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its 1994, its been 13 years since James Potter died and Sirius Black is sitting on the floor crying because he can’t remember the sound of James Potter’s laughter

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No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

#i have.. none of that

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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marauders aesthetic: dark academia

sirius: chin length silky hair in a shag cut. fingers stained with motor oil and black ink. drives everyone crazy with the bold black eyeliner he gets marlene to teach him. twirls his wand and quills between his fingers. old leather jackets thrown over messily buttoned shirts. tie hanging untied around his neck. reads any book he can get his hands on. always has a peppermint on his person. if you're close enough to get a sniff, he smells of damp grass, leather, parchment and mint. chess comes as easy as breathing to him. can't sleep at night, so he climbs out the window and sits on the top of gryffindor tower to stare at the stars. french is his first language, and he speaks italian, greek and latin. only has to study occasionally for herbology. a properly made macchiato, always. half smirks and cocky grins, and grey eyes that spark with mischief. cruel streak a mile wide, so he hates getting angry. a little bit of a slob (it drives james mad). won the under 19 europe duelling tournament at age fourteen. god tier poker face. climbs into james' bed after particularly terrifying nightmares. hums french songs to him to calm himself down. david bowie, led zeppelin, ac/dc, sex pistols. immense raw power that sizzles under his skin and smells like lightning storms. his magic is visible in his veins when he gets emotional. silver eyes, sharp glare, wicked words, even crueler spells. mastermind behind more than half of their pranks. when he laughs, he sounds like the pureblood he is; all refined and perfect. at six feet four inches, he's the tallest of the marauders. loves giving james shit for being shorter than him. plays the violin, and composes sometimes. it reminds him of the nights he locked himself and regulus into the music room at home and played till his fingers bled. perfect waltz, perfect posture, perfect table manners and perfect posh accent.

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remus: curly golden brown hair in messy undercuts, lanky body and lean muscles. five foot nine inches and hates it. leaves when a person lights up a cigarette; says the smell is overwhelming on his senses. always has a cup of black coffee with him, but never drinks it. comfy jumpers, pressed trousers, perfect uniform, prefect badge pinned to the front. piercings— tongue, ears, nose and lip. charms the tongue piercing to taste like chocolate. hates reading, but does read a few of the books that james recommends. will never give up a chance to sleep in. polite smiles and genial nods in the presence of teachers, quirked eyebrows and infuriating smirks otherwise— he's a two faced little bitch and he's proud of it. doesn't get angry, but does get annoyed. hates confrontation, and will get out of one as fast as possible. sharp wit, sharper tongue. dry, sarcastic remarks under his breath that make peter cry with laughter. a human heater. fingers stained with blue ink and chocolate smudges. if he's not with the marauders, he's either sleeping or studying in the library. best at defence against the dark arts, but still not as good as sirius and james. speaks welsh, scots gaelic and old english. learns french and latin from sirius. a complete, utter mess; everything from his school satchel to his wardrobe to his bed is chaos (james despairs over his habits). absolutely loathes history of magic and potions. favourite subject is care of magical creatures, mostly due to the chaos that professor kettleburn causes. elton john, cher, tchaïkovsky. cannot play any musical instrument, but loves it when sirius and james duet together. smells like chocolate, cinnamon, and honey. owns a diary, and gets called a girl for it by peter. has chronic joint pain that is aggravated by the scotland weather. difficult relationships with his parents, but he still loves them and they love him back.

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james: messy curls long enough to be tucked behind his ears. the only one who can beat sirius at chess. had an indian accent the first three years of hogwarts. plays the piano to calm himself. six foot one inch and hates it because sirius keeps giving him shit. fingers stained with charcoal, graphite, and alta dye applied for bharatanatyam. always moving, can never sit still unless he's reading or sketching. kajal lining brown eyes and dotted behind his ear for good luck. bright smiles and fondly exasperated shakes of his head. mother hen because "none of these idiots can be trusted to look after themselves". brown skin that just gets darker from quidditch practice in the sun. reads literally anything he can get his hands on, genre does not matter. dozens of journals filled with detailed sketches of anything and everything that catches his eye (a couple of journals are dedicated solely to green eyes. a couple more are filled with sketches of sirius). outstanding at transfiguration and arithmancy. never has to study (it drives peter to apoplexy). does not get offended or angered easily, but will go off on anyone who insults his friends. fits into any clique— jock, nerd, theatre kid, musicians, you name it. hopeless romantic. hates messes, always nagging his friends to clean up after themselves. chai, always. unapologetic mama's boy. proud of his indian lineage. rises before the sun does. always has cold fingers, and steals sirius' jackets. burrows into sirius' hugs for warmth. long, scalding hot baths. mother tongue is marathi. speaks hindi, urdu, french, latin, tamil, greek and sanskrit. loves every subject except history of magic. listens to any genre of music as long as it sounds good. loves balls and galas because he gets to dress up and dance. always has some sort of indian confectionary on him— barfi, laddoo, maisurpak, gulab jamun. it adds a sugary layer to his chandan perfume.

