the-gouremet

[the-gouremet]

what kind of people frequent your place? do you have a favorite customer :o

MOIRAI: EXCELLENT QUESTION DEAR ANON!

MOIRAI: I GET TO MEET LOTSA PEEPS FROM ALL WALKS, DREDGED UP FROM THIS PLANET'S LIFE! LOW TO HIGH, MUTATED TO NORMIE, AND ALLLLL IN BETWEEN!!!

MOIRAI: OTHER FUNHOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE MOST FREQUENT CUSTOMERS, AS IS MOI HOSPITALITY TO MOI KIND! EASY ACCESS TO CANNIBALISTIC DIETARY NEEDS AND WHATNOT. OF COURSE I DO HAVE NON-TROLL FLESH TO WET ANYONE ELSES' APPETITE! SOME DON'T EVEN COME FOR THE FOOD, IOM RUNNING A CHARITY OVER HERE BASICALLY, ILL NEVER COMPLAIN THO!

MOIRAI: NOW FAVOURITE CUSTOMERS, OHHH BOI DO I GOT SOME LOYAL ONES!

MOIRAI: S'PPOSE I'LL START WITH SOME OF THE SAID FUNHOUSE MOTHERFUCKERS! OH MY DEAR TECHNE, THEY GOTTA HAVE THEIR RED MEAT! IOM GLAD THEY'VE FINALLY FELL OUT OF THEIR SHELL!

THEN WE GOT QUADRANT QUARRELS FEATURING KERIOK, OUR LOCAL SWASHBUCKLING DEBUTANTE CONFIDANTE, AND KHEPRI, DUBIOUSLY RICH WITHOUT A FUCK TO GIVE ABOUT IT!

AND DARLING BEBBEL RIGHT UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUNHOUSE FUCKHOUSE!! NOT ONE OF US BUT JUST AS CRAZY AS THE NEXT!

MOIRAI: ONE OF MY NEWER CUSTOMERS IN QUITE THE WHILE; PILQES! ON THE LEFT! HE HAD NO DAMN CLUE WHAT HE WAS WALKIN' IN TO! DESPITE THAT I MADE HIM FEEL SAFE!

MOIRAI: OHH AND NOW FOR LOYAL! TYKHAI MY BESTEST FRIEND OF UNIQUE JOYS! SEA COMES IN DAILY FOR ALL THE AMENITIES, FROM ATMOSPHERE TO ZEALOTRY WE SHARE! SHE ALWAYS TIPS WELL BEYOND THE PRICE OF A DISH, BUT THAT'S JUST HER GENEROSITY, I APPRECIATE TYKHAI FOR ALL OF EVERYTHING!

#REBLOGS HIGHLY APPRECIATED! IM GLAD TO BE BACK! #homestuck #homestuck oc #fantroll #fantroll ask #ask blog #moirai achlyz #ic

[the-gouremet]

IOM BACK BITCHES!!! AND DOES FATE HAVE SOME FUCKIN PLANS FOR MOI!!!

#homestuck #homestuck oc #fantroll #fantroll ask #ask blog #moirai achlyz #ic

[the-gouremet]

Another Promo Post

I went on hiatus for a couple months but now I’m back! I don’t have many asks right now and my follow count is really low so I can’t pull to big of an audience right now. I was wondering if I could get a promo going to show that I’m up and back at it. I do rp along with regular asks and draw out pretty much every response. Keep in mind that I’m 17 though, so no nsfw asks! Feel free to reblog or ignore this :D

@ask-a-few-trolls @ask-all-colours-of-the-spectrum @just-more-trolls @ask-a-gaggle-of-aliens @ask-the-lowblood-cult @happyhappyfantrolls @askthefantrollcast @glitch-trolls @a-murder-of-trolls

#YA YEET! GO FOLLOW EM!!!!! #ALSO @ MY FOLLOWERS. ILL COME BACK SOONER OR LATER I 🅱ROMISE! #PROMO REBOGGLE #REBOGGLED

[the-gouremet]

Ok, I’m not a big fan of these kinds of posts, but lately, I’m becoming more and more disheartened so I need to know if you’re out there. 

Please reblog this post if you are willing to write with ‘un-shippable’ muses. 

I’m talking about those muses who are perhaps elderly, who are married/taken and not liable to affairs, muses who are asexual/aromantic, or even just muses whose muns don’t really want to ship. 

While I’m always happy that anyone would want to write with me, sadly, over time I have realised that my older/married/ace muses are very rarely (virtually never) requested. So please share this on your blog so that people know they can throw their muses at you who are not going to wind up in ships or with smut threads. 

#WHIPS AND NAE NAES #YE YE YE YE!!! TIS GUCCI MY BUCCIS! #IF YALL JOST WANNA GRAB A BORGER OR SOMETHIN HMU BABEY! #REBOGGLED

[the-gouremet]

do you eat ass?

MOIRAI: IOM NO COWARD

#WHAT KIND OF GOUREMET CHEF WOULD I BE IF I DIDNT EAT ASS #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Asks #011 #Anon

[the-gouremet]

how is your quadrents?

MOIRAI: I ONLY GOT ONE GAL IN A QUADRANT BUT I GODDAMN COULDNT BE HAPPIER TO HAVE MOI MATESPRIT!

MOIRAI: MY BABE’S NAME IS LAXSMI CYGNUS AND SHE’S THE PRETTIEST GAL I EVER LAID MY EYES ON!

Lax$mi: Moirai may be a little strange, bUt that’$ not stopping me from Wanting to $pend eVery moment I can With her. $he’s ab$olUtely perfect if yoU ask me!

(Mun note: I used marcy-rangel’s couple’s pose pack for the pose they’re in!)

