#zeus to the camera: you're not you when you're hungry *winks*

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus: Dionysus, you are old enough now, I think it is time we have the talk.

Teen Dionysus: Dad, no! I already know where kids come from we really do not have to do this

Zeus:

Zeus: Oh, no, I don't mean that kind of talk. I mean the “a lot of people in your family are actually criminals” talk. So, it all started with your great grandfather Ouranos, who-

#lmaoo i think zeus would tell this to dionysus because dionysus was meant to be zeus' heir right.. #zeus: son the men in our family tend to have the habit of swallowing their kids. #zeus: now don't be alarmed. when you get the urge.. just calm yourself and eat a snickers and then you'll feel better. #zeus to the camera: you're not you when you're hungry *winks* #dionysus: w-who are you talking to #zeus #dionysus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl