#yes this was inspired by my recent purchase of a mothman plushie

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Coven of Chaos: Day 425

Wanda: *slams newspaper on the table* “Do either of you happen to be familiar with this?”

Y/N, reading aloud: “Locals spot large swooping shapes in the night, could this be the famed cryptid mothman?”

Agatha: “MOTHMAN?! Why didn’t you tell me MOTHMAN WAS HERE?!”

Wanda: “No, look at the silhouette of the photo taken”

Y/N: “Oh no”

Wanda: “Looks suspiciously like a set or two of robes doesn’t it Agatha and Y/N? or should I say Mothman!”

Agatha: “Salem in hell”

Wanda: “I hope you’re proud of yourself for torturing the neighborhood”

Agatha: “I’ve been Mothman the WHOLE TIME and you NEVER thought to tell me?!?! Do I even know myself if I can’t recognize the Mothman in me?”

Wanda: *Hangs head in defeat*

#Agatha’s soloilquy goes on for several more minutes pondering her existence #yes this was inspired by my recent purchase of a mothman plushie #this is one my recent favs #wandavision #agatha harkness #house of harkness #agatha all along #hahndavision #house of harkness counter #marvel #wanda maximoff #agatha harkness x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #coven of chaos counter #coven of chaos #incorrect marvel quotes