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peter: buzz cut, but wants to grow it out. steals james' books and never reads them. smells of earth and a woody perfume his mother got for him in fourth year. can't play chess for shit, but is better than remus at gobstones. his bed and closet are well maintained and always neat. laughs a lot (it sounds squeaky), and his eyes twinkle when he smiles. best at herbology and care or magical creatures, but he hates the latter. a sarcastic twerp and a sneaky little shit. has the normal sense of humour— the other three boys thrive off of dark jokes. absolutely loathes studying, but needs to do it, so he does (while grumbling good naturedly about sirius and james not needing to). whistles when he walks the corridors of hogwarts, with his hands in his pockets. loves the waltz, and always has a record playing at low volume whenever possible. atrocious sense of style/fashion, and gets heckled by sirius and james for it. has notebooks upon notebooks filled with little doodles that are surprisingly good. always listens when sirius or james play the violin or piano, and sometimes drags remus into a waltz to make everyone laugh. claims to be annoyed by james' mother henning, but everyone knows he adores it. friends with a lot of the younger students, and always has liquorice or lozenges on him to give to them. cat person, terrified of mcgonagall. he loves watching james perform bharatanatyam, and asked for lessons in fourth year. he gave up within a month, saying he would stick to waltzing, thank you very much. always, always, has a granola bar filled with nuts somewhere in his pockets. does not understand why mint chocolate is a thing, and absolutely refuses to eat anything that has mint in it. steals james' confectionary and gets tackled for it. will eat ice-cream no matter the season, even if he has a cold.

#sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #the marauders #marauders #marauders aesthetic #sirius black aesthetic #james potter aesthetic #remus lupin aesthetic #peter pettigrew aesthetic #french sirius black #indian james potter #welsh remus lupin

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Flavour

@prongsfoot-microfic @amrut-aa

James is aware that he is making a spectacle of himself. He had opted for both short shorts and a crop top today. His left football sock is sitting firmly on his knee, but the right one has artfully slid down. His brand new aviators aren't all that thick, even with his dioptres, and he is very sure that the cherry flavored lollipop is staining his lips. In front of his teammates he was able to play off the love bite on his inner thigh as a bruise from training, but Sirius should be well aware what really caused it.

James shoulders his trainings bag and bids his teammates goodbye, fully aware that sirius will be already waiting for him outside the training center. James bounds outside, the training not nearly enough to tire him out. If anything it had given him more energy.

The sun bites into his eyes, despite his shades, but it's nothing to the sight of Sirius. Leant against his sleek Bentley, smoking, in black clothes that could be painted onto him. He is a piece of art, the strands of his hair that have fallen out of his bun manage to somehow still move with wind that is not existent for the rest of the world. His full lips form into a flawless o-shape for smoke rings, even as he eyes James. His eyes rest on the bruised thigh for a moment, before they find James' eyes, and Sirius' expression melts into this world-ending, blinding smile of his. Small, cherry flavoured shards scatter in James' mouth - he must have bitten down on his lollipop.

Sirius, the very reason James wants to make a spectacle of himself. He loves to work him up. Sirius, whose expression typically ranges from haughty to bored unless he finds something to truly engage him. With his grandiose ideas, sharp mind, and the most biteable arse the World has ever seen... James bounds up to him and they share a very heterosexual, very manly hug. James has a hard time not to bite into the free shoulder Sirius presents to him like it's nothing, and then has to scramble quickly into the passanger seat, just to hide his hard on from what Sirius whispered into his ear: "that bruise on your thigh looks lonely. I'll make sure there will be more to keep it company"

Whatever sweat James had broken into in training, it's nothing against the drive back to their flat, with Sirius' hand on his thigh, absentmindedly stroking and petting it while driving. Driving the car, and James mad in the meantime.

