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beardedmrbean · 8 months

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Walter. Put your dick away Walter. I'm not having sex with you right now.

#doge #doge asks #yay #lol

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dreamlogic · 3 months

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so my mom has a new puppy, she's a 3 mo old anatolian shepherd/irish wolf hound mix. get a load of the fucken paws on this beaft, she's like a bobcat

#cc #doge #also met her dad (the anatolian) and his shoulders were about hip height on me. apparently he was the runt of his litter #this puppy is going to grow up to be a tan moose #to those in the tags asking various flavors of WHY and WHO DID THIS #uuuhhhh my mom's partner and his ex never fixed their dogs and were somehow surprised when Puppies Happened #so the answer is happy backyard accidents! yayyyy!!

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askthedoubleagent · 3 months

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Single, Gay Man.

Someone get this poor man a hug please 😔 - Mod Doge

#ask the double agent #ask blog #the henry stickmin collection #thsc au #henry stickmin au #brutus #henry stickmin fanart #henry stickmin oc #thsc brutus #thsc oc #doge art

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xxnomadsxx · 1 month

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you mentioned a while back that there’s a game named daggers in the village, how do you play?

It’s a very popular game amongst the village youth😁

How u play is simple, u get a group of kids, give each a BUNCH of daggers, let them spread out, and HIT THE DECK!! When they start chucking them at each other. When all the daggers are thrown each kid has to line up and count how many cuts or daggers are on/in their body (whoever has the most is deemed the loser, and the least the winner)

The game was created as a training exercise turned game (honestly it started off as a game between the feral trolls that Branch thought could be a good teaching exercise) The game was later introduced to kids, and was a hit!! (The adults were weary at first but realized “Hey are kids are learning how to throw weapons for the first time 🥹” AND THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD THING?!)

…anyway when the main cast find out about this game and are horrified (same bro same 😔) and try to shut it down as quickly as possible (to no avail they lost, and now hachets somehow got involved in the game?!) To this day they still try to shut it down, but Branch won’t listen to their issues with it(He’s a really big fan of daggers, and even plays with some of the other villagers (not Thing tho, since Thing is against throwing weapons at Branch)

#idk how this post got so long #I just thought it’d be a good way to show how messed up the village is #fun fact how some of the main cast (specifically Poppy) was by being asked to play daggers by some of the kids #it did not go well 😔#P.S I know Branch would never really approve a game like this #I just thought maybe he would ignore how horrible and dangerous this game is in favor of the fact it teaches kids how to doge and throw wea #trolls original character #dreamworks trolls #trolls #trolls brainrot #trolls band together #trolls branch #nomads au #trolls movie #grey tribe #trolls au #au idea

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gecko1011010 · 10 months

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Is it weird how Godrick has worse bones than his great grandfather from dozens of generations ago? Totally not

Godfrey was just built different lol,ig it's bc he hits the war gym a lot

pwease

#ask #my art #elden ring #meme #swole doge vs cheems

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mai-mai-lim · 10 months

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Cameron: Ello chaps, enjoying your stay so far? Tis the perfect time to have a good ol fashioned chatter with you two, starting off with my little brother, eh? Charles: W-wait wait, if you are really my long lost brother, then how the heck you become a Toppat?! ----- (thoughts in Korean) Ashley: *tsk* Annoying… Henry: Ah, fuck...

Imagine that you become a government agent tasked on taking down the biggest criminal organization, but unfortunately ended up getting captured, AND THEN finding out you have a family member who is part of said organization.

Bummer, isnt it?

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this idea has been rotting in my brain for a while really, thought it would be fun to have this scenario drawn out :P

also i wanna draw toppat!cam too KEK, with how his behavior goes, i dont think Ash like him much but since he's Reg and RHM adopted son, she gotta be careful on her words. (doesnt really matter much when OG Cam is her enemy anyway)

wanna write some korean phrases for the cousins too haha (to those confused, i hc henry as korean-american), here to say again that while henry got rusty on his language he still knows some swear words lol

Toppat!Cam belongs to @rarestdoge

Ashley Jang belongs to me.

#thsc #charles calvin #henry stickmin #henry stickmin fanart #thsc oc #cameron calvin #ashley jang #the henry stickmin collection #humanization #charles scrapped line: why do you sound like that?#yeah he's asking bout the accent JABDFKLAJSBFD #i dunno are we allowed to make fun of it #does doge allow me to adopt cam i keep drawing him a lot /jjjjj #I CANT HELP IT MAN I REALLY ENJOY DRAWING HIM #mai drawing invasion

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rupturedtaleblog · 13 days

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Another question for Doge, do you know anything about the title of the Royal Scientist? Specifically, the one before the current one.