#G......GIRL PRETTY! #Laxsmi Cygnus #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Anon #010

[the-gouremet]

If you are a fantroll or fankid blog reblog this

I have a fantroll ask/rp blog and I would like to find others to rp with. So, please reblog this so i can follow you and send an ask!

#OWO HEWWO #REBOGGLED

[the-gouremet]

*sip* nothing like quake 3 right?

MOIRAI: ??????????????????

MOIRAI: I DONT KNOW WHAT QUAKE 3 IS!

MOIRAI: ALL I KNOW IS IOM EXPERIENCING A MAGNITUDE 3 QUAKE FROM MY CONFUSION IF THAT HELPS!

#ANON WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IM QUAKING #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Anon #Asks #009

[the-gouremet]

Moddux hugs the weird clown blood troll

MOIRAI: NICE PLACE YOU GOT HERE!

@moddux2

#BRBRBRBRBRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRA #Moddux Xirumi #Moirai Achylz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Asks #008 #Anonymous (Kinda) #moddux2

[the-gouremet]

MOIRAI: HEY YALL HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!! ASK ME SOME QUARSTIONS ABT MY QUAD LIFE AND ILL LET YOU BE IN THE KNEW THE V-DAY!

#moirai achlyz #homestuck #homestuck oc #fantroll #ic #art

[the-gouremet]

MOIRAI: FUCK YEAH! PERFECT SCORE AND I WAS FLIRTED WITH!

MOIRAI: ID LOOOOOVE FOR YOU TO TEST THE WATERS!~

Moddux Judges you for your sins.

Moddux : Tell me your darkest wrong doings whatever they are~?

(Reblog with a troll or more to get judged by an unholy lewd rust blood.)

#MY NAME IS MOIRAI AND I SAY GAY & HORNY RIGHTS #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Interaction

[the-gouremet]

can i smooch?

MOIRAI: HECK YE! YOU GET A SMOOCH TOO ANON!

#IF ANYONE ASKS FOR A SMOOCH IM GONNA USE THIS EXACT PICTURE BUT THE OTHER PERSON DRAWN DIFFERENT IF NOT AN ANON #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Asks #007 #Anon #Anonymous

[the-gouremet]

Send my muse random anons!!

They can be about anything you want! Just send them in!!

#send em in yall!!!!!!! #though there probably wont be a pic for all of them so mun can save on spoons #moirai achlyz #homestuck #homestuck oc #fantroll #ic #ask memes

[the-gouremet]

So you eat people? Isn't that gross?

MOIRAI: EH! KINDA DEPENDS ON WHAT YALL MEAN!

MOIRAI: SINCE YALL ASKING MOI HERE, IT AINT! MOST ALL OF MY PEEPS WITH MOI MUTATION DO THE SAME! IT’S OUR NAAAAAATURAL DIET!

MOIRAI: ‘COURSE FROM I GUESS A NORMAL PEEPS PERSPECTIVE IT’S A LIL VILE!

MOIRAI: I MEAN IF YA LOOKIN’ FOR AN ANSWER, THE GROSSEST PART REALLY IS ‘THE CLEANOUT PROCESS’ YOU COULD CALL IT!

MOIRAI: IT’S NASTY AS FUCK!

#THOUGH IT IS A NECESSARY STEP TO THE PEEEERFECT MEAL! #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Asks #006 #p0kem0d123 #tw: eye contact #tw: scopophobia #tw: gore mention

[the-gouremet]

Where do you get ingredients for your dishes and which ones are your favorite?

MOIRAI: OOOOOOOOO!! DOUBLE WHAMMY!

MOIRAI: WEEEEELL FOR MOI FAVOURITE DISH! A BIGASS CHEESEBORGER WITH AAAAAAAAALL THE COLOURS OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM BLED INTO THE MEAT!!!!!

MOIRAI: PLUS ANY CANDY ON HAND SMASHED IN IT! WITH A SIDE OF FRIES, SCRAMBLED EGGS IN SLICED EGGS, THICK & CRISP BACON, AND A SMALL PILE OF CAVIAR! IF I WANNA BE REAL FANCY SCHMANCY!!

MOIRAI: AND AS FOR THE OTHER PART, LIKE ANY SANE PERSON I GET MY FRUITS, VEGGIES, AND OTHER PRODUCE FROM THE LOCAL FARMER’S MARKET! EXCEPT FOR MEAT!

(CW: PIXELATED CENSORED GORE UNDER THE CUT)

MOIRAI: I GUESS MOI MEAT HABITS ARE A LITTLE MORE… GRUESOME!

#HOPE THAT ANSWERS THAT ANON!!!!!! #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Asks #005 #Anon #tw: eye contact #tw: scopophobia #tw: gore #tw: food #Anonymous

[the-gouremet]

wait. no trickster. damn then you are one colorfull mutant

MOIRAI: YE YE! YALL BET! IM KINDA MORE OF A SUBSPECIES TECHNICALLY,

MOIRAI: BUT BEING A MUTANT IS JUST ANOTHER PART OF BEING MOI!

MOIRAI: THOUGH I GUESS WHAT I HAVE IS CALLED A MUTATION KSJDHFKSJDFKJSH

#YOURE ARE CORRECT ANON #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Asks #004 #Anon

[the-gouremet]

is that another god damn trickster i see

MOIRAI: NOPE! NOT A TRICKSTER!

MOIRAI: SURE I MAAAAAAAAAY HAVE THE APPEARANCE OF ONE! BUT THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL LOOK!

MOIRAI: NOW IF YALLRE CURIOUS AS TO WHAT I AM?

MOIRAI: SHOOT OVER ANOTHER ASK!

#KJSDHFKSJDFHJSHDK I KNEW ID GET THAT ASK SOON #Moirai Achlyz #Homestuck #Homestuck OC #Fantroll #IC #Asks #003 #Anon