#OH MY FUCKING GOD #JAMES POTTER: PASSENGER PRINCESS #A HOT PASSENGER PRINCESS #SIRIUS BLACK: HOT BOYFRIEND #ALSHSKSJS BOTH OF THEM OMGOMG

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SIRIUS SQUEEZES JAMES' BOOTY EVERY TIME HE SLIDES HIS HANDS IN THEM BC DAYUM DAT ASS

AM I RIGHY TO ASSUME THAT JAMES IS IN BOOTY SHORTS SINCE SIRIUS' THUMB IS STROKING THE - SKIN - OF HIS THIGH?

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( also omg a Bonnie and Clyde AU )

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YES YOU FUCKING ARE YOU GET IT HE IS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY IN BOOTY SHORTS THEYRE BLACK AND THE BACK POCKETS HAVE THE CANIS MAJOR CONSTELLATION IN GOLDEN GLITTER AND SIRIUS LOVES STICKING HIS HANDS IN THOSE SAME POCKETS

AM I RIGHY TO ASSUME THAT JAMES IS IN BOOTY SHORTS SINCE SIRIUS' THUMB IS STROKING THE - SKIN - OF HIS THIGH?

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( also omg a Bonnie and Clyde AU )

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YES ABSOLUTELY JAMES IS THE ULTIMATE PASSENGER PRINCESS

HE LIKES BEING IN THE CAR WHEN SIRIUS DRIVES BC HE DOES THAT ONE-HANDED STEERING THING AND PLACES HIS HAND ON JAMES' THIGH AND STROKES THE SKIN WITH HIS THUMB

i think it’s funny when people say that sirius wouldn’t be able to drive because he had a MOTORBIKE. he’s probably the only one that can drive canonically

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James: *applying mascara*

Sirius: *stares*

James: ...what?

Sirius: nothing. just thinking.

James: about?

Sirius: *smirks* about how much I'm gonna enjoy seeing that mascara run later

James: *stunned*

James: *blushes*

#sirius black #james potter #bambibelle #sirius x james #james x sirius #kaliwrites #kalisblog #prongsfoot #marlene dared james to apply mascara once #and he liked it #so now he wears it almost every day #and sirius is whipped #he is also a little shit #who loves seeing james squirm #bc james is cute #and deserves to be flirted with #source: instagram

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The monsoon has set in properly, now. You have a love-hate relationship with the rains, but you admit that the season brings a sense of calm to the house.

Your Aai is humming under her breath where she sits next to the window, newspaper hiding her face from view. You tap her on the shoulder as you set down a freshly prepared cup of chaha in front of her, and she smiles at you. She takes a sip, and melts into her wickerwork chair, a soft sigh spilling from her lips. "Masta chaha kelas," she tells you, and you turn away with a pleased smile.

The rain doesn't really stop. It keeps falling, sometimes a downpour but mostly an ongoing drizzle that goes on for hours. Every time you have the chance, you step out into the garden or the balcony and stare up at the cloudy sky, trying to catch the drops on your tongue. A drop lands splat in your eye and you squeal, rubbing at your face, and the roaring laughter of your siblings echoes through the house.

The aroma of freshly made pakoras, tikhat puri and shankarpali wafts through the house and you follow it, eyes closed and nose in the air, sniffing like a dog. You Baba flicks you on the forehead, and tells you to act properly. You rub your forehead, and silently pile a plate with the food, a small grin on your lips.

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Here, have some prongsfoot fluff and exasperated Remus.

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"You're so handsomeee."

Remus sighed at the awed tone of James' voice and stared up at the ceiling. Oh great, he thought tiredly. Here they go again.

"You're so prettyyy," came Sirius' reply to the compliment, and Remus closed his eyes in exasperation, already done with the both of them. Mushy, lovey-dovey idiots, the pair of them.

"You're beautiful."

"And you're stunning."

"Well, you are—"

Remus slammed his textbook shut and glared at Sirius and James. "Jesus fucking Merlin, do either of you ever shut up?"

James, cradled like a baby in Sirius' lap with his face buried in his neck, sniggered. Sirius grinned, pressed a kiss to his boyfriend's hair, and winked at Remus.

