit comes out, at about 2 am, that's the fun part. Everyone is various levels of drunk and still on the dancefloor, the people what weren't dancing stand up, the ones that went to get more drinks run back, people hug and jump around screaming their fucking lungs out because the music that plays at this time are the party classics. (This is actually the song I referenced in my Lucas in Argentina post! The player is not picking up the chorus that's the part you scream, tho lol)

24: A song by a band you wish were still together Most of the bands I like are still together, if you don't count The Beatles or Queen which, even if we lived in a parallel reality where they could still be together, I'm not sure I would want them to. This band is still together, I guess, but after the main singer left (even though he sounds so dunrk lol) the vibe kinda changed completely so I don't really like them anymore. I keep listening to the first four albums. They're a Canadian gypsy jazz group, that's about ti Rickroll y'all. Never Gonna Give You Up, by The Lost Fingers. Two guitars and a double bass, watching them live is iNsAnE (look at them playing Billie Jean live, it's a gem. Also, Karma Chamaleon. Also Pump Up the Jam, yes I said Pump Up the Jam. Bizarre but fantastic.)

Music ask! 🎼

Other answers!

#lovely mutuals 💜 #thank you!! #music ask