#undertale #undertale au #rupturedtale #asks #author #doge

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tropicalscream · 3 months

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can i lock your head between my thighs and jerk off over your face while you taste my balls and huff my musk?

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uhhh yeessssssss 👉👈

#slutweed doge hours #anon ask

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eggs-mushrooms-moths-and-gay · 4 months

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snape: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

barty, mary, and prongs: No!

marls: Alright, that’s it, you guys. What happened out there?

barty: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.

marls: What does that mean?

snape: Come on, what happened? mary?

mary: Alright.

barty: No. mary, we swore we’d never tell!

prongs: They’ll never understand.

mary: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It’s eating me alive.

mary: barty got stung by a jellyfish!

barty: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I- I couldn’t walk.

prongs: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn’t think we could make it.

barty: I was in too much pain.

mary: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.

prongs: And then mary remembered something.

mary: I’d seen this thing in the Discovery Channel.

snape: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?

marls and moony: EW!!

barty: You can’t say that! You don’t know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn’t... bend that way. So... *looks at mary*

snape, marls, and moony: Ew!

mary: That’s right. I stepped up. They’re my friend and they needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.

mary: Only, uh, I couldn’t. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to prongs.

prongs: mary kept screaming at me, “Do it now. Do it. Do it now.” Sometimes, late at night I can still hear the screaming.

mary: That’s because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.

#Crcak #when it be 2 am it be like #when they be raw doging that shit #my mom asked me what raw doging was the other day and was like isnt the one anout sex #The poeple in this just make it more funny #LIKE TF IS SNAPE DOING THER #Mauraders incorrect quotes

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underratedmcyts · 4 months

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Doge Creations! Hes a great builder and has great editing on all his videos :D his current series on youtube is him rebuilding the entirety of undertale in minecraft, with cool takes on what the areas of the game could look like. also he's on tumblr too :)

Omg, I&'ve seen a few of his videos before! The Undertale series to be specific! It's an incredible project and I& love that his take on Undertale isn't just a one-to-one recreation, but adds his own touch to the underworld! I&'ve also seen the Technoblade house video on my& dash before, which warmed my& heart :] <3 He's an incredible builder, thank you so much for the reccomendation!

#asks #underrated mcyt submission #underrated mcyts #mcyt #mcytblr #mcyt propaganda #doge creations #dogecreations

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beardedmrbean · 1 year

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[Oh, boy! I sure do love being the Dictator of Rome in the Curia of Pompey on March 15th! I sure hope that nothing wacky or uncharacteristic happens to me today! Hey, look, it's my good friend, Marcus Cheemus Brutus! What's with the knife?] [Assamssinatiomn]

I have so many of these scheduled for today, lol

#doge asks #yay #ides of march

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rusty-gloinks · 6 months

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HEKFO WAJT. WHAT

#IT TOOTIK ME A WHILE TO GRT THR 2ND ONE I THOUGHT THAT WAS BABY OIL #HELL #MUTUAL ASK #FWJWA. BALLS 2. DOGE #GOD. DOGF

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transdib · 8 months

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the nhs be like

me in march: hi i have moved here from australia, i have been on testosterone since 2018 on a 3-monthly injection and i have a letter from my aussie gp to verify this and that i have been linked in with a psych and endo since then too and i just need a prescription continuation of my treatment. my next shot is due in june and i cant be late

gp: ok :) i have to make a referral to the nearest gender clinic and theyll be in touch and i'll send them the letter from the aussie gp

me: ok thanks

gender clinic a week later: hi we got your referral + letter but we need some more info

me: okay heres some more info

gender clinic: no thats not enough info we need your entire history including your Diagnosis TM from the psych as a letter + recent bloods arent enough. but once we get those we can streamline you through as a review patient so youre not on the waitlist

me after a fuss between me and the aussie gp due to email troubles: ok heres all the documents they have on my file im about a month overdue i need my shot asap

gender gp: thanks we will be in touch asap

*silence for over a month*

me: hey when am i going to be seen to? im nearly 2 months overdue for my t shot

gender clinic: weve had a high amount of referrals and youre on the waitlist so youre just gonna have to wait

me: :}

*another month of silence*

gender clinic: hi so thank you for sending those documents over, since you have already been on hrt since 2018 you dont actually need our services so we're discharging you and we're gonna write a letter to your gp explaining this and that she can prescribe the dose as recommended on our website

me:.....okay well....what do i have to do now?

gender clinic: im gonna write up a letter to send to your gp and they will be in contact with you to arrange an appointment and you can get your hrt easily like that

me: *on the brink of having a mental fucking breakdown cuz of being 3 months overdue for my hrt and all of the hormonal and physical changes that have left me feeling unbearably distressed and anxious and su1cidal and all the other fucking stressors that have come from this* okay......thanks :}