Remus rolled his eyes. "We get it. You're in love. Shut the fuck up about it."

James' sniggering turned into a full blown laugh, and he stuffed his face into Sirius' chest to muffle it, clutching at the lapels of his leather jacket. Sirius tightened his arms around James and smiled at him, soft and adoring, complete with the starry-eyed look. It was sickeningly cute, and Remus wanted to throw up.

"Are you jealous, Remmie?" James teased, and Remus knew there was a shit-eating grin on his face even though he couldn't see it. "Want us to set you up with someone so you can be lovey-dovey with them?"

Remus rolled his eyes again, harder this time. "No thanks," he said, shuddering for the dramatics. "You might like being disgusting, I don't want to be any such thing."

Sirius and James both snickered, leaning towards each other for a peck on the lips. Remus scowled and pointed his wand at them.

"Owie!"

"Remus!"

He smiled smugly at the outraged looks on his best friend's faces as the rubbed their cheeks where his stinging hexes had landed. "Either stop being mushy in front of me, or get lost."

Sirius rolled his eyes and clutched James closer. "You don't have to be so bitter, mate."

Remus gave him a deadpan look. "Go eat lunch. Stop bothering me."

Sirius took a glance at James, and the wicked smile that grew on his face made the blood drain from Remus' face. Oh, no. That look was never good. Oh fuck, he thought to himself with trepidation, what the fuck did you get yourself into this time?

"I could eat lunch," Sirius said lightly, the gleam in his eyes a promise that Remus was not going to like the rest of the sentence. "Or I could eat James out."

Remus dropped his head into his hands. James squeaked, slapping a hand over Sirius' mouth, a fiery red blush exploding across his cheekbones. "Sirius!"

"What?" Remus was never trusting that innocent tone of Sirius' voice. He wasn't stupid, fuck you very much. "Do you not like the idea?"

Remus raised his head, curious despite himself, and smirked at the sight. James' lips were pursed, and his eyes were cast down, the blush still going strong. He was fiddling with the studs on Sirius' jacket while Sirius grinned down at him with a weird mixture of flirty and fond.

"... I wouldn't mind," came the faint answer before James burrowed back into Sirius' chest, hiding from the laughter that bubbled up Remus' and Sirius' throats.

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Mid Week Snippet

Got tagged by @in-flvx so here are my meagre offerings

"Is that right? Do you like it, Jamie?"

James took another step back when Sirius grew closer, silently cursing whichever deity it was that decided giving him such an infernally deep voice was a good idea. The way he said Jamie was doing all sorts of things to James' insides, and all he could think about was Sirius' hands on his skin, Sirius' lips on his body and Sirius wrapping his fingers around James' throat to hold him in place as he—

"Answer the question, sweetheart."

James started, blinking up at Sirius for a confused second before he remembered the question. He nodded mutely, eyes unconsciously trailing down from Sirius' face to the stiff lines of the corset. Sirius clicked his tongue and reached out a hand, gently gripping James' chin and lifting his head so their eyes met again.

"Words, mon amour," he demanded softly, and it took James a few seconds to comprehend that he was supposed to say something through the sudden flush of arousal that struck his core at Sirius' deep, husky voice.

"Yes, Sirius," he replied, words coming out a little breathless. "I like it."

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Smut Saturday ask- jilypad!! Sub James, Sirius fucks James as he's eating Lily out

holy shit kali this is everything. spitroast james potter 2023 is back and better than ever with this. jilypad??? let's see what i can do...

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"I said don't touch his dick, Sirius."

"Sorry...it's in my...fuck, it's in my way." Sirius seethes as he rams back into James' ass, full force, one of his thighs in one hand while the other reaches up to his head to push his hair out of his face.

Lily just rolls her eyes and grinds back down, letting James' tongue dart in and out of her hole. "Faster, James. You can do better than that." Her thighs squeeze his head in place, only letting him take a breath when she kneels up to drop a sweet kiss on Sirius' lips. Back and forth they've been doing this, and they'll keep doing it until Lily says stop. Neither of her boys will complain, not if she has anything to say about it.

She lowers herself back down, putting almost all of her weight on him because she knows he can take it. His lips suction around her clit and suck, sending waves up her body and she has to lean her hands on his chest so she doesn't fall over.

"Fuck."

"I'm close."

She looks up through her hair and finds Sirius, red-faced and desperate as his hips move faster into James' ass. Chasing the warmth she knows is burning in his stomach, since she has a twin one in hers. She grinds back. "Hold it, Black. Wait for me."

"Okay. God, he's so tight." Sirius says through his teeth and he's holding both of James' thighs up now, fingers digging into the skin as Lily grinds back. Makes James suck on her clit again and the most vile slurping noise comes out of his mouth, makes Lily's thighs tremor.

"Okay, okay. Come now."

Lily can feel when Sirius lets himself go because James' entire body tenses, straining to take it on both ends. He can't breathe, Lily knows that, but she knows he can stave it off for another second as she holds him there, makes his tongue go wild on her until she comes apart herself.

Their moans fill the air, twisting around each other as Lily reaches a hand out to steady herself. When her head clears she pulls off and feels James suck a huge gulp of air in. Feels his heart hammering in his chest under her hand.

Finds his face covered in her arousal.

"Oh sorry," she laughs, and finds Sirius' hand reaching up to take some between his fingers. Lick it off so lewdly that her pussy pulses, still hot.

"Do I get to come now, too?" James asks, not seeming to care that she squirted all over his face. Seems to be enjoying it actually, through the tiredness in his eyes.

She lays a hand on his cheek and smiles sweetly. "No, love. Not when you say those mean things to me. We agreed right?"

James looks like he's about to cry.

"It's okay," she says. "Let's clean up and we can watch a movie."

#YES DOM!LILY #I LOVE IT #chaotic bi sirius black agenda 2023 #james potter #sirius black #jilypad #lily evans

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Smut Saturday ask!

Lesbian prongsfoot where Jamie loves getting her clit spanked

KALI. kali you really just always come in here with the best ideas every fucking time. let me eat your brain PLEASE I BEG. you're wonderful and this ask?? everything.

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The first slap is arguably the worst one. It rings out in the room, a terrible skin on skin sound and Sirius is immediatly rubbing the area after she's done it.

"Sorry, I'm sorry," she whispers in James' ear, rubbing her pussy gently with two fingers until she feels James' hand wrap around her wrist. Pulling it away.

"Do it again."

Sirius pulls her head back, confused. "Again?"

"Please," James says, and her other hand wraps around Sirius' arm to squeeze her bicep. "Again, please."

So Sirius does it again. Lifts her hand up flat and brings it down with a force, spanks James right on her clit and immediatly pulls away.

James' entire body twitches with the contact, a huge jolt forward out of Sirius' lap but Sirius wraps her arm around James' front and pulls her back. James' back flush with her front and her ass grinds back, hitting Sirius' bare pussy.

Sirius can't help but moan. "Fuck, Jamie..."

"Again."

So Sirius does it agian, another slap ringing through the air and James jolts forward, a groan escaping her lips. Grinds herself back and Sirius groans too.

Slap, slap, slap.

Three more spanks rings out into the room in quick succession and James seethes, tries to writhe out of Sirius' arms but Sirius holds James' back flush with her tits. Keeps James' ass right on her pussy, right where she'll hit that spot when her hips buck that has Sirius seeing stars.

"Again," James is saying under her breath, over and over and so Sirius does. A spank and a grind and both of them are a mess, sweaty legs intertwined and James' head tips back to lay on Sirius' shoulder. Her neck exposed and Sirius wants to lean down and bite but James won't stop grinding back, making Sirius' thighs go tingley.

They're both close, she can feel it.

Her heart hammers in her chest as she brings her hand down again, as another slap rings out and James' pussy is turning red from the blows but James is too far gone to care. Every kind of noise is pouring out of her throat, Sirius' arm is the only thing keeping her upright.

"Gonna come..."

"Okay," Sirius whispers, her free hand running down James' meaty thigh. "Okay."

Another spank and Jamie's coming.

#claude you can eat my brain any time #but only if i get to eat yours too #lesbian prongsfoot #prongsfoot #sirius black #james potter #this ficlet is everything #i loveeeee #absolutely amazing

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#Sirius black #He is fucking genius #And hot and knows it #pls stop this bimbo Sirius agenda 😭😭😭 #And while we are at it stop himbo James as well 😭😭😭

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no fan cast will ever be good enough for THE